Me: alright let's do this
Xander: I'm prepared to do as I must
Ryoma: As am I, for Hoshido
Fredrick: With all do respect, you're wasting your time by being formal
Me: He's not wrong
Elise: Are we gonna do anything today
Me: Not for a while, like a good while, as in a have a dare that I might do next chapter
Arthur: Don't fret milady, I promise that we will have epic truths and dares in the future.
Me: *turns to readers* You heard him.
Gerome: On to the story, and SAL, can I see you in the back please
Me: Get started. *walks to back*
Marth: fight a giant squid without falchion
Lissa: react to Keyboard Cat
Morgan : inflate Henry and your parents with a spell
Lucina: have a friendly sword duel with Meta Knight
Chrom: flirt with Cordelia
Sumia: Kick Chrom in his manhood for flirting with Cordelia
Every Sheppard: fight Acnologia from Fairy Tail
Marth: 幸運を祈って下さい。私は失敗しません。
Tiki: Of course, good luck mar-mar.
Marth: *jumps in water*
Squid: * reaches for Marth*
Marth: 今日じゃなく * tries to puncht squid
Squid: * tentacle evades*
Marth: * grabs squids tenticle*
Squid: *puts another at Marth*
Marth: * grabs other tenticle, ties them together*
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Me: Nice move Marth
Lucina: Forgive me but the dare was no falchion right
Me: yeah, why
Lucina: so he can use some other weapon
Me: *looks over list* huh, guess he can
Tiki: *runs with sword*
Me: Hold up, he's doing just fine with nothing
Tiki: *throws sword into water, as Marth comes out*
Marth:ありがとうございますあなたの信仰は私に希望を与えた
Tiki: Of course, we will always be there for you
Me: How the actual hell did you get out
Marth:注意を払っていません。
Me: that's normal though right
Marth: はい
Tiki: not wrong.
Marth*tells story*
Me: Oh so you tied all the tenticles together, and tore it apart.
Marth: 大丈夫ですか
Me: yeah why
Marth:あなたは今日の雌犬をされていません。
Me: LISSA, DO YOUR DARE,(mutters) * I'm not a bitch dammit*
Lissa: aww, I want a cat
Chrom: You take care of a cat
Lissa: I can do it you know
Chrom: Okay sure, like how good you are with Owains diapers
Emmeryn: please...don't...fight
Lissa & Chrom: Fine
Morgan: Okay *silently mutters*
Robin, Tharja, and Henry become inflated
Henry: "wow I can feel even more of my blood running around"
Robin: Nice, but how do we get down
Tharja: Yes,yes nice work daughter, now I'm even closer to Robin
Robin: Okay two things. One how do we get down. Two, Tharja .MARRIED
Morgan: Oh um, Laurent, Lucina help me out please
Robin: Gods dammit
Me: Okay so I am going to have them do this but I have to ask, REALLY MOTHERFUCKER, YOU REALLY THINK THAT LU- I FUCKING KILLED A GOD AND SURVIVED THE GODDAMN APACOLYPSE-CINA AND META- SO OP MY ASS WAS BANNED FROM SMASH MATCHES IN BRAWL-KNIGHT CAN JUST HAVE A FREINDLY SWORD FIGHT. A FRIENDLY SWORD FIGHT. Welp come on, I don't have all day.
Lucina: And she's back
Meta Knight: I don't go easy
Lucina: *smiles* I like them rough
Meta Knight: *pulls out sword*
Lucina: *unleashes Falchion
Meta Knight: *uses tornado*
Lucina: *blown away*
Narrator: Meta Knight wins
Me: Goddammit Lucina *pulls out pouch*
Anna: Pay up please
Me: yeah, yeah, um Gerome a little help please
Gerome: here *gives Anna gold* *turns to me* you are in trouble
Me: thanks, sorry
Gerome: come on Minverva
Chrom: A-are you sure
Me: Gods yes
Chrom: *sighs* fine
Cordelia: Um h-hello mi-mi-milord
Chrom: hey Cordelia, no one's perfect except you
Me: *facepalm, deskpalm, purposely electricutes self*
Chrom: You're beauty is like Diarehea, just endless
Cordelia: Oh Chrom
Inigo: WHAT EVEN I'M BETTER THAN THAT
Chrom: If you were a booger I'd pick you
Owain: Uncle Chrom...even I'm ahshamed at this point
Chrom: If I was a pegesi rider, I'd fly right into you
Virion: Old friend..you embaress me
Chrom: You know I thought about being a theif once
Gauis: oh Naga have mercy, i will bake you a fine cake, just please…
Chrom: but after ten minutes of looking at your beauty I decided not to steal your purse
Gauis: wh-wh-wha-
Chrom: Are your parents theifs beacuse they stole the stars and put them in your eyes
*Listning right outside the shepards door
Soeli: heh heh heh Hey Mitama
Mitama: Let me rest in peace/ I have no intrest in you/ give a damn not me
Soeli: That's harsh
Mitama: Trust me it is not/ I have better things to do/ Now sleep waits for me
Sumia: *kicks Chrom in Falchion* Why did you do that, with Cordelia no less *runs away*
Me: huh, this would be the one time she doesn't trip
Sumia: wahhhh *slips*
Me: *facepalm*
Robin: Hey it's not my fault *points at SAL* this one decided not to watch any video's on it
Me: OH SHUT THE HELL UP, *mutters* youtube didn't have to much
Robin: sighs, well there's only one way to do this, Morgan….you know what, this is your debut.
Morgan: Really father
Robin: *sighs* yeah
Morgan: *turns to shepards* alright, this is cleche but neccisary, this is a foe unlike any we have ever seen before, however thanks to the one clip I did find on youtube, and some help from volume 37 of fairy tail, we must combine our magic into one.
Lon'qu: what about those of us without magic
Morgan: Almost all of you get some kind of magic growth no matter what, so join hands
Lon'qu: But..
Morgan: Panne, yarne, hold Lon'qu's hand.
Robin: *sniffs* beautiful
Morgan: Save the tears for later dad we got work to do
Morgan: Shepards, Now
Through the power of freindship and a lazy ass author, Acnologia was defeted.
Morgan: *huff* we *huff* did it *huff*
Me: GEROME!
Gerome: *huff* H-hey *huff*
Me: Are you okay
Gerome: *huff* do *huff* no-not *huff* worry
Me: *kisses him* *slaps him* Idiot
Inigo: Oh all the girls go for the masked one's
Me: This is just a bad case of fate.
Gerome: Good night people, and don't worry, the one dare we skiped over
ALL: WE PROMISE THAT WEITHER IT BE OUR AWAKENING OR FATE, OR EVEN A SACRED STONE WE WILL DO IT
Me: Also not sure if I told you already but..
Meriel: This work of fiction that is owned by someone too poor to buy a new d.s to keep playing the game after her old one split in half, is now on the site known as wattpad, for all of you to download on or read on the go, slip past your teacher to read in class, or any reason really, and is also up to date with this story, though normally, tweleve seconds to three hours after this one due to the author getting temporary amnesia and…
Me: Goddammit Meriel, look just wanted to be sure I told all of you since I advertised it in a few months ago.
Inigo: Have a beautiful day, my gorgeus flowers
Owain: And remember, should the darkness become to much, you can always return to the Tales of Odin dark