Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of the vampire diaries or twilight. They belong to Stefanie Meyer and LJ Smith

Warning: Will contain spanking

In the twilight verse, the Cullen kids would be close, but only as siblings would. They would not be mates or lovers. They would just be eternal teenagers.


"Are they here already?" Emmett asked excitedly, bursting into the living room to Esme's chagrin, though she chuckled amusedly.

"Slow down Emmett" she chided "Sometimes I don't know who the youngest is, you or Edward. Even he is not jumping around"

"That's because I'm not excited that they're coming at all" Edward replied surly

"Aww, not getting jealous are we? Scared about the competition?" Rosalie teased

"I'm not scared of anybody. And I'm not jealous" Edward scoffed at Rosalie. When she smiled indulgently he knew it was a trap and he had fallen straight into it. "Just…go away Rosalie" he said and stomped off to his room.

Rosalie and Emmett erupted into laughter until their mother came out of the kitchen and glared at them. Emmett raised his hands in surrender "It was nothing mom, just some harmless teasing. He'll be fine". Just then Alice and Jasper came in, carrying a lot of bags. Alice glared at Rosalie and Emmett "Thanks for the help guys. It was greatly appreciated" she said sarcastically

"Sorry Ali"…"Sorry Jazz" Rose and Emmett said simultaneously. Emmett grabbed some of the bags from Alice while Rosalie helped poor Jasper, who couldn't see in front of him. "We were just excited about them coming, that's all. We thought they had arrived" Emmett explained

"We're all excited Em. We've never met any of the original type before. I wonder what they'll look like" Alice said, turning into an empty room. It was painted a light shade of green.

"Green? Really?" Edward scoffed, leaning against the doorframe. "What a pansy!"

"It's his favorite color" Alice defended "Besides, mom did this room. You want me to tell her that it's for 'pansies'"

Rosalie laughed at Edward's wide eyes. "That's twice in five minutes Eddie. I like this guy better every minute. He's not even here yet and you're already crumbling"

"Take this to mom. She's in the kitchen" Alice said to Edward, handing him about four bags. He looked inside it.

"Food? Seriously? Vampires don't eat Alice and this is more food than we keep for appearances. What is this for?"

"The original types do. They also burn in the sun, like in the movies, and they need to be invited into homes owned by humans" Alice answered, laying a green duvet on the bed

"They sound like wimps to me" Edward said

"On the contrary, they're quite formidable-very strong and very fast". All heads whipped towards the doorway, where Carlisle stood smiling at his children. There was a chorus of "dad, daddy, papa, pops" before he was pounced on by his youngest.

"You're back. I didn't hear you come in" Edward mumbled into his father's shirt

"Probably because you were too busy relaying eavesdropped messages" he said, looking at Alice. She dropped her head and mumbled a "sorry" under her breath. "And Edward, what have I said about calling people names?"

"Sorry dad"

"Pops, what did you mean by formidable and strong and fast?" Emmett asked

"What about garlic and crucifixes and wooden stakes? Are they also true?" Jasper asked

Carlisle walked further into the room. "Garlic doesn't repel them. In fact most of them eat it. Neither does crucifixes. Wooden stakes though are true. One in the heart and they're dead"

"They are too easy to kill" Edward snorted

"That is how it seems. But they are not easily killed at all. This is what I meant when I said they were fast and strong. Vampires are fast and strong by design but because they can be killed by something as simple and common as a stick in the heart, their speed and strength are their main forms of defense. Some say they are faster and stronger than even us and are considered the most dangerous of the vampire species"

"So what? You're saying they're some kind of superior vampires?" Edward asked grumpily

"Not exactly. But…"

"I aint buying it" Edward said to his father's mild annoyance

"Would you stop interrupting me?" Carlisle looked squarely into Edward's eyes

"Why?" Rosalie asked. "Why are they considered the most dangerous?"

"Because they look very human" Carlisle started only to be interrupted by Edward again

"We all look human"

"We do. But that's where the similarities end. Our skin is hard and cold. We don't have a heartbeat. We can't feed without changing our appearance or killing our victims, whether it is human or animal. Their temperature is not normal but it's closer to normal than ours. They even have a heartbeat. They blend in with humans almost effortlessly while we require more work. You can hardly tell them apart from the humans. Hiding in plain sight. That is what makes them dangerous" he looked into one of the bags Alice had been carrying. "I'll leave you to finish decorating". And then he left.

Almost immediately Alice started barking out orders. "Edward you were supposed to get this to mom. Go! Emmett there's a box in the car, get it. Rose, help me with this curtains"

"What about me?" Jasper asked

"Do you know how to set up a bar?"

"No. Why?"

"No problem. Here's a manual. And some whisky and bourbon" Alice said, handing the items to a confused Jasper. Rosalie snickered, quickly schooling her features when her sister turned to face her. She cleared her throat and raised the curtains, prompting Alice about what they were supposed to be doing.

Emmett returned with the box, which turned out to be a brand new desktop computer. He set it up on the table in one corner of the room. By the time he was done, Rosalie and Alice had also finished with the curtains and Jasper was done with the mini-bar. Alice clapped her hands in glee at the finished room. "It's perfect"

Just then the phone rung. Esme answered it and spoke to the other person for about three minutes. She hung up and turned to her expectant kids-well except Edward, who could care less. "They're in Port Angeles. They'll be here in an hour". Their shouts of joy put a smile on Esme's face. She didn't have to worry about them playing nice. They already loved him. She looked at Edward, who just scowled and went to play his piano. Esme sighed. Her baby had been feeling this way since they announced that he was going to stay with them. She hoped he got over it soon. She turned to her still shouting children. "Let's go over the rules, shall we?" After a chorus of ''Aw ma''s, she paused. "Ok, Ok. Fine. You know the rules. Don't break them" she said, raising her hands in surrender

"Your mother's right. No breaking the rules" Carlisle said, descending the stairs

"Don't worry pops. We're good kids" Emmett said, winking at Jasper.

Carlisle just shook his head. About forty minutes later, two engine sounds were heard in the distance.

"They're here"


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