"Hey America, do you want to play a round of hockey with me after the meeting?" Canada asked America sweetly, as he put his hand on the man's shoulder.
"Mattie, um, no can do! Lots of paperwork to catch up on, places to go, people to see." America said with a nervous chuckle as he backed away from Canada. "But I heard that Germany and Prussia wanted to learn how to play so maybe you can ask them?" And with that, America ran out of the room with a look of terror on his face.
"How about you Russia?" Canada said with a gentle smile as he turned to the larger nation. "Nyet, I also have paperwork to do." Russia said hurriedly as he ran out the door.
The other countries were a bit surprised at the reaction America gave. Usually he loved to play sports. And as for Russia, they couldn't understand why he would act so nervous around such a sweet nation. But Germany and Prussia were more than happy to join Canada in the ice rink after the meeting.
"This is going to be awesome!" Prussia cackled as he put on his helmet. "The awesome me can't lose!"
"Yes, yes." Germany sighed as he finished putting on his safety gear. "But why do you think America and Russia refused to play with Canada?"
"Who cares?" Prussia said with a shrug. "Let's go play. I don't want to keep Canada waiting for too long."
With that, the two nations walked out of the locker room and onto the ice. At first, they didn't see Canada, but then they felt a chill down their spines. They looked behind them, and saw Canada, with the same evil aura that Russia usually gave off.
"Welcome to my ring, motherfuckers." Canada said with an evil glint in his eyes. "You will be shown no mercy here."
"Brother, I'm scared." Prussia said as the color left his face.
"Ja, so am I." Germany said with a nervous look towards Canada.
For the next few hours, Germany and Prussia pretty much fought for their lives against the unmerciful Canada. Meanwhile, America and Russia called one another.
"Dude, were you able to escape Canada's invitation for playing hockey?" America asked nervously.
"Da, but only because Germany and Prussia agreed." Russia said with a shudder.
"Those poor fools." America said sadly. "What kind of flowers should we send them at the hospital?"
A/N: The Americans have a stereotype that the Canadians are monsters while playing hockey.