I was laying on my bed. My arms and legs were heavy, head was spinning. But I was still able to think straight. Well, I think so . But the good side of all this unsteadiness is that my teeth didn't hurt. But damn it. I don't like how that potion made me fell in general. 'Maybe Reiji gave me expired medicine. Side affect ? Or maybe that medicine was meant to be use for vampires when they are in pain or something...the ceiling is so curvy. Is this how people on drugs sees the worl- Wait a minute.' How could I be so stupid. Drinking something that was given by that potion's bartender. Stupid cold and teeth pain, didn't let my brain work right.

"I'm gonna kill that teacup freak" I grunted.

With all my strength that was left, I got up from my bed. My body swung a little bit but I managed to keep my balance. 'I'm not gonna let some stupid drug beat me'

Somehow I reached Reiji's room. On my way drug start kicking in more. It stated to get hared and harder to think normally.

*knock knock knock* Reiji *knock knock* "...How many knocks I did?"

"Oh it's you. I see you took your medicine that I gave you" a small devilish smile appeared on his face. Then he turned around and walked to his desk. From the top drawer he took a notebook and opened it.

"What's going on?" Shu asked. Reiji took a pen and started writing something in the notebook.

"I gave nothing that could endanger her life. I simply needed to see how would one react to my new potion. The purpose of it is to relax person's muscles to maximum but on the way that brain performance wouldn't be effected." Reiji looked at me from head to toe and mumbled to himself while writing "She shouldn't be able to walk. Dose need to be increase. Also, it appears that her brain performance got lower. It manifest with forgetfulness. Example: doesn't know how many times she knocked" he kept writing.

"ReijiRodrigoDamianTeacupWhip Sakamaki" I grunted. "Youuu sonofabitch"

"Another example: mixing middle names with objects. Mood changes to anger. Interesting" Reiji wrote that down.

"What the hel-" I felt like something was coming up my esophagus and I covered my moth with hand.

"Are you going to vomit?" Shu asked a little disgusted and alerted.

I swallowed saliva "No, it's just a burp"

"How impolite" Reiji hissed

"You four, keep ya mouth shat" my voice started to sound like drunk person's.

"Four?"

I blinked and looked closer. There was two Reijis and two Shus. Everything started spinning. My mind gone blank. And since that moment my brain shut down and my body started acting on his own.

No one's P.O.V.

Kaya leaned against door frame with her shoulder. Her head was moving freely. She looked at the ceiling and small giggled came from her mouth.

"This room's floor is so high. Heheh" Kaya entered the room with her head still raised. Girl stopped in the middle of the room and kept looking at the ceiling. "Wow"

Both vampires looked at her confused.

"What did she drank? Your potions never had ...this kind of effect" Shu asked still keeping his eyes on unsteady girl.

"She has a cold. I think that has some influence too"

For few moments Kaya kept staring at the ceiling then she looked over Reiji's work desk where all test tubes and other equipment were.

"Ooo shiny" she walk towards desk. Vampire quickly reacted. He putted his notebook on desk and stopped Kaya before she could do anything.

"Come, sit" Reiji putted one hand on her back and lead here to where armchair was.

She stumbled a little which made her giggle again. Then Kaya turned her gaze to Reiji and smiled

"I thought that you were really tall like lightning rod. But then I met a lighthouse at...umm ...that place which I hate. Ho-How does it called ?" she scratched her neck.

Reiji sat her down.

"School?"

"YES!"

Reiji grunted and turned to walk back to his desk but Kaya with both of her hands grabbed Reiji's.

"And, and you know what I said when I saw that lighthouse. D-do you, do you know?" She started gently swing Reiji's hand.

Vampire sighted "...What?"

She stopped swinging his hand and looked up like she was trying to remember something. Then out of nowhere she started sobbing but no tears showed.

"I don't remember" and then brought her knees closer to the chest and hugged her legs.

"So annoying. How long will it take till your product will stop working"

"Theoretically, half an hour"

"Half an hour what?" Laito poked his head in through door gap. "Mmm~ Why Bitch-chan is crying?" vampire looked at Kaya who was sitting on armchair hugging her legs and sobbing.

"I hear a voice in the darkness. Why is it dark ? Why I can't see?" she panicked a little.

"Raise your head " Reiji massaged the bridge of nose. Kaya did what he said and then looked at Shu.

"Sunshine" she gave him a happy smile "Can I walk on you?"

"No" Shu folded his arms and leaned back in his seat.

Girl pouted her face.

The brown-hair vampire smirked and walked to Kaya.

"Reiji, what did you made this time?" He knelt down next to where girl was sitting which drew her attention. Kaya looked at Laito and smiled. "How you felling?" He gave her devilish smile. Then she placed her hand on his face and started touching it.

"Did you know you have a face?... You have a face. I wanna have a face too"

Laito took her hands off of his face and turned his head to Reiji

"This is new"

"Well this won't last long. And still I'm gonna need to remake this formula. I don't like how it makes her talk nonsense and hallucinate"

"Oh come on Reiji. We should take this opportunity and have some fun with Bitc- What are you doing?" Laito looked back at girl who now was gently stoking his hair from both sides.

"Your hair is soft and pretty and smells good" She kept stoking boys hair.

"Fufu~ Do you like it, Bitch-chan ?"

"I wanna shave your hair and then make pillow out of it"

Laito's eyes widen from fear. He quickly stood up and took one step back. "That I don't like"

Kaya grunted in disappointment and slid down from the armchair on the floor and laid there on her back.

"I hear voices in my head"

All boys looked and at girl.

"Somehow I believe that" Shu said.

"So Reiji" Laito turned his gaze back to his brother "Is it true that we have half-breads in town ?"

Reiji stopped writing in his notebook and looked up.

"Just more trouble that's it. Besides..." he putted notebook on the desk and took one of a test tubes "... we're pure-bloods. The power difference between us is incomparable"

"So you're saying they're no threat to us."

"Normally, I would. But there's something different about them." Reiji poured something in a test tube "I believe they will make a trouble us for in the future."

"Like stealing our food" Shu pointed at Kaya

"~I fly like a paper get high like planes. If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name~"

"...come to think of it, the part of me wants that they would take this thing away" Shu added.

"Fufu~ They can try to steal Bitch-chans from us. But that would mean death to them~" Laito sat down on couch's arm.

"Since when you are so possessive over food ?" Shu asked shrugging in his spot.

"It's not me~" man tipped fedora and looked at his brother "Ayato-kun is. He was the one who freaked out when he sensed half-breads stench on Kaya"

Laito got Reiji's attention "You mean one of them followed us all the way to Switzerland?"

"Apparently"

"~ I wanna dance by water 'neath Mexican sky~ Hehe" Kaya sang randomly again.

"Usually her singing voice doesn't bother me that much. But this nose singing really hurts my ears" Shu grunted.

"This should do a trick" Reiji walked to Kaya and kneld next to her. "Get up" He tried to help her sat up on the floor.

" Come on, let's hug !" she leaned towards Reiji and hugged him almost making him fell.

"Hehe. Reiji you better don't move now or else Bitch-chan's grip will get tighter~" Laito was amused by the sight. As a respond he received a glare from his brother.

Reiji pushed her away from him and leaned girl against the armchair.

"Drink this"

"I know Reiji's secret~"

"What?" Reiji looked at her confused

"Interesting" Now Laito was kneeling next to girl too "Hey, Bitch-chan, look at me for a moment"

She turned her head to Laito and tried to touch his face again but vampire stopped her.

"Come on~ Tell me the secret" Laito talked to her with a sweet tone.

"Mmm... I can't. I promised Reiji I won't tell" she looked at her hand and giggled "I have so many fingers"

"Kaya-chan~"

"I'm Kaya- chan! How do you know my name ?" girl was surprised.

"Tell me Reiji's secret, please~"

"I can't. No. Yes. I will tell. No. Yes. Yes. No. I don't know. Aghhhh alright I will tell" She turned her head to Reiji "But you must promise you won't tell Reiji about this"

Reiji raised one eyebrow.

"Fine, fine we won't tell" Laito acted all exited

"Okay here it is" Kaya leaned against armchair and cleared her throat "Reiji has The Batcave and makes there drugs. Then he sells them to Mary Poppins and she gives it to kids telling that it's a spoon of sugar. They all end up running around in paintings chasing a fox"

All three boys were looking at her more confused then before. Reiji's mouth was slightly opened. Shu took out one of his earbuds just to make sure that he heard it right.

"And Jesus is okay with that but I'm not allowed to tell police about this business" Kaya added

Reiji sighted then grabbed girl's chin forcefully opening it and poured liquid in her mouth. After this sudden action Kaya coughed few times and looked back at boys. They were waiting to see what will happen next. Suddenly she stood up on her feet and sat down next to Shu on a couch bringing one leg up to her chest.

"What the?" Shu mouthed

"I'm brainstorming people. Listen to me. You should listen to what I have to say. Look, look at me. I have theories. Are you listening? Are you ? Are you?" now Kaya was talking faster then she normally does. At some parts it was hard to understand what was she saying. "Have you ever thought about our existence. That in some parallel universe we're just somebody's imagination. And now someone is taping on his or her keyboard words that we're saying. And we think that we have free will but we don't because our writer a.k.a God-in-disguise is making us think that. You know why ? It's because words that makes sentences are putted in our mouths. Then we look up. What we see ? Mangiafuoco's face. He's pulling strings attached to our arms and legs. We can't escape. The only solution is to bite of our limbs. We do that. Then the other question comes: what do I do now? And we feel a tap on a shoulder. We look what's behind us. It's the world. And it's giving us the second chance by replacing lost arms and legs with the golden ones which has a power to let us travel through the universe. But we were naive. Ohhhh we were so naive. We thought that with the time, the universe was expanding from the center. Nooo. Actually, it is retrieving from a, from a possibility space. And this is the space were we all are the center... "

"Reiji ?" Laito looked at him. He slowly shook his head. Vampires mouth was slightly opened because for the first time in his life he was so lost. His drugs, potions never had such effect.

"Can't believe I'm saying this but... I ...don't understand ...what happened" he muttered.

Shu and Laito looked at him in disbelieve.

"And look at Albert Einstein's formula. We can take it from physics universe and place it in our reality where it will have literal meaning. Our society believes that this formula is correct. E equals MC squared. One letters equals two letters and small number. Based on this, we can say that mud is equal gold and gold is equal mud. There will be a imbalance in our life. Next thing we know, this formula will be used in our daily-life language. We will be able to say words in two correct ways. And no one will be mad 'cause E equals MC squared. For example, I can start calling Reiji by other name. Rmcsquarediji. Cause E equals MC squared. After a few years this logic will develop to Alice Liddell's level. We'll be standing in front of the Red Queen offering her a flamingo for croquet so this way she could quench her chopping-peoples-heads thirst"

"Do something" Shu grunted in annoyance and looked at Reiji.

"The only thing that I can think of is to sew her mouth shut." black-head took of his glasses and rubbed his eyes with fingers. "Judging from symptoms it may take a few hours until drug stops working."

"Also..." Kaya kept talking " ...if we're touching fairy tail subject let's say that little mermaid...really...had...gills" Kaya passed out and leaned against Shu's shoulder.

"Or after few minutes. But still. So troublesome girl" blonde vampire looked at girl who was now sleeping on his shoulder.

"Finally, it's over" Reji sighted and walked back to his desk.

Laito was looking at the floor with thoughtful look. He grabbed his chin with his hand "Hmm..?"

"What's the matter?" Shu asked while carrying Kaya in his arms.

"I'm still trying to work on that Albert Einstein thing."

"Idiot" Shu rolled his eyes

A.N.

What's up guys? ^_^ Hope this chapter was worth to wait and I didn't disappointed you. Let me know what you think :) I had so much fun writing those parts where Kaya talks nonsense. It's like 'I write and I don't understand what I'm writing' XD

Also I got better. My autumn sickness is over. Yay /(^0^)/

Thank you for all of your support. And thanks again Aroosa for idea.

Everyone, stay smart, beautiful and amazing.

Bye~