After America and Canada had gotten to the hotel, they went their own ways. Canada wanted to sleep off his jet lag, and feed his bear. America had decided to walk around the Olympic stadiums and watch the events going around. Suddenly, he saw Russia and China sitting in front of the entrance to the gymnastic building looking rather sullen. They had not seen him, so he was able to get closer to them to listen to their conversation.

"It is not fair, comrade." Russia muttered looking rather annoyed.

"I agree, it is not fair." China sniffed as he munched on a dumpling.

"Are you sure those American women are human?" Russia asked, glancing over at the building behind him.

"Don't be a sore loser, Russia." China said with a sigh as he finished his dumpling. "American women are very good, and they had the best woman gymnast on their team. It's no wonder that they won the gold."

"That's not all, did you see just how many people from America came to the Olympics'?" Russia asked as he pulled out a bottle of vodka out of his coat.

"Russia, how on earth were you able to sneak that in here?" China asked as he stared at the bottle in Russia's hand.

"I have my ways my friend." Russia replied with a shrug. "Do you wish to have a drink as well?" Russia asked offering to share the bottle.

"No, thank you." China replied with an amused look. "And as to how many people came from America, yes I did see. I believe that there were about five hundred and fifty five American athletes this time."

"Just like America to show off." Russia said with a chuckle. "Do you think he is compositing for something?"

As China snorted in laughter, America was half tempted to kick both of them up the butt, but decided that that he had a better idea. While they were laughing, he snuck up behind them until he was right next to their ears, and then screamed as loud as he could: "HEY GUY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

Of course, this plan went as well as you would think it would. China let out a shriek and pulled out his skillet out of nowhere and slapped America across the face. At the same time Russia had turned around in surprise and smashed the bottle of Vodka over Americas head. America crumpled to the ground unconscious. (Although he had a hilariously goofy face.)

"Oh shit." Russia said as he looked at America on the ground.

"This won't look good will it?" China asked as he checked on America.

"No, it will not. I mean, just look at all this wasted Vodka." Russia said sadly as he frowned at the broken bottle in his hand.

"That's not what I'm talking about you moron!" China said as he rolled his eyes.

"Well, I'm sure he's fine." Russia said as he threw out the bottle. "After all, he has a hard head."

"That's true." China said with a nod. Suddenly, they heard a groan and they looked down to see America stirring wake.

"Ah, America, how are you feeling comrade?" Russia asked with a smile.

"I hate you both." America groaned as gave them the finger.

A/N: Well, I have no idea what this chapter turned into, but that's ok. J But, what we all know is America won the Gold in women's team gymnastics. USA! USA! And the Americans have the most athletes this Olympics. But really, I have no idea why I turned this chapter into being mean to America I just felt random and as such this chapter turned random. So sorry if this chapter does not seem to be like the rest.