Me: "Hey
whats up guys
Chrom: "Well fates is out"
Severa: "I was enjoying the attention"
Me: "Severa ain't you in fates anyway"
Severa: "thought you said no spoiler"
Me: "Well the game is out"
Nowi: "I don't see any dragons"
Me: "First of all you aren't even allowed to be a dragon in here so why would Corrin be. Secondly they won't be here for a while"
Stark: "You know I could let you have some cash for the game, I mean its pretty good and the castle mechaninc is…"
Me: "shut the fuck up Stark. you and the rest of the one percent.." "Not my fault I can't shop for it yet"
Brady: "He's right its a good game"
Me: sobs on floor
Lucina: "Prehaps you should stop"
Me: "DAMN IT ALL" sobs some more. "go to dares.
Everyone: sing Cabin Fever from Muppets Treasure Island.
Tharja: throw P balloons from Super Mario World at Robin, Inigo, Marth, and Lucina.
Chrom: How did you not notice that Marth was long deceased when Lucina was disguised as him?
Morgan, Severa, and Owain: scare Yarne so hard that he wets himself XD.
Marth: How did you feel about Lucina impersonating you?
Yarne and Cordelia: fight Godzilla wthout any weapons.
Morgan: "I've got Cabin fever its rolling through my brain"
Owain: IIIVV'EE GOOOOOTTTT CCAAAAAABBBBBIIINNNNN FEEEVEEER ITS DRIVING ME INSSAAAAAAAANNNNNNE"
Stahl, Kellam and Donnel: We've got CAbin fever we're flippin out Bandannas"
Tharja: Jumps ontop a giant Bannana and starts dancing ( no not that type)
Noire, Lucina, Severa: We've got CAbin fever we lost what sense we had"
Stark: "We've got Cabin fever we're going Stark raving mad"
Music puses: all galre
Me: "PLAY"
Lissa: "Latch your partner by the ear and drag em down"
Henry: "We were sailing the wind was on our side, BUT THEN it DIIED IN A HORRIBLE BLOODY DEATH"
Sully: "I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote the script" glares at me
Cordelia: "I was dreaming of the moon and like to see a blue Lagoon" "and I'm crazy as a loon"
Falvia and Bassilio: "CAbin FEVER IT GRABED US ALL ABORD"
ALL: "WE WERE SAILING, SAILING TO GOD KNOWS WHERE"
LIbra: "ARIBA"
Aversa: "Didn't you cut the song short"
ME: "Yeah"
Aversa: "Is your short term memory that bad"
Me: "OH shut the hell up...least I let you live"
Aversa: "You don't mean that"
ME: "Hell yeah I do"
Stark: "I love a sexy catfight much as the next guy but not now"
ME: "STARK WHY DID YOU.." rereads chapters "OH nevermind then"
THarja: "Up you fly then"
Robin: "WHoa this is kinda fun"
Validare: "Then imagine son if you went along with the plans"
Me: "I'm sorry did someone call Haynes CHristinson no then leave"
Validare: "Whatever oh and Robin.. I am your father"
ME: "Just leave"
Valider: "Ghost dissapers"
Me: "Isn't that only for Jedi…. OH who the fuck cares" reads page "this is my final entree"
Marth: "あのTharjaは、我々はより多くの風船を必要とします
Tharja: "OH um I'm out"
they start to fall
THarja: "Robin my dear I will catch you"
Inigo: "oh the world will be devoid of my good looks"
Gerome: " coughdramaqueencough"
Marth: "ああクソパンジーを静めます"
Inigo: "hmm didn't your fans show up just after Malee"
Marth: 私は性交を生きて黙っあなたの理由だガキを聞きます
Me: "Holy shit its to small"
TIKi: "since its so small he said and I quote" "LIsten brat I am the reason your alive so shut the fuck up"
Inigo: "At least I don't look like.."
Marth: 誰かが彼を黙らしてくださいすることができます"
Marth is caught by Ike, Robin falls into Tharja's arms, Lucina is caught by Morgan and Fredrick, Inigo falls on Gerome.
Stark: " eh heh he Get a room you two"
Gerome: "Inigo get off me, Sweetheart please get him off"
Me: "Yeah yeah sure" picks up Inigo
Gerome: groans "Inigo I thought dancers were light"
Inigo: "heh sorry"
Me: "Hey no time for apalogies"
Chrom: "Um well its not that I didn't notice its just that I wondered since the name was the same, and simmilar haircut"
Me: "Techinically style since hers was never cut"
Chrom: "yes and well" "OH COME ON WHO THE HELL COULD BLAME ME FOR THAT WE HAD ZOMBIES FOR CHRISTS SAKE"
Me: "Well technically speaking"
Chrom: "OH SHUT UP, THEY CAME OUT OF NO WHERE LIKE ZOMBIES AND THEY WERE SLOW AND AND.."
Fredrick: "We did not need you too.."
Me: "Yeah Yeah go tend to your boyfreind"
Fredrick: "My master is not my.."
Me: "Um hmm suuure"
Stark: "Hey buddy its fine no one cares"
Chrom: "He is not my boyfreind"
Fredrick: "Hush Milord your voice has gone weak"
Me: "Not dating my ass"
Severa: "Only Gerome wants to do that"
Me: "You know what FUCK YOU" Severa walks away "AND GET TO WORK"
Morgan: "So we need a plan"
Severa: "somthing mother could not think of"
Owain: "somthing great to satisfy such legendary heros"
Morgan: "What if we...poor cold water on him"
Owain: "But everyone's already done this"
Severa: "Well guys I think you are forgetting somthing"
Owain and Morgan: "what is it"
Severa: "morgan can use magic"
Moragan: "Fine but we will need somthing…" Face lights open. "OH Author-chan"
Gerome: "And so is that what happend"
Me: "Yeah and" notices Morgan "Hey you done yet"
Morgan: "Need help"
Me: "Morgan my hands are tied I can't help you"
Gerome: "Besides what could you need so bad"
Morgan: smiles "Death note"
Me: "WE ONLY KILLED HIM FOR THAT ONE STORY..You finally found someone for him to kill"
Morgan: "No No No we need that to help scare him"
Owain: "The god of death will help us greatly"
Me: "wait beacuse Ryuk is scary"
Morgan: "Yeah"
Stark: "well the way I see it you can either invite someone from that universe or you can pull out someone form another verse"
Morgan, Owain and Severa: "LETS GET THE COSTUMES"
Gerome: "Oh gods"
Stark: "Lets get Shwarma"
Me: "eh I got time"
Morgan: wears slenderman costume
Owain: looks like Jeff
Severa: looks like Jane the killer *breaks 4th wall* "Just so you know the only reason I'm Jane is beacuse the author took a quiz that told her she's Jane"
Morgan: "Does it count as 4th wall if it was never built"
Owain: "Never mind that let us get to it"
Owain: "hey Yarne come play with us"
Yarne: "Ahh who JEFF" turns into Bunny
Severa: "OH Jeff" scoffs "Its you" smiles at Yarne "OH we have new blood"
Owain: "Let us take him to slendy"
Morgan: "You called"
Yarne: "ahhhh" small puddle forms
Owain: "This is sad"
Jeff: "Agreed"
Morgan: "Um Owain we accomplished the goal"
Jane: "Aww people like us"
Jeff: "why would anyone like you"
Severa: glares at Owain
Owain: "Its not me you have my honer"
Yarne: "wait then who are they"
Me: "whoa whoa whoa," looks around "Ya'll got eyeless Jack"
Slenderman: "No why"
Me: opens portal "Get the fuck out"
Jeff: "Oh but we have'nt had any.."
Me: pushes them out
Marth: しかし、あなたはそれが出て行くことはありません知っている彼らは道それが来ました
Tiki: "We know however we can act it out.
Marth: あなたが主張する場合
Tiki: "We will take the risk"
Marth:私は光栄
Lucina: "th-thank you"
Marth: あなたのその素晴らしいが私の考えて
Lucina: "You honor me"
Tiki: "Just remember that we know google translate messes things up" looks at angry hoard "Hey it was the authors idea"
Me: "Look when smash Nx gets here and…" goes off on rant.
Cordelia: "Look we can trip him"
Yarne: faints
Cordelia: "ON my own I guess" gets thin rope
Godzilla: "RROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRrrrrr"
cordelia: "Lets see this Godzilla clone is 3,000 pounds, now we are in a giant feild"
Cordelia: "His speed is about 60 mph per hour, and if I fly fast enough I can make him dizzy then when he falls" grins
Cordelia: "Hey girl" Pegisai comes
They fly at about 70 mph, dizzying the giant who falls, Yarne then gets inside Godzilla's mouth with Cordelia
Cordelia: "come on if you scratch his heart we can win"
Yarne: "Um author godzilla should have killed us"
Me: "EH its my story"
Cordelia: "SCRATCH HIM NOW"
Yarne pirces godzillas heart
Cordelia: "We did it and aouthor this is alot of typos"
Me: "oh come on just get out"
Stark: "Heh that was fun"
Gerome: "He crashed our date"
Me: "Oh don't worry Peppers calling"
Stark: gulp
Me: "OH hey guys so just leave some more truths and dares since this is my last one"
Meriel: "you know you should have spaced them out"
Me: "Oh shut up and well" get nurveous "I don't wanna end the story here"
Libra: "Just review please"
Lissa: "Pretty please with a cherry on top"
Tharja: "and a bathing suit dlc"
Stark: "Please just do it before she goes nuts"
Me: "andthenifmstoryendsillhavenothingleftexcepttodateezraorandavenger"
Gerome: "huh we better help her"
Aversa: "goodbye darlings"
