DO NOT SKIP THIS SECTION, IT`S ACTUALLY IMPORTANT THIS TIME!

Hello Everyone! As a quick disclaimer, this chapter mentions avengers: endgame, this DOES NOT CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR ENDGAME but COULD POSSIBLY MENTION SPOILERS FROM ALL OF THE PREVIOUS MARVEL MOVIES.

ALSO, please do not post spoilers in the reviews (as I understand the internet has come to a general consensus that most things will be spoiler free for about 3 more weeks). It`s seriously not funny, especially to die-hards like myself, and will not be tolerated here.

Also, I do not own Marvel (or Fablehaven for that matter but I think you have all figured that out by now haha) and am not claiming to at all!

Thank you for reading, please enjoy!


Seth Sorenson has posted a status:

What was your first impression of me?

Comments:

Kendra Sorenson: What an ugly looking baby.

Seth Sorenson: You don't count Kendra!

Seth Sorenson: And HEY!

Warren Burgess: Well I the first time we met you had just gone after the revenant so I think it was a lot of thinking "I just met this child, I hope he doesn't die" sort of thing

Bracken da Unicorn: I thought that you were some kind of spy to be honest, but then I actually met you and just thought you seemed like a pretty brave kid!

Seth Sorenson: Swept you off your feet didn't I?

Bracken da Unicorn: That is the last time I ever give you a compliment.

Vanessa Santoro: I mean, I felt kind of guilty because I knew that I would have to betray you in the end.

Warren Burgess: Speaking of when Vanessa and Seth first met…

Seth Sorenson: What?

Kendra Sorenson: No Warren. It's my turn.

Kendra Sorenson: *ahem ahem* Page 65 of Fablehaven: Rise of the Evening Star, "Seth came into the room and stopped in his tracks. Kendra felt embarrassed for him- he was so unable to disguise his amazement at Vanessa`s striking appearance."

Vanessa Santoro: Hey, I remember that now.

Seth Sorenson: Gee thanks guys, that's so nice of you.

Kendra Sorenson: It is, isn't it?


Warren Burgess has posted a status:

What was your first impression of me?

Comments:

Seth Sorenson: Copycat!

Warren Burgess: You should be flattered, I was inspired by you!

Seth Sorenson: I did it first, and better.

Warren Burgess: Did what better? Type out a very generic question?

Seth Sorenson: Look it`s not my fault that you were too slow to do it first.

Warren Burgess: That had absolutely nothing do with my question.

Seth Sorenson: But you still responded anyway! Aha! I have bested my foe!

Warren Burgess: No? You? Haven`t?

Seth Sorenson has logged off

Warren Burgess: Seth?!

Warren Burgess: Anyone!?


Kendra Sorenson has posted a status:

If anyone spoils Avengers: Endgame for me I literally punch them harder than Thanos could ever.

Comments:

Seth Sorenson: lol, guess what?

Kendra Sorenson: I swear to god if you type out the rest of that I will actually come upstairs and punch you.

Seth Sorenson: Why so serious?

Kendra Sorenson: I have been waiting TEN YEARS for this movie, DO NOT ruin it for me!

Seth Sorenson: Fine…

Bracken da Unicorn: Is this the movie we are going to see on Friday?

Kendra Sorenson: Yes.

Seth Sorenson: You`re dragging Bracken along for this?

Kendra Sorenson: Yes, and we are preparing by watching every single avengers-centric movie starting with the first Iron Man.

Bracken da Unicorn: You`ve already seen it Seth?

Seth Sorenson: Yeah, my friends and I went to see it.

Kendra Sorenson: Without me by the way, which offends me greatly.

Seth Sorenson: You were in Sweden!

Kendra Sorenson: And you are still my brother who betrayed me, while I was in Sweden!

Bracken da Unicorn: Alright, alright, calm down.

Seth Sorenson: Well at least I can say for certain the whole antman thing isn't true.

Seth Sorenson: Or is it!?

Bracken da Unicorn: What "antman thing?"

Seth Sorenson: (:

Kendra Sorenson: Seth, don't you dare.

Bracken da Unicorn: What?


Princess Ivory has posted a status:

Can someone please explain the Easter bunny to me?

Comments:

Rayne is Awesome: Easter bunny?

Bright as Sun: I believe it`s some human tradition, but I don't know anything about it besides that.

Princess Saffrona: Bracken?

Bracken da Unicorn: It`s very complicated.

Bracken da Unicorn: But it`s like Santa Claus, and for human children.

Princess Ivory: What does this "Easter bunny" do exactly?

Bracken da Unicorn: Apparently he comes and fills children`s Easter baskets with candy and presents for them to open on Easter morning.

Princess Saffrona: So, what does Easter mean?

Bracken da Unicorn: It's the name a religious holiday that some human believe in.

Bright as Sun: Some?

Bracken da Unicorn: Yes. Some believe in it but others do not.

Princess Ivory: You know, humans have gotten awfully complicated. They used to just be a bunch of dull apes more concerned with banging two rocks together than anything else.

Bright as Sun: I don't know, some of them are still like that…

Bracken da Unicorn: Tell me about it.

Seth Sorenson: HEY!


Thank you so much for reading!

Thank you to what a lovely way to burn,FairyGirl22,Nacho Cheese Man, Wolf Lover27, a guest reviewer (please leave some sort of name or something if you review as a guest so I can shout you out!),and last but not least, HollyleafML for the love and support, I appreciate it so much!

And again, do not leave spoilers for avengers in the reviews or anything, just be kind to those who haven't seen it!

Finally, a question, who else is a marvel fan?

Happy Monday everyone!