Me: ¨hey guys"
Gerome: ¨eh that was a nice little break"
Chrom: "Much needed"
Gauis: "Yup" drops candy wrapper on the floor"
Levi: "tch filty animal"
Me: "Hey Levi when did you get here"
Levi: "ugh since Eren can't come they sent me in his place"
Grima: "why am I here"
Me: "well I felt guilty about ingnoring this for a while so here ya go suckas"
Grima: fight Slifer the Sky Dragon from Yu Gi Oh.
Sumia: get into a catfight with Cordelia!
Lissa: swim in a tank full of man-eating crocodiles.
Inigo: inflate yourself with helium.
Morgan: You're so cute. Here's a Pikachu(no one's allowed to harm or hex him, not even Tharja).
Lucina: kick your ancestor Marth in the nuts.
Grima: "hah this is ins.."
Slifer: "blows enrgy ball ( I should look up what it is but eh) and distroys Grima
Lucina: "all we needed to do was get him to blow him away"
Grima belivers: "oh not again"
Me: "ummm"
Cordelia: "My name is Cordelia, you stole my man, prepare to fight"
Sumia: throws punch, cordelia dodges and trips her up.
Coderlia: "tries to kick Sumia, she dodgesand kicks Cordelia in the baby maker"
Sumia: "kicks Cordelia down and she stays down.
Levi: "shh get up brat"
Cordelia: "thank you"
Levi: "ich just being nice"
Kellam: "That's my wife"
Levi: "huh whose there"
Kellam: "Me and that is my wife"
Levi: "I was just helping her up"
Kellam: "fine but I'm watching you"
Lissa: "um is this safe"
Me: "oh I'm a hundred percent sure that it is not"
Fredrick: "milady be careful"
ME: "yeah, yeah JAWS IS HERE"
Lissa: "WHAT, oh ha ha, quit trying to.."
Jaws: *bite*
Lissa: "ahhh"
Lissa: swims at a speed that would make a running sonic jelous, she can't escape
Lissa: "Um hey, less narration and more help"
Jaws: * bites Lissa's arm
Lissa: Age 0. Seeing her parents hold her, age 3. Playing dress up with Emm and Chrom, age 8 meeting Maribelle, age 13 seeing Fredick for what he is ( muhahaha). Age 15 meeting Robin, Age 16 Marrying Donnel, Age 18 giving birth to the real Owain, age 20 meeting the new future kids and stoping grima, age 22 Being on this show and facing her death
ME: Pulls Lissa out of the water
Lissa: "life moves by so fast"
Levi: "preach, and you remind me of someone"
Inigo: "OH must I"
ME: "Come on Inigo everyone likes chibi charicters"
Inigo: "pumps really fast"
Gerome: whispers "you know that fat does't mean chibi right?"
Me: "But he does'nt"
Inigo: "Now come Ladies"
Me: " eh heh heh"
Morgan: " aww thank you"
Nowi: "It's so cute"
Tharja: "yeah too cute"
Noire: "Aww it's so cute"
Picachu: "pika pika"
Robin: "aww… you have to clean up it's shit"
Lucina: "But..But.."
Marth: "いいんだよ
Lucina: "But still"
Marth: ただでそれを乗り越えます
Lucina: " sorry" Kicks him
Marth: falls to floor " ああ、私をしてください殺します
Levi: "tch I'm gonna blow this joint"
Me: " who needs you"
Levi: "you apperntly"
ME: "bullshit
Leo: " Well it seems you have the devils own luck"
Me: "DAMN IT WHEN DID YOU GET HERE"
Sakura: "a-a-a little while back
Me: "goddammit, shepards kill the wolves"