A/N: Coronavirus can kiss my ass. That is all. Thank you.

"So, this is bad." America said with a grim look.

"Yep." Canada said, popping the P.

"Like, this is the end of the world kind of bad."

"Yep."

"What am we going to do?" Alfred asked, looking over at his brother worriedly. "I mean, we've been to three places already, and they said they can't do anything about it! They said it's happing everywhere! Not only that, it's going to take time to fix the problem!"

"Al, I know that this is a problem, but we do have solutions." Canada said, trying to give his brother a comforting look. "There are alternatives-"

"Don't give me that alternative Bull Crap!" Alfred snapped. "You know as well as I do that I'm not doing any of that shit you mentioned! I live in a fucking civilized country and I'm not stooping to that!"

"Al, you know that desperate times call for desperate measures. Come on, it wouldn't be the first time you've done it!" Canada scoffed.

"Yeah, but that was because I had no other choice!" America said angrily.

"It's not looking like you have a choice now." Canada huffed, gesturing behind him at the empty shelves. "Come on, I know that this is bad, but it's not like you can't carry on for a few days without it!"

"Oh my god Mattie, do you even hear yourself!?" America said in disgust. "I'm not a freaking animal! I'm not doing that."

"What else are you going to do?" Canada asked, crossing his arms and giving his brother an unimpressed look. "Al, just use the God damn paper towels."

"No! They're not meant to be used as toilet paper!" Alfred said with a growl, gesturing at the empty shelves around them. They were in a grocery store, and were standing in an empty isle that used to be filled with toilet paper. Not even one package remained, and all that remained were a few rolls of paper towels. "They'll clog up the drains!"

"Well, you could always put them in a bag and throw them out."

"If you ever suggest that again I'll never talk to you again." Alfred said in disgust.

"Hey, I don't see you coming up with any ideas." Canada said with a glare.

"This is ridicules. Why the hell can't I get god damn toilet paper in my own damn country?! I mean, come on!" Alfred said, throwing his hands up in frustration.

"It's not only you. My people are going nuts too." Canada grumbled, turning around and making his way towards the exit. America followed him, grumbling darkly. "I swear to god, this disease is making people dumber."

"Tell me about it! I mean, this is a respiratory issue! It's a fucking super flu, not fucking diarrhea! What the hell is toilet paper going to do?! Do they think throwing TP at the problem is going to make it go away? Does everyone suddenly think that shitting the disease away is going to work?!" America asked angrily.

"Maybe they want it just in case they get quarantined?" Canada suggested.

"Oh yeah, like anyone one can use a hundred rolls of toilet paper in two weeks! Who the hell shits that much?"

"I heard that some people think that there was a shortage because China isn't shipping any toilet paper over due to the disease." Canada said, and America gave his brother a disbelieving stare.

"What the hell made them think that? Dude, I have no less than 150 factories around my place that makes the stuff! I don't import fucking toilet paper from China! When the hell did people start thinking that? Oh my fucking god, why are people so stupid?!" America asked, running a hand down his face.

"Don't ask me." Canada grumbled as they walked out of the store. "People are fucking weird man."

A/N: Stop buying all the fucking toilet paper and hand sanitizer! (ʘдʘ╬) By god people, we aren't animals! For those who don't know what's going on, American's are buying toilet paper like the world is ending. I can't find toilet paper anywhere. Not only that, hand sanitizer is also becoming hard to find. Hey, did it ever occur to you that if you keep all the sanitizer to yourself, that other people are going to have dirty hands? No! And if I sound mad, I am. I NEED TOILET PAPER DAMN IT! STOP BUYING IT AND LET ME POOP IN PEACE!

Btw, Hamilton will return soon.