"All right... first step to being a mall cop..." Paul Blart instructed as he munched on some M&M candies. "...Is to have enough sugar energy. So, get that sugar flow pumping!"
Toadette was gulping up a lot of sugary treats as she burped loudly, then let out a couple of hiccups as she began bouncing everywhere. "I'm... feeling hyper!"
"Oh great." Dry Bowser groaned as he slapped his forehead with his right hand.
Toadette proceeded to bounce all over the Coconut Mall, bashing into Dry Bowser, who broke apart into several bones, then she bumped into Petey Piranha, who fell on his back as he began wailing in pain due to his struggle to get back up. The Whomp King gulped as he tried to run, but Toadette bounced into him, causing him to fall on the ground, flat on his face, with the entire mall shaking violently as everyone screamed.
Paul Blart had a look of disappointment on his face as he grabbed Toadette by her pink pigtails, turning his head to the hyperactive mushroom girl.
"Kid, I am... disappoint." Paul trailed off as he closed his eyes, not having enough sugar in his system as he fell on his back, snoozing.
Toadette broke free and took the rest of the M&M's, giggling like a maniac as she proceeded to give the mall a sugary dose of insanity.