A little shorter this time. More is coming, I promise!

Seth Sorenson has posted a status:

I have decided that I`m going to drop out of school.

Comments:

Vanessa Santoro: That seems reasonable.

Warren Burgess: I support it.

Bracken da Unicorn: Seth you can`t drop out of school.

Seth Sorenson: Why not? School is irrelevant. It is simply a societal pressure that has no place in today`s society.

Bracken da Unicorn: Just because school starts at 7:15 doesn't mean you can drop out Seth.

Vanessa Santoro: 7:15? That`s not that early.

Seth Sorenson: I don't really care if it`s early, cause I`m dropping out.

Warren Burgess: No you`re not.

Seth Sorenson: No I am.

Bracken da Unicorn: What does your sister have to say about this?

Seth Sorenson: It doesn't matter. Because I`m dropping out.

Seth Sorenson has logged off.

Kendra Sorenson has posted a status:

The final line of Seth`s summer essay, and I quote, ""Hello. My name is Seth Sorenson. You made me write this essay. Prepare to die."

Comments:

Newel the Great: Isn`t that from that movie that Princes Bride?

Doren the Great: I believe so.

Seth Sorenson: What? It`s a valid closing sentence.

Newel the Great: I`m gonna be honest, I don't think it is.

Seth Sorenson: How dare you say that? I worked hard on that essay!

Kendra Sorenson: You can`t threaten your teachers with death just because they gave you summer homework.

Seth Sorenson: Who says?

Kendra Sorenson: Me.

Newel the Great: I mean who gives summer homework though?

Kendra Sorenson: What do you know about homework? You`ve never gone to school before.

Doren the Great: How do you know that?

Kendra Sorenson: Because you have horns and furry legs.

Newel the Great: Those are good points.

Seth Sorenson: I`m not changing my essay.

Kendra Sorenson: You can`t threaten your teachers with death.

Seth Sorenson: I can and I will.

Doren the Great: Who doesn't love the princess bride?

Kendra Sorenson: Fine. Whatever.

Seth Sorenson: I knew you love the princess bride.

Newel the Great has posted a status:

I`m not sure who exactly I should report this to, but there are currently about 20 gnomes running around our tennis court screaming.

Comments:

Stan Sorenson: Gnomes? There are no gnome settlements anywhere near your tennis court.

Seth Sorenson: We have gnome settlements?

Warren Burgess: Of course we do. This is a magical preserve. Why wouldn't we?

Newel the Great: Oh look, Doren`s back.

Newel the Great: It seems the gnomes have noticed him as well.

Stan Sorenson: I`m sending Dale and Tanu down to corral them back to their settlement. Just try not to excite them too much.

Newel the Great: Too late.

Newel the Great: It seems that Doren is trying to reason with them.

Seth Sorenson: What do they look like? Like that travel agency gnome, that chills in hot tubs.

Newel the Great: Well I`m not aware of any hot tubs at Fablehaven, but kind of. Most are smaller.

Stan Sorenson: Newel, go get Doren and get him inside before anything bad happens.

Newel the Great: Why? Seems like the gnomes are having fun.

Stan Sorenson: Why? What are they doing?

Newel the Great: Not much. Just chasing Doren.

Newel the Great: Ooh, looks like they found the tennis rackets.

Seth Sorenson: So they`re like garden gnomes?

Newel the Great: A little bigger. Like the height of a regular sized book.

Seth Sorenson: Okay, so theoretically, if I found one…

Stan Sorenson: Absolutely not.

Newel the Great: Gnomes are pretty crazy. Not good companions. They don't do well in anywhere that isn't their own home.

Seth Sorenson: That's disappointing.

Newel the Great: But on the bright side, they look like they`d be great at tennis!

Stan Sorenson: Enough of this. Seth, get back to work. Newel, go help Doren!

Seth Sorenson: Grandpaaaaaaaa

Newel the Great: Stannnnnn

Stan Sorenson: Now!

Happy Monday all!

Recently, I`ve been working really hard on another project, that, if you follow me, you`ll be able to see really soon! I`ve been making some good progress on it and I can`t wait to share it with you all. It will be a cohesive novel type format, so if you like that, I would love for you all to check it out. When I do release it, I will be promoting it on here, so watch out for that!

If you have any ideas or prompts that you`d like to share with me, I`d love to hear them and hopefully make them happen!

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Have a fantastic week!