It was a regular summer day for me. As always I turn on my laptop and start playing music. I like to start morning with song and usually I sing along. (Coldplay - Every Teardrop Is a Watefall)
"~Maybe the streets alight, Maybe the trees are gone, I feel my heart beating to my favorite song~"
I went bathroom, did my morning cleaning ritual, got dressed.
"Now what?" I sighted and sat down on my bed humming song that was playing. " I wonder how tall I am?" I stood up, grabbed a pencil and pressed my back against wall."Straight back, heels touching wall, butt too, shoulders as well" and marked a line above my head. I walked to my desk and took a ruler, went back to the wall where line was and measured.
"~I turn the music up, I got my records on, From underneath the rubble sing a rebel song~ "
"5.2. Yay ! I still growing. 6 more inches and I can go work as one of Victoria's Secret's model. "
I threw ruler and was hoping to, that it will land on table but I hit window glass. I quickly walked to it to check out if there was no crack.
"Oh thank God"
It was still early. And when I say early I mean early. Clock showed 5 p.m. For some time I was looking outside. Nice summer evening breeze. Magnificent view.
"I'm in a good mood today. Maybe I should make breakfast for everyone?" After what I putted them through it's only logical that I should repay them. Especialy Reiji. He hides his emotions. Keeps everything inside. And with me around. Ha. By the end of the summer poor guy will need therapist.
I closed my laptop and walked out the room. On my way I was thinking what vampires like besides blood. 'Well I guess I'll have to improvise' .Then phone rang. But I couldn't see from where. I followed the sound and saw old classic country wood wall phone. 'How does this thing work ?'. After examining my newly founded discovery I decided to answer it.
"Sakamaki's mansion. Stop for pee. Stay for a lifetime. How can I help you?"
"I'm sorry who is this ?" man voice answered. I didn't knew who it was so I decided come up with fake name. I looked around and saw a painting of women holding bouquet of flowers. "Pay... Om...Que"
"Payomque?"
"Yes. It's a very rare name meaning 'women with flowers'"
"I see. May I talk to Sakamaki Shu or his brother Reiji"
I looked at my nails. "They both busy at this moment. "
"With what?"
"Sleeping"
"..."
"Reiji is in his bedroom and Shu, God know where this time, but I can tell them your message"
"If you can, please. I was sending familiars from demon world with messages for them but they never answered them so would you please tell them that Karlheinz called a-"
"Wait a minute, you think I'm stupid"
"Pardon ?"
"Really? Familiars? Demon world ? 'Karlheinz' ? For prank calling name you could use more realistic one, not something that is writing on ketchup bottle"
"Ketchup bottle ?"
"Look, I'm the expert at prank calling. I can tell if this is a joke by the way people sound on the phone and the names they introduce themselves . And how dare you to prank-call today and try to make fun of these nice people who are living her. You know what today is? It's Sunday. It's God's day you no-life-having perra. May Jesus be with you. Goodbye" and hanged up. *with high-pitched voice* "Nailed it"
I reached kitchen and at same time Yui walked in.
"Good morning Yui"
"Good morning Kaya-chan" pale skin, body swinging at all side.
"Who drank your blood?"
Blonde girl lowered her eyes. "K-Kanato-kun. But I'm okay. I got used to that."
'That little drunk Geppetto. Come to think of it. I feel dizzy too after they drink my blood. But when I wake up I actually feel good, full of energy. Interesting'
"Well don't push yourself to hard. Oh, fun thing happened not so long time ago"
Yui opened cabinet, took out a glass and filled it with a water.
"What?"
"Some prankster called. He said he wants to talk with Shu or Reiji. And intoduced himself as 'Karlheinz' " I giggled. " So unrealistic name"
Girls nearly dropped a glass.
"Kaya-chan Karlheinz is their father. Not to mention Vampire King as well"
"WHAT ?! I thought he- WHAT ?! Well they should put a sign that says 'Karlheinz is papa Sakamaki. Don't call him no-life-having sinner' !"
"You called him what ?!"
"But you know what, scolding Vampire King like that makes me fell powerful in weird way" I said calmly.
"Kaya-chan !"
"Okay, okay don't panic. He doesn't know my real name, only heard voice. And I'm pretty sure that they can't smell you over the don't tell other. The less brothers know the better us."
"What less brothers know ?"
Me and Yui bend over a table just to find Shu laying on the floor. Yui was about to open her mouth but I shut her with my hand.
"That we'll be making surprise breakfast for everyone" I smiled. Lazy vampire stood up.
"That's a lie"
"No"
"Then why her heart beats so fast?"
"Her blood was sucked"
"You're hiding something"
"I hide lots of secrets but these lips are sealed"
"So you admit that there's something is going on"
"No. I just gave you a fact about me"
"Then tell me why we should know less about breakfast making"
"Because it's should be a surprise"
"For what?"
"...Happy birthday"
"Today is no one's birthday in this mansion"
"Yeah. But someone's in the world is"
Shu took one step closer to me.
"Karlheinz-sama called" Yui spilled it out panicking.
"Yui ! We were about to commit a perfect crime !" I whispered
"Tell me what he told" Shu looked at me.
"Well it would be easier to say what I told him. Hehe You not gonna like it" I shacked my head a little.
Blonde-hair vampire sighted and grabbed my hand.
"Come on. Yui, you too" he said dragging me out of kitchen.
We got to a living room. All brothers were already sitting. Reiji looked at us.
"Finally. Now when we all here. I have some news. That man contacted to me. Apparently he was planning for some time to come here. So today he will be having a guess for a dinner"
"What this time that old man need" Subaru grunted
"Just the thought of him gives me an headache" Laito added
"He makes me sick" Kanato said
Everyone's faces were filled with annoyance and disgust.
"And you" 'Here we go'"You were the one who answered the phone this morning, am I correct?"
"Well yes and no... except for the part of no"
"So you were the one who called that man and I quote: 'no-life-having perra' ?"
"Umm"
I heard snickering. I looked at the others and they were smiling.
"You called our old man a bitch?"Ayato said.
"Well it depends if he can understand spanish."
"Fufu~ I looking forward for tonight's dinner"
'Oh In what I got myself into?'