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Chapter Three: Seeing the Doctor

I'd hung around Haruhi Suzumiya long enough to suspect that something supernatural had happened. In the same way she'd given a cat the gift of speech and Mikuru a laser eye, she'd done something magical to my dick.

The logic made sense. My enhancement got Haruhi out of a bind. After seeing my ripe appendage and sucking it off, she couldn't admit she'd done anything outlandish. Since any red-blooded girl would find my penis irresistible, she reasoned, it was her duty to take care of business in case a North High coed accidentally walked into the room.

To save face, she projected her own inclinations on the world's female population. Like the time she made cherry blossoms bloom out of season, Haruhi's desires became our reality. The universe bent to her will.

Ruma left her hiding place in the closet because she couldn't resist my penis. One look at it instilled within her the unyielding desire to touch it, stroke it, and suck it dry. In addition, she seemed to become amenable to my suggestions. While entranced by my member, she offered to do anything I asked. Damn.

Was my Irresistible Dick Theory accurate, or were Ruma's actions just a coincidence? She might have been playing a trick on me while a hidden camera recorded the event, and I'd soon be an Internet star. It didn't seem like her style, though. Ruma was a trouble maker, but she had her sweet side. Also, she wasn't the brightest bulb in the bunch.

I resolved to counsel with my go-to person when crazy Haruhi things happened. Yuki Nagato, who as luck would have it identified as female, usually spent time in the clubroom after lunch.

"I've got an issue," I said as I entered the room. "Because of Haruhi."

Nagato, perched in her chair by the window, lowered her book.

I continued. "I think she might have changed me."

"In what way do you believe she changed you?"

I recounted the events that made me aware of my transformation. "So I'm thinking she made my penis irresistible. But I'm not one hundred percent sure."

"Do you wish to test your theory on me?" Yuki asked.

"Would you mind? I'd really like to know what I'm dealing with."

Yuki set her book on the windowsill and nodded.

I locked the door, stepped about ten feet away from her, and dropped my trousers. Standing with my thumbs in the waistband of my boxer shorts, I felt like I was in the doctor's office. "Are you sure you want to do this? Things may get strange."

"I'll be fine."

I dropped my boxer shorts and waited.

Yuki sat there for a moment, her eyes glued to my dangling dong.

"Well," I said. "Are you feeling anything?"

Yuki rose from her chair and dropped to her knees before me. After licking my shaft like her favorite flavor ice cream cone, she pulled it into her mouth. As I watched dumbfounded, Yuki used her tongue, throat, and lips with the skill only a human interface could manage. The level of ecstasy I experienced nearly buckled my knees.

As she lovingly fellated me, the expression on her usually stoic face shocked me. It matched the appearance of a normal human girl savoring every second of a blowjob. A cute feminine moan accompanied each lick, suck, and bob. She raced me toward climax very quickly. When I finally exploded in orgasmic bliss, she greedily swallowed down everything I gave her without spilling a single drop. If the table hadn't been there for support, I would have fallen on my ass.

Slowly, my wits returned. I recalled my third-period shower. At this point, Ruma seemed open to my suggestions, ready and willing to do anything I asked. So I asked Yuki, "Are you feeling unnaturally inclined to obey me right now?"

"In the presence of your penis, I won't deny you anything."

"Damn." This aspect of Haruhi's enhancement floored me. "You're just kidding, right?"

"No."

I put myself away and zipped up my pants. Instantly, Yuki's demeanor changed.

"Thanks for the blowjob," I said. "You were phenomenal."

Yuki put her hand to her mouth. "It was my first time. You're welcome." She stood, brushed off her skirt, and returned to her seat. But she didn't pick up her book. Instead, she stared out the window.

"What's your prognosis, doc?"

"Haruhi Suzumiya has made your penis irresistible. And I feel exceedingly blessed to have had the opportunity to suck it."

That seemed like a rather odd thing to say, especially coming from Yuki. "Could you work up the strength to control yourself? To circumvent its magic?"

"As a resident of this universe, I am subject to its laws. Though I am able to transmute some of them, I have no immunity to this rule."

"The rule that my penis is irresistible."

Yuki nodded.

"So what do I do?"

After giving it some thought, she answered, "I suggest you use your power wisely."

"How do you feel right now?"

"Although I don't long for your penis with the same slavish intensity that first moved me to perform fellatio on you, I still feel very warmly toward you."

"More warmly than before?"

Yuki glanced out the window, then back at me. "I believe my longing to suck your penis again, if not reinforced, may lessen in time."

"Would you be upset if I reinforced it?"

Her eyes locked onto mine. "No."

"I'd love to go again, but that wouldn't be fair to you. Plus, I think you'd wear me out pretty quickly."

"Please consider me available for any future testing."

"Okay."

Yuki lifted her book from the windowsill and resumed her reading.

I turned to leave. When I opened the door, a question popped into my head. "Hey, Yuki, how available are we talking?"

"It would please me to be used by you sexually in any way you desire."

"Damn." I closed the door.

My next class started in a couple of minutes, so I huffed down the stairs and speed-walked through the halls.

A jogger pulled up next to me. Ruma bumped her shoulder into mine. "How's it hanging, Kyon?"

"Um, pretty good I guess. I'm going to be late for History if I don't hurry."

"What's so great about being on time for class?"

It keeps me out of detention, I thought. But I said, "It's just something I like to do."

"Okay." Ruma nodded. "Are you going to go to gym class tomorrow?"

"I was planning on it."

Her face lit up. "Yippee!" The girl pumped her fists while spinning in circles before skipping away.