Hello guys since its close to Christmas, I decided to give you a gift weither you want it or not and weather you celeberate or not. But please enjoy.

ME: "Hey guess who's too broke to see the force awakens"

Severa: "You don't drive"

Me: "SHUT UP"

Brady: "Hey do you guys realise something"

Severa: "We're not in your English class"

Brady: "Or your school for that matter"

Me: "Okay so I decided to type at home big deal"

Mirel: "well we were becoming use to you typing this quickly in like half and hour to forty five minutes in google docs, rather than Microsoft word in well now you have as much time as you want and further more.."

Me: hits with book "thank you that's enough"

Larence: "You could have asked her you know"

Me: shrugs "tell it to someone who cares"

Bayonetta: "Learn to respect your elders"

Everyone: "BAYONETTA HOW DID YOU GET IN"

Me: "What she's in smash and last episode/ chapter we had cloud and ashoka and obi wan"

Severa: "But its Bayonetta, she's rated M and smash is e10"

Me: gets copy of Fire emblem awakening "And guess who falls in the middle rated Teen oh you guys" Air horn blows

Bayonetta: "Well love why don't you get straight to the dare" looks at Robin "This looks entertaing"

Morgan: "dare fathers is what"

Bayonetta: looks at me, guns pointed "Awnser me this, will I have to dares as well" glares

ME: cowers in corner "N. not since j-j-just came today"

Bayonetta: "Very good and how long do I say since you plan on doing request" still has guns

ME: damn I gotta be more careful on who I invite "um when I end the chapter"

Bayonetta: "Love now lets make a deal, you only do one dare and get me out of hear so I bust a cap in some monsters ass".

ME: gets confidence back "Or we run my show my way" hops into marvel and gets iron man armor.

Cordelia: "With all do respect don't we have a show to run"

Maribelle: "Well I for one like the author to get scolded for their actions"

Meril: wakes up "what magic are you using"

Me: "What"

Laurence: "mother lie back down"

Henry: "Yeah its dark magic holding your identity"

Lissa: "Yeah why do we never know anything about you"

ME: "Well as long as its personality and past only you can ask" "But you need to be the twenty first reviewer before tomorrow at five pm (my time)

Bayonetta: "Now let the fun begin"

ME: "Didn't think this would be your type of fun"

Bayonetta: "This was rated teen correct"

ME: "Maybe but Teen does mean I can get suggestive"

Bayontta: "Lets get this over with"

ME: "Now the dares,

Robin, I dare you to sleep with all the female Shepard's except for Morgan.

Robin: "um"

Fredrick: "If you impregnate my wife, lissa or Sumia you will die" shows axe

Robin turns around to see all the married Shepards and kids glaring wepons in hand

Sully: "How did the author talk us into this"

Blonde religious girl: "She played with our lives because she has no faith in her own"

Oliva: "I.I'm not really okay with this"

Emmeryn: "t- this I,is s,s,strange"

Lucina: "The author will pay"

Aversa: "I'm starting to wish I died"

Tharja: "You better not take my Robin"

Aversa: "I have no intrest in your little boy toy"

Sumia: "Please don't fight"

Robin: "Ready"

BRG: "I believe you are a good person but don't try anything"

Robin: "I won't I would never cheat on my wife"

Bayonetta: "I'm sorry Tharja but you can't be here since the author didn't want you"

Tharja: "Bayonetta you are an Umbra witch why are you doing the author's biding"

Bayonetta: "she took away my guns"

Tharja: "For crying out loud"

Bayonetta&Tharja leave

Two hours later

The girls and Robin are back with their clothes on

Chrom: "Thank you for not doing anything to her"

Fredrick: "Hope you didn't get too comfy"

ME: "Huh I would have thought they would be" I got cut off

BRG: becomes Libra

Libra: "Hello"

ME: "WHAT"

Robin: face palm "Did you send Libra in on me"

Fredrick: "We can still have that interrogation"

Robin: "Nope"

Chrom: "too eager, take him"

Robin: "WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT"

Chrom: "Relax you're safe right now"

Robin: "few"

Bayonetta: "I have some Christmas shopping to do and would like to taste edna's casserole"

ME: "Yeah yeah fly bat fly"
Bayontta: "My guns"

ME: "fine" hands guns

Chrom: "Is that the last of them"

ME: "um well Captin.."

Robin: "NO NO NO FUCKING NO"

Cynthia: "But he's a hero"

Me: "OH relax look smash dlc is over ( till they realise that they will make more money on dlc)

Donnel: "So you reckon when DLC is over"

ME: "I will stop the surprise charicters"

Henry: "But me and Ryuk bonded so well"

Me: "Hey I said I will stop the reviewers"
Henry: "muh ha ha ha"

Me: "Yes yes yes"

Chrom: "Okay that's enough you two"

Me: "aw"

Hey guys sorry this was random but I just saw the Nintendo direct and I was eating smarties, and thinking of ways to do the reaction one second and typing Bayonetta and eating twizzlers the next.