A/N I'm here! (I'm sorry it took so long. So much to do!)

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Chasing Nirvana: Ok, so next is Dionysus. His wine/diet coke obsession and his "hatred" of the campers because he doesn't seem like he actually hates the campers, it looks like he just hates the fact that he can't be with Ariadne.

Aphrodite in Disguise: Dionysus is next, right? I'm not really sure what you are going to say to him, except that he needs to control on anger management, and that he could be nice if he tried, after all he did save Adriane, so he can't be all that bad.

myawfod: Maybe for Dionysus, talk about lifting the expectations.

Later review by myawfod: Maybe for Dionysus, have the whole incorrect name thing, the bland, I-don't-care attitude, and basically having Chiron run the camp. Also have him say how he needs to learn and make the most of what he's got.

Tidals of Waves (Guest): I think for Dionysus, the letter should be about how he attempts to drink his problems away even though he can't cause its diet coke. And also how he appears to not care about the campers because Zeus never cared for him growing up or how so many campers come and go and possibly die along the way, its better to be distant so he wont get attached and end up being hurt if they leave (die).

Shan (Guest): Okay, so obviously Dionysis doesn't hate demigods. Does he worry that the other gods will never think of him as a major God because he started as a demigod? Does he feel he needs to be superior to demigods to prove he is a true God? And why did he cheat on his wife in the first place? Is it to prove he is just like the other gods and can have affairs?

Monkey dragon (Guest): I think that you should mention Theseus and Dionysus's resentment of demigods. In The Titans Curse it mentions Theseus being the reason that Dionysus hates demigods. I think that the letter should approach how he judges all demigods by the mistake of one.

AthenaMonaLisa: So, the wine dude is next, maybe talk about why he pretends to forget campers names (because I'm sure he does remember) and why he's such a horrible director at Camp halfblood.

norealaccount01242002: In the letter for Dionysus, you could explain to him that even though caring for people may occasionally bring sadness it is not something you should stop doing because it will push yourself away from people.

Thanks for all your reviews guys! I think that's the most ideas you guys have given me for a person Even Hades has only three so far, and Hestia has only two. Although I suppose that will soon change when we get to them. Thank you all!

Disclaimer: I don't own PJO.

To Dionysus,

Boy do I have alot to say, so you might want get comfortable wherever you are.

You know, I always wondered why you cheated on you wife. There could be the obvious reason of "the gods are unfaithful", but I don't think that's the only reason. Maybe you wanted to fit in with the other gods. Maybe you just missed Ariadne and needed comfort. It could even be the simple reason that you found your queen among mortals. Whatever the reason, it doesn't change the fact that you cheated. You probably regret cheating on your wife, but I doubt that your regret having the twins. They are wonderful children.

Secondly, about us campers, why do you hate us so much? Well, I'll correct myself. What do you act like you hate us? I mean, there may be a part of you deep down inside that hates us for some reason or another, but in truth, I think you like us more than you let on. You forget our names, you act like you don't care, and you try to forget that we exist. Why? Are you afraid? I suppose that you are trying to deny that, but I think it's true. I think that like Chiron, you have special part in you heart for each of us. I think that you are scared of loosing us. I think that you are scared of caring.

You once told me that demigods are horrible and that we don't change. You said that we are as bad as the gods, and told me the story about Theseus. I'll tell you right now that what he did was wrong and his actions were not one of a hero. I'm sorry that my half-brother did that to your

Ariadne. Let me tell you this though. Not every demigod is like that. Real heroes aren't like that.

"Even the roughest character, underneath all that hurt, is someone who wants to love and be loved."

-Jan Karon

It's true. I know you go on drinking your coke and pretend that nothing's wrong, but deep down, you must worry about something or someone. I want you to know that you shouldn't push yourself away from others. I know that loving is hard, and sometimes, alot of times, it hurts more than it rewards. However, love can be wonderful too. I'm not only talking about love for a spouse or family member. Even love for a friend can be one of the best feelings in the world. As for people loving you back? That's great too. To love and be loved is one of the greatest things in life.

I know you may have high expectations for us campers and pretend like you don't care about us (After all, that's what Zeus did.), but you need to lower your expectations. Look, not everyone is perfect, and we make mistakes all the time, but that's why you are here. You and Chiron teach us how to survive in this world, and you teach us how to learn from our mistakes. You can't continue to hide away because if you do, how will we know what it means to be heroes? You may be sad and bitter, Dionysus, and you may be afraid to care (I understand that, a demigod's life often ends in tragedy.), but that doesn't mean you can just push yourself away from us.

Look, I have a wonderful mother. She taught me as I grew older, and she showed me how to love. Some of these kids never had that. For some of these kids, you are the only one that can teach them what love is. So please, take a chance and care because maybe, just maybe, someone will love you back.

Because I care,

Percy Jackson

A/N You might be wondering why I'm a late. I had alot of stuff to write and I had to find a way to fit all of those wonderful ideas into one letter. (I tried the best I could to get most of them in. Sorry if I missed a few.) By the way, has anyone noticed how my letters have been getting choppy, shorter, and worse, or is that just me? (Because personally, I was very unsatisfied with this chapter)

The next letter is Poseidon. (Finally right? Only three more letters left!) Guess what? Five more reviews to one hundred! I love you guys!

Also, random thought here. Skip over it if you want to. For a humor fic (or crack fic, whatever the category would be), I imagined an AU where Thalia joined Gaia and then had the following conversation with Percy and Nico (Normal = Thalia, Italic = Percy, Underline = Nico):

"Thalia… How could you do this to us?"

"I'm… I'm sorry guys. I didn't want to do this to you, but it just sounded like such a good idea…"

"What? Betraying us!?"

"No… It's just that… Gaia said that if I joined her, I could have first dibs on beating up Octavian…"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Wow… that is a good idea."

"I know, right!"

"...So… Can I join?"

"Of course! We can beat up Octavian together!"

*Percy and Thalia start walking away*

"Well, wait up for me guys!"

Yup, if you actually read all that, I congratulate you. So what do you think of the weirdness that is my brain?

Bye my tear droplets.

~NoTearsFalling