"I thought you told me you never had a Boyfriend?" Edward said as he raised an eyebrow in my Direction. I blushed deeply as Alice Picked uo a taoe and read the title

"Erm, well you see. after Mike cheated and we made a bonfire out of his car Lynn decided to make a list of rules we both lived by. rule number one was that any guy that cheats on us was never a true boyfriend.

we called them "Temporary arm candy" and that was the end of it but Mike was the only one I swear. he kind of put me off dating." I explained.

Edward looking at me with a wickedly amused expression on his face. " You were a very devious child. you shouldn't have misbehaved so much." Edward teased.

the words were out of my mouth before i could think. "What are you gonna do, spank me?" I drawled sarcastically. I slapped a hand over my mouth as I turned tomato red.

Emmett's loud booming laughter echoed throughout the house. and The other Cullens lips looked like they were having a Seizure as they tried to keep the amused grins off their faces.

Edward was staring at me wide eyed and I stubbornly refused to meet his Gaze in favor of watching Alice put another tape in. " What was the Title?" I asked. "It didn't have one. but there was a sticky note on it from your cousin that said "You'll forgive me eventually" whatever that means. by the way how old is your cousin?" Alice said.

"25 now. she was 18 in the first video." I said as I began to think. I furrowed my brow in confusion before My eyes widened in Realization. That mother fucking- "Take it out! burn it!" I exclaimed as I sat up straighter

"To late!" Alice chirped.

Fucking evil bouncing pixie.

~Video Start~

The video began and it was obvious we were just leaving a club. I giggled Merrily as I stumbled down the side walk."Shit. I am so dead. Auntie Renee is going to kill me!" Lynn complained. I laughed and twirled ahead of my cousin. and for the first time the camera got a full view of my outfit. it was a sparkly dark blue dress that barely covered my ass. I was probably around 16.

"Isa be careful! i knew i shouldn't have let you drink!" Lynn cursed. "Lies! you tell nothing but Lies! you bought me allllll the vodka's in the world. and now we must face Darth Vader. and its completely your fault! you bought me a fake ID and you made me look smexy! that one guy told me i oooked fuckable!" Drunk me declared

lynn inhaled sharply. "and what did you tell him?" she demanded. I giggled loudly. "I told him he looked like a used condom!" I shouted merrily.

"wha- do you even know what a used condom looks like?" my cousin asked as she snorted.

"NOPE! but he seemed pretty offended. I wonder why? hey Lynn. did you know that I'm a virgin?" I suddenly asked.

Lynn snickered. "you don't say? and why did you bring this up?" She questioned. Drunk me laughed and loudly whispered. "don't tell Renee, but I secretly buy erotica! it's hidden under the loose floorboad in my room!" I exclaimed before i burst into a fit of giggles." oh this I've got to see. Isa what type of erotica?" Lynn asked. I giggled and looked around before answeing."Ok but swear not to tell!" I demanded harshly."I swear!" lynn said

~Video end~

I was mortified. during the video I had buried my head into Edwards chest. I could feel him shaking with silent laughter.

after a few seconds Emmett asked. "So, what type of erotica was it?"

I threw a pillow at him and looked at Edward who was smiling at me. "Can I use your phone?" I asked. " of course, what for?" he asked as he handed me his cell

I didn't answer as I dialed the number quickly. it rang twice before she answered

"hello?"

"Jocelyn Margret Collins. I don't know when. i don't know where, and i don't know how. but I will make you pay, and you will regret the day you recorded me drunk!" I said harshly

Lynn laughed. "Bella my favorite cousin. discovered the tape have you? who saw it? you wouldn't be threatening my existence unless someone saw it."

"oh someone saw it alright. my boyfriend and his entire family! I'm calling you on his phone now." I spat.

"Oooh, did you tell them about the bondage Erotica?"

"SHUT UP! THEY'RE LISTENING!" I screeched just as the Cullen siblings laughter rang throughout the house.

lynn was fairing no better she was laughing her ass off.

" I'm not even sorry"

"goodbye wicked bitch of the west!" I seethed.

" Bye Isa! I love you too!"

my face was burning red as i contemplated the best route for revenge

Jasper somehow managed to compose himself enough to walk forward. pick a tape and pop it in after reading the title. "that one was titled. "block party" he said.

~Video beginning~

immediately you could ttell that the person recording was in the front passangers seat of a car. "alright since auntie Renee insists that we record all of Bella's mile stones. here we are bringing Bella to her first block party. " a younger sounding Lynn said from behind the camera.

Renee was in the drivers seat smiling as she drove down the road. "Are you excited for your first block party Bella?" my mother asked.the camera swivelled to the back seat revealing a five year old me.

I smiled widely, one of my front teeth had been missing. "yeah!" i squealed happily. " Lynn laughed lightly. " calm down squirt its just a block party." lynn said.I frowned. "dont call me squirt! im a big girl now!" i insisted.

Lynn snickered. " yes, you are. give it a week. you'll get tired of being a big girl. i Tell you, wait till your 12 like me. 7th grade is brutal!" she said in mock horror."we're here!" my mother announced as she parked the car.

Lynn turned the camera to show neighbors up and down the block. talking. laughing, drinking and eating as music blasred from two large soeakers set up halfway down the block.

once we were out and amongst the party goers. Lynn swivelled the camera to get my reaction. only to discover my face was a mixture of confused disappointment. "Whats wrong Isa?" Lynn asked as my mother chatted to one of the adults.

"this is a block party?" I asked. Lynn laughed. "yeah. pretty cool right?" she asked. "But... where are the blocks?" i asked seriously.

Next to me my mother nearly choked on her drink as she turned to me laughing. "what was that sweetie?" she asked. Lynn was laughing her ass off. making the camera shake slightly.i turned wide disappointed eyes to my mother.

" you said this was a block party. where are the blocks?" i demanded. Lynn could be heard wheezing behind the camera as my mother tried to explain through her giggles that a block party didn't actually involve blocks.

~Video End~

after the screen went blank there was an amused silence until Emmett snorted and began shaking with laughter.

I blushed as i crossed my arms and huffed. "well they never specified what a block party was so five year old me drew the only logical conclusion." i defended.

this only seemed to amuse my burly bear of a brother further.