Hey, guys. Time for another episode of the SSS Show where Hunter gets use to his new home and encounters more of the Sonic cast. Anyway, Sonic The Hedgehog belongs to Sega. Let's get it.

=====Chapter 2: Grocery Hijinks and Old Foes=====

One morning in the SSS residence, Hunter was resting in his room peacefully. It had been a few days since his home got burned down by Charmy Bee and the same was for Tails and Knuckles as well. Now the green hedgehog's rest wouldn't last long as something outside his room woke him uup.

BANG! BANG! BOOOMM! THWAK!

"What the hell is going on out there?", Hunter wondered startled by the noise Outside his room. He decided to go outside to check It Out. Once he was in the hall, he spotted Silver dazed with anime swirls on the floor with a pissed off Shadow balling his fists.
"OW-OW-OW_WOW-WOW! How did I not see that coming?", Silver groaned in pain as Shadow pissed.
"That's right! That oughta teach your ass not tto snoop in my room again!", Shadow threatened as Hunter greeted the hedgehog.
"Hey, Shadow. What happened here?", Hunter wondered what did Silver snoop in this time. Shadow's mood lightened up some seeing Hunter half-awake and felt a little sheepish.
"Oh hey, Hunter. Sorry I woke you up, man. That jackass Silver snooped into my room messing up my gun collection after I told him not to do that!", Shadow said as Silver groaned glaring at the black hedgehog.
"Oh come on! I was just checking out the guns you have in there. Give me a break.", Silver whined but Hunter deadpanned at the psychic hog.
"Silver, we talked about this with you snooping into someone's stuff without asking. I had to kick you out of my room for nearly breaking my VCR.", Hunter said sternly as Silver scoffed.
"VCRs are so outdated. Why do you even have that anyway?"
"Dude, I had that thing for years and VCRs now are very hard to come by. Plus I had some of my favorite movies on tape to watch. So don't let me catch you snooping in my stuff or anyone else's again!", Hunter warned with Silver groaning getting the point. Tails, Knuckles and Sonic came up to the commotion as Sonic spoke for the other two.
"Hey, what happened here? Don't tell me Silver snooped in Shadow's room again.", Sonic said as Hunter nodded. The blue hedgehog deadpanned at Silver and Shrugged It off.
"Anyway, we need to get some more groceries for the house. Some of us need to go out and get them.", the blue hedgehog said as Knuckles nodded.
"Yeah but who's volunteering? I say Silver automatically on the list.", the echidna said as Silver's eyes bug out.
"What? Why me?", the psychic hog whined as Tails sighed.
"Isn't it obvious? For the past few days and now, you snoop in everyone's room breaking and/or messing with our stuff! Hell, you nearly turned my experiments into a disaster! So you're going to do something useful!", the fox genius explained glaring at Silver. Sonic nodded with a smile as he added Silver to the list.
"Okay. Silver is on the list. I guess I'll go so that way Silver doesn't do anything stupid or spend the food money on baby toys.", the blue hedgehog said as Shadow nodded.
"Good idea, Sonic. Any more volunteers?", the black hedgehog asked as Hunter spoke to Sonic.
"Hey, Sonic. Mind if I tag along with you and Silver? I figure I can help get some food.", the green hog asked as Sonic smiled.
"Sure. The more the merrier.", Sonic smiled as Shadow gave the blue hedgehog some money for the food.
"That's settled then. Sonic, you're in charge of the money. Silver's never to be trusted with that responsibility after spending it all on baby toys!", Shadow said glaring at Silver as the psychic groaned.
"Why must you bring that up, douchebag?", Silver grumbled as Shadow snarled balling his fists at that insult.
"Silver, the fuck you say? Say that one more time and I'll kick your ass!", Shadow threatened as Hunter stepped in and got Silver away from the pissed off Shadow. The green hedgehog frowned at Silver and pointed in the direction of the downstairs.
"Silver, just wait down at the door for Sonic and I."
"But Hunter—"
"No buts! Now go!", the guys yelled as Silver stomps down the stairs doing as he was told. Sonic and Hunter sighed while Tails and Knuckles shrugged. Shadow just sighed and calmed down.
"You two do me a favor and make sure Silver doesn't do anything to get In trouble. Okay?", Shadow said as Sonic and Hunter nodded. The black hedgehog felt relieved as the assigned group went to the store.

=====At the Super Store=======

Sonic, Silver and Hunter were at the superstore being Buymo (parody of Costco) as they were here for the groceries using Shadow's car with Hunter behind the wheel. The three were at the produce section as Silver whined about not getting baby toys much to Sonic and Hunter's annoyance. The two hedgehogs did their best to keep their sanity as they picked up the produce.

"Can we get that Tickle Me Elmo doll? Please?"
"No!", Sonic and Hunter chorused after Silver begged for the toy. The silver hog kept on begging some more as the two other hogs facepalmed.
"C'mon, guys! Please? Please? Please? Pleeeeeeaseeee?", that made Hunter and Sonic a bit angered as they put their feet down.
"Look, Silver. For the last time, we're here to get groceries not baby toys! Now shut up about the damn toy already!", the two chorused as Silver gave up and pouted.
"Damn it!", Silver grumbled as Sonic and Hunter sighed. Hunter spotted an aisle of canned chili as the green hedgehog smiled.
"Hey, Sonic. Let's get some canned chili.", he said as Sonic had a lightbulb lit over his head.
"Good thinking, Hunter! We can make some chili dogs! My favorite food in the world!", the blue hog beamed as Hunter picked the box of canned chili.
"Mine too. And it's a good thing we had onions and garlic in the cart.", Hunter chuckled with Sonic smirking.
"You forgot the important thing in the cart and that's—"
"Pingas?", Silver blurted as Sonic Hunter gasped at the psychic's outburst spotting mothers covering their kids' ears glaring at Silver.
"Silver, what the flying hell?! That sounds wrong!", Hunter hissed as Sonic shook his head at Silver's sheer stupidity.
"Silver, there's kids around! Please keep that to yourself.", Sonic warned as Silver smirked. Hunter sighed and told Sonic about the meat section.

"I'll go get the hotdogs right quick. And Silver, don't get on Sonic's nerves. Got It?!", Hunter warned as Silver sighed. Sonic smiled as Hunter gets ready to go to the designated area.
"Appreciate it, man! We'll be in the dairy area.", Sonic said as they went their separate ways.

Hunter was going along and was unaware of a Pink hedgehog with a headband, red party dress and go-go boots following him. The pink hedgehog thought Sonic dyed his quills green and smirked as she stood by the cereal aisle.
"That Sonic thinks he can fool me with those green quills? He's sadly mistaken. I'll get him yet. Hahahahaha!", the pink hedgehog giggled mischievously as she followed Hunter near the meats and seafood aisle.
"Hmm. Where are the hotdogs? Oh there they are. Right where I want them.", Hunter smiled as he saw a box of wieners. The green hedgehog decided to get a box of plain and the cheese filled kind. Before he can turn to head for the dairy to meet Sonic, he heard the voice of the pink hedgehog.
"Sonic, there you are! No use running from me now!", she said as Hunter raised his eyebrows in confusion turning to the Pinkette.
"Huh? What are you talking about? Can I help you, miss?"
"Oh don't play coy with me, Sonic. I finally found you. Think you can paint your quills green to fool me? You'll have to do better than that.", the pink hog said to a confused Hunter. The green hedgehog politely tried to explain to her of who he is.
"Miss, you're confusing him with somebody else. Plus my quills are naturally dark green.", he tried to explain but the pink hedgehog didn't listen.
"That's a dirty trick, Sonic. I can tell It's you from a mile away. It's no use in running from me this time. Let's be together!", she said excitedly trying to get close to Hunter. The green hog politely brushes her away as he tries to meet up with the others.
"Nice seeing you but I gotta go now. Thank you and have a nice day.", he said nervously before heading off. The pink hedgehog felt stunned at what transpired.
"Damn It! He got away! But I won't give up! I won't! I won't! Mark my words, Sonic The Hedgehog! I'll make you mine yet!", she said as the passersby thought she was nuts.

Hunter ran in the dairy aisle with the hotdogs in hand as he spotted Silver getting chastised by Sonic. The two spotted the green hog as Sonic felt relieved.
"Dude, what took you so long? I had to keep Silver from taking that Elmo toy from somebody's cart.", Sonic said glaring at Silver who stuck his tongue out at him.
"But that toy is mine! All mine!"
"Silver, that's not yours to begin with and second, we're here for the groceries! Now behave yourself!", Sonic said to Silver as the psychic groaned. Hunter placed the hotdogs in the basket as the green hog asked Sonic n important question.
"Hey, Sonic. I'd like to ask you something."
"Um. Sure. What's up?", Sonic wondered after noticing Hunter had a confused look on his face after running towards the cart. The green hog then broke the silence explaining.
"Do you know a Pink girl hedgehog?", Hunter asked as Sonic and Silver did a double take.
"W-What? A Pink girl hedgehog?", Sonic said surprised as Hunter nodded.
"Yeah. She thought I was you for some reason. When I was at the meats section, she popped Out of nowhere. I managed to politely brush off her advances and that was it.", Hunter said as Sonic groaned.
"Oh, man. I'm sorry, dude. The guys and I should've told you about her when you moved here. The time she came over to bother me when you were getting settled. The girl you came across is Amy Rose. She's obsessive over me to the point every time she sees a male hedgehog, she tries to think they are me.", Sonic explained.
"And you're the new member of the club, Hunter. Hahahahahahaha!", Silver laughed as Hunter deadpanned.
"Silver, that's not even funny. She probably mixed you and Shadow up with Sonic as well.", Hunter said as Sonic crossed his arms at the silver hog.
"Yeah. You shouldn't be the one teasing wen we're all victims of this bullshit.", Sonic said as Silver groaned.
"C'mon, guys. Let's get in line now that we have everything. And Silver, don't you dare drop a single toy into the cart. Do you understand that?"
"Yeah. Shadow will kick your ass if he finds out you bought a toy with his money.", Hunter and Sonic warned.
"Oh all right, you sons of bitches. Hahahahahaha!", Silver laughed as Sonic facepalmed.
"Silver, when we get home, we're gonna kick your ass for that insult.", Sonic said as Silver huffed.
"What a shitload of fuck!", Silver groaned as Hunter tapped him on the shoulder.
"Silver, you may not realize this but that's my line. I'll let you off with a warning. Okay?", Hunter said as Silver sheepishly grinned. Sonic and the crew went up in line ordering their groceries and left the place after paying.

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The boys were back with the groceries as Shadow was relieved they were back. The black hedgehog thanked the three boys for the completed task. Knuckles came in with excitement as Sonic grew confused.
"Did you guys bring me Frosted Flakes? Did ya? Did ya?", Knuckles said hoping the trio got his favorite cereal.
"Huh?", Hunter wondered as Sonic chuckled.
"Oh don't worry about Knux. He likes Frosted Flakes. In fact, we got some. Remember?", Sonic said as Knuckles jumped up and took the big box.
"Mine!", Knuckles said excitedly as Shadow deadpanned. Hunter took out a giant bag of Doritos.
"Shadow, I figured you might want a bag of Doritos after Silver stole all of your previous one. Is this size bag okay?", Hunter asked as Shadow smiled.
"Yeah. Thanks, Hunter. Now I can mark my name on them so Silver doesn't steal them.", Shadow said as Sonic told the black hog what happened at the store.
"Guys, we haven't told Hunter about Amy Rose at all.", Sonic said as Shadow gasped and Tails had a worried look.
"You guys saw Amy at the store?", Shadow wondered as Hunter chimed In.
"Sonic and Silver haven't but I did when I was picking up the hotdogs. She thought I was Sonic. But at least Sonic told me at the store about Amy Rose's obsession.", Hunter explained.
"Well at least you know the truth now. I suggest you be careful. She's not like the Chaotix but nonetheless a handful.", Shadow said as Tails spoke up.
"Well the Important thing is that you three are Okay. Hey, what was that in Silver's hand?", Tails wondered as Shadow gasped and growled and for a good reason. The silver hog smirked holding something metal that belongs on a car. Hunter frowned knowing what that was.
"Silver, did you take off that Nissan emblem off of Shadow's car?"
"Hell yeah I did. Take that, Shadow you douchebag! Hahahahaha!", Silver laughed as Tails sighed.
"Silver, you're a fucking jackass.", the fox sighed as Hunter continued.
"Silver, that's off a GT-R! That's an expensive car. Oh shit!", Hunter said stepping back as Shadow had skull and crossbones in his eyes ready to pummel Silver.
"Silver, what the fuck?! You fucked with my cars again! I'm gonna kick your ass across the room!", Shadow yelled as Silver ran for his life.
"AAAAAAAHHH! Have mercy!", Silver cried as he ran with Shadow on his tail.
"Get your ass back here, you bastard!", Shadow yelled as both hogs ran out of the living room. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Hunter deadpanned at Silver's stupidity.
"Silver's so fucking stupid.", Knuckles said as Tails nodded.
"Serves him right.", Tails agreed. The doorbell rang as the four guys were high on alert after Amy encountered Hunter at the store.
"Somebody's at the door but we four need to stick together in case Amy shows up.", Sonic said as Hunter nodded.
"Agreed. Let's go.", Hunter said as the four went to the door. A familiar voice to Sonic, Tails and Knuckles made them frown as it wasn't Amy but somebody else.
"All right, you stupid hedgehogs! I know you're in there! Let me in or I'll break down the door!", the voice belonging to a man bellowed as another chimed.
"Yeah! And we're not afraid to do it too! BAH-HA-HA-HAAAAAAA!", squawked the voice as another sounding dopey added In.

"Yeah! Open up or else!", the dopey One said as Sonic shook his head.
"Go take a hike, Lardnik! I don't trust you one bit!", Sonic told the offenders as the bellowing one yelled.

"And why not, you walking pincushion?!", he said as Knuckles smirked.
"Cause you're an asswipe! That's all! And yo mama is one too!", the echidna insulted as the four guys laughed. Suddenly, the door blew down thanks to a bomb blowing the four heroes back. The smoke cleared as Sonic, Tails and Knuckles saw and glared at a fat, large man with a crazy moustache with his eyes being a black sclera and red irises and dark pupils without the glasses. The others were a tall lanky chicken, a purple tank like robot with funny looking eyes and nose and a robot monkey with an unlit bomb in his hand.
"Dr. Robuttnik, what are you and your Badniks want?!", Sonic yelled pointing his finger at his emesis.
"You know what I want, you road rat! The chaos emeralds! Hand them over!", Robotnik threatened as the monkey robot pointed at Hunter.
"Boss, who's da green hedgehog with them?", the monkey with a Brooklyn accent said as Robotnik waves him off.
"Shut It, Coconuts! And put that bomb back!", the scientist said as Hunter frowned.
"So you're Dr. Robotnik! And that little bastard with the bomb blew the door down!", Hunter growled pointing at Coconuts and Robotnik. The other robots chimed In.
"Yeah, chump! Dr. Robotnik is the greatest nastiest villain in the world! BAAA-HA-HA-HAAA! I'm Scratch, the first member of the SSSS Squad!", Scratch squawked as Hunter grew confused.
"SSSS what?", Hunter said confused.
"They mean Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad. That's self-explanatory.", Sonic explained as Hunter nodded.
"Enough! Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts! Let's get them!", Dr. Robotnik barked as four on four skirmish commenced. Sonic against Robotnik, Scratch at Tails, Grounder and Knuckles and Coconuts vs Hunter. The brawl got crazy in the foyer of the house.

"Get back here, you bastard!", Hunter yelled with Coconuts trying to throw bombs blowing up a huge hole in the floor. Knuckles gasped at this and gulped.
"What the hell? Shadow's gonna get pissed!", Knuckles said as Grounder tries to grab him.

"Worry about yourself, red dummy! Huuh-huh-huh!", Grounder teased throwing Knuckles into a wall only for the echidna with fury to tackle the Badnik down beating him up. Tails and Scratch pummeled each Other before the chicken grabbed the fox by the tails taunting him.
"Nice try, fleabag fox! What are you gonna do about it?", Scratch squawked as Tails smirked.
"This!", Tails did a helicopter throw sending Scratch right into the floor in pain. Robotnik and Sonic were fighting with the scientist shooting his ray gun into the picture frame leaving a fried mess.
"Hold still, hedgehog! So I can zap you!", Robotnik bellowed as Sonic huffed.
"Dream on, eggbelly! After burners!", the hedgehog yelled as the fight continues. Suddenly, a cock from a gun sounded with the group paling.
"Ummm. What was that?", Coconuts gulped as Sonic and the others saw a pissed off Shadow with a gun at the stairs.
"What the fuck happened?! Who the fuck messed up part of my house?!", Shadow roared as the Sonic's group pointed at Robotnik and his Badniks.
"They did it!", the boys chorused as Coconuts gave it away with his bombs in hand and Eggman with his ray gun. Shadow was more pissed with the picture frame of a woman destroyed by the ray gun.

"MAARIIIIAA! Now you bastards had done it this time!"
"Relax, Shadow! It's just a painting! It's all Sonic's fault! If he hadn't moved around some then I wouldn't misfired on your picture. I swear!", Robotnik yelled as Hunter huffed.
"Bitch please! You're the one who broke in here!"

"Shut up, you green hedgerat! I hate you and those other Pests as well!", Robotnik said as Shadow had enough Of this.

"Fuck this. Chaos Blast!", Shadow yelled as a ball of energy shoots out of his hand blowing Robotnik and his cronies out of the premises with them screaming.
"I HAAAAAATE THOSE HEDGEHOOOOOGS!", Eggman yelled as the four villains flew out into the sky. Silver came down the stairs at the mess and gasped.
"Dude, what the fuck happened?!", Silver yelled as Knuckles groaned In pain.
"Robotnik is what happened! He and his goons broke in and tore the place up wanting the chaos emeralds!", the echidna ranted as Shadow growled.
"So that's what happened! I'm glad you four kept Robotnik from getting his on one of the emeralds. But part of Our house is in shambles.", Shadow noted.
"Yeah and that Coconuts blew up the door and part of the Floor.", Hunter said as Tails had an idea.
"I say we take Robotnik to court right now!", the fox suggested.
"Tails is right. The Chaotix is trouble and Dr. Robotnik and his goons are far more worse. Let's sue that doctor!", Sonic chimed.

"Yeah! We could've been Living on the street! Time to teach Eggman a Lesson!", Shadow suggested as Knuckles looked at the door ruined.
"Um. Shouldn't we have a new door put up?", Knuckles asked.
"Yeah. But we gotta go to a hardware store. Ain't that a bitch.", Shadow said as Silver nodded.
"Yeah. What a shitload of fuck. OWWWW!", Silver yelped as Hunter punched him in the ribs.
"I thought I'd told you not to steal my line!", Hunter hissed.
"Well that hurts like hell. OWWWW!"

"And definitely not my line either!", Shadow yelled as the episode ends.
"Ow-ow-ow-wow-wow! How did I not see that coming?", Silver said as the episode ends for real.

A/N: That's episode 2 of the SSS Show, ladies and germs. The next episode may have Hedgehog Court between the good guys vs. Robotnik or Sonic and Hunter eating to much chili dogs. Don't forget to leave a review and support the story. Thank you in advance. As always, LilMancub out and I'll see y'all in the next One.