Hello guys its me. To those of you who celebrate thanksgiving. HAPPY THANKSGIVIVNG to those who don't happy Thursday. Well since I have the day off from school I decided that I will update all my fanfics oh and Dallas fans I like you guys and I'm sure your nice people but
GO CAROLINA AND ENJOY
Me: "We're back people for a thanksgiving special"
Crowd cheers and confetti falls
ME: "thanks all you guys
Stahl: "I was really enjoying this turkey"
Me: oh well so lets start with truths
All: phew
Me: dares do come later
All: groan
Chrom: how do you feel bout miis cosplaying as you?
Everyone but the people who now a different names: How does it feel to be replaced *points to fates chacters who look extremely confused before leaving*
Chrom: "I'm over my anger about not being added but I seriously wish old freddy fazbear would let me go
Fredrick: "Just doing my job and what would happen if you got a fireball and died or you won but a war was caused by your winning.
Me: flips off Fredrick
Everyone except those in fates ( I won't use names because I want to be surprised sorry)
( I know in the previous chapter I used the names but I copy and pasted it so all I saw was Tharja and I read severa)
Chrom: "Great I will only be rememberd as that assist trophy in the failing wii u"
ME: "Ah cheer up now for dares"
All: Goan
ME: "Oh and since I cheaped out on the truth we have extra's at the end"
Libra: "Naga please help the crazy woman"
Dares:
Yarne: you now must fight the most dreaded foe of all...THE ARMY OF COUCOOS FROM LEGENED OF AZELDS WHOSE NAMES I PROBABKY DIDNT SPELL RIGHT!
Lon'qu: go into the women's bathing house in fates, because reasons.
Everyone: Watch the most ridculcous YouTube video you can find.
Yarne: gets scared "enemy alone"
Me: hops in tight case "Henry do your thing"
Henry: Laughs crazily and lightning appers behind him and Tharja and Noire join in
A single cuccuo comes out.
Henry: "I thought it was supposed to be threating"
ME: "it is"
Yarne: "A chicken could peck me and I could bleed to death or it could peck me and have a deadly deasise"
ME: "Cuccos are scary when you face them, in hyrule worriors I hit one and in my dreams they attacked me"
Yarne: Transforms "Go go"
Cucco gets angry and creats more
Yarne & me: "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhh"
The peck through my "invincible" fortress
Me: shoots fireballs
ME: "Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go"
Me: creats portal that goes to Zelda verse and sends cuccos there
Yarne: "Thank you there finally gone"
Lon'qu: "I would really rather not"
Me: "Lon"
Lon'qu: beady eyes
ME: bat glare
Lon'qu: Luigi stare
Me: snaps finger
Lon'qu: In bathouse, girls coming up to him touching him
Lon'qu: screams and bangs on door
Lucina: "That was cruel"
ME: "yeah maybe I should just let him out"
ME: snaps Lon'qu back on set
Lon'qu: faints
ME: "huh guess he has a real fear of woman okay next.
Me: the most rediculaus youtube video if this is a real video then sorry that we're doing one I selected.
All: What is it
Me: "its really short but its called robin fucked chroms daughter"
They watch it
Chrom: "Future kids if you try to do this to my daughter I will kill you".
Owain, Yarne, Laurent, and Inigo: "Yes sir"
Chrom: "Vaike if you act like that I will kill you"
Vaike: "I..I…I got it"
Me: well bye guys and check out the video
Ending scene
ME: "here is the special ending I promised"
All the sheperds ate around a table talking and laughing.
Stahl: "Pwass ta twerky pwse"
Maribelle: "chewing ever heard of it"
Vaike: "And then he tripped and fell but instead of getting in the mud he fell right into her breasts, his hands grabbing her waist pulling her into the mud"
Chrom: "You swore you would never tell"
Fredrick: "how did I not hear of this story"
Emmeryn: "Do n..not be so heard on them"
Fredrick: "As you wish and your voice seems better"
Robin: raises glass "to good health, good friends, perfect kids, and the end to this war"
"Eye"
Glasses are raised and laughs are heard.
Me: standing in corner "One day people will get bored by what I put out and I will not no what to do" sees Olivia dancing with her son "Maybe somday I will have my own family and real love and somone to give it to me" "Till then" looks at Lio ( who is talking to Owain) "I'll take what I can get"
Me: turns to leave
Cynthia: "wait we never got your name
Inigo: "Yes fair maiden you never did tell us
Me: "I am the reader I make you come to life as the way you make others come to life"
Lio: "Is that code for read one of my stories and then vote for a name"
Me: "No Lio I'm serious I am the reader and writer"
ME: "Lets not worry about that now so lets just eat"
Me: grabs cake "Let them eat cake"
All eat and laugh