Hey guys its me here with your dares. Now it will take me a while just for the fact that I had to re write this FOUR FUCKING TIMES. Why Cause Microsoft word hates my computer. Any way I will either get to the others a few hours from now or some days. But lets get started.
Me: walks onto set that looks like the view "Hey people welcome to the show so lets get started"
Me: clears throat " alright so for our first dare from sthfukid Donnel has to make out with Lissa"
Chrom: Gets up to leave
Me: clears throat " with Chrom watching".
*Chrom watches as Donnel and Lissa start kissing and sticking their tongues down their throats.
Fredrick: " Please I beg of you stop"
Chrom: grabs nearest sword "Donny run"
*Chrom chases Donnel yelling threats*
ME: "I think they will be fine"
Me: " anyway we have some truths from Agarfinkel"
1. Donnel- what's with the weird accent?
2. Olivia- how did you end up meeting Mustafa (I read somewhere that Mustafa got her off the battlefield before he fought Chrom's army so that she would not be a casualty)?
3. Morgan- what is the future like where you come from?
4. Gerome- did you have any other masks besides the one you wore and the one you gave to Lucina
Me: " Um hey Chrom you done chaseing Donnel or can we move on"
Chrom: " Yeah soon as you tell me where he is."
Me: " UM okay so I will be explaining this for you". "I think its because of the location since that plus where your family's from effects that" ( I should know I have a similar one.)
Olivia: "I was dancing in a forest one day and we talked but I would not help him".
Morgan: shrugs "I dunno ask Noire"
ME: " Okay well if your sister is from the same future as the others than its like the apocalypse".
Gerome: " Yes I do have more and even offered them to the others but Lucina was the only one to take one".
ME: " So do you have a mask fetish or something"
Gerome: "NO"
Me: " YOU sure"
Gereome: Glares.
ME: "Well since Gerome is giving me Luigi's death stare lets get to agarfinkel's dares".
1. Sumia- tell Lucina and Cynthia about the time you punched Chrom in the face (it was when you meant to slap him)
2. Inigo- no flirting with women for one chapter
3. Gerome- take off your mask for two chapters
4. Owain- tell Severa she's pretty
Sumia: " I meant slap him to bring him back to reality"
Inigo: "But I..I..I Fine".
Germome: "But I just feel more comfy with it one"
Me: "Just do it Night… I mean Gerome".
Gerome:" Fine" hands over mask
Me: "Great next".
Owain: "Severa your pretty"
Severa: "Thank you but are you being honest or just saying it"
Me: "Hon do you even know why you are here"?
Severa: "To play truth or dare"
Me: " OK just checking"
Me: " Next we have more truths and dares from lastworrior "
Me: "first the dares"
*Everyone groans*
Chrom: I dare you make out with Female Robin.
Sumia: You're awesome. I dare you to eat this pumpkin pie I made you. (Hands Sumia the pie)
Gerome: I dare you to say "I'm Batman!"
Excellus: I dare you to jump in a pit of lava.
Inigo: I dare you to jump into a pit of rabid fangirls .(P.S. I know your secret, Lazward)
Gerome: "I'm Batman"
Lio: "I knew it"
Gerome: "Who are you kid"
ME: "This is my eight year old cousin who is here because for one of Henry's Dare's I am putting this bastard in too".
Lio: " whatever it is I can handle it"
ME: Joker laugh "Okay yeah sure"
Excellus: " Why should I put my beautiful self in a hot volcano"
ME: " Okay I have to ask, are you a man or a woman"
Excellus: "Do you have to ask"
Me: "Yes, Yes I do"
Excellus: Jumps in volcano
Me: heheheh
Me: "OH Inigo I feel so sorry for you"
Inigo: shrugs "How hard can they be"
ME: " Ask Loki he knows or ask Justin Beiber"
Inigo goes to fangirl pit
"Inigo I love you", "Your mine" "You poor brave soul" "Why would anyone want to hurt you" "Marry me" "No Marry me" "No me"
ME: " I guess I should get him" grabs his arm and pulls him out. " You Okay man"?
Inigo: "I never want to see another woman again"
ME: " Shoot I forgot two dares"
ME: "First Sumia eat this pie"
Sumia: eats pie
SUmia: " That was good"
ME: "Now I am going to temporarily turn Robin female"
Robin: "Well Chrom we have to do it so lets just get it over with"
Robin and Chrom make out
In a little room
Sumia: "Hey Tharja help me get back at this person for making those two kiss"
Tharja: "Agreed"
Back Out on set
Me: "Okay so Robin when you stop you will become male again"
Robin and Chrom stop
ME: " Okay so time for truths"
Gaius: What's your favorite dessert?
Anna: Out of all the Shepherds, who's your best customer?
Lissa : What do you think of Elise from FE14? (P.S. You're awesome)
Gaius: " UM Jello, no chocolate cake, NO PIE, NO I can't chose"
ME: " I feel your pain brother, I feel your pain"
Anna: "Hym I would say but that might make me lose some customers"
ME: " Anna, I'm a Fanfiction writer with seven stories on this site, two on wattpad, one on tumblr and another on Deviantart, Do you want to see what story I could think up to ruin you for not answering"?
Anna: Gulp, goes Pale, "Um Lissa because when she shops more people come to buy stuff".
Me: "Okay finally LIssa"
Lissa: " Aww thanks and I thinks she will be awesome and Nintendo I just found some spoilers so HURRY AND RELISE THE GAME SO I CAN SAY IT"
ME: " Okay only two truths and two dares left"
These truths are from
Chrom, do you like Donny being your brother-in-law?
Maribelle, why Ricken?(no offense)
Chrom: "Only when he is not making out with my sister" glares "But otherwise he is good since he knows the other half without joking".
Vaike: " Hey the Vaike is not always jokeing".
Lissa: "Eighty percent of the time"
ME: Anyway next
Maribelle: "He loves me I love him what else is there"
ME: If you are reading this right as its come out at eleven o'clock, then turn to BET right now and I will show you why there should be more".
Maribelle: Glares
Me: Glares: Harder
Maribelle: Luigi death stare
ME: Batman glare
ME: "Well now all couples must kiss for five minutes Go"
Owain: "Sword hand, shield my eyes"
Lucina: "This is not so bad since I never saw it in the future"
Inigo: "Yeah It is sweet"
Morgan: "Ugh this is repulsive".
All kids laugh
ME: "Alright times up and one last dare for Henry"
ME: "Where are you Lio"
ME: "Hey Lio, this is what you get for destroying three of my keys".
ME: "Now a guest wants Henry to watch Chainsaw masscure and all the saw movies and Lio can come out after cm".
Henry: "Are those horror movies"
ME: "Yes"
Henry: "Good"
Me: " Okay chainsaw massacure is done so lets see Lio"
Lio walks out and runs onto couch
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Time skip brought to you Nintendo
Hours later
ME: "Lets see how Henry liked the movies"
Hennry: " I loved them they were so bloody"
Me: "OH no I've created a monster"
Hey guys hoped you liked this and please send in more truths and dare's. BYe