America hummed as he rummaged through his kitchen cupboards. Today was one of his rare days off, and he was planning to spend the day to himself. He had decided he was going to do nothing productive, and just eat popcorn and watch t.v. all day. (He was going to watch movies all day, but his dvd player had broken.) After finding the popcorn, he threw it in the microwave and wandered into this living room. Hero, (Americas cat), was napping on the couch.
"Hero, move over." America said trying to push the cat out of his seat. Hero slowly opened one sleepy eye, looked up at his owner, and closed it again.
Sighing, America picked up hero and placed him on the other side of the couch. America growled in annoyance, but didn't argue.
"Alright, time to see what's on today." America said to himself. He turned on the t.v, and nearly got thrown across the room from a car ad.
"BUY NOW! FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY YOU TWO CAN OWN A BRAND NEW CAR FOR THE LOW PRICE OF-" the t.v. blasted.
"Shit, why are car ads so loud?" America grumbled as he quickly lowered the volume. After he lowered the volume, he started to flip through the channels.
"In further news, Donald Trump-" "Fuck politics." America said.
"Do you really want Hilary Clinton-" "Noooo."
"Make America great again!" "Fuck you man, I'm already amazing."
"Mexican food so good, Donald Trump wants to build a wall around it!" "Ok, that was funny."
"Up next, where are they now? This time, we are looking to see where honey boo boo," "No, no, no, hell no."
"Tonight, on Americas funniest home videos-" "Finally, something that doesn't have politics, weird crap, or loud ads." America said with a sigh.
Suddenly, he noticed the smell of popcorn. "Yay, my popcorn is done!" America said and walked into the kitchen. We he returned, Hero was sitting in his spot again, purring loudly.
A/N: Yes, they have already been going on for a while now but the political ads are here. You literally can't watch anything without being punched in the face with a political ad. Uh, I can't wait for this to end.