It was another hot summer day in Drachten, Friesland, and Luigi was once again selling his delicious lemonade from his humble little Lemonade Bar. Music was playing on the jukebox, Luigi was polishing his glasses and his customers were having themselves some good lemonade.
Conker the Squirrel was currently having a glass of blackberry lemonade and having a chat with X, who was having a glass of lemon lemonade. "Lemme tell you, baby: I got enough money to take you out for dinner at your favorite restaurant in town and afford the most expensive dish they have there. So, you up for dinner tonight?" Conker asked X before taking another sip of his lemonade.
X giggled a little bit before taking a sip of her own lemonade. "Sorry, hun. I'm asexual, and therefore I feel nothing for either gender." She told the squirrel.
Conker frowned that. "Aw, man...Another asexual hot girl..." He groaned before downing the last of his lemonade and putting his glass on the counter. "Hey, Luigi. It's been nice hanging 'round here today. I'll be heading out now." He then told the green clad plumber before leaving the Lemonade Bar.
Luigi watched as Conker walked out of the Lemonade Bar before starting to polish the glass the squirrel had just put on the counter. He then turned to X. "Are you really asexual, Ms. X?" He asked the pretty Toad woman curiously.
X giggled a bit more. "Would you like to know a secret, Mr. Luigi?" She asked him.
"I guess." Luigi nodded.
X smiled at that and gestured for Luigi to come closer, so the green clad bent forward over the counter. "I'm not actually asexual. That's just a little lie I like to tell to men if they try to hit on me." She whispered into Luigi's ear.
"Really, huh? Well, if you don't like men hitting on you, how come you come to my Lemonade Bar looking all pretty every day?" Luigi whispered back.
X giggled quietly. "It's because I like a little bit of attention from the boys now and then. Plus, they buy me a glass of lemonade sometimes." She whispered back.
Luigi chuckled quietly. "Oh, so you're one of those ladies, huh?" He whispered back again.
X smiled and nodded. "Indeed, Mr. Luigi. It's a lot of fun to live life like that, I can tell you that. But I guess we should drop the conversation now, because the other customers are eyeing us, and you know how people talk." She told him.
Luigi nodded back. "Yeah, that's probably for the best." He replied before standing back up and continued polishing the glasses.
"I think she likes you, Luigi!" Morton Koopa Jr. called to the green clad plumber, laughing a bit.
"Oh, hush, Morton. She's just a regular customer, nothing more than that." Luigi told the second youngest Koopaling with a chuckle.
X giggled a little bit. "He's right, hun. I'm just a regular customer here, and we make some small talk sometimes." She told Morton before walking over to him. "Speaking of which, are you kind enough to buy a lady another glass of lemonade?" She asked the second youngest Koopaling kindly.
"Yeah, not interested, short stuff." Morton told her.
Lemmy giggled a little bit. "Aw, come on, lil bro! Buy her a glass of lemonade! It's the least you can do to support ol' Luigi over there!" He urged his younger brother.
Morton groaned. "Okay, fine..." He replied before walking over to the counter with his wallet in his hand and X by his side.
"I'd like another glass of lemon lemonade, please, Mr. Luigi." X told the green clad plumber with a smile.
Luigi smiled and nodded. "One glass of lemon lemonade coming right up, Ms. X." He told the female Toad as Morton paid for the lemonade. The green clad plumber then poured X another glass of lemonade and handed it to her.
"Thank you, Mr. Luigi. And thank you too, Mr. Morton." X replied with a giggle as she went back to her usual corner while Morton went back to his table.
Luigi had decided to pay his friends over at the Burger King at the Lelystad train station a visit. He was currently sitting around a table with Sonic, Sonia, Manic, Sally, Ezekiel and Bunnie. "So, how's business going for you guys?" Luigi asked them.
"Pretty good, under the circumstances. Alexneushoorn still has our story on hiatus due to COVID-19, but our business is still running, so we've got that going for us, I guess." Manic replied with a shrug of his shoulders.
"Yeah...So, how's business going on your end, Luigi?" Sonic asked the green clad plumber.
"It's going well so far. I've been getting a good stream of customers so far, but I could be getting an even better stream of customers." Luigi replied to him.
"You should go and film a commercial for your Lemonade Bar if you wanna draw in more customers, Luigi. I mean, we occasionally film commercials over here at Burger King when our stream of customers could use a boost." Sonia suggested to him.
Luigi smiled and nodded. "That's a good idea, Sonia. I'm gonna need a little help setting things up for a commercial, though..." He then spoke.
"Don't worry, yo. We'll help you if you want." Ezekiel told the green clad plumber.
Bunnie grinned and nodded. "Indeed, sugar. We'll help ya set up a commercial fer yer Lemonade Bar, right, guys?" She asked the others.
"Indeed! Let's get around to planning things right away!" Sonic exclaimed. Luigi smiled at this. He was gonna be filming his very first commercial for his Lemonade Bar.