(Several Caucasian men, some wearing business suits and some dressed casually are seen pointing their guns at the camera, the leader smoking a cigar.)
Italian Mafia: The Italian-American criminal society who control organized crime from the mean streets of New York to Los Angeles.
(Italian mobsters are seen driving up to a shop frequented by rival Irish gangsters, the Italians pull out their MP5s and light the place up while taking down their enemies.)
vs.
(Five more Caucasian men, this time wearing biker attire point guns of their own at the camera, the leader wearing a biker helmet and skull rag, a skull wearing a helmet and sporting wings on the back of their vests.)
Hells Angels: The infamous one-percenter motorcycle club who leave a trail of booze, death and destruction wherever they go.
(Members of the Hells Angels are seen engaging in an all out brawl with members of the Pagan's MC in the streets of Philadelphia. One angel takes a hammer and bashes the face in of one Pagan.)
WHO IS DEADLIEST?
To find out, we've assembled a team of world class fighters to test history's most lethal weapons. Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when two warriors go head to head.
No rules. No safety. No mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is...THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!
Here in our elite fight club we have gathered a panel of doctors, military historians, scientists, and weapons specialists to test out the lethal arsenals wielded by each of our combatants to determine who would win a fight between two well known North American criminal enterprises.
Italian Mafia
Circa: 2000
Height: 5'11''
Weight: 175 lbs.
Force size: 3,000
Activities: Racketeering, Counterfeiting
Hells Angels
Circa: 2002
Height 6'
Weight: 180 lbs.
Force size: 2,500
Activities: Extortion, Arms Trafficking
''Welcome back to another installment of the Spin-off of the main fic everyone!'' DAM exclaimed happily. ''We've come back from our hiatus and now we're ready to bring more exciting fights for you loyal fans. Today we're starting off with a battle between two criminal enterprises from the United States who have never met in a war and it's the Italian mafia against the infamous Hells Angels Motorcycle Club.''
''These two are very powerful entities within the criminal underworld in America and they've had contact with each other before but not in an actual fight for control of organized crime. I really cannot decide on a winner for this since this is one of the toughest matches we've ever had on DW so I'll let the simulator decide the winner.'' Zivon said unsure of the outcome.
''Hm, yeah I can agree with you on that one Zivon, these two are absolute brawlers and there's no doubt they both won't stop until the other is totally dead on the ground. Hells Angels and the Italians just love to have fist fights, they were practically born for the art.'' Demigod said.
''Evenly matched opponents, both love to fight when it comes down to it, both will not tolerate anything that interferes with their businesses, this is gonna be exciting. Will the winner be the good old mafia everyone knows? Or what law enforcement calls the HAMC, the mafia on wheels?'' Rice Man concluded.
The mafia used a highly sophisticated arsenal that combines military grade and improvised weapons to control their enterprises.
Melee: Aluminum Baseball Bat
Short Range: Beretta M9A1
Mid-Range: Heckler & Koch MP5A3
Long Range: ArmaLite AR-15
Explosive: Car Bomb
In turn the merciless bikers used an arsenal designed to slaughter their enemies.
Melee: Ball-Peen Hammer
Short Range: Colt Python
Mid-Range: Uzi
Long Range: AK-47
Explosive: M67 Grenade
The team will now go about reviewing the performances of each warriors' arsenal to determine their edges. Let's see what they say.
''So we're gonna start off with the melee weapons and this will pit the bat against the hammer. We've seen similar comparisons like this before and first I want to see what you guys think.'' DAM started.
''I go with the baseball bat, why? Longer reach, you can swing the base around as if you're swinging a rifle and it has a larger area in which to do damage.'' Zivon explained.
''Yeah, the hammer can only kill with the head and that is a small point compared to how much area the bat has over it, plus it's made of aluminum this time meaning it will be more efficient than the wooden one.'' Demigod said.
''If they say baseball bat then I'll say the same too, the mafia are experts in street fighting and the bat was made for something of that nature if not used in sports. My edge goes to the bat.'' Rice Man concluded.
In melee weapons, the edge goes to the Italian mafia for the Aluminum Baseball Bat.
''What bout their sidearms?'' DAM asked.
''Easy, the Beretta, more rounds, less recoil for better follow up shots, is there more that needs to be said?'' Zivon quipped.
Demigod and Rice Man nodded in agreement with Zivon and DAM only rolled his eyes at how half-assed the edge was to the Canadian doctor.
''Alright, well I guess you've made your point, no way I can provide a counter argument there.'' Admitted DAM.
In short range weapons, the edge goes to the Italian mafia for the Beretta M9A1
''And for the mid-ranged weapons gents?''
''Please refer to Los Zetas vs. Medellin Cartel for the edge.'' Rice Man said.
''What the fuck man, I know what you'll say but let's discuss anyway because I like to discuss!" DAM shouted, visibly annoyed.
''Hey, most weapon pair ups we get already happened and needs no explanation.'' Demigod quipped earning a nod from Zivon.
DAM rolled his eyes at how his fellow panelists were acting.
''So what if these weapons have been paired up before? I like to discuss regardless you peasants.''
In mid-range weapons, the edge is even.
''What about the long range weapons?'' DAM asked and before the others could even answer he held his hands up in mock surrender. ''Sal good, I already know what you're gonna say but please remind the readers why.''
''The AR-15 and the AK-47 have distinct advantages over the other, one is known for great accuracy and the other is known as the more reliable weapon BUT, the AR can be just as reliable as the AK and the AK can be just as accurate as the AR. I was in the army so I know this fact for a matter of fact, anyone willing to argue against me please feel free to argue.'' Rice Man explained.
In long range weapons, the edge is even.
''Lastly, what do you gents have to say about the explosives?'' DAM asked.
''Car bomb versus the M67? I would say the grenade for being easier to carry and conceal.'' Rice Man said.
''It's mobility versus destruction and I would choose mobility any day.'' Demigod added.
''Agreed, you can also carry more of it relatively easy and a controlled explosion is what I would prefer.'' Zivon concluded.
In explosive weapons, the edge goes to the Hells Angels for the M67 grenade.
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''Now we're gonna quickly review the edges here, melee was in favor of the Italian mafia, short went to the Italian mafia, mid and long range were both even and explosives fell in favor of the Hells Angels.'' DAM explained before turning the final evaluation over to Metal Harbinger.
''And lastly I will review the x-factors for both.'' Metal began.
''For training this went to the Hells Angels because they have lots of veterans in their ranks. Italians have a 63 and the HAMC has a 79. Brutality is up next and HAMC takes it again with a 90 to the Cosa Nostra's 82. Dominance is up next and this was even, in the United States the Italian mafia is the most powerful organized crime group while HAMC is the most powerful outlaw motorcycle club so both get a 90. For logistics this was even again as they have the money to buy even military grade weapons and have access to the black market, 85 each. For discipline this one fell into the Italians' favor because made men are all taught to conduct themselves in an orderly and professional manner whereas the HAMC tend to be more reckless with each other and their enemies, 87 to 75. Last is killer instinct and this was in favor of the HAMC since they are more willing to kill women and even a police officer while the mafia avoid this to draw attention to themselves. 91 to an 80 respectively.'' Metal explained.
Our panel has now completed the evaluation of both warriors and Metal will now simulate one-thousand battles to the death to decide who is the deadliest warrior. The battle will pit 4 Italian mafia soldiers led by 1 Caporegime against 5 Full-patch members of the Hells Angels.
Who will remain standing?
''Let's see who wins this battle between the most dominant crime groups in the US.'' Metal said hitting the button.
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Another typical day in Las Vegas and we are taken to a Casino called ''Venetian'' located on the Vegas strip. Inside the bustling gambling area we go to a room in the that was for staff only and we are given sight of five members of the local mafia family in what appears to be a meeting of sorts. Some dressed in their usual business attire while some were wearing casual clothes, the leader of the group wearing a vest over a dress shirt and black pants.
Italian Mafia: 5
''So the Hells Angels are trying to make grounds in the strip Donnie, what do you think we should do?'' One of the mafia soldiers asked.
''We have to stand our ground and see what these bikers do, this is traditionally our territory so there's no way we're gonna give in to these assholes.'' Donnie, the Caporegime replied. ''Just last week they sent a note saying they want to spread their influence in the Las Vegas metro area but there's no way they're gonna get permission. This is a mafia dominated city and no bikers are gonna get to share turf with us.''
As the wiseguys were talking in the busy parking lot five men riding Harleys rode up to the establishment, they dawn the signature vest of the HAMC with the infamous death head logo on the back. Luckily, they had duffle bags on them so placing their weapons in them without anyone noticing it in the casino would make it easy for them to complete their mission tonight, and that was to waste members of the Las Vegas crime family.
These men were full-patch members of the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club's Reno chapter and they have decided to expand into the Vegas area but resistance from the local mafia family has delayed them and now they were going to act with force.
Hells Angels: 5
''Damn wiseguys don't want to be diplomatic about it and share turf with the HAMC, well we'll see if they like it when we use deadly force.'' The lead Angel sneered.
The five Angels casually made their way toward the entrance of the casino's gambling floor and having reserved a room in the casino's hotel sector before in casual clothes they were all able to pass through and enter without any problems. Making their way to the floor they look around the crowd to see if they can spot any mobster to start killing.
''Hey, what about that staff only room over there?'' Said the lead Angel.
Miraculously, at the same time one of the mobsters from the meeting mentioned before walks out and the HAMC knew they had hit the jackpot.
''Look! A wiseguy.'' An Angel said.
One of the Angels reaches into his vest and brings out the Uzi he had strapped and begins opening fire in the direction of the Italian. Several civilians were hit in the process before the bullets were able to riddle the body of the Italian mobster, his body convulsing with each round before he dropped dead on the carpet floor. The other Angels unzipping their bags and grabbing their guns.
Italian Mafia: 4 - Hells Angels: 5
Hearing the loudness of the gunshots and the screaming crowd, the other mobsters got up and reached for their own weapons suspecting trouble.
''What the fuck was that huh?!'' One of the soldiers shouted.
The Caporegime spots the Hells Angels across the room as the crowd thins out and the bikers opened fire once more but thankfully the other mobsters were able to jump behind some slot machines in time to avoid dying like their comrade.
''Ah fuck, those Angels are here!" A soldier shouted.
''Shoot back at these fuckers!" Shouted the Caporegime.
The mobsters all fired back at the Angels prompting them to duck behind cover too, using some tipped over poker tables but one Angel was so focused on shooting the Italians he took several bullets to the head, the back of it being blown clean through leaving a gaping hole in it from an AR-15.
Italian Mafia: 4 - Hells Angels: 4
''Goddammit they got Micah!" An Angel yelled.
''Make em pay!" The lead Angel screamed.
He grabs his M67 grenade from that was stuffed in the duffel bag and pulls the pin on it. Tossing it over the poker table he was behind the grenade goes sailing toward the slot machines and rolls toward one of the mobsters.
He never noticed the grenade gently making it's way toward him until the boom, being the last thing he heard killed him and sent his body flying away.
Italian Mafia: 3 - Hells Angels: 4
''Motherfucker! We're not gonna just stand here and take this, everyone split off and get outta here!" Shouted the Caporegime.
The mobsters crouch walk out of cover as the Capo covers them with his AR-15 and when he sees his men make their way to other parts of the casino he continues firing his weapon. His gun clicking empty he ducks behind a machine to reload and hearing the shooting cease an Angel peaks his head out and goes to sneak his way toward the Italian.
''Kill that fucker Sean!" Another Angel said.
Hearing the footsteps the Capo pulls out his Beretta holster and spots the Angel from the gaps in between the machines and aims through them. He fires his pistol and guns the Angel down with several rounds to the chest.
Italian Mafia: 3 - Hells Angels: 3
With the biker down, the Capo rushes to join his men and the Angels caught a glimpse of him briefly before he disappeared down the hallway. The lead Angel only growls in anger as he leads his men to chase after the Italians and they follow in hot pursuit.
''There's no way we're letting these pussy spaghetti eaters get away.'' an Angel spat.
However, the moment they made their way into the hallway the Angel was gunned down when one of the mobsters who was waiting with an MP5 opened fire and riddled the biker with lead.
Italian Mafia: 3 - Hells Angels: 2
The sight of another of his men falling greatly angered the lead Angel and grabbing his Python he dashes toward the mobster and tackles him to the ground and the two wrestle.
''You get the others! I'll take care of this wiseguy!"
The remaining Angel nodded, knowing his man can handle the mobster and ran off to find the remaining mobsters.
The Angel and the soldier struggle for control of the situation as the biker tries to aim his Python at the mobster's face, the mobster tried his best to prevent the inevitable from happening but fails and the biker manages to point the revolver at his forehead and fires off one round.
Italian Mafia: 2 - Hells Angels: 2
With the Italian's brains splattered on the carpet floor, the Angel gets up and spits on the corpse and grabs an AK from one of his fallen men and makes his way to join his last partner in pursuit of the wiseguys.
Elsewhere in the now vacant casino, the other Angel has been tailing the mafia Capo and was eventually led into the boiler room which was dimmed down. That alone was a sign that one of the Italians had been through here and the Angel now had his Uzi aimed and ready to take down the wiseguy.
He slowly makes his way through the boiler room and when he came up to a boiler the mafia Capo thrusts the bat out from cover hitting the biker in the gut. The blow knocked the air out of him and he gasped as he tried to fire off his Uzi but he was too late as the Capo was already beating him down with the baseball bat.
He swings at an arm causing the Angel to drop his gun before swinging the opposite end at the biker's face sending him to the ground and he concludes the beating by smashing the head several times before he popped his enemy's head.
Italian Mafia: 2 - Hells Angels: 1
''Fuck with the mafia you die motherfucker.'' The Capo spat as he tossed the bat aside.
In another part of the casino the last remaining Angel searched the hotel section of the with his AK in hand, he notices all the door being left open and searches each and every one of them before hearing a noise in the one at the end of the hall. He aims his AK at the door of the room where the sound came from and fires off several rounds through the door.
All is quiet until the last mafia soldier fires back through the doors causing the Angel to hit the dirt quick with an 'oof'. By instinct he fires his AK from a prone position and manages to hit the soldier through the door way, a cry of pain being his cue. He gets up and rushes toward the room and kicks the door open to find the mafia soldier on the ground clutching his bleeding gut in pain.
''Looks like I win this one you spaghetti eating fuck. See ya.'' Said the Angel before firing two shots into the mafia soldier's chest ending him.
Italian Mafia: 1 - Hells Angels: 1
With the job done, the Angel then decides to look around the casino for any signs of the Capo who he had a hunch that he was still alive. However, realizing that the law will be at the establishment soon he decided to head out to where they parked their Harleys and get the hell out of there. After a few minutes he finally arrives at the parking lot he and his guys came through but once he opened the door that led to it he was greeted by the mafia Capo who was standing in the middle of the lot smoking a cigar.
''Took you long enough.'' The Capo said, bat in hand. ''You wanna put that AK down and fight me like a man huh?''
The Angel only scoffed at the challenge and placed the AK on the ground.
''Think you can take on the HAMC motherfucker? I'm a natural born fist fighter so let's see what you got wiseguy.''
Drawing his ball-peen hammer he had hidden in his vest the two men now made their way toward each other and both swung at the same time. The bat intercepts the blow from the hammer and the larger melee weapon nearly knocked the hammer out of the biker's hand.
This created an opening for the mobster and he follows up with a thrust but the Angel jumps sideways and brings the hammer down onto the Italian's shoulder making the man grunt in pain. The force of which the biker swung managed to put the Italian on his knees and he takes the chance to swing again and strikes the Capo on his back making him shout in pain.
Fighting through the pain, the Capo ducks another swing from the biker and thrusts the bat into the Angel's groin making double over. Now with his own opportunity the Italian swings the bat hoping to hit the biker in the head but the biker recovers in time from his pain and grabs the bat and wrestles it away from the mobster.
Successfully taking the bat away he proceeds to wrestle the mobster to the asphalt and proceeds to beat the ever living daylights out of him with harsh punches to the face. The sound of fists meeting flesh echoes for several minutes before the Italian was rendered motionless and laid still. The Angel continues to hit the mobster before delivering one final punch as hard as he could and breaks the mobsters nose.
Getting up, he looks at the still body of the now bloodied up mobster and spits on it.
''Aw, not so tough now are ya wiseguy huh?'' He said between pants.
He then walks over to his own Harley and takes his key, he turns it to start the engine and once he revved the Harley the bike exploded in a massive fireball completely incinerating his body. The explosion was enough to cause the other bikes to blow up as well.
Italian Mafia: 1 - Hells Angels: 0
Soon the fires cleared and what remained of the bikes continued to burn and eventually the mafia Capo stirs.
''Ugh, damn that shit hurt.'' He groaned as he got up.
He looks at the wreckage and saw the flames of what remained of the Harleys and realized that the last Angel was killed thanks to him planning ahead of time. He smirks to himself before casually walking away from the area as the sounds of police sirens were heard in the distance.
''Bada Bing Bada Boom.'' He thought with a smile.
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Winner: Italian Mafia
Italian Mafia: 541
Aluminum Baseball Bat: 1
Beretta M9A1: 20
Heckler & Koch MP5A3: 187
ArmaLite AR-15: 195
Car Bomb: 138
Hells Angels: 459
Ball-Peen Hammer: 1
Colt Python .357: 15
Uzi: 187
AK-47: 165
M67 Grenade: 91
X-Factors
Training: 63/Training: 79
Brutality: 82/Brutality: 90
Dominance: 90/Dominance: 90
Logistics: 85/Logistics: 85
Discipline: 87/Discipline: 75
Killer Instinct: 80/Killer Instinct: 91
After a power struggle between two criminal empires, the Italian Mafia would emerge victorious over the Hells Angels with a 54.1% to the HAMC's 45.9%. It was thanks to their more disciplined nature and the sheer power of the baseball bat combined with the car bomb's destructive capabilities that pushed them to victory.
''Damn, it was a really good fight honestly but this time the mafia pulled it off. While there may be instances where the HAMC might come out as the winner, the mafia was just one step ahead of the motorcycle club and proved they were deadlier.'' DAM commented.
''I had a hunch the mafia was gonna win, the HAMC put up a good fight but just didn't put in enough effort to beat the mafia.'' Zivon seconded.
''Mafia groups tend to always win against the mafias on wheels, however, don't underestimate the HAMC or they'll just kill you.'' Demigod said.
''The HAMC is no doubt a powerful force in organized crime, however, they just didn't have what it takes to win over the most powerful organized crime group in the USA, it goes to show why they are kings of the underworld and there are reasons for it. Congrats to the Cosa Nostra.'' Rice Man concluded.
(The scene switches to the Hells Angels clubhouse in Reno, Nevada. It was a typical night for the chapter as they were hanging out and playing pool with one another but they did not notice four Ford Crown Victorias driving up to the building. From the car emerged 16 soldiers from the Las Vegas crime family, all armed with MP5A3s and they casually walked up to the front of the clubhouse and saw the various Angels in the building. Without saying a word they raised their guns and fired through the front door, the walls and windows in a storm of lead, the sounds of gunfire echoed throughout the area and finally the guns clicked empty. The job now done, the mafia soldiers casually walk back to their Fords before driving off into the night. Inside the clubhouse every single member of the HAMC's Reno chapter laid dead, blood literally flooding the floor within the building, a Hells Angels massacre.)