Hello all!
Kendra Sorenson has posted a status:
Doing college applications had literally taken years off my life.
Comments:
Seth Sorenson: Well that`s a little dramatic isn't it?
Kendra Sorenson: If you had to do them you wouldn't dare say that.
Seth Sorenson: I guess it's a good thing I`m not going to college.
Bracken da Unicorn: You`re not going to college Seth?
Seth Sorenson: God no, I`m a failure in school.
Bracken da Unicorn: I`m sure you`re not!
Seth Sorenson: Your faith in me is so cute Bracken. Seriously, you haven't seen me in school, I`m not a "school" person.
Bracken da Unicorn: But isn't that what mortals do after high school? Go to college?
Kendra Sorenson: Not all of them.
Seth Sorenson: thank god honestly.
Bracken da Unicorn: So…
Seth Sorenson: I can practically feel your confusion from here.
Kendra Sorenson: Some people go to college because they have to in order to get the job they want, but other people don't need or want to go to college because they don't require a degree to have the career they want.
Seth Sorenson: Like me!
Bracken da Unicorn: But why do you need a degree Kendra?
Kendra Sorenson: I don't really need one but I`m going to college for nursing because it`ll be useful to know.
Seth Sorenson: Still confused Bracken?
Bracken da Unicorn: But why do you need to go to college to do that?
Kendra Sorenson: Because I like learning.
Seth Sorenson: NERDDDDDDDDDDD
Bracken da Unicorn: Well that makes sense I guess.
Seth Sorenson: NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kendra Sorenson: You`re a dullard Seth.
Seth Sorenson: Haha jokes on you! I don't even know what that means!
Kendra Sorenson: And that Seth, is the true reason you are not going to college.
Seth Sorenson: Um rude?
Kendra Sorenson: I`m right and you know I am.
Seth Sorenson: …yeah…
Vanessa Santoro has posted a status:
Ah the glorious screams of pain from Warren in the early morning give me a reason to live.
(Kendra Sorenson, Tanu Dufu, Dale Burgess and Newel the Great have liked this)
Comments:
Dale Burgess: I agree :)
Tanu Dufu: I am very concerned right now.
Newel the Great: What did you do to him and why was I not invited?
Vanessa Santoro: Nothing. Nothing at all :)
Stan Sorenson: Why is Warren screaming at 7am?
Tanu Dufu: He`s not screaming anymore.
Vanessa Santoro: That`s good :)
Warren Burgess has posted a status:
I`m FINE in case anyone is WORRIED about ME.
Comments:
Seth Sorenson: What do you mean?
Tanu Dufu: You know how he woke us all up this morning with his lovely screaming?
Seth Sorenson: He did?
Tanu Dufu: You seriously don't know?
Seth Sorenson: Nah dude I was asleep.
Tanu Dufu: You`re really lucky.
Warren Burgess: EXCUSE ME! Does ANYONE care WHY I was SCREAMING THIS MORNING?
Dale Burgess: Oh sure I guess so.
Seth Sorenson: And please chill with the capital letters.
Warren Burgess: DO NOT tell ME what to DO! I was TRAUMATIZED this morning by VANESSA!
Vanessa Santoro: I`m not sure traumatized is the right word here.
Warren Burgess: You put a GIANT SALAMANDER in my BED!
Tanu Dufu: Vanessa!
Vanessa Santoro: It's not like Bernie would actually hurt you.
Warren Burgess: He licked my feet!
Warren Burgess: Allow me to paint the full picture here: Imagine me, waking up at 7am and going to the restroom but deciding since it's the weekend, why don't I treat myself and go back to bed? Don't I deserve that? So I do, only to get under the covers and close my eyes, only to wake up with the feeling of something LICKING MY FEET!
Seth Sorenson: That's genius Nessa.
Vanessa Santoro: I thought so.
Tanu Dufu: It was mean…but hilarious.
Warren Burgess: I am so disappointed. I thought you all were my FRIENDS!
Tanu Dufu: We are, but you also woke us all up at 7am on one of our two days off with your screaming.
Seth Sorenson: So Vanessa, you named your giant salamander Bernie?
Vanessa Santoro: Do you have a problem with that Seth?
Seth Sorenson: No, not at all.
Vanessa Santoro: Good :)
Kendra Sorenson has posted a status:
Vanessa, why did you put a giant salamander in Warren`s bed?
Comments:
Vanessa Santoro: Does one really need a reason?
Kendra Sorenson: Normally I`d say no, but considering the situation, yes.
Vanessa Santoro: We were going to see a movie and as we were watching the opening credits he leaned over and spoiled the entire movie.
Warren Burgess: It was an ACCIDENT!
Kendra Sorenson: How could that possibly be an accidental thing?
Warren Burgess: I didn't mean to! I got caught in the moment!
Kendra Sorenson: I don't know Warr, gotta say you deserved the giant salamander.
Warren Burgess has logged off
Kendra Sorenson: Well okay then.
Thank you so much to a guest reviewer, roseannej, Wolf Lover27 and Levy Larose for the support! It means so much to me!