After talking to Greece, America continued upstairs. Just before he opened the door to his hotel room, he saw England and France walking towards him.
"Oh, hello America." England said. "I see you've been busy."
"Yeah, I just went down for a swim by the beach. You should go too, England. Maybe you'll develop a tan!" America said with a grin.
"I don't need my skin to be cooked by the sun, thanks." England said with a huff.
"Ah, but America has a point!" France said with a wink. "The California tan is quite sexy, non?"
"Well, I happen to like pale skin, thank you very much!" England snapped.
"Anyways, do you guys want to get together for lunch?" America asked. "Canada and I planned on trying out on of the restaurants. You can join us if you want."
"That is a wonderful idea!" France said with a smile.
"I don't see why not." England said.
"Cool, but I need to use the restroom first. I'm all salty from the ocean so I need to get washed up." America said with a laugh.
"Restroom? Don't you mean loo?" England asked with an annoyed look.
"Yeah, same difference." America said.
"Non, it should be called a bathroom." France said. "Why do you call it the restroom? Do you sit around and talk to people? Non. Do you relax in there after a long day? Non. It makes no sense."
"Dude, it just is a polite way to say bathroom when you're talking to people around you." America said with a sigh.
"But why?" England asked.
"Look, kids in my country are taught to say restroom and not bathroom because they are taught that the word bathroom is too vulgar for some reason. I don't know why!" America said. I swear, I can't do anything today without getting weird looks. Bring red solo cups to the beach, and I get stared at. Give Canada a thumbs up, and I get looked at like a weirdo. Call the bathroom the restroom, I have an argument with a grumpy Englishman and his French sidekick. Look, I'm just going to take a shower. I'll meet you in the lobby in an hour. Bye." And with that, America walked into his hotel room and locked the door.
"I am not your sidekick!" France said with a huff.
"I agree with that." England said.
A/N: Some Americans call the bathroom the restroom. For me, I was taught by my teachers that saying bathroom was impolite and I should call it restroom instead. (Thinking back on it, that's really weird. What's wrong with saying bathroom?) So yeah, if you ever get confused about why an American calls the bathroom the restroom that's my reason. And now it is 4:30 in the morning. I'm on a roll.