Hello again!
So college work is starting to pick up and now I have to find work experience for the rest of the year. Meaning that I will have to sacrifice my Fridays to get the needed hours to pass my course.
In short, Updates will begin to get REALLY SLOW! So completing TOI will take at least a year or a year and a half. Side stories will become a thing whilst I work on TOI and I am thinking of going out of my comfort zone to bring you guys a full on smut fic.
Yes, a SMUT-FIC…
But that won't happen until the first is out of the way. The side story that is…
But news aside, this final oneshot for this period will be none other than GRAYLU.
I know, I know. It is a common and over used pairing but at least it isn't Gruvia. Shudders
Lets read… (tired)
:::-(())-:::
"Hey Lucy..."
At the familiar voice, Lucy whizzed her head around to see Gray lying on her couch, half naked and with a book in his hand. He was posed in a way that made him look totally relaxed.
But the book in his hands was something that guaranteed him a good old fashioned Lucy kick…
"Gahhh!" The celestial mage screeched as she ran toward shim and landed a blow to his face, knocking him off the couch and onto the floor behind him. Lucy grabbed the book before it hit the ground before she glanced at the pitiful sight of Gray.
"Why the hell did you do that?!" He whined from the floor. "I was just about to see what happened to the fairy to." He stopped talking when he saw her glare.
Had she been learning from Erza?
He tried not to think about it too hard…
"N-Nevermind then." He got up and ran to the door but before he could reach a hand grabbed him by the shoulder. He screamed at her to let him go as she dragged him back into the living room and threw him back onto the couch. He looked up to see the two brown eyes trying to burn a hole through him and he really wished at that point that the couch would swallow him whole.
"I have had it with you trying to read my books until Levy has read them Gray Fullbuster!" Lucy spoke sternly to the cowering ice mage and smirked. Saying his full name always made him piss himself.
She would be sure to tease him about it later of course…
But right now, she just needed him to be her 'toy' for the next hour or so…
Gray saw the glint in her eye and his eyes widened in fear.
"Oh Mavis no..."
:::-(())-:::
(The next day)
He never got any sympathy of course…
He had thought that when he walked in to the guild that day with his shirt lost somewhere (again) and his neck and chest showing multiple little bites and scratches that he would at least get a "You poor git", but all he got was everyone laughing in his place and multiple wolf whistles from all of the assholes of his guild.
Didn't they know what SHE was doing to him every night?…
"Hey stripper!"
Oh no…
"What do you want flamebrain..." He couldn't keep the resignation out of his voice when he spoke. It didn't seem to deter Natsu from his oh so obvious session of taking the piss.
"Looks like you got pretty roughed up!" He laughed with glee. He could see the others grin and a few of the girls blushed from the blunt remark. "I knew that you would lose to Luce in a fight."
That was when the groans and the banging of heads started…
How dense could one person be before they defied even the laws of physics? Because Gray thought that the dragon slayer in front of him was close to that point, whatever that may be…
Laxus just seemed to be in a bad mood today. More than the usual…
"You really are bloody thick aren't you." He sneered at the pink haired mage, gaining his attention in the process. "he isn't roughed up because he lost to blondie..."
Gray really should thank Laxus later. Maybe buying him a pint would suffice.
"He has those wounds because Lucy is apparently dominant when she is F***ing him."
Then again, maybe he should try his luck at knocking the bastard out…
"LAXUS!"
Everyone except Natsu (Who was trying to piece together what the lightning dragon slayer meant) looked over at Mirajane, who was handing a flushed Wendy a glass of chocolate milk. Mirajane had always scolded her boyfriend for being blunt about intimacy around the children.
But he never stated something so bold before…
Thus he ended up being chased out of the guild by the demon barmaid as she raged on behind him.
The funny thing was that Natsu still hadn't found out what he meant…
Gray took the opportunity to run away and out the guild before everyone got their wits back. Being mocked by Natsu or Gajeel was the last thing he needed. This was so frustrating!
The guild knew that Gray and Lucy had become an item after the Grand Magic Games (They never found Juvia afterwards), they were obviously going to end up with one another someday so after the games was a perfect time of course.
But ever since then all he had got from the guild was teasing from Cana and Mirajane, Natsu and Gajeel mocking him and a perverted talk from the master. They had to stop.
But after yesterday he was about to blow his top. Not only did he end up getting stung by multiple wasps when Lucy threatened him into removing the nest in her garden but then a random cat comes along and thinks that he is some rare and juicy piece of bloody meatloaf!
Now everyone thinks that the two had F****d eachother into the ground (Gray that is since he looks it)…
The two hadn't done it yet either…
"Oh Gray..."
The sweet sound of Lucy's voice filled his ears and he smiled before turning around to see her. Standing there looking slightly off.
What was wrong?
"Yes Luce?" He replied carefully.
Lucy's smile was so sweet that Gray started to sweat slightly. "Why did Natsu come up to me a few minutes ago and ask me why we had sex?"
Natsu did what?…
"W-What?!" His reply was almost incoherent when her smile turned slightly twisted. She took a tiny step closer…
"In fact, the whole guild looked at me like I had the time of my life last night. So I will not ask you again."
He was so dead…
That much he knew…
"I-I-I don't know! He is Natsu! The thickest idiot to ever roam the planet!"
He could swear that he saw her leg get ready to kick off of the ground. He knew what was coming.
"P-Please. I didn't s-"
"LUCY KICK!"
As the knee connected with his chin that sent him flying into the sky at impossible speeds his final thought was reflective, deep and thoughtful.
'I'll f***ing kill that flame faced son of a bitch!'
:::-(())-:::
I know that this was short, but I couldn't think on what I wanted for this and this idea seemed hilarious in my mind so I just jotted it down and now I await to see what you thought…
All criticisms are expected… XD
PHRASES OF AWESOME!
1: 'My brain is as obsolete as giving a Eunuch a condom, a cock ring and a ball cradle would be.'
2: 'If you do not get my Harry potter references then there is something Siriusly Ron with you.'
3: 'One Drection? More like WRONG Direction!'
Notice…
Remember. TOI will have many side stories to go with it. None of those side stories will connect to the main story (TOI).
But I plan on making a SMUT-FIC WITH GRAY/MULTIPLE GIRLS as the main thing. For example Gray/Mira, Gray/Erza etc… One per chapter (Probably). But only after I do the first side story which the first chapter to that will be after the second chapter to TOI.
But thank you for reading and stick around for when I update again it WILL be TOI!
Stay cool,
-viperhat