Mario's Pizzeria
Day 2
Mario was ready for his second day. He was quite devastated about yesterday.
"Well, at least I made a lot of cash, I guess," Mario walked to the counter and opened the cash register.
*TRIP!*
Mario tripped over his shoelace.
The 7000 coin that Toad gave him fell down. It fell and didn't make a single sound.
"You've got to be kidding me!" Mario facepalmed. The large coin that was wroth seven thousand coins from Toad was fake.
Mario threw the fake coin aside. He stood at the counter, and just facepalmed for a while.
Yoshi walked in. "Yo, Mario!"
"Hi!" Mario said. "Want a pizza?"
"Sure!" Yoshi said. He handed Mario 75 Coins.
"Want a drink?" Mario said as he was about to enter the kitchen.
"No thanks, yo," Yoshi replied.
A FEW MINUTES LATER...
Mario handed Yoshi the pizza box with the pizza in.
"Thanks, yo!" Yoshi left.
Mario had 625 coins.
Bowser walked in again.
"NO." Mario ran to Bowser.
"I just want a pizza!" Bowser said. "I didn't eat anything in days! Please!
"NOOOO!" Mario yelled in his ears. He grabbed the Fire Flower.
"Okay, I am leaving!" Bowser ran to the door "Chill!"
Mario threw fireballs, even though Bower was walking out of the store.
"OWWWWWW!" Bowser cried and ran off. He was extremely hungry.
Just then, a french toad with a mustache walked in the pizzeria.
"Hello!" Mario greeted him.
"I am zhe food critic." The toad said.
"WHAT," Mario asked. "FOOD CRITIC?"
"Yes," The Food Critic toad said. "I would like to know how good zhis establish-a-ment is."
Mario was sweating. "Okay...what will you like?"
"ONE PIZZA...with extra cheese." The Food Critic said.
"Coming...up.." Mario ran into the kitchen.
"Zhis betta be good." The food critic scratched his mustache.
A FEW MINUTES LATER...
"H-H-H-Here you go!" Mario said. He handed the pizza to him in a pizza box.
The food critic opened the box and smelled the pizza.
"MMMMM!" He said.
Mario watched him.
"Do you mind?" The Food Critic wasn't pleased with Mario watching him.
He left the dining area and went to the kitchen, to organize his working area.
"YES," The food critic said. He grabbed green food coloring and poured the entire container onto the pizza to make it look bad. He then grabbed fart spray and sprayed it on the pizza, so Mario would think it had gone bad because of the smell. Finally, he grabbed a slice, ripped the bottom of it off, and threw it away, to look like he had bitten and ate some of it already.
The food critic pretended to choke. Mario ran in the dining area.
"ACK!" Mario covered his nose. "What's that smell?"
The Food Critic pointed to the pizza, indicating that it was coming from the pizza.
"It had gone BAD!" Mario ran there.
The Food Critic stopped choking.
"ZHIS IS A UNBELIEVABLE!" He yelled at Mario.
"Okay, WHAT happened?" Mario asked.
"Zhis pizza is bad, it's-a green and it-a smells-a-a-a DISGUSTING!" The food critic said.
"What?" Mario was confused. "My pizza NEVER gets bad!"
"I don't care!" The critic stamped his feet. "I am going to-a shut-a down this-a establish-a-ment!
"What?!" Mario's heart began to beat extremely fast.
"By next week, this establish-a-ment is GONE!" The Food Critic burst out.
Mario grabbed a slice of the pizza. "Let's see how bad this is," Mario stared at it for a couple of seconds and he gulped. "Nevermind." He threw it outside.
Bowser was still outside of the store.
"Mario threw out a pizza! That pizza looks AND smells bad! Well, it's better than nothing."
Bowser picked it up, and was about to bite it, but then-
Mario came. "OH NO, YOU DON'T!"
"I am not even in your restaurant!" Bowser shrugged his shoulders.
Mario grabbed the Fire Flower.
"I just want to eat a MOLDY BAD pizza!" Bowser cried. "Leave me alone!"
"I DON'T CARE!" Mario shouted. "YOU WON'T EAT ANYTHING, EVEN IF IT'S A MILLION YEARS OLD!" He grabbed a fire flower and threw fireballs.
"OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!" Bowser ran away and tears ran down his eye.
"Good," Mario said.
The same Goomba from yesterday came. "Hey, Mario, I still have 4500 coins, and you can have it if you give me ONE pizza."
Mario didn't listen to the Goomba and just stepped on him. He now had 5125 coins.
Luigi entered the shop. "Ugh, What's that smell?"
"A bad pizza that BOWSER was just about to eat," Mario explained.
Luigi glanced outside. Bowser was running around on fire. He stopped, dropped, and rolled on the ground.
"LOL, Anyway, I want a large drink," Luigi said.
"Sorry, but you have to buy a pizza first," Mario said. "It's the rules."
"Fine." Luigi gave Mario 75 coins.
Mario was happy. He gave Luigi the pizza and the drink. He left. Mario had 5200 coins.
A toad wearing a ski mask walked in the pizzeria.
"Hey!" Mario called at him.
The toad wearing the Ski mask had a gun and fired at Mario.
*BAM!*
Luckily, Mario was hiding under the counter. The Toad aimed at Mario again and pulled the trigger, but it didn't work; the gun was jammed.
"I got you now!" Mario threw a fireball at the toad. The toad's ski mask got burnt off.
"YES!" Mario tried to get a good look at the toad. However, the toad covered his face and ran away.
"NO!" Mario yelled. Mario didn't see his face.
Mario ran outside. "Stop thief!" Mario yelled. "Huh?"
A coach bus drove by.
"Ooh, Tourists!"
The tourists came out of the bus.
"Whew!" One of them exclaimed. "Where can I get something to eat?"
"I fell like getting some pizza," Another one said. The tourist looked at Mario's pizza shop.
Mario pretended like he didn't see them. Mario turned around and whistled.
"Ay, boy with mustache!" The tourist yelled.
"Huh?" Mario said.
"How about you give us some pizza?" He asked.
5 MINUTES LATER...
It was a total of 20 hungry tourists. Mario panted in the kitchen as he made the pizza.
"And make it have mushrooms!" One tourist yelled as he sat down.
"Whew!" Mario wiped sweat off of his face. It was very hot in the pizzeria. Mario daydreamed about getting an air conditioner for the pizzeria.
"HEY!" A tourist was in the kitchen.
"Huh?" Mario woke up.
"Where is my pizza!" He yelled.
"Sorry! And please leave the kitchen, you shouldn't be here!"
The tourist sat down and Mario grabbed two pizzas and put them in a box. "Here!" Mario placed the two pizza boxes on random tables.
The tourist looked in the box. "I WANTED PEPPERONI!"
"Sorry!"
"And I wanted pickles on mine, and there isn't any!" Another tourist yelled.
"Sorry!"
"Oh forget it!" A tourist yelled. "Just forget it!"
"Yeah, come on boys, let's go,"
"Let's eat on the bus."
The tourists left and went on the bus.
"Wait!" Mario yelled. "You didn't pay!"
*THROW!* *BONK!*
A tourist threw a Gold Mushroom out the window.
"50 COINS?!" Mario yelled. "This isn't enough! Oh well."
LATER...
Mario closed up the shop. He had 5250 coins.
"I wonder how much for an air conditioner..." through Mario.
LATER...
Mario went to Coconut Mall to see if there was an air conditioner.
"When it's nice and cool, I can work faster!" Mario said.
Mario saw an air conditioner. He gasped.
"SUPER Breeze Electric Air Conditioner!" Mario read the name of the AC. "Makes the room 60% cooler! Best deal around guaranteed."
Mario loved the AC. "And the price is...10000 COINS?!" Mario yelled. "Dang it!"
Mario went home. "It's going to take days to get that much!" Mario cried.
"Hey, Luigi."
"Sup," Luigi said. "How much you got?"
"Not that much," Mario said. "I want to work faster because a bunch of angry tourists came and got a lot of pizza for only 50 coins."
"Dang," Luigi said.
"So I thought about buying an AC, and it's too much!" Mario said.
"Sorry, bro," Luigi said. "I feel like this pizzeria thing isn't really working out for you."
Mario frowned.
"I just wish I can help you..."
Mario smiled.