The Following Trailer Is Rated NM For No Mercy!
In the time before people used Donald Trump as an excuse to vent their antisocial anger issues, one game boldly stepped forth, to proudly make civil disobedience great again!
Watch Dogs 2!
Step into the ski masks and spiked shoulder pads of DedSec, a group of Mad Max Cosplayers who would rather post memes and blow shit up than lead normal, productive lives. Take control of Marcus Holloway, a man accused a a crime he didn't commit, and sentenced to the harshest punishment possible… community service. Enraged at the injustice of having to pick up trash and scrap up dog shit, Marcus will dedicate his life to fighting corruption and injustice, by becoming a violent anarchist whose favorite pastime is to beat the everloving shit out of people with yoyos.
Take the fight to fictional representations of real life corporations and mogols, embarking on epic missions to bring down corporate overlords, then dump that shit in favor of hacking into people's treadmills and stealing random people on the street blind. All the while snapping selfies of yourself like some two bit YouTube asshole. Are you sure you aren't the bad guy here?
Set aside the gripping, Takenesque style of the first game, for a narcissistic quest about self satisfaction thinly disguised as a noble revolution against tyranny, because how can the the kidnap and imminent death of a family member compare with the terrible struggle to reach one million followers on Facebook?
Unleash chaos as you try to convince yourself that you're a noble freedom fighter dedicated to freedom and democracy, than realize you're full of shit because you just ran over twenty people with a hijacked ambulance and posted the pictures on social media.
So pop in your earbuds, embark on a adventure down the rabbit hole of rebellion, and watch the line between revolutionary, murderer, and petty douchebag become increasingly blurred, until you just say "Screw it." and go all GTA on some poor schmuck's ass.
Staring:
Malcolm X- Marcus Halloway
Mark Zuckerburg- Dusan Nemec
Scorpion 2099- Wrench
Mrs. Robot- Sitara
Douche Dogs 2!
We all know that the best part of Watch Dogs 3 is going to be Helen. Who doesn't want to watch Granny from Looney Tunes blow some poor guy's head off with a .50 Cal Desert Eagle?