France had invited America over to Paris to look at one of his art museums. Of course, America had agreed at once, but when he had actually seen what kind of art museum he was visiting, he had started to get second thoughts.
"Oh my god. Why me?" America wailed in embarrassment as he hid his face behind a pamphlet.
"Alfred, don't be such a child." England sighed as he tried to get the now red faced American out from behind his paper shield. "They are only statues. There is nothing to be ashamed about."
"But they're…naked." America said fearfully.
"It is art, my silly boy." France said as he snatched the pamphlet out of America's hands rolling his eyes. "Besides, it's nothing you don't see in the mirror."
"Gross." America said as he covered his eyes with his hands.
"Alfred, why are you so uncomfortable about nudity?" France asked putting his hands on his hips in frustration. "I take you've seen plenty of naked people before."
"Just what are you implying?" America asked raising an unamused eyebrow at the French man.
"Dieu aide cet enfant. England, did you never give this boy the talk?" France asked with a sigh as he turned on England.
"Uh, well…" England said nervously as he shifted from foot to foot. "He grew up so fast, and he sort of left before I could sit him down, so I never had the time."
"Dude, no." America said turning pale. "No. No way. Nuh-uh. I already know all about that…stuff." America said turning ten shades of red.
"Sex. The word you are looking for is sex." France said shaking his head in pity.
"I'm leaving." America said as he turned towards the exit. "I'll leave you two perverted geezers to your sightseeing."
"Not so fast." England said with a smirk as he grabbed America's wrist. "I think you and I need to have a chat. I've put this off for too long."
"Never!" America cried as he struggled to get free from the English man. "Trust me, I'm happier not knowing!"
"You see, when a woman and a man love each other very much…" France began as he ushered the boy down the art gallery.
"NOOOO!" America shrieked.
A/N: Poor America. Americans are very uncomfortable with nudity. Like, really, uncomfortable. I find myself rather uncomfortable even talking about it. Surprisingly, (or maybe not), most of the European countries don't even care about it. But it really is funny to talk to Americans about it and watch their faces turn red with embarrassment.