Hey guys so yes I know that I have a truth and dare to do, however I forgot to upload this for april fools day. So enjoy peeps.

Me: "Hey guys"

Chrom: "Um, you do realise that we have no truths or dares"

Me: "I know but I'm boared"

Severa: "Then do your fucking project"

Me: "Hey I'm the only one who can curse"

Tharja: tome in hand "Not true"

Me: "Well I'm bored have nothing to do"

Robin: "Pretty sure if you have are boarded it means you have nothing to do"

Me: "Go back to bats"

Gerome: "But your mine"

Me: groans "Robin change your name"

Robin: "nah I like to fly free"

Me: "You're robbin me of vocal cords"

Robin: "huh"

Me: "I spent so much time yelling at you, I Mean, YOU HAD A 99% CHANCE OF A HIT AND YOU MISS THEN DIE"

Robin: "Hey it can happen" looks sheepish "It was very hard to get Validar"

ME: "You died fighting another enemy and in that same match, chrom got a critical with a 0% chance"

Robin: gets scared

Me: Anime flames "DO YOU RELIVE THAT I HAD TO DO THAT HELLISH MAP OVER AGAIN"

Robin: "You did this to yourself"

Me: "YOU KNOW WHAT" turns to readers "I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU FOR MORE TRUTHS AND DARES BUT NOW I AM GOING TO CREATE SOME"

Chrom: "OH now look what you've done"

Grima: laughs "at least I was going to kill you.. good luck suckas"

Truths

Vaike- Do you ever go back to your old streets

Tharja- why do you like Robin

Merial- do you like Game theory

Me: "Get to it"

Vaike: "Yeah, I need to pay omage to the place I was born"

Me: "you do"

Vaike: "heh I know for a guy like me, you expect me to procliam that I'm Naga's son but I do respect my roots"

Me: "You sound like every non prebirth celebirty ever"

Tharja: "I thought I said that in the game"

Me: "eh I don't think so"

Tharja: "It would take you two minutes max to look it up"

Me: glares

Tharja: "Fine" sighs "You ever heard about the wrist sighns"

Me: "Yeah"

ME: "So wait a minute, your telling me that you got marks on your wrist and found out Robin has those same marks, so you stalked him"

Tharja: "More or less, besides it worked didn't it"

Me: "you remind me of.. oh god what's their name"

Tharja: "Their"?

Me: "Um yeah, more then one"

Meril: "Well while she gets busy, what is this game theory you speak of"

Me: look of shock " "

Meril: "Yes"

Me: "That is it fetch me my computer" force grabs computer, puts GT on

Meril: "This is facinating"

Me: "Just awnserd my question"

Meril: "I must consult with him at once"

Me: "Give it time a fire emblem theory wll come, just give it time"

Me: "Alright dares

Aversa- make out with Gangreil, Robin, Chrom or Emmeryn

Fredrick- Make out with Chrom, Emmeryn, Lissa or Tharja

Walhart-

Walhart: "Will all of these be makeouts"

Me: "Who knows, who cares"

Gerome: "Um alot of people"

Laurent- Be in a room with ( drumroll) Payton from A.N.T farm

Owain- Act goth

Me: "Very well"

Laurent: "Hello"

Payten: "Hi"

Payten: "OH so you have a hat, are you a wizard"

Laurent: "More or less"

Payten: "OH so can you cast spells"

Laurent: "Well she is an imbecile yes, to the most extravagent extreme"

Payten: "OH there's a seal in here, Where Where"

Laurent: "I yeild" Walks over to door "LET ME OUT PLEASE"

Payten: "Don't you like my company" sniffs

Laurent: "Aww I got careless time to pay the price"

Laurent: "Its not that I just forgot to clean my fish tank"

Payten: "Okay" Dissapears

Laurent: "Thank the gods"

Aversa: "Well I think I'll go with ONII CHAN"

Aversa and Robin end up in a heated makeout season

Maribelle: "Ugh don't tell me your into this" looks at author "REMOVE YOUR HAND"

Me: "What its normal to have it here"

Maribelle: "Take them out of your pockets"
Me: "Yeah fine"

Fredrick: "Um well" Looks sheepish "I do not wish to cheat on my wife.. so" Makes out with Chrom

Me: "DAMN" looks towards reader, if you find any fan art of this send it to me I beg of you"

Brady: "And you will bless them if they give you a video"?

Me: drools

Gerome: "OH puh-lease" Makesout with author

Fredrick: "Milord Your lips were chapped"

Chrom: "Wait is that the only reason you did that"

Fredrick: "And milady's nay the author's words got to me" looks around "However I like my wife"

Sully: grins "Got that right"

Gerome: "mmm mm oh oh ohhhh"

Me: "Harder, Harder, I SAID HARDER"

Gerome: "Keep going"

Me: "so good"

Cynthia: goes to look, sees white liquid

What really happend

Gerome: "you seem really stressed"

Me: "Yeah so do you"

Gerome: "You can read me like a book"

Me: "Baby I love you"

Gerome: "Heh I guess you can"

Me: "Here sweetie" gives massage

Gerome: moans

Me: stomach growls

Gerome: makes cookies

Me: "Grind that chocalate harder"

You can peice the rest together can't you

Owain: "I look epically goth"

Severa: "Don't sound to happy"

Owain: "Hello"

GG: "Hey"

Owain: "Beautiful day today"

GG: "Uh so you were forced into this bar"

Owain: "NO I chose not to care"

GG: "Uh that is not so deppressing"

Owain: "OH us and our sorrowful future"
GG: "Hmm"

Owain: "Yeah its so boring"

GG: "I agree, no one understands"

Owain: "They are blind to the truth of the world"

GG: "Hmm you're not to bad"

Owain: " IF only we could let them see the way we do"

a crowd comes by to see him

Owain: "But they don't , They see a bunch of whiney brats rather then the true way of humans"

Crowd: nods

Owain: " THey don't know that happiness may not be the true way of man"

Crowd: claps

Lissa: "Alright you're done"

Owain: "OH but they do not see that we are changing the world for the better"

Lissa: "Hey author teleport" they come back to studeo

Me: "hmm this may be late but I can explain"

Gerome: "author wants it out and she typed it months ago"

Me: "damn you"

Inigo: "please review"

Me: "yeah yeah, go Montoya"

Me: "ohhh I got an idea"