Me: What up people
Chrom: oh for the love of
Lucina: What do want witch
Me: I've put this one off long enough
Stahl: what are you
Robin: 'eyes widning' Oh gods have mercy
Me: It's time for DEATH BATTLE, opps I mean A BATTLE ROYALE
Libra: 'frantically prays'
Me: Aw
Perri: Do we get to join
Me: sorry, but I think this was requested before you were involved, sorry, NOW
Chrom: what are the rules
Me: You kill each other, that's it
Lucina: You would practically wage war against friends, family and comrades for your own amusement.
Me: yup
Lucina: You sicken me
Inigo: I'm not losing anyone again, I refuse to do it
Morgan: same here
Maribelle: I concur
Robin: I refuse as well
Me: well damn
Gerome: Are you really going to
Me: New Idea, rather than killing each other, we make it a new training simulator, so when you kill, you just strike out
Fredrick: that would be… acceptable
Me: really awesome, so get ready in three...two….one...KILL BITCHES
Lissa: Oh I'll strike out Chrom first, heheh he could have at least tried my pies.
Lucina: Aunt Lissa..I'm so sorry
Lissa: Oh no you don't
Lissa sets off fire from a tome she found ( look it's a magic universe it's as easy as finding ammo or a gun in an fps) at the same time Lucina begins to run at her, sword foreward. Lissa runs, right into a tree.
Lissa: heheh
Gauis: boo *bashes Lissa on head with sword
Announcer: Lissa OUT
Lissa: Aw man *teleportaed back to hide out*
Lucina: Nice work Gauis
Gauis: yup nice
Virion: One for the bards *shoots out both Gauis, and Lucina*
Announcer: Gauis, and Lucina OUT
Virion: Am I not a thing of beauty
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Meriel: Intresting, the beach, of all the places our quote on quote host could have sent us, this is the place
Lon'qu: woman
Meriel: I presume you are here too…* get's slashed*
Lon'qu: Quit talking
Announcer: Meriel out
Tharja: hold still
Lon'qu: OH SHIT *starts running*
Henry: Hello, hey lon, right on Qu
Lon'qu: Just kill me
Henry and Tharja both cast spells at the same time, allwoing Lon'qu to jump out of the way,
Announcer: Henry and Tharja OUT
Robin: *slow clap* walks towards Lon'qu
Lon'qu: OH DOUBLE SHIT
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Owain: the valiant Owain must succed it would do my parents wrong
Olivia: *looking around*
Owain: I am sorry Olivia, but it must be…
Olivia: *starts dancing*
Owain: this magnificince, this.. NO I must not become tempted
Olivia: Maribelle NOW
Maribelle: *hit's Owain with Thoron*
Donnel: NOOOOOOO *blocks hit*
Announcer: DONNEL OUT, damn I just lost 80 bucks
Owain: FATHER, AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Olivia: NOW BRADY
Brady: *uses rescue*
Owain: Why you little
Annoucner: OWAIN IS THE FIRST ORPHAN ON THE FIELD, WHOSE NEXT
Owain:'growling' I..don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will hurt you
Noire: muahahahahah *shoots Owain
Announcer: Owain OUT
Anna: Oh wow, no tuourists in sight
Say'ri: aye, seems the host cleared an island
Anna: Hey if you buy something you can knock me out
Say'ri: No it would not be fair
Anna: awww
Emmeryn: I am sorry
Say'ri & Anna: Lady Emmryn
Emmeryn: I'm… ready
Walhart: Well done Milady
Emmryn: No...problem
Lon'qu: *running, slahes, Walhart, Anna and Emmeryn* RUN
Say'ri: *hit by one of Robin's spells*
Robin: YOU KILL MY WIFE, I KILL YOU
Noire: *ready's bow and arrows* ready aim shoot,
Robin: *get's hit* Noire? I'm so proud of you
Announcer: Say'ri, Walhart,Anna, Emmeryn OUT
Chrom: WHAT, WHO STRCUK EMMERYN
Robin: Lon'qu
Announcer: Robin OUT, I told you it's a good idea to wait sometimes
Lon'qu: NOOOOOOO NAGA HELP ME
Libra: you walked into *get's slashed*
!
Fredrick: hmm seems no one is left.
Sully: Damn, ri….
Fredrick: I..I…
Sully:...Oh damn
Fredrick: *ready's lance* for old times sake
Sully: yeah and so I wouldn't have to get vengince
Fredrick: *smirks* We'll see about that
A fire ball drops out of the sky
Sully: What the hell
Fredrick: what in Naga's name
Nowi, Tiki and Nah were flying up attacking everyone
Nowi: wooohooooo
Nah: uh please stop mother
Nowi: Yeah, run bitches
Nah: mom,
Nowi: yes dear
Nah: burn these fools
Tiki: hahaha, that's done dear
Fredrick, Sully, and Kjelle are hit
Announcer: Fredrick, Sully and Kjelle OUT
Aversa: haha, look at those fools
Laurents: *hiding* *prepares a spell*
Aversa: come out love, I don't bite
Laurent: I would except, you are preparing a spell yourself
Aversa: smart cookie, unfortunetly it won't get you anywhere, so just surrender.
Laurent: I'm afraid I can't do that
Aversa: very well then *shoots at Laurent*
Kellem: Noooooooooooooo *get's hit*
Laurent: Kellem, why did you protect me
Kellem: I didn't, I was walking across, I called to you to wait
Aversa: *facepalm* you're both imbiciles *shoots Laurent as well*
Announcer: LAURENT AND KELLEM OUT
Gregor: *looks around* Hmm, Gregor sees no one, cept Wyvern,
Chereche: *taps Gregor on back*
Gregor: hmm
Chereche: *swings ax at him*
Announcer: GREGOR OUT
Chereche: good girl Minerva,
MInerva: RRRRAAAWWWWWWW *swings tail, hard at Cherece*
Announcer: CHERECHE OUT
Chereche: how is this possible
Gerome: just because that's my girlfriend, I still have to fight. Goodbye mother
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Inigo: hey so um should we do this
Cynthia: I-I don't know, I mean this is so wrong but, a hero never gives up, but, but
Inigo: I understand, I don't want to do this either
Cynthia: Maybe we can get away without hurting anyone
Inigo: what, but we'd have have to kill each other
Cynthia: I figured you'd say that
Inigo: w-w-wait Cynthia
Cynthia: please don't be too upset
Inigo: what are you
Cynthia: grabs Inigo's sword
Inigo: no no no, Cynthia don't
Cynthia: NOW
Sumia: *flys above them, Morgan casts a spell hitting Cynthia and Inigo*
Inigo: Cynthia what
Cynthia: sorry, I needed you out, but *grabs his hand* I would feel terrible about betraying you
Inigo: Oh Cynthia
Announcer: CYNTHIA AND INIGO OUT
Sumia: Oh-Oh, WHOA *crashes pegisi into tree
Announcer: Sumia and Morgan, OUT. How the hell did that happen
Virion: I hope dear Sumia will for-
Lon'qu: *runs* thanks
Virion: what did I
Chrom: VIRION!
Virion: Shit *runs*
Yarne: Oh man oh man oh man
Panne: will you be quiet
Yarne: What if they spot and kill us
Panne: If I were in human mode right now I would facepalm. Look just be on the lookout.
Yarne: But, we could die if we don't leave
Panne: For Naga's sake, we just get teleported someplace if we get hit
Yarne: But still
Panne: OH SHUT UP *back kicks Yarne*
Announcer: Yarne OUT
Panne: Finally some peace and *hit with an arrow*
Announcer: Panne OUT
Noire: Hahahahaha Taste my fury
Cordelia: *throws javilin*
Noire: *turns around* hahaha, fool *shoots, and hits Cordelia's pegisi*
Announcer: Cordelia OUT
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Across the island
Severa: WHAT, I stayed in longer than mother YES
Lon'qu: I-I lo-lost h-him *sees celebrating Severa
Lon'qu: *drives sword through Severa*
Announcer: SEVERA OUT, also some Nohrians want a word
Chrom: Oh Hello Lon'qu
Lon'qu: What happened to Virion
Chrom: Oh he's done
Lon'qu: GOODBYE *sprints*
Chrom: hahahahaha *reveals to be Aversa*
Aversa: Oh this is far more fun than killing him
Chrom: I will not fail
Aversa: Wha
Chrom: drives Falchion through Aversa
Announcer: Aversa OUT
Announcer: Recap time of who is still here.
Out of the game
Lissa
Lucina
Gauis
Miriel
Henry
Tharja
Owain
Donnel
Say'ri
Anna
Walhart
Emmeryn
Virion
Panne
Gregor
Sumia
Morgan
Aversa
Cynthia
Inigo
Robin
Cordelia
Chereche
Fredrick
Sully
Kjelle
Kellem
Laurent
Libra
Severa
The living
Lon'qu ( By some miracule)
Chrom ( rage fuels his fire)
Gangreal (He'll be there soon)
Nowi ( god this Loli is terryfying)
Nah ( Fed up with her moms shit)
Tiki ( Badass granny)
Olivia ( silence of the dancers)
Brady ( Traitor )
Yen'fey ( Coming soon, Itachi the reboot)
Gerome ( I will not make a batman joke, I will not make a batman joke)
Vaike ( No joke, I wish he was my teacher )
Flavia ( reminds me of my mom )
Bassilio ( I will not make a Samuel. joke, I will not make a Samuel. joke)
Stahl ( Oh I just decided to stall on putting some of them in)
Ricken ( In all honesty sorry for the bad jokes)
Priam ( Oh um, I got nothing)
Maribelle ( Curly fry hair)
Priam: hmmm
Yen'fey: *draws blade*
Priam: hmm *smirks and grabs sword*
Yen'fey: Are you ready
Priam: Yes
Yen'fey: Let us begin then
The two go blow for blow until, Yen'fey wins
Priam: Ni-nice round *falls*
Announcer: Priam OUT
Yen'fey: *falls over dead*
Announcer: Yen'fey OUT
Ricken: Yes, I did it
Lon'qu: *runs into Ricken* AHA *slashes Ricken as Chrom catches up to him*
Chrom: Oh gods Ricken
Ricken: Chrom?
Chrom: Hey Ricken, I need you to do something, get vengence for yourself and my sister and hit Lon'qu
Ricken: *smirks* gladly *aims and hits Lon'qu with Thoren*
Announcer: Lon'qu and Ricken OUT
Bassilio: I never took you for one to do such a thing Exalt
Chrom: Ah Khan Bassilio
Bassilio: Hmph, save it for the fight, DRAW YOUR WEAPON, time to see how skilled you are
Chrom: Okay *draws Falchion* Wait, WHAT THE HELL
Tiki: mwahahahaha
Nowi: HELLO
Nah: Look up suckas
Bassilio: *looks up* HEEELLLL NO *get's hit with fire ball*
Nowi: Hello Chrom *shoots him*
Announcer: Bassilio and Chrom OUT. Wow that was anti-climatic
Brady: Alright ready
Maribelle: shhh, yeah on the count of three. 1.2.
Olivia: does a backflip and ends both Brady and Maribelle
Olivia: Y-You kn-Kn-ow I can h-hear you right
Announcer: Maribelle and Brady OUT
Nowi: Hello Olivia
Olivia: Hello Nowi
Nowi: Hey can you dance for me
Olivia: Nowi, we're in the middle of a compatition
Nowi: C'mon please, I'm not even in dragon mode, and I have absolutely nothing in my clothes
Olivia: Oh well, alright, a short one *begins dancing*
Tiki: *blasts Olivia, hitting Nowi as well*
Nowi: What we were on the same team
Tiki: Sorry, but I have no intrest in dying
Nowi: B-b-but
Announcer: Nowi and Olivia OUT, god is it just me or are these bastards getting crazier
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Gangriel: hahahaha, this is my type of dare, oh my christmas gift was givin early
Nah: Only by like I don't know an hour before christmas day
Gangriel: Eh still
Nah: Okay
Gangriel: Shouldn't we be focused on killing each other right now
Nah: I'm bored
Gangriel: Oh, the blue stick in the mud took all weapons away from me
Nah: hmm
Gangriel: So can I ask some questions
Nah: ask away
Gangriel: One, will we have a winter break feast
Nah: Probobly
Gangriel: Two, am I invited
Nah: Considering you're with Em and it's SAL who arranges these probobly
Gangriel: really great and three, would Chrom kill me if I asked Em to marry me
Nah: Probobly
Gangriel: Okay, figured.
Nah: If it makes you feel any better, you're not such a bad guy
Gangriel: thanks, and you're not such a...a….
Nah: *sighs* Oh man * turns into dragon and blasts Gangriel* sorry but I really didn't need to hear that end
Announcer: Gangriel out
Tiki: good work Nah *gets ready to blast Nah*
Nah: *Gets ready to blast Tiki*
Gerome: Hey Minerva, do you really think we can get by those two. Alright. *fly's through and pays the price
Announcer: GEROME OUT, told you
Nah: *In shock*
Tiki: *blasts Nah* sorry, but I had too. Oh well
Flavia: hmph, I guess it was smart to wait a bit *throws ax at Tiki*
Stahl: Man, oh huh I guess I...what's going on
Tiki: *get's ready to blast Flavia* hmph it's going to take a bit more than that to get me out
Flavia: *runs*
Vaike: Alright it's Vaike time *runs out and throws ax*
Tiki: *get's another fire ball intended for Vaike
Stahl: OH man I'm starving….what are they doing
The blasts ended up getting both Vaike and Tiki out, and both axes were enough to hit out Tiki.
Announcer: VAIKE,TIKI, AND FLAVIA OUT.
Me: THE WINNER IS STAHL, wait what the hell
Stahl: What did I win
Me: Oh um, I didn't count on Lon'qu or anyone to get out anyone Emmeryn so um. *shrugs* Oh what the fuck, I'm late anyway. Here take Em's gift
Stahl: WHAT NO,
Chrom: Wait, what's today
Me: The twenty fourth of december 11:22 Pm (at the time of typing this)
Stahl: Oh um, hey Emmeryn take this gift
Chrom: OH my god c'mon we'll have a double no triple feast
Fredrick: Yum, this is is delicous
Lissa: Right
Libra: Glad you liked it
Emmeryn: Y-yes it- is good
Chrom: *smiles*
Stahl and Gauis: *deverouring the rest of the food.
Me: I've got nothing to say this time except for thanks to everyone for sticking around for our second christmas here, and to a great 2017.
Lucina: Hey who was the Announcer if it wasn't you
Itsuki: Oh hello, that was me
Touma: and me too, for parts
Chrom: who are these people
Itsuki: CHROM?
Chrom: Well yes that is my name
Me: For anyone who doesn't get it, these two are from tokyo mirage sessions
Kira: Let's eat and explain
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Elise: Happy holidays
Dwyer: Or happy week off to sleep
Jacob: You would make one hell of a butler
Xander:Well anyway
EVERYONE FROM TMS, SHEPARDS, AND FATES,
THANK YOU SO MUCH
Me: Sorry, I started writing this at school before holloween, and then I just wrote some of this today. Also wow nine, almost ten pages in google docs. This is a new record.