During one of the world meetings, America was actually trying to pay attention. (Mostly because he was bored out of his mind.) Canada was bored to death as well, but instead of paying attention he was playing on his phone.
"Hey Al, can I ask you a question?" Canada asked.
"Hmm?" America replied, not really interested.
"Is it true that with five words I can get you to sing like an idiot?" Canada asked with a smirk. America threw his brother a confused look.
"What are you talking about?" America asked with a small frown.
Canada smiled, and started to hum a familiar tune. America suddenly looked annoyed. "Dude, no. Come on, you now that it's almost law to sing that once you say the name. I'm actually trying to listen today."
"Bill-" Canada said, a smile forming on his face.
"Don't you dare." America said, but smiling none the less.
"-Nye the science guy." Canada finished, watching his brother losing to temptation.
"BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!" America shouted, a goofy grin on his face.
"What the hell?" Germany said, giving America a very confused look.
"BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!" America sang, waving his arms.
"Who the bloody hell is he talking about?" England asked, looking quite alarmed.
"SCIENCE RULES!"
"That it does." Russia said.
"BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!"
"He's lost it." Japan said, sadly shaking his head.
"INERTIA IS A PROPERTY OF MATTER!"
"It seems that America has been able to retain some sort of knowledge in his lifetime. How surprising." France joked.
"BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!"
"Is that some sort of evil summoning?" China asked, looking amused.
"BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!"
"Ok, we get it." Germany said, rubbing his head.
"BILL! BILL! BILL!"
"I guess we have to wait for him to finish." England said, shrugging.
"T-MINUS 7 SECONDS!"
"Seven seconds to what?" Russia asked, suddenly looking worried.
"Bloody hell, I swear if he has some sort of surprise set up I'm going to kill him."
"BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!" America chanted again, jumping out of his chair, dancing like crazy.
"TWO MORE SECONDS!" Japan said, looking worried.
"BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!" America finished, making a heroic pose.
"Huh, I guess it was just part of the song." Italy said, laughing at the annoyed faces of his friends.
"I still never got my answer. Who is Bill Nye?" England asked.
"I thought I already told you. He's the science guy." America said.
Everyone did a face palm.
A/N: BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! Americans LOVE Him. No joke. Next time you see an American just start singing this song and watch the reaction they give you.
