Me: "Hey guys"
Shepards: "Happy holidays"
Owain: "Happy star wars day"
Lissa: "you got him hooked?"
ME: "Yeah"
ME: "This is a truth I have ignored since august so high time I awnser it"
Nice idea but where is the story itself
ME: "Okay the story is that I made the shepards do this so I could get ideas out of my head, so I kidnaped them"
Chrom: "But she returns us"
Me: "At the end"
ME: "Okay so here are more truths and dares"
Sheperds: groan
Owain: "NOOOO"
ME: "Oh relax will you I need to check my accunt, we might have nothing"
Shepards: start praying, Libra singing
two minutes later
ME: "NO truth s just dares"
Robin: "Gods this will be bad"
ME: "OH and if I have time on my hands, since someone left just one dare we might do it too"
Shepards, enimes, and allies: weep
Robin: inflate Morgan, Lucina, Tharja and Chrom with helium tanks i gave you. After that, watch them deflate.
Sumia: trip over a sleeping T-Rex. and run. No one can help you ):)
Lucina: fangirl over Cloud from Final Fantasy.
Chrom and Morgan: speak backwards for 2 chapters.
Tharja: get revenge on Robin by turning him into a chicken.
Henry and Fredrick: steal and eat 50 of Sumia's pies.
Robin: "I never got helium tanks"
Me: passes them to him
Robin: "thaanks"
Robin blows everyone up
Me: "shouldn't Noire be here too since she is your daughter"
Noire: "SILENCE FOOL"
Me: "damn"
Robin: "Kay I'm done, but how do I"
Robin gets it in his mouth by accadent
ME: "Oh wow"
ME: turns off machine
Chrom and morgan start going out like balloons, Lucina burps her way out, Thaja hexes herself,Robin stays up like a balloon
Me: "I have the perfect idea, but I need string"
I tie robin up like a balloon and run outside
Tharja: "You will pay for that fool"
Me: "eh whatever here's Robin back"
Robin defelates
Me: "Cool alright that took longer then expected so next"
Sumia: Teleports into jurassic world looks lost till she trips on a t-rex and tries to run
Sumia: "Why today, why today"
Cynthia & Lucina: "MOTHER"
Chrom: "Gods, why did you do this"
Me: "Beacuse school is boring and I forgot to bring a book"
Sumia: "I will give you a new Naruto Manga if you help me"
ME: ponders
Sumia: "and attack on, WHOA, and one peice and the newest wimply kid and dork dieres"
ME: "Okay you're free"
ME: teleprts Sumia back
ME: Walks over too her, "I am serious about this"
Sumia: hands over everything
Lucina: "Um yeah? the dude has spikey hair and is so edgy its great?"
ME: "Owain, Lucina gets to battle Cloud"
Owain: "AS IN THE CLOUD STRIFE"
Me: nods
Owain: "Oh man he's another great hero of legend", "YOU HAVE TO GET ME IN TO MEET HIM"
ME: "Now Lucina, that was Owains energy about it and I will inject it into"
Lucina: "I GET TO MEET CLOUD"
Chrom: looks at me " Will this wear off"
Me: "Yeah soon"
Lucina: "OH one time I touched his sword it was so big"
Me: "You mean his real sword or his other sword"
Lucina: "I mean the big one, the one he carries into battle, he even let me clean it "
ME: "OKAY THATS ENOUGH"
Lucina: "what happend"
ME: " you don't want to know"
Morgan: "sdog ho"
ME: " how about your words become backwards insted of your letters"
Morgan: "This like"
Me: "Yup"
Chrom: "annoying is this"
Me: "Hey he's talking like yoda"
Owain: "and he has a nice sword"
ME: "Will you quit with the sword thing"
Chrom: s"top please yes"
Owain: "Fine" pouts
Tharja: "I would really rather not"
ME: grabs lightsaber "You will or you will die"
Noire and Morgan and Robin block me
ME: Jedi mind tricks Tharja
Tharja: "CAllie, Zame, Neha,Jugger, Licka, zam"
Robin: "bawk, bawk"
Yarne: "A cuccoo"
Tharja: "What have I done"
Me: "Oh relax"
Tharja: "How can I relax"
ME: "I decided that I have time for one dare that requires him to be human"
Tharja: "That is"
Severa: "Why is trhe author crying in a corner"
Brady: "Who cares lets run"
Maribelle: "I did not raise a pig you will see what's wrong"
Morgan: "okay well she found out that in the real world one of her freinds is leaving so what now"
Me: "OH UM NEXT FUCKING DARE"
Fredick: "We shouldn't steal its dishonerable"
Me: "Just beacuse in my first playthrough she was your wife does not mean that she is now"
Fredrick: "It just feels wrong and I had been"
ME: "JUST GET THE DAMN PIES"
Gauis: starts to speak decides to calm down
ME: "gods"
Henry and Fredrick
Fredrick: "I should not let you near me"
Henry: "Oh come on do you want to do this or not"
Fredrick: stuned "are you being serious"
Henry: "Yeah, look she has vials that she uses against us, and she injected me with one"
Fredrick: "stop joking"
Henry: "OH come on the crows told me"
Fredrick: "Lets eat before she gets mad again"
two hours and fifty pies later
Fredrick: "Uh I need some lettece, tomatoes and boar"
Henry: "Caw, caw, that means that we should get back"
ME: "yall done"
Henry: "Yeppers more done than a dead man"
ME: "Alright well its been decided"
Shepards look scared
Me: "We will not be doing the extra dare"
Shepards: "YES"
ME: "Only beacuse I want to type another before class is over"