Luigi's Lemonade Bar

by Alexneushoorn

Inspired by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus. Luigi has opened a Lemonade Bar in Drachten, Friesland, the Netherlands. He starts out with a small shack in the hope of becoming the greatest lemonade entrepeneur in Friesland, dealing with customers and earning money along the way, as well as having to deal with a certain female Toad's charms and Wario's crude humor. Rated T to be safe.

7. Chapter 7: The Lemonade Bar Commercial

Luigi was sitting at his apartment in Drachten, Friesland, The Netherlands together with Wario and Lemmy Koopa. Luigi was about to show Wario and Lemmy the commercial him and the guys over at the Burger King restaurant at the Lelystad train station had created.

"Alright, are you guys ready to see the Lemonade Bar Commercial?" Luigi asked Wario and Lemmy with a smile.

"Wah, ha, ha, ha! Of course we are, Luigi!" Wario replied with a grin.

Lemmy giggled. "Yeah, show us!" He beamed.

"Okay, here goes..." Luigi replied as he pressed the play button on the video file for the commercial on his computer. The commercial then began playing.

The commercial then showed Donkey Kong wearing a white dress shirt and black dress pants along with a black tie with the letters DK on it. He was standing on a stage as he sang a song to the tune of Mack the Knife by Bobby Darin.

"Oh, when your throat's dry, from the thirst, babe. Go on over to Luigi's. He's got lemonade for all your thirst, babe. Made from lemons, and also peachies. You know when you're thirsty, go on over to that Lemonade Bar. Luigi will serve you some fancy drinks, babe. Yeah, that lemonade, is worth 5 stars." Donkey Kong sung as he played his signature bongos on the stage before the scene cut to a shot of Luigi's Lemonade Bar.

"If you're getting thirsty and you happen to be in the city of Drachten, head on over to Luigi's Lemonade Bar on the shopping boulevard next to Baby Planet. Luigi will serve you the best lemonade in all of Friesland for the simple price of 1 euro per glass. The lemonade is oh so delicious, that even your kids will say..." Manic the Hedgehog narrated before the scene cut to a few Toad kids.

"Mom, more of Luigi's lemonade, please!" The Toad kids replied in unison.

"Luigi's Lemonade Bar. From the makers of The Burger Kings." Manic finished his narration as the video ended.

"Well, what do you guys think?" Luigi asked Wario and Lemmy as he turned to them with a smile.

"Wah, ha, ha, ha! I'm sure you'll draw in lots of customers when this commercial airs on television, Luigi!" Wario laughed with a grin.

Lemmy giggled a bit more. "Yeah, I'm sure this'll bring in a lot more customers for your Lemonade Bar!" He added.

Luigi smiled even more at that. "Thanks, guys. I'll go talk to the province's tv network and discuss with them about airing this commercial." The green clad plumber told them.