We Wait Too Long

Summary: Quinn and Santana think that Kurt and Sam are taking too long to get together when they obviously like each other, so they cause something up at Rachel's party to make them admit their feelings and begin dating.

Rated: T

Characters: Kurt Hummel, Quinn Fabray, Sam Evans, Santana Lopez

Set: 2x14- Blame It On The Alcohol

AU: Kurt never transferred to Dalton

A drunken Santana plus gossip was never a good combination. A drunk Santana and a drunk Quinn was also not a good idea. Especially when they were dating. They would get really horny and then try to play matchmaker.

A forlorn Kurt and an oblivious Sam was never a good combination. Both boys were totally into each other but neither of them wanted to admit it.

They were the perfect project for Quinn and Santana to take on board.

Santana slung an arm around Kurt's shoulder and grinned toothily. "Hey Baby Smurf."

Kurt nodded soberly. "Hello, Santana. To what do I owe the great pleasure of your inebriated company?"

She nodded to Sam. "Trout Pout over there. You hitting that?"

"Santana," Kurt blushed, not used to talking about sex in regards to his own relationships. He and Sam weren't together, so to speak, but that didn't mean they wouldn't be. Kurt sighed. Sometimes he got the feeling that Sam was just as into him as he was Sam, but that had never happened before, so Kurt would just shrug it off and move on with his day. If it was going to happen, it would happen when it happened. Kurt snorted. Am I drunk?

"I'm just saying, I've seen you interact only once and I know you're hot for each other. Quinn and I have a bet going. She thinks you won't even kiss each other for another few weeks, maybe when a tragic incident occurs or something I don't know. I think you're going to kiss tonight. So come on, Grandma, do a girl a favour. I've got $300 riding on you getting your mack on."

Kurt sighed. "If I let you win, will you buy me a new scarf with your winnings?"

Santana snorted, "You're already getting laid out of this game, why do I have to buy you a scarf?"

"Because you want to win the bet and I'm not kissing Sam without another incentive."

"You're so weird, Kurt."

Kurt waved at Quinn innocently from across the room, silently ensuring that her girlfriend was fine (and not trying to cheat the blonde out of her money). Quinn waved back, suspicion crawling up her throat. Santana was definitely up to something. That was how she worked. You could never accurately underestimate what one Santana Lopez was up to. Not even if you were dating her.

"Do I have the scarf or not?"

"I suppose," Santana conceded. Kurt smirked and clapped his hands together before addressing the group.

"Everyone, it's time for Spin The Bottle!"

Santana rolled her eyes at his antics before secretly admitting that she loved the game. She liked kissing and liked watching people kiss. What was bad about it?

After everyone was in a circle, waiting for their turn, Puck claimed the first spin. Landing on Mike, the two boys shrugged before leaning into the middle, pressing their lips together. Puck raised his eyebrows slightly before grabbing the back of Mike's head as both boys' lips got really into their kiss, earning catcalls from the girls (and Kurt and Sam). As into Sam as Kurt was, he couldn't deny that Puck and Mike kissing was one of the hottest things he had ever seen. Realising that he had also seen them both naked didn't help his blush. Rachel, apparently, didn't find it as appealing as the rest of them.

"Okay, boys, no need to show off! My turn!" Rachel announced, wanting to spin the bottle, probably to try and get Finn back.

Santana nodded to Kurt and put up a hand. "Rachel, it's Mike's turn. You don't get to spin until you've kissed somebody. Go ahead, Mike."

Mike smiled awkwardly, hoping to spin somebody other than Rachel. According to Finn, she used way too much tongue. Spinning the bottle hard away from the brunette, the tip pointed to…Kurt.

Kurt found himself getting hot under the collar and Sam felt a stripe of jealousy lick its way up his neck. Santana noticed both of them and smirked. Mike, feeling unexplainably giddy, crooked a finger to Kurt. Kurt's eyes bulged a little before he and Mike crawled to the centre of the circle. Their mouths were getting closer together before they were interrupted.

"Okay, stop. Sorry, Mike, but I can't stand to see Kurt kissing anybody but me."

Sam turned to Kurt and placed his big hand on the back of Kurt's head, pulling him closer until their lips smacked together. Quinn shot a glare to Santana, who beamed at the boys kissing. Mike just looked a little awkward and clasped Tina's hand. Puck cheered.

Kurt pulled back, panting. "Well, it was about time you did that. I was wondering if I was going to have to do it."

"I know. We waited too long. But, honestly, that was majorly worth it."

"Totally. What made you wait?"

Sam's eyes flickered to Quinn, who raised an eyebrow. Kurt noticed this.

"Oh. You got caught up in a Quintana wager?"

Quinn and Santana looked at each other before laughing.

Sam frowned. "You two are so weird. What's going on here?"

Santana laughed. "There was no bet."

Kurt's lip curled. "Of course. You knew that we were into each other so you pretended to want to win a bet so we'd kiss."

Quinn pouted. "And Sam let me down. No comic book for you."

Kurt turned to Sam. "I get a scarf. But I'm glad you went for it. I don't think I could have gone a few more weeks without that."

Sam kissed him again, so powerfully that Kurt had to fall back against the floor and…right onto Puck's lap.

"Damn," Puck chuckled. "Why is this hot?"

As soon as Kurt felt something against the back of his head, he had to push against Sam. Sitting up, he looked at Puck.

"Uh…Puck?"

Puck shrugged. "You dudes are hot."

Kurt looked at Sam. "Yep, we definitely waited too long."

Author's Note: The song was We Wait Too Long by Nicole Atkins from her third album Slow Phaser