America, Prussia, and Denmark were hanging out at America's house. Prussia and Denmark had come over because they were bored, so they were just goofing off. However, Prussia had found something interesting.
"Hey America, I was looking at one of your bookshelves-" Prussia started, but Denmark cut him off.
"You read? My god, it's a miracle!" Demark cried dramatically.
"Shut up, broom head." Prussia replied, smirking. "But as I was saying, I found something interesting." As Prussia said this, he held up a book titled, "Slang of the 20th Century."
"I thought I threw that out!" America cried. America ran over to Prussia and tried to snatch the book out of his hands, but Prussia easily dodged him.
"Let's see what it says." Prussia cackled as he opened the book to a random page.
"Give it back!" America wailed as he chased Prussia around the room.
"Holy Moley, Nifty, and oh my, Put Out! I didn't know you came up with that term." Prussia said. America tried to grab Prussia, but tripped over the carpet and fell on his face.
"This is too funny!" Denmark wheezed, out of breath from laughing. "Let me see it!"
"I hate you both." America grumbled from the floor as the other two nations looked through the book.
"Groovy, Boogie, Hardcore, Right On, Slut, and Awesome." Denmark read. "Hey, I didn't know America made your catch phrase Prussia."
"I should sue you for copyright." America smirked as he got up.
"As If." Prussia snorted. He grabbed the book and started to read the book again. "Home-boy, Hood, Rad, Stoked, Hella, and Yolo."
"Oh please, Yolo isn't in there." America snapped as he finally snatched the book away from Prussia. "That came out a few years ago."
"I think those are hilarious!" Denmark said, grinning widely.
"Yeah, well a lot of those phrases came from the younger generations during those times." America huffed.
"I remember you using some phrases during the 1920's. Man, you were a time bomb back then. I didn't know if you were going to throw a party or go gangster on us." Denmark said, looking to be lost in thought.
"Yeah, you were a lot more fun back then." Prussia sighed.
"Listen fellas, if you don't cut out the funny stuff, I'm going to get my heater and bump ya off. Ya hear?" America said, looking rather menacing.
"Aw shit, we woke up his gangster side!" Denmark said, looking panicked.
"Let's get out of here!" Prussia cried. And with that, the two nations ran for their lives. America watched them pull out of the driveway, and then started laughing like crazy.
"Idiots, I was just kidding around with them." America chuckled as he looked at the book in his hands.
A/N: Ah yes, American slang. It can be crazy, stupid, or be used even today. Although American slang is always changing, it has become one of the traits of America. And yes, I love gangster slang.