Mario's Pizzeria

Day 4

Mario was ready for his Fourth Day, disappointed. Luigi drove him crazy yesterday, allowing Wario and Waluigi to order pizzas. Also, Mario was mad that Wario and Waluigi LIED about the "Pizza Contest". And because of Luigi, They got 50 PIZZAS FOR FREE!

"SUCKERS!" Wario burped.

"Man, I'm full!" Waluigi patted his stomach.

"You look weird!" Wario teased him.

"HOW?"

"You're tall and FAT at the same time!" Wario teased him. "HA HA HA HA!"

"GRRR." Waluigi farted.

*TOOT!*

"AAAAAA!" The fart went in Wario's MOUTH.

"That's revenge." Waluigi waved the fart to Wario.

MEANWHILE...

"UGH!" Mario was still angry.

"Hey, Mario..." Luigi came to him.

"WHAT?!" Mario SCREAMED.

"Nothing," Luigi was going to ask if he was alright.

Princess Peach and Princess Daisy Walked in.

"Hello..." Luigi greeted.

"Whoa!" Peach was surprised to see Luigi running the counter. "You work here?" Peach asked.

"Yeah," replied Luigi.

"You look tired," Daisy told Luigi.

"I know!" Luigi yelled. "I'm just worried about Mario!"

"Why?" asked Daisy.

"Yeah, what happened to him?" Peach asked.

As Luigi explained what happened to Mario, Bowser peeked in the pizzeria.

"Princess Peach and Princess Daisy are in the pizzeria!" Bowser watched.

"Who are you talking to?" Bowser Jr. asked behind him.

"GAH!" Bowser jumped. "Son, I told you to stay in the castle!"

"Sorry Dad, I just wanted to see what was going to happen!" Bowser Jr. explained.

"Wait, I have an idea!" Bowser pointed his finger in the air. "I can use YOU to get us a pizza!"

"What do you mean?" Bowser Jr. asked.

"You're just a little boy!" Bowser yelled.

"Dad, I'm 10!" Bowser Jr. yelled.

"But Mario thinks you are four!" Bowser told him.

"DAD!" Bowser Jr. blushed. "Everyone is hearing!"

"Whatever!" Bowser yelled. "Since you are just a hungry little boy, they will have to give you a pizza!"

"Fine." Bowser Jr. said. "But I have to get sixty percent of the pizza then!" Bowser Jr. said as he walked in the pizzeria.

"Sixty percent?" Bowser scratched his head and grabbed a calculator.

"Dang." Peach said after hearing the whole story. "Poor Mario."

"So, Wario and Waluigi got 50 PIZZAS for free!" Daisy yelled. "FATTIES!"

*BANG!*

The door flew open. Bowser Jr. had walked in.

"BOWSER JR.!" Peach got scared and ran to the back of the store.

"Baby," Daisy rolled her eyes and chuckled.

"Uh, hello?" Bowser Jr. made a cute face. "May I get a pwizza, PWLEASE! I am just a wungry wittle boy!"

"Mario, Pizza for Bowser Jr." Luigi called.

Mario FLEW out of the kitchen, as fast as a bullet bill. "BOWSER SENT YOU TO GET A PIZZA!" Mario grabbed one of the several Fire Flowers on the kitchen counter.

"Please!" Bowser Jr. yelled, and got on his knees.

"GET OUT!" Mario tossed Fireballs.

*BANG!**BANG!**BANG!**BANG!**BANG!*

"DADDY!" Bowser Jr. ran out with his ass on fire.

"HA HA HA!" Daisy laughed.

"Good." Mario walked back into the kitchen.

"AAAAAAAAAA!" Bowser was angry with the numerous attempts to get a pizza. "I'm calling the Mushroom Kingdom Restaurant Bureau! They'll know what to do!" Bowser ran away with his son.

"Can I get two pizzas for lunch?" Daisy asked.

"Sure," Luigi said.

LATER...

Daisy got a pizza and paid 200 coins. Luigi looked in the jar and it read: 8200.

"OH YEAH!" Luigi jumped in the air. Daisy and Peach left.

Toad walked in, and he was MAD.

"MARIO!" Toad screamed.

"For the love of God, what?!" Mario yelled. "IF YOU WANT A PIZZA JUST ASK!"

"I'm here because you gave Wario and Waluigi fifty pizzas for free." Toad screamed.

"No, you got it all wrong!" Luigi told him. "They stole it!"

"LIES!" Toad yelled. "It isn't fair! You give them pizza for free, you give us all the pizzas for free!"

"They flipping stole it!" shouted Mario.

Toad JUMPED over the counter and went into the kitchen.

"GET OUT!" Mario grabbed him.

Toad grabbed pepper from the counter and threw all of it on Mario's face.

"AAAAAA!" Mario yelled. Mario went to the sink to wash his face.

"HA HA!" Toad grabbed 10 pizzas that Mario made that were on the counter.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Mario screamed.

Luigi tripped Toad.

"OOF!" Toad fell.

Luigi picked up Toad by his head.

"Alright let me make this clear," Luigi began to speak. "You are officially ban-"

Toad dumped SALT in Luigi's face.

"AAAAAA!" Luigi ran in the kitchen. "MY EYES!"

"STOP THIEF!" Mario screamed.

Toad ran out with 10 PIZZAS.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Mario yelled. But, as Toad ran on the street, something came out of his pocket.

"Huh?" Mario looked at what fell out of his pocket.

"What's that?" Luigi just came after he washed his face off.

Mario picked up the item. "A SKI MASK!" Mario yelled. "Toad is that CRIMINAL that came last time! He had a gun!"

"Jesus!" Luigi exclaimed. "What did he steal!"

"He almost stole my coins."

Green Koopa Troopa and Red Koopa ParaTroopa Walked in.

"Pizza please!" Green Koopa asked.

"You got money?" Luigi asked.

"Heavens, no!" Red Koopa ParaTroopa yelled. "Don't you give pizzas for free?"

"NO!" Luigi yelled in their face.

"Then how did Toad, Wario, and Waluigi get pizzas for free?" Green Koopa asked.

"Look I-"

Red Koopa ParaTroopa was gone.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Luigi heard Mario screaming.

A few seconds later, Red Koopa ParaTroopa flew out of the kitchen, with twenty pizzas on his back. Green Koopa jumped on his back as well and they both flew out.

"BYE! THANKS FOR THE PIZZA!" They both yelled.

"AAAAAAAAAAAA!" Mario cried. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, LUIGI!"

"How?"

"Because of you, Wario and Waluigi got Pizza for free," Mario explained. "AND NOW, EVERYONE THINKS WE GIVE PIZZA FOR FREE!" Mario SCREAMED SO LOUD.

"You give Pizzas for Free?" A few toads outside asked.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Mario yelled.

1 MINUTE LATER...

The pizzeria was FULL of Toads.

"AAAAAAAAAA!" Mario started to get stressed out. He couldn't take the yelling anymore. His veins bulged. Mario's face was red. He began to get memories of is a pizzeria, when everything went nice and smoothly. But then, the memories of chaos and mishaps came and seized the good memories in Mario's brain.

"Mario, are you oka-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Mario SCREAMED SO LOUD, THAT ALL OF THE GLASS IN THE PIZZERIA CRACKED.

*CRASH!* *GLASS SHATTERS!*

After that, all he heard was silence.

"MY EYE!" One toad said.

"Okay, we should leave." A female toad said.

"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!"

"Let's go to another pizzeria!"

All of the Toads left. Mario HEAVILY breathed.

"Oh my god." Mario put his hand on his chest. Mario was completely stressed out.

"Mario!" Luigi called him. "You're stressed! You need to rest!"

"No..." Mario said. "I'm fine!"

"Mario..."

"OW!" Mario yelled. Mario put his hand on his head.

"You are stressed!" Luigi said. "You MUST get rest, Mario! Take a break! Feel good so you can continue to work again!"

"I have a headache..." Mario sat down. "Oh god."

"Let's close up the pizzeria," Luigi said. "After all, there's glass all over the floor." Luigi grabbed a broom.

"You're right, Luigi," Mario confessed. "UGH! Thanks for looking after me, brother. OW!"

"It's okay," Luigi said. "Take your time."

LATER...

It was night. Luigi and Mario were home.

"There." Luigi put Mario in bed. "Have a good rest. And tomorrow, you can go to a spa..."

"Yeah..." Mario said.

"You can get a massage..."

"Yeah..." Mario said.

"You can relax all day until you relieve your stress..."

"YEAH!" Mario yelled.

"And I can run the pizzeria tomorrow."

Mario's eyes opened widely.

"NOOOOO- OW!" Mario yelled. "It hurts when I yell!"

"Mario, I have no choice!" Luigi said. "I really want you to relax! I'll run the pizzeria!"

"W-What if Bowser comes!" Mario panicked. "You don't know where the Fire Flowers are!"

"Mario..."

"And you have to run the register, and bake the pizza!" Mario panicked more. "You don't know how much flour should be in the dough!"

"Mario..."

"And what if Wario, Waluigi, Or many customers come in!" Mario panicked even more. "Or what if Toad comes with a gun again!"

"MARIO!" Luigi yelled.

Mario stopped.

"Stop worrying!" Luigi rubbed his head. "Now is your relaxing time..."

"Yeah..." Mario fell asleep.

*SNOOOOOOOOOORE!*

"Yeesh!" Luigi said. "Well, goodnight!"

Luigi closed the door to Mario's bedroom.

"Ahh." Luigi yawned. "Time for me to sleep too." Luigi went to his room and went to bed.

MEANWHILE...

"THANK...YOU..." Wario said in his house. Who was he talking to? Toad, Green Koopa, and Red Koopa!

"You're welcome..." Toad said.

"YES!" Waluigi said. "All this Pizza to ourselves!"

Wario and Waluigi tortured Toad and the two Koopas so THEY can get pizza for them!

"MMM." Waluigi ate a slice.

"Uhh..." Toad and the two koopas were starving. They were beaten up and tied in rope.

"Can I have a slice?" Toad asked.

"Do you have money for a slice?" Wario asked.

*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!*

"Wario, did you fart?" Waluigi asked.

"Shut up, you know you did that yourself!" replied Wario.

"UH OH!" Daisy was peeking through their window. "I better tell Mario!"