Quick Note from the Author: Hey, so as you saw in the last chapter I'm back. But for the next two weeks I wanted to try something different. I'm not going to base my settings in a meeting room, but at the Olympics and places related to the Olympics! (Because we all know that's all anyone is talking about.) Now, you may think, "But Nicetwin123, wouldn't all of the chapters start to get a bit repetitive?", and my answer would be no. I'm not going to base all my chapters on the sports, but on other things as well. But I've talked enough. Continue on for the chapter.

Before the start of the Olympics, Brazil had invited all of the participating nations to come over and watch their teams in the Olympics. While the South American countries had little trouble getting to Brazil, (Seriously, only TWO countries in South America DON'T border Brazil), the other countries had to fly to Brazil. America and Canada had decided to fly over together, but as it turned out, they had a bit of trouble before they even got on the plane.

"Why did you pick out Delta Airlines as the airline we had to travel by?" Canada asked with annoyed look as he looked at the flight board above him. Next to their plane number the dreaded word "Delayed" flashed on the screen.

"Dude, Brazil sent me the tickets so don't blame me." America huffed as he tapped his foot impatiently. America was slouching in his chair, scowling at everything.

"But this airline is crap. Everyone knows that." Canada said as he played with his polar bear Kumajirou, who was sitting on his lap.

"Yeah, I know." America replied with irritated sigh, still scowling. "You probably should have left Kumajirou back at your place you know."

"Huh, why would I do that? I'm going to be in Brazil for the next two weeks and I'm not leaving Kumeiue behind." Canada asked in confusion.

"Yeah, well I leave Tony at the house and he gets along just fine." America replied with a shrug.

"You also can't take him out of your house because if the government ever finds out you have an alien in your house they'd give you hell." Canada said with a snort. "Plus, Kumeiuja is a bear, not an alien."

"Well, you're going to have trouble getting a talking bear on the plane without causing a few eyebrows to rise, and they might lose him in the luggage." America said in a matter of fact tone.

"What? How would they lose my bear?" Canada asked.

"Well, for the last five times I've flown on this airline they always lose my underwear and sock bag." America growled as he glared at the nearby luggage conveyer.

"Wait, you mean to tell me that Delta Airlines has lost your underwear FIVE times?" Canada asked with a snort of laughter.

"Yeah, nothing else, just my underwear." America said as he glanced back at the flight board. "I call it the curse of the Delta Airlines. Have you ever had to buy underwear in another nation's country 'cas let me tell you there is nothing worse than a "hon, hon, honing Frenchman standing behind you while you buy fricking underwear! Not to mention the time I had to go to Russia's place for a meeting. God, that was the worst day of my life. I had to ask Russia where I could buy underwear and I think I scared him for life. I swear if it happens again I'm going to destroy one of these planes with my bear hands."

Canada burst out into laughter, almost dropping Kumajirou. For a full minute, Canada was doubled over with laughter, and shook so much that his bear started to whine. Finally, he stopped, but had tears running down his face from laughing so hard. "Bro, that sucks. But I don't think your boss would be happy with you if he had to pay for a plane you destroyed.

"Well, I may do it before we leave if we have to wait any longer." America said. "Oh look, the board is updating." They looked up, and for a second their flight disappeared from the screen. Then the flight number showed up with the word "Canceled."

"SON OF A BIT-"

"Language!" Canada interrupted.

Ah yes, Delta Airlines. How we hate you, but you also have provided so many jokes. But for real is Delta Airlines really that bad? As a person who has never flown on a plane in my entire life I had to write this chapter off the reviews I saw on the internet. (Of course, I made up the underwear thing but my dad has always lost a piece of luggage when he travels with them. Although he did lose his underwear once and that was awkward because he was with his boss. But I digress.) Tell me in the comments what flying with Delta is really like because I'm actually really interested.