Hey guys its me. So if this is a weirder time then when I normally update its beacuse Iḿ at school. ANd the school computers are a little weird so forgive me if the grammer is a little wrong. Anyway lets get this show on roll
Me: "Hello world"
Severa: "Okay why don't you read or study insted of typing"
me: "my choice"
Me: "now time for truths"
Crew: Phew
Me: "I have dares later"
Fredrick: "With all do respect why are we doing so many at once"
Me: "We are not doing two or three diffrent requests per chapter anymore"
ME: "God Fredrick, I'm a diffrent woman now"
Me: "Hit it Marth"
Chrom: "You got Marth to do your bidding for you"
Me: "yeah"
Lucina: "um he only speaks Japanise and last I heard you don't"
Me: "I have a translator"
Truths:
1. Cordelia- how jealous were you after Chrom married Sumia?
2. Emmeryn- have you regained any of your memories since joining Chrom's army?
3. Lucina- while you were growing up, did Chrom really call Cynthia "my little pega pony princess"?
Cordelia: "On a scale of one to ten maybe two"
Me: Gives lugi stare "cordelia"
Cordelia: "Its the truth"
ME: "Ike bring the lie detector"
Ike: brings detector and walks off
ME: "Cordelia sit"
Codelia: "no you can't make me"
ME: Force grabs her into the chair
Lissa: "When did you find time to learn that"
Me: "don't know"
Me: shoos away Lissa "now cordelia on a scale of one to ten how jelous are you"
Cordelia: "A ten" Machine does nothing, she gets out.
Me: "knew it"
Sumia: "oh cordelia I didn't know you still loved him this much"
Cordelia: "Well if it doesn't kill you it makes you stronger"
Emmeryn: "W. y. .a . .few. L..l..l..like.w. .. .chrom and L.l. .were s. .all..a. . he .r. .around..the. . . "
Chrom: "oh god why that memory"
Me: "Queit Google Chrome"
Chrom: growls
ME: "Okay Lucina"
Lucina: "Yeah he would when she had a nightmare or was hurt or was just proud of her"
Me: "How do you come up with these names"
Lucina: "It started when she was born"
Me: "yeah but was he drinking or somthing"
Lucina: pulls sword close to my neck "are you acusing my father of drinking"
ME: feeling extra cocky "Yeah so what" Pulls out lightsaber
Marth:あなたは子供のように行動している停止
Tiki: "He said, stop you are acting like children"
marth: ルキナは私はあなたからより良い予想しました
Tiki: "Lucina I expected better from you"
Lucina bows head I snicker
Marth: "あなたのためとして、私はジェダイが救世主と思っていました
Tiki: "as for you I would have thought jedi were savoirs"
Me: "fuck you Marth"
ME: "Now for the dares"
Dares:
1. Virion- no flirting with women for three chapter, or else Minerva (Cherche's wyvern) get to eat your dick
2. Emmeryn- kick Gangrel really, really hard in the groin for everything he's done to you and your country
3. Kjelle- take off your armor for two chapters.
Virion: "I am done flirting, I am married, I have brought honer to the Rosanne house"
ME: "You're lucky this site has guidlines cause I have some words for you"
Virion: "They can't be that bad"
Me: "half of them are quotes from leauge of legends match's"
Virion: "thank you for not saying them then"
ME: "yeah whatever"
Emmeryn: tries to kick hard but can't
Gangrel: "I really deserve this so, sal get him"
Sheperds: "SAL"
ME: S.A.L Swr avenger love"
Sheperds: "oh"
Me: hops prtal brings in Ganandorf
Ganandorf: Kicks Gangrel in the nuts
Gangrel: "not the guy I had in mind"
Me: sends ganandorf back
Kjelle: "No"
ME: "Kajelle"
Kjelle: "Hell to the no"
Me: "I thought you were tough enough, guess not"
Me: "OH and Gerome, before I forget here's your mask back"
Gerome: "about time" puts it on
Me: "Hey news flash we can call him batman again" Crowd cheers
Gereome: "yeah whatever"
ME: "Excuse me"
Gerome: "nothing"
ME: "Back to you Kjelle"
Kjelle: "But this is like my second skin, my mjlnir armor to john 117, the manardo to shulk, the suit to iron man"
ME: "I get the point Kjelle" "I hoped it wouldn't have to come to this" Force chokes her and strips off armor
ME: Drops Kjelle and locks armor
Kjelle: "I'm gonna get you for that" Grabs lance
Me: Pulls out lightsbaer
A portal appers and Obi wan comes out
Obi: "You are not yet ready for this yet"
ME: "oh come on they started it, so it was for defence"
Obi: "It could have been avoided so no light saber for a week"
Sith emporer: "Join the dark side and get a new one"
Me: grabs lightsaber, fights Kjelle, stabs emperer and sends star wars back to their universe
Chrom: "you are really excited for the movie huh"
Me: "yeah"
Chrom: "should we be scared"
ME: "eh I was just feeling the buzz"
ME:" Next time, folks see you next time"
ME: "Hit the closing note"
Tiki: "marth left a while ago and so did Ike"
Me: "oh well I'll find somsone else till then later"
Music: Fire emblem theme
Hey I don't own the fire emblem music, and it was intreseting seeing jedi in this world. Speaking of which review if you are excited for the new movie, and with that I'M OUT.