"I can't take it anymore!" America wailed from the kitchen. Canada rolled his eyes, use to his brother's drama queen reactions.
"What's wrong now?" Canada asked as he walked into the kitchen. He was rather amused at the site of his brother glaring at the coffee flavors he had picked up from the market earlier that day.
"How could you buy pumpkin spice coffee?" America whined as he scowled at his brother. "You know I can't stand this stuff."
"It was on sale." Canada shrugged. He grabbed the coffee container from his brother and started to make a cup for himself. "If you don't like don't drink it."
"But it's like this every October." America grumbled as he sat down at the kitchen table. "Pumpkin spice this, pumpkin spice that. I hate it."
"Well, it's only until December." Canada said as he poured himself some coffee.
Just then, Americas phone started to play the song, I'm Awesome. "Hello?" America said.
"AMERICA, YOUR PUMPKIN SPICE CRAZE IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL!" Gilbert shouted, causing America to yank the phone from his ear.
"Dude, there is no need to blow out my eardrums." America said as he held the phone away from him.
"DID YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND AT THE STORE JUST NOW? PUMPKIN. SPICE. PEEPS. IT'S INSANE!"
"Please tell me this is a joke." America said as his eye twitched.
"IT'S NOT! THEY ALSO HAVE PUMPKIN SPICE COOKIES, CAKES, LOLLYPOPS, HARD CANDIES, AND EVEN I EVEN SAW A PUMPKIN SPICE PUMPKIN!"
"How can there even be such a thing as a pumpkin spice pumpkin?" America said as he covered his face in shame.
"I DON'T KNOW! BUT IT'S FOR SALE! I'M GOING TO BUY SOME! DO YOU WANT SOME?
"Goodbye, Gilbert." America said as he hung up the phone.
"Al, how did you let it get this bad?" Canada chuckled as he sipped his drink.
"Why are my people so weird?" America sighed.
A/N: I'm not kidding about pumpkin spice peeps. I found them at the store about a week ago. Every year during October and November, America goes through the dreaded pumpkin spice phase. Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING is pumpkin spice.