We arrived in airport but limo didn't stopped where other cars did. It made a circle and let us out in what it looked like plane park. Limo stopped and we got out.

"Holy John Cena's muscles" my mouth was wide open. In front of stood a big ass plane. "Reiji, I'm sorry for my vocabulary but it's the only logical way for me asking you this...*with high pitch voice* We gonna fly this motherfucker ?"

"If this traveling way don't please you, then you can get to Switzerland by foot" Reiji said with twitching eye.

'~I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good~'

"What ?! I'm good with this. This...is...awesome."

From limo trunk butlers took our luggage and carried in plane. Reiji went to a person who's jugging from his cloths was a plain captain. In the meantime the others and me were getting in the plane. And Oh my... On the right side there were two white couches placed in the way that people sitting on them would be face to face. In between them coffee table. On the left side a plasma TV. 'Terminator would look awesome in it' A little bit furthers a dinning table. And instead of normal chairs there were like white armchairs. in the back on each side were four doors to bedrooms. On the left side was an extra one door which was bathroom.'Hallelujah to the people who invented planes'

I went to my room. It was small but cozy. Like you walk in, two steps and small double size bed next to window. My bags were placed next to night table.

"It looks fluffy" I said and started jumping on my bed. I tried to jump higher and higher but..

"Goddamn it !" Ceiling was low. Too low. Really low. And I thought I was too short. I was siting and rubbing pain off from my head. "I need put ice".

In the main room Reiji was siting to dining table reading, Yui was behind him next to wooden counter where she was preparing tea 'I hope that's tea' .Ayato, Laito, Subaru were siting on couches watching TV, but Laito was reading some kind of magazine. I could see from far that it was R18 thing 'At least hide it with encyclopedia so you would look smart' .Kanata was kneeling to coffee table with Teddy in one arm and fork in other one 'From where the hell he got chocolate cake ?!'

"What was that sound ?" Reiji asked.

"My head + low ceiling + jumping on bed" I still was rubbing that spot. "Do we have ice here?"

"Back there is refrigerator." Kanato said.

"Thanks" I started walking towards passing by Reiji.

"Honestly, how more childish you can you be. When other with time gets smarter while your intellectual level in the meantime gets lower"

"Says guy who thinks that Jason Segel is a specie of seagulls. Oh no I didn't." *snaps fingers*

"Oh daamn" Laito raised his head from magazine. Yui covered her smile with hand.

Reiji glared at Laito then back to me.

"Keep talking like that and you will need more ice" and he continued reading.

I rolled my eyes and walked towards door which was right after passing couches. I entered. It was a mini kitchen. I opened frigde and took out ice cube holder. I heard something falling. There was other door.

'How many doors are here ?' I opened them too and saw control panel 'I wanna push all those buttons' the same man with who Reiji talked was collecting screws from the floor in box. He looked at me.

"Sorry I didn't knocked. Here, let me help you" walked to him and started picking up screws.

"Thank you miss" He smiled.

After we finished he placed a box on shelf.

"So you're plane captain ?" I asked him out of nowhere.

Man in his late forties looked at me.

"Yes"

"That's cool, that's cool... Haaaave you ever thought of becoming air pirate?"

"Umm No. And I don't think they exist" he sat in his pilot chair.

"I'm sorry. I was told that I tend to talk this kind of nonsense" I smiled.

"It's okay miss. Some people who fear to fly can start acting strangely"

"That might be true" 'Only that I act crazy 24/7'

Man started clicking buttons'I wanna do that too'

"The only thing you should be worry about is bathroom"

"What about bathroom?" I placed my hands behind back.

"Didn't Mrs. Sakamaki told you?"

I shook my head as saying 'no'

"Earlier I was telling him that there's a little trouble with bathroom pipes. It's ridicules situation. When you flush toilet the shower gets cold. But no worries when we'll land in Switzerland this problem will be immediately solved" He smiled.

"I can live with that...is that a hand-held microphone?" my eyes were wide open.

"Yes ?"

"Can I announce that plane is about to took off ?"

"I really don't want any trouble"

"It's okay I will handle Reiji"

For a moment captain hesitated. But then took microphone and gave it to me.

"When you're ready press and hold this button"

I squeaked from happiness. I took it, cleared my throat, pressed black button and started talking with overly used stewardess voice.

"Welcome to Sakamaki airlines. Today our destination is the country of Rolex Watches, lakes and alps. The country where mountains in all seasons are covered in snow so that dwarfs who are living there would have and excuse for their wife why their no shave november is a little bit longer. And the country of best quality cheese and finest chocolate. *in normal voice* guys, seriously we will have to go to chocolate factory and Willy-Wonka it ...I don't know if it's a thing but what the hell *in stewardess voice* That country is Switzerland. For this trip I'll be your guide. If you look to the left wing side you will see other planes. OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THE RIGHT SIDE ! ...there's other planes...Have a nice flight"

I gave microphone back to captain.

"So how was it ?"

"I-I have no words "

"I made people speechless. That's good." I clapped "Okay. See ya later" I waved and went back to a kitchen.

'~Ice, Ice baby~' I took a small towel and putted ice cubes in it.

"This should do a trick" I placed it on my head and leaned against counter. When I fell that ice cubes were melting I took it off.

In the main room I missed Kanato, Subaru, and Yui. Ayato and Laito were watching TV and Reiji still reading his book.

"Here's my little stewardess. Ehh~ where's your shorts skirt ?" Laito looked at me with fake sad smile.

"Right where you left your bible"I gave him a smile and sat down on the edge of couch. "What are you guys watching ?"

"Naked and Afraid" Ayato answered.

I turned my head. Laito was sitting with his feet on coffee table. Ayato was leaning against couch arm with one leg on the floor and in his hand he had TV remote which he was spinning.

"Is that the show where man and woman are sent butt-naked to the wilderness for sometime?"

"That one"

I looked at TV again.

"Cool" I took a pillow, placed it under my head and laid back with legs bent over couch arm.

For a while we were watching the show.

"...I like her hair color" I said

"I think I like her ass. Because of censored it's hard to tell but it seems .. Still can't decide" Laito pointed out.

"What's her name?" I asked sarcastically

"Ummm..."

"You don't know"

"...She looks like Amanda"

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"If I pay you 1 million dollars would you participate in this show ?"

"You don't have that much money" Ayato said

"But lets say I have. Would you agree ?"

"Yeah."

"You would ?" I turned my body a little bit so I could see him "Why?"

"I would take money, hire people to kidnap and bring you to the spot naked. Plus I would ask them to buy me a camera so I could take pictures of you"

0_0 '*mentally splashes holy water on Ayato* Jesus, take his wheel, please'

"Hahaha Your face is the best haha" Ayato started laughing. I saw Laito smirking too.

'You wanna play like this? Ha ?'

"So that means I would get to see you naked ?" I acted all happy and joyful.

"Hehe...What?" he looked at me confused

"Or is that you love me soooo much that you want us to be all alone in God know where. Completely. Naked"

Laito mouth was opened with a smile. Then he looked at his brother.

"Hahaha Ayato- kun you're red as tomato"

I silently giggled. Ayato snapped out and get more redder. He took a two pillows and threw them at me and Laito.

"Ayato-kun~ not nice" Laito took pillow and hugged it.

"Ahh You hit my nose" I said a little bit giggling. My both hands were on my face.

"That's what you get for making fun of Ore-sama"

"You know some people say that 'if he hits you that means he loves you' " I took away hands from my nose and looked at Ayato with stupid smile. In return he threw another pillow to my face.

"Au !"

"I love you" he said sarcastically.

"From where the hell you get pillows?"

"Would you three be quiet?" Reiji stood up and walked to us.

"...Ayato started" I pointed finger to him and said in childish voice.

"HA !?" He took another pillow and was about to throw it at me.

'There's too many pillows on one couch !'

"Enough of this. You're all adults.."

"If you say that I'm adult does it mean I can drink" I slowly took one pillow. And looked at Laito who understood what I wanted to do. He took pillow next to him. And we both threw them at Ayato.

"You assholes !"

Reiji just stood there massaging his temple.