Me: "Hey guys"

Kjelle: "So who now"

Me: "Well um good question"

Robin: "Female robin, Corrin, cloud, tails"

Me: "Well um I do have someone here but you won't recognize"

Cynthia: "Snake"

Kjelle: "You can fight a war but not a snake"

Cynthia: "No Solid snake"

Me: "huh but I never played metal gear before"

Me: "Or brawl for that matter"

Snake: "But you were obsessed for a few months"

Me: "Well um yeah but still Snake"

Snake: "Hey c'mon you said you were obsessed"

Me: "But still how did you even know about this"

Marth: 私は彼に言った

Me: "You ratted me out Marth"

Marth: 私は、このプライベートを保つように言われませんでした

Snake: "He said he was never sworn to secrecy"

Me: "Motherfucking Marth"

Marth: "私はスターウォーズのロボットのようです"

Snake: "How"

Marth: 私は理解しますが、あなたの舌を話すことはありません

Snake: "ah makes sense"

Me: "Um forgive me if I'm wrong but shouldn't my anime brother be here"

Snake: "He had places to be"

Me: "Oh um okay"

Me: "Well um onto the truths"

Chrom: "Any dares because I have a meeting later"

Robin: "So do I"

Lissa: "And Um I have places"

Donnel: "Well I told Ma we'd visit"

Me: Looks at computer "Dammit I'm running out of truths and dares"

Shepareds: Silent party

Me: "Don't celebrate yet"

Me: "Once again because me no want spoilers we have a later chapter afterwards"

Laurence: "out of curiosity since this is fire emblem and Fates is coming out soon, will they be joining us"

Me: "I don't know so don't ask"

Me: "Okay found them"

Truths:
1. Chrom- how disappointed are you about not being playable in Super Smash Bros.?
2. Owain- would you rather be myrmidon or a dark mage? (I'm referring to the Fire Emblem Fates game, where Owain is playable again. In this game, he changed his name to Odin and is a dark mage serving under Prince Leo of Nohr)

Me: "Dammit do I have to put a warning that I won't read spoilers, just skim over them"

Snake: "Whoa calm down, I thought Ocacon was bad"

Me: "Shut it"

Marth: "それは月のその時ですかあなただけの雌犬です"

Snake: "Calm down"

Me: "Oh and marth, 地獄を取得

Snake: "Thought you didn't speak Japanise"

Me: "google translate"

Me: "Oh and start"

Chrom: "Not that bad"

Me: "You sure"

Chrom: "Wasn't I asked this before"

Me: "Well someone asked again so awnser"

Chrom: "Kay fine just a little bit but I'm busy"

Me: "Um hum okay" grabs kindle "So this is everyone Lucina and Robin has and will get to fight"

Chrom: "I mean, its just angels, princesses and whoa who is that"

Me: "Zero suit Samus"

Chrom: "No I mean HIM"

ME: "No that's cloud"

Chrom: "No the shirtless blonde dude"

Me: "Oh Shulk"

Chrom: "My daughter is hanky panking with HIM"

Lucina: "Its just a few dates"

Cynthia: "Sis why didn't you tell us"

Fredrick: "Can you get him in soon"

Me: "eh sure"

Snake: "So I can"

ME: "Hell no shulk comes tomorrow"

Owain: "I would like to be a myrimydon, so I could fufill my sword hand"

Me: "You Know I realive you never touch anything with your other hand"

Owain: "What do you mean"

Me: "I know you use my computer when I leave it"

Owain: "That's nothing"

Me: "Um hum Okay and don't try to back out Inigo"

Me: "c'mon you want me to believe that a teen that has a computer with wifi and no one watching him won't do this"

Owain: "You are obscured" sweats

Me: "Lets leave it to the viewers to decipher"

Me: "Now dares"

Dares:
1. Cordelia, Gaius, and Tharja- go on the Fire Emblem Wikia site and look these three characters from Fire Emblem Fates: Matoi, Gurei, and Syalla (I want to see their reactions when they see what the three characters look like)
2. Sayri- shave off Cervante's mustache while he is asleep, then, after he wakes up, put the blame on Excellus

Me: "Dammit when does the game get to the us"

Me: "FEBUARY NINTHEENTH MOTHERFUCKERS"

Me: "so um I guess I should have mentioned that I didn't want spoilers but okay um well SAY'RI"

Sayri: teleports to Cervante's room

Say'ri: "Wow so Walhart treated him well"

Say-ri: puts cream on "wow I can't even get all of it on"

Say-ri: trys to shave "Wow this is thick" razor breaks

Say-ri: "All right so um maybe I can cut it" she tries scissors break.

Me: "Hey try this knife"

Say'ri: "This is slow but its working"

Cevertes: jolts up

Me: "I got it"

Me: Grabs frying pan and knocks him back out

Say-ri: "thanks

3 hours

Say-ri: "Done"

Me: "Great but I think he won't wake up for a few more hours"

Snake: "So that's what you did with that serum", "IT WAS AN EXPERIMENT YOU PROBOBLY KILLED HIM"

Me: "OH okay"

Say'ri: "But you knoecked him out with a frying pan"

Me: "No I druged him also"

Sayri: "Oh god"

Me: "Well while I face these two please review or look over and happy first fanfic of new year, unless this takes too long to upload"

later

All: "Three two one happy new year

Me: "This is why I love the holidays

Gerome: "hey baby"

Me; "Hello Gerome"

We kiss

Fredrick: "Hopefully a year of good health"

snake: "Yeah no wars"

Sumia: "Just love"

Yarne: "No fears"

Noire: "Um yeah"

Me: "Look at the kids"

Gerome: "yeah when do we tell them"

ME: "When i want to"

Lio: "c'mon you love fire works"

Me; "Can't argue with him"

Gerome: "I'll be waiting" fades into shadows

Me: "He really is my own batman"

me: "If you drink all that sparkiling grape juice"

Severa: "What will you do"

Me: uses force "This motherfucker" gets drink

me: "This needs somthing"

Gerome: "Like smash on a buch of wii u's "

Me: "God yes"

Snake: "Can I stay I want to see Samus"

me: "Sure"

three bottles of egnogg and fifteen sparkling grape jusces later

Me: "All right its finished"

Lucina: "What will happen"

Me:"Easy we will paly till we find a winner"

Lucina: "But there are fifty of us"

Me: "yeah fifty wii u's wii u's and so we can have ten groups of five til oh"

Snake: "What if me and you play"

Me: THen we can do 13 groups of four"

Me; "Lets do this