Welcome Back! As you may have noticed I did some major reconstruction on this story to make things flow better and to make the format consistent throughout all chapters. Let me know if you like the changes and if there are any others you think I should make! (Thank you to magical medicine for teaching my dumbass how to finally do page breaks!)

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Here we go!

Warren Burgess has posted a status:

"His threadbare clothes hugged an athletic build. He had thick, longish hair; expressive, silver-blue eyes; and flawless skin. His boyishly charming features would look more at home on a magazine cover than in a prison.

"I`m Bracken," he said.

"Does the Sphinx send you to all the new girls?" He was way too good looking to be anything but a spy."

(Vanessa Santoro, Seth Sorenson, Bracken da Unicorn, Dale Burgess and Trask Morgan and 15 others have liked this post)

Comments:

Bracken da Unicorn: …awkward…

Vanessa Santoro: Is this from when you and Kendra first met?

Warren Burgess: Fablehaven; Keys to the Demon Prison, Chapter 14, page 253 :)

Seth Sorenson: Of course it is! Who else would talk like that about Bracken?

Bracken da Unicorn: What can I say? I`m a charmer!

Seth Sorenson: Yeah right… sure…

Vanessa Santoro: Hmph. I would have thought that Kendra would be here to kill Warren by now.

Kendra Sorenson: ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE WARREN?

Seth Sorenson: Ah, speak of the devil and she shall appear.

Kendra Sorenson: HAVEN`T YOU EMBARASSED ME ENOUGH WARREN? DOES MY HUMILIATION MAKE YOU HAPPY?

Warren Burgess: Well…

Kendra Sorenson: START RUNNING BURGESS

Seth Sorenson: oof, Warren you`re screwed.

Warren Burgess: Nah, guys it`s all good. What`s the worst that could happen?

Bracken da Unicorn: Uh… you are going to wish that you never said that.

Warren Burgess: Why?

Seth Sorenson: I will admit, it takes a lot to get Kendra angry, but when she is angry, she is ruthless.

Vanessa Santoro: Oh really? Do tell.

Seth Sorenson: When I was ten years old I told the boy that Kendra liked that she liked him, and trust me, the outcome was not fun.

Bracken da Unicorn: What happened?

Seth Sorenson: She convinced me that all the bathrooms in our house were haunted and if I used them, then a demon would drag me down the toilet pipes. So, I didn't use the bathrooms.

Vanessa Santoro: Let me guess. You peed the bed?

Seth Sorenson: To put it bluntly, yes.

Warren Burgess: Not to interrupt or anything, but Kendra just texted me a picture of the inside of my room.

Warren Burgess: What do I do?

Bracken da Unicorn: Find Kendra and beg for forgiveness. Hurry.

Warren Burgess: I`m running back to the cabin as fast as I can.

Warren Burgess: Oh no.

(Warren Burgess has logged off)

Seth Sorenson: Rip Warren.

Warren Burgess has posted a status:

WHY KENDRA WHY?

(Kendra Sorenson, Seth Sorenson, Bracken da Unicorn, Elise and Dale Burgess and 6 others have liked this)

Comments:

Kendra Sorenson: What? ;)

Bracken da Unicorn: What happened?

Warren Burgess: YEAH KENDRA, TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED

Kendra Sorenson: What?

Warren Burgess: LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID

Kendra Sorenson: I have no idea what you`re talking about Warren. :)

Seth Sorenson: Come on Warren! Tell us what happened!

Warren Burgess: MY HAIR IS PINK

Warren Burgess: HOT PINK

Warren Burgess: THIS MORNING I GOT UP TO TAKE A SHOWER AND GUESS WHAT? I NOW HAVE PINK HAIR

Warren Burgess: Kendra, I thought we were good?! We talked it out!

Kendra Sorenson: ;)

Bracken da Unicorn: Wait, back up, what happened yesterday?

Warren Burgess: I found Kendra in my room, sitting on my bed and I did what you said and I apologized, and we talked and I promised not to embarrass her anymore, we hugged and I thought it was all good! BUT APPARENTLY WE WERE NOT ALL GOOD.

Seth Sorenson: hahahahaha good one sis.

Warren Burgess: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF KENDRA!?

Kendra Sorenson: Well, hypothetically, if I had done anything to you, hypothetically, I would say that you deserved what you got.

Kendra Sorenson: :)

Kendra Sorenson: And hypothetically, I would also say this to you.

Kendra Sorenson: Don`t mess with me :)

Prince Bracken has posted a status:

I`ve finally figured out how to change my name on here! Take that Seth!

(Kendra Sorenson, Princess Ivory, Bright as Sun, Rayne is Awesome and 18 others have likes this)

Comments:

Kendra Sorenson: I hate to break it to you Bracken, but I`m afraid you have just challenged Seth, and that never ends well.

Princess Ivory: What`s the worst he could do?

Seth Sorenson: I think I`m having déjà vu here. If I recall correctly, Warren`s hair got dyed pink last time someone asked what was the worst that could happen.

Kendra Sorenson: A lot worse, trust me.

Prince Bracken: I`m not afraid of Seth! I`ve had a stupid name on here for way too long!

Kendra Sorenson: I think you`re making a mistake Brack. Change it before he does.

Prince Bracken: I changed my password! It`s not like he can hack in or anything!

Seth Sorenson: ;)

Kendra Sorenson: And here we go…

What do you think Seth will do to Bracken?

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