I woke up suddenly in the middle of the night, cold sweat pouring off my body, another nightmare.
I suddenly started laughing as I remembered something my mother told me after I was diagnosticed as being quirkless:
"Izuku it doesn't matter if you can't become a hero, if ever you feel sad or want to cry just smile and put on a happy face, it will help you trough tough times."
I only started to take her advice after I murdered her in cold blood.
Anyways since I couldn't sleep anymore I decided its time to focus more on my weapons and plans, I also got a invitation to a certain villain league or something like that.
Who knows maybe ill even find a few friends there, as those thoughts crossed my mind my smile started to grow and contort like my skin couldn't handle its large size.
Maybe I could even make them laugh a bit.
I already had quite a huge array of modified weapons but of course I couldn't take all of them with me.
I still needed some lackeys to truly assert myself into the villain society.
I currently had with me a special modified knife which would send strong electricity currents trough anyone who was cut by it, a modified pistol and some of my special Joker gas, I made the gas in such a way it wouldn't affect me as I used my blood into its composition.
I was ready to tangle with this league of so called villains.
I changed my clothes to a purple suit with a orange undershirt and a green tie, i also choose some purple pointed shoes and a purple fedora.
I also decided to skip on the makeup only adding the red lines near my mouth. Those would be my special lines that would never leave me when I was going to made me feel happy.
In my left hand I had my trusty cane inside of it hidden a knife good for bludgeoning and stabing at the same time, quite the bargain of a weapon.
As I walked inside the bar which was located inside a shady alleyway and nodded quite a good location for a hideout a bit too much in view of other people but it didn't really matter much since the neighborhood was pretty bad.
I was met face to face with a thing that looked like purple smoke with yellow eyes and a guy with pale blue hair and hands on his face, and I was supposed to be the funny looking one around.
I walked confidently with a strut and stood down on a chair near the blue haired man.
We started to stare at eachother I could see his anger and how he became annoyed as I didn't say anything and just looked at him.
He started growling at me and said:
"So you are the so called Joker don't seem like anything special."
I continued looking at him and started to suddenly laugh it took him off guard I leered at his covered face and said:
"What's your problem handy man don't you like clowns?"
He looked even more annoyed and he wanted to grab me with his left hand.
I suddenly said:"Want to hear a joke?"
He paused uncertain what I was going after but before he could respond I used my trusty cane to hit him across the face.
All of the dismemered hands on his face flew off as I laughed and said "This joke had quite the punchline don't you think?"
He struggled to get up while the smoke like guy started interjecting before we could continue our scuffle. Oh well no more fun for me it seems.
"Mr Joker could you please not attack my colegue again?"
I just grinned and said:"Don't bullshit me, this little shit wanted to use his quirk on me if I didn't hit him Im not sure if I would still be here."
"You see after looking at the severed hands i deduced his quirk had heavy killing power thus I decided to strike first."
The mistlike fellow was dumbstruck he couldn't believe how I could deduce something about someones quirk by looking only at what they wore.
The handy man got up and started growling like a beaten pup and said to the mistlike guy:"Kurogiri I do not like this guy he plays dirty."
I just chuckled and looked at the Kurogiri guy waiting for his response:"Sensei said he has quite the high potential and he would be a prime asset in our mission Tomura, even though you don't like him we need him."
I just continued chuckling unnerving the mist like fellow somewhat.
I suddenly stopped laughing and asked in quite a serious tone:"What's your so called mission?"
A wide grin suddenly appeared on the handy mans face now that I took a better look at him he was quite the eyesore.
"To kill All Might to destroy the symbol of peace."
After hearing that I had the best laugh I could have in quite a long while and said:"Kill All Might? Im crazy but even I know it's near impossible right now, Have you seen him punch the goddamn skycrapers into dust some years ago?"
The wide grin continued to remain on that fellow Tomuras face "You might not know this but All Might is injured quite heavily currently he is just putting up a facade, this facade will also draw quite fast as he now teaches at UA high this year."
I suddenly stopped laughing all things made sense now how All Might rushed off so fast after destroying my dreams, he didn't want to show me his ugly side.
It helped me consider his request now since he would also teach at UA, I would be shooting 2 rabbits with 1 bullet torture the fellows in the hero class and kill All Might.
It sounded like a pretty gooddamn show for me.
I put my hand down and made eye contact with that Tomura guy:"Let's have a handshake partner."
He took my hand in his as his grin turned feral as he dissolved my hand but out of my sleeves came another as I backhanded him into the bar.
I looked at him with a scarry smile on my face and said in a creepy tone of voice:"Im the only one who gets to make jokes around here understand little guy?"
He nodded his head blood seeping out of his nose it seemed I scared him quite a bit. Good it would show him where he was in this partnership.
I looked towards Kurogiri and asked:
"When is this show supposed to start? just tell me so I know when to show up here."
Kurogiri blinked and said with a uncertain tone of voice:"Well there's a few months before the new school year starts, we will just contact you shortly after it starts as we get our hands on All Might's schedule."
I nodded and left the bar with a large grin on my face, revenge and making people laugh were the only things keeping me on this earth anymore.
Being able to do both gave me such excitement I couldn't describe in words.
The curtain will lift for my second show as my scene helpers will tell me the perfect time to enter.
It will be a show to die for, be sure to not miss it, as it would be quite a shame.
