Me: "Hello guys"
Stahl: "Oi its been a while"
Me: "Yeah way too long"
Gerome: "heh and in the time you beat awakening and are on the path to marrying me"
Me: "God yes"
Libra: "Prehaps we should not have any guests today"
Robin: "Why not"
Cynthia: "ROBIN" fangirls
Me: "who let bird boy in"
Robin: "Eh I'm bored"
Me: "ugh"
Robin: "So you got Batman to come"
Gerome: " I've always been here"
Robin: "No I think he means the other batman"
Robin: "Hey bats over here"
Crowd cheers and Batman walks on stage
Batman: "hmm"
Robin: "Not a bad crowd"
Batman: "It might be dificult to tell which Robin is which"
Me: "True"
Batman: "Prehaps we should call Robin, Robin and the other one a diffrent name"
Me: "Robin your name is penis, and…"
Robin: "You know what bitch, I'm leaving" walks off stage. "We know you want him anyway"
Gerome: glares at author "Him"
Nightwing does a flip on stage
Nightwing: "Well don't have a party wihtout me"
Me: "Well come on lets get to it"
Chrom: "Nohting personal right"
Me: "hahhahha Bullshit"
Chrom: "why do you like torturing us"
me: "Its fun besides only dares today"
Nightwing: "So what do you do around here, I mean we are guests"
Me: "You help me do things, like clean set get food that shit"
Batman: "you're joking right, you dragged us away from gothem for this"
Me: "dares now"
Kellam: get sent 65 million years ago and witness the extinction of the dinosaurs.
Lucina: try to ride the Indominus Rex from Jurassic World.
Henry: inflate Link from Legend of Zelda with helium.
Gaus: eat so much candy until you're too fat to eat anymore.
Gerome: run over Lucina with a steamroller.
Yarne: drop an anvil on Chrom.
Chrom: make out with Sumia in the closet for 30 minutes.
Kellem: "Well its kinda hot" starts to take off aumor.
suddenly mediorites start to fly down. Kellem puts armor back on and protect the young dinos but they die and alll he can do is watch.
Kellem: "Nooo" breaks down "I couldn't protect them"
Me: "Dude they've been dead for 65 million years"
Batman: sympathetic glance
Nightwing: "Damn, we know how you feel" tears up
Gerome: growls
Nightwing: "Dude seriously" looks at Gerome "Chill out you copycat"
ME: turns to auidenice "Yeah I know you think he looks like batman but I see Nightwing"
Lucina: "Whoa, easy boy"
Chrom: "Lucina stay strong"
Sumia: "Just like Snow white ( the pegisi) just grab the horns and ride"
Cynthia: "YOu can do it sis"
Lucina: grabs two horns, hangs on tight, "Gah I think I'm ready to get off"
Me: "um yeah no, when you fall then it ends"
Lucina: "Damn you" stabs dino in the back with falcon and hangs on.
Link: "Hyy ahh"
Owain: drools "Its Link"
Me: "dear god"
Henry: " Oh I wonder how easlily he bleeds" get demoinc loook
Me: " you can't kill him"
Henry: "fineee Lets get busy"
Me: ties Link up to wall using a batrope
Gerome: "Is that even a real thing"
Me: looks it up, glares at batman "You vain, motherfucker"
Henry: "Oh pump, blow, push"
Link: "hmmm mmmm"
Me: "I think we're done Henry"
Henry: "Adn you blow and you blow and then there's blood in the grace of a perfect desighn"
Me: "Henry stop please"
Henry: "THIS WILL BLOOOOW ETERNALYYY THIS WILL BLOW FOREVEER THERE IS NO FEAR NOW, LET GO AND JUST BE FREE, CAUSE I WILL BLOW YOU ETENALLY"
ME: "Is he singing uncodeinally while singin about blowing someone"
Batman: Hops on Henry, gets him away from the pump, Nightwing saves Link
Me: creates Portal puts Link back in
Batman: turns to us "We'll put him in Arkham"
Me: "Bullshit, no you won't"
Lucina: "STIll Need HEEELLLP"
Lucina: falcoln tears through skin, ripping the dino in half "Gahhh"
Sumia and Cynthia both fly up to save her but ultimatly collide and fall
Morgan: uses arcwind to save her
Lucina: "Thanks"
Morgan: "NO big deal"
Gauis: sees piles of candy "mmm gwaf mmm hmmmm mmm"
me: "Its been an hour, he's still eating"
Gauis: "give me more"
Fredrick: "Gauis eat any more and you'll have a week's worth of training tommorow"
Gauis: "Shwamp upf Frwdchick"
Gauis: "too much must eat" he tries but is unable to even chew
Me: "Whooo and it only took two hours"
Me: "So it takes, 157 pounds of candy"
Gauis: "ughh"
Me: "So Gauis here's a question"
Gauis: "Whhaaa"
Me: "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop"
Gauis: "Ohhhhh"
Me: "Great we broke him"
Gerome: "mmm baby I don't wanna die"
Me: "Oh you won't"
Gerome: "look" points to Cynthia, Chrom, and Sumia
Me: "Dude you can't die here"
Gerome: "Very well, I aplogize for what I am about to do"
Lucina: "Let it be done"
Gerome: gets in, flatens her
Me: "eh heh hey, so Lucina you alive"
Lucina: "..."
Me: "you finally learned comedy"
Lucina: "..."
Gerome: "we killed her"
Lucina: "no.. you didn't"
Me; "OH hey you're alive"
Lucina: "yes I am"
chrom: "You can live another day"
me: "sheesh Kings"
Yarne: "umm um .must I"
Panne: 'Get confadent son"
Chrom: "Um is this a cartoon anvil"
Me: "Naw you gone feel a real one"
Yarne: "DOONN'TT KILL MEEEEEEEEE" drops it on him
Chrom: 'ow, shit that hurt"
Fredrick: "I have failed my duty as a knight"
Chrom: "Not dead Fred"
Me: "Hey don't bring up the movie"
Cynthia: "um here's a problem"
Fredrick: "You mean besides the obvious"
Me: "Um yeah Chrom's more flat than a plastic bag"
Me: "Hey here's an idea"
Sumia: "For the next dare"
ME: "Yup, roll him up and shove him up your.."
Gerome: slaps had over my mouth "Thats enough"
me: "uh Morgan"
Morgan: "eleconame name meleca"
Me: "Guess I should add this here"
I do not own anything I mention
Sumia: "hmm hum lets go in"
Chrom: "Ohh yeah"
Makeout sounds
Me: gets camera "How much would someone pay for this"
Anna: "Hey that's rude, but 24 dollers proboly, after you give me half"
chrom and Sumia: Sumia wraps her leg around chrom as he tightens his grip on her neck the two tounges go in and out of each others mouths searching for uncharted territory, they both wished they could do more but the closet was very small Chrom's sword was sharp and Sumia felt it as she was very horny.
Me: "Thiry minutes are up"
Chrom: "C'mon time for the Exalt to show his blade"
Sumia: "I got the suger ready for this pie"
Vaike and Me: "DAYUM"
Me: "Well um"
Gerome: "You okay"
Me: "Yeah"
Gerome: "Well bye guys"
Batman: dissapers into shadows
Nightwing:ver la segunda temporada
Me: "verdammt nochmal