"America, why don't you eat your national animal?" Australia asked during one of the meetings.
"Dude, I am not eating my epic national animal. That's just sick." America said with a disgusted look.
"But why not?" Australia asked with a bewildered look. "My national animal is the kangaroo, and kangaroos are bloody delicious. I would imagine you could make some really good wings with the wings of an eagle."
"NO!" America said with a look of horror. "Eagles are my favorite animal. They're so cute, and majestic. I would never eat one. Never!"
"I eat swans." Denmark said from the other side of the room. "I can make you a swan meat burger if you want."
"You monster!" England said with a shocked gasp.
"We eat brown bears all the time at my place." Finland said with a shrug. "They kind of taste like beef."
"I make meatballs from the meat of elk." Sweden said.
"I like to eat bulls." Spain said with a dreamy look. "Bull tail soup is to die for."
"We eat polar bears." Greenland said happily. America heard a small gasp from Canada, who quickly ran away from Greenland. No one else noticed.
"Guys, that's just sick." America said shaking his head in disappointment. "I would think that you would ban people from eating your national emblem."
"I'm going to hunt down an eagle and eat it!" Australia said eagerly as he ran out the door.
"DON'T YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON MY EAGLES, YOU STUPID REDNECK!" America roared as he ran after him.
A/N: Americans do not like it when people hurt eagles.You know, seeing as they were on the endangered list. We also find it a bit odd that anyone would eat their national emblem.