Disclaimer- I do not own any of the Total Drama characters that I choose to torture—I mean put in the story! They are merely here for mine, and your amusement. No profit is being made off of this (No one would would stoop as low as to pay me for this anyway) I give all credit to the creators of Total Drama, as well as Johnny Depp, because...well, he's Johnny Depp!
Notes From The Depths of Sarcasm- The reason this episode was out so quickly is because the first chapter was mostly just introduction, with no real drama or challenge. Plus, I finished both chapters ahead of time, so it was already done. The next chapter will be a while until it's up, around every three weeks.
Second, I always need challenge ideas, so if you have any, any idea at all, don't hesitate to PM me! I love hearing from you guys! Now that that's covered, let's get to the volcanic destruction, shall we?
Chapter 02 (Day 01, Part 2)- Volcanic Violence
"You're making us jump into an active volcano?!" Courtney shouted. "Now you seriously have some moral issues!"
Chris shrugged. "It's actually not as dangerous as you think." He said. "If you wouldn't jump to conclusions so quickly, you would know that you're not jumping into a volcano, you're bungee jumping. As long as you've got the bungee cord attached to your ankle, you won't die."
"Oh, because that's so much better." Courtney said, rolling her eyes. "When I find my PDA, I'm so gonna sue you!"
"Ah, but you weren't allowed to have it this season, were you?" Chris taunted. "Anyway, if someone does happen to be stupid and forget the bungee cord, there will be a net further down into the crater, but be warned, it's not the strongest net in the world, so I'd remember your bungee cord."
Several of the contestants nodded in agreement. "Okay, so the goal of this challenge is simple, all you have to do is bungee jump into the volcano's crater, and retrieve pieces of your team's logo. Now, I listed your team color and animal, so that should give you a pretty good idea of what it looks like."
"All logos are circular, and no team's logo looks alike, except in shape." Chris summed up. "Four of your teammates will be on top of the volcano taking turns bungee jumping. Once you have a logo piece, another team member must run it down the volcano and into a nearby clearing where your last team member will be waiting to put the pieces together."
Anne Maria raised her hand. "What about sabotage?" She said, pronouncing 'sabotage' incorrectly. "Is that allowed? Can other teams knock your piece somewhere else?"
"Of course! Sabotage is almost always allowed!" Chris said happily. "Logo pieces will be placed on several varying ledges in the volcano, sometimes, you might have to go a bit deeper into a cave to find your piece!"
"Is that it? Sounds pretty simple to me." Jo remarked.
"Yup, that's about it. The last two teams to complete their logo will be sent to the bonfire ceremony, where they will vote for one of their own." Chris said. "Now, get into your teams and discuss who's doing what. You have five minutes, when I say go, you can commence with the challenge!"
(Orange Wolverines – Brick, Jo, Heather, Gwen, Cody, Tyler)
"Alright," Jo said, "I'll take the leader role and—
"No you don't!" Heather cut in. "You can't just waltz in and take my leadership role! I've been on this show for four seasons, and you've only been here for two, and you've lost both! I won a season!"
"The first season I was betrayed by a nerdling! If it wasn't for him, I'd have gone to the finale and won!" Jo snapped. "And the next season, my team including you voted me off because I was a threat!"
"I seem to remember Chris saying that you were on the chopping block for annoying your team." Heather smirked. "Not to mention taking out Scott!"
"He did not say that!" Jo protested.
Suddenly, Cody held up a tape recorder and pressed the play-back button. "...And Jo for being a pain in the Kiester who also took out her own teammate in today's challenge!" After the recording was done, Heather smirked at Jo.
"Well...at least my boyfriend didn't cheat me out of a million bucks!" Jo sneered.
"We are not dating! Yuck, why does everyone keep saying that?!" Heather growled, clenching her fists.
"I seem to remember you and Alejandro making out in the confessional at the end of the All-Star season." It was now Jo's turn to smirk. "Argue your way out of that one!"
Heather opened her mouth to say something when Gwen interrupted by putting herself in between the argument. "Tyler mans the wheelbarrow, Cody will but the logo pieces together, and Heather, Jo, Brick and I will bungee jump." Gwen summed up. "That wasn't that hard, now was it?"
(Outhouse Confessional- Was it hard?)
Gwen- "Jo and Heather are by far the two most annoying people on my team. If we lose, I don't care who screwed up, I'm voting for one of them.
Jo- "Stupid Cody and his tape recorder! Who even has one of those these days?!" She huffed. "If we lose, regardless of who screwed up, I'm voting for Heather."
Heather- "Ugh! Why can't Jo just let me be leader, then we could team up and take everyone out, then I'd crush her in the finale!"
Cody- "I love the chick fights!" He grinned.
(Purple Loons – Jasmine, Scott, Courtney, Sky, Duncan, Trent)
"This challenge doesn't seem too hard!" Jasmine said, trying to put some enthusiasm into the mix. "I know many of us have our differences, but I'm going to try and put people where their skills are most necessary!" As she said this, Duncan, Courtney and Scott were all crossing their arms in a huff, facing opposite directions from the other two.
Jasmine sighed. "Alright, because I'm so bloody tall, I'll take the wheelbarrow. If I bungee jumped, I'd probably hit a rock eh what?" Jasmine chuckled, trying to make a joke. No one laughed except Sky, who was giggling.
"Alright then," Jasmine said, disappointed, "Sky, you're athletic skills and tiny body size will help with the bungee jumping. Scott, you'll be a bungee jumper as well. Same goes for Courtney and Duncan."
"Wait, who's gonna be putting the logo pieces together?" Sky asked. Jasmine looked puzzled as she looked around at her team.
Trent spoke up. "Eh-hem, I'll do it?" He said, questioning how Jasmine and the others didn't see him.
"Oh right, Gwen's ex. You'll be putting the logo pieces together once they've been run down the hill."
"No one ever remembers Trent." He sighed, but no one heard.
(Outhouse Confessional- We like you Trent!)
Jasmine- "I kinda feel bad for forgetting Trent, but he never says anything! No offense, but he's kind of a nobody right now, all he does is write sappy songs about his break up with Gwen." She shrugged.
Courtney- "Argh! I'm so angry at Chris for putting me on a team with Duncan and Scott!" She gritted her teeth and clenched her fists. "And it doesn't help that Jasmine put us together for bungee jumping."
"Maybe I should have taken her up on her offer to let me be leader. I kind of wanted to lay low since the last few seasons didn't go so well." She sighed.
Scott- "What Courtney doesn't get, is that I'm still kind of into her. It was hard to forgive her for kissing Cameron and giving me a rat tail, but I still like her. Unfortunately, it seems like I'll be having competition in trying to get her back."
Duncan- "After Gwen broke up with me last season for no reason, I've decided to start pursuing Courtney again. Sure, I cheated on her, and she's really mad, but who can resist Duncan?" He grinned. "I'll have to try and apologize to her, but I've definitely got to be better than Scott!"
(Blue Bears – Geoff, Izzy, Noah, Ella, Dave, Dakota)
"So dudes, who wants to be leader?" Geoff asked.
Dakota shook her head and kept quiet while Ella was busy singing a song and wasn't paying attention. Dave sat against a rock and sulked, still thinking about Sky; sometimes he even muttered something to himself.
Noah was reading a book and could care less. Suddenly Izzy raised her hand. "Oh! Oh! Izzy wants to be team leader! She knows all sorts of battle tactics!" She grinned. Noah's eyes widened and he slapped her hand down.
"For the sake of sane people everywhere, I'll be team leader." Noah said. "I'd like to keep my limbs intact, thank you very much."
Izzy shrugged. "Cool bro, so who's doing what?" Geoff asked happily.
Noah thought a moment. "Geoff, Izzy, Dave and Dakota will jump, Ella will wheelbarrow, and I'll put together the pieces down below." Noah stated.
Dakota rolled her eyes. "Sure, put little miss sing-song on the wheelbarrow and put yourself out of harms way by putting together puzzle pieces, meanwhile the rest of your team jumps into an active volcano, no problem there!" Dakota said sarcastically.
Geoff, Izzy and Noah shrugged. Dave and Ella weren't really listening, for the former was still sulking and the latter was still singing.
"Yo, Mr sulks-a-lot, you're jumping!" Noah said. "Miss sing-a-song, you're wheelbarrowing." Dave sighed and got up from his sulky position against the rock. Ella danced over and grinned approvingly.
"We all have our place! Even Mr. Sarcastic face! And soon, when we win, a party will be in chase!" Ella sang happily. Noah gave a deadpan stare as Geoff scratched his head quizzically.
(Outhouse Confessional- Was that an Insult?)
Noah- "Of course I put myself down in the clearing. I'm not gonna risk my life if I have the option not to. Not to mention, I can read the whole time until all the pieces are down there." He grinned.
Izzy- "Boo-YA! Izzy can't wait to jump into the active volcano! Just like that one time on my vacation to Hawaii! I jumped into the crater, and it took them four hours to get me off of the ledge! The lava was getting really close." She giggled.
Dakota- "Noah kind of reminds me of Chris, putting others in the way to his own benefit." Dakota grimaced. "Although, he's still okay since he drives Chris insane." She grinned.
(Yellow Beavers – Alejandro, LeShawna, Harold, Bridgette, Ezekiel, DJ)
"Okay, I know you all hate me, but we want to win this challenge, right?" Alejandro asked. "And because I'd like to keep my bueno face, I shall let one of you lead. Bridgette?"
Bridgette sighed. "Alright," She sighed. "Alejandro, as much as I strongly dislike you, I know you have a fear of volcanoes, so I will put on wheel barrow duty. How's that sound?" Bridgette asked.
Harold giggled. "You said duty!" He chuckled. LeShawna gave him a stare that said "Really?"
"Um...okay." Bridgette continued. "Harold, you're good at puzzles so you can put the logo together. That means LeShawna, Ezekiel, DJ and I will jump. Is everyone okay with that?" She asked.
Alejandro shrugged, glad that Bridgette didn't put him on jumping duty (Ha, I said duty!). Ezekiel and DJ seemed a bit nervous to jump into the volcano, but they knew that they had probably done more dangerous stunts, or at least DJ had.
Harold was happy to be at the puzzle. "Excellent choice Bridgette, did you know that once I held the record for the largest puzzle ever put together? It was a seven-hundred thousand piece puzzle. It took me five days, but I did it!" Harold said proudly. "But then my title was stolen by—
LeShawna put a hand over Harold's mouth to keep him quiet. "Yeah, we're all good with our positions." She said. Bridgette giggled and nodded.
(Outhouse Confessional- What a kind surfer!)
LeShawna- "Don't get me wrong, I love Harold! But sometimes he can get carried away with what he's talking about."
Harold- "Obviously, LeShawna heard that story already. Oh, she listens to me so well!" He swooned. "I think this team is gonna go great!"
Bridgette- "I really don't like Alejandro, but I know that if I was the one afraid of volcanoes, I'd want him to be kind to me. So I decided that it would be best to let him be the wheelbarrower."
Alejandro- "Wow, Bridgette's much nicer than I thought. After I ditched her in the Yukon, I was certain she'd never forgive me, and it seems she hasn't, but at least she's kind enough to be well-aware of my fear of lava and volcanoes." He sighed. "Why do I feel like a jerk now?"
(Green Snakes- Eva, Max, Scarlett, Katie, Sadie, Topher)
"Alright, I suggest Eva does the wheelbarrow considering she's the strongest of all of us." Scarlett said and Eva nodded to this. "Katie and Sadie can both jump, along with Max and Topher. Since I claim to be the most intellectual out of us all, I will do the logo puzzle."
"Why do you get to do the puzzle?" Max whined. "What if Evil want to do the puzzle?"
"Because, true evil does not subject himself to puzzles, he subjects himself to evil stunts, such as volcano bungee jumping." Scarlett answered.
"Oh, that makes sense." Max shrugged.
"Does it?" Eva asked.
(Outhouse Confessional- It makes sense in here!)
Scarlett- "Max is so incompetent that it was almost too easy to come up with an excuse to make him jump. Katie and Sadie seem to share a brain, Eva was good with wheelbarrowing, and Topher wasn't even paying attention, so that was an easy way out of bungee jumping." She grinned wickedly.
Max- "Scarlett is much smarter than I had previously thought. Perhaps she would make a good sidekick, but not until I've ruled out any possible new ones. For the time being, I shall be working on an invention to keep the bats away from my cave. Oh! And it'll glow in the dark so the cave isn't as scary." He said sheepishly. "EVIL will have his lair!" He cackled.
Topher- "Yeah, wasn't listening, I was too busy trying to contact the producers on Chef's phone! I know, I can't believe I got it either, it was really difficult!"
Topher slowly crept into the kitchen as the others were eating lunch. Chef was at the kitchen window, serving the contestants inedible meals.
Topher didn't worry about missing lunch, once he got Chef's phone, he'd be eating buttered Lobster with the producers every night. The Chris wannabe could almost taste the Lobster already!
Once Topher was certain Chef was still busy, he tip-toed further into the kitchen, where he met an array of knives, cleavers, and other kitchen weapons. He looked among the tables for any sign of a phone.
Then, his extensive reviewings and re-reviewings of the show finally came in handy. He looked back to the first season, episode 16, when Heather had to retrieve her key from Chef's fridge.
"That's it!" Topher said quietly to himself. "Fridge is the most guarded place in the kitchen!" He quickly tip-toed over to said fridge and slowly opened it, letting out a slight creak.
Inside, he scanned the many fridge shelves. Dairy, vegetables, eggs, frozen bacon, it was all there. Then, on the bottom shelf he saw it. Chef's flip-phone sat on the shelf next to a bottle of ketchup. "Yes!" Topher exclaimed. He grabbed the phone and stuffed it into his shirt-pocket.
He quickly shut the refrigerator and let out a crazy scream as he ran from the kitchen. Chef turned to see Topher running out of the kitchen, and the proceeding to run out of the Mess Hall itself.
Chef Hatchet- "Kid must've been extra hungry. I thought I saw some eggs in his hands. But I'm not mad, you wanna know why?" he asked the camera. "Cause those aren't normal eggs! Those are specially made mutant chicken eggs!" He cackled. "Kid's gonna be feeling that later!Also, have any of ya seen my phone? I can't find it anywhere!"
(Red Raccoons – Rodney, Amy, Samey, B, Dawn, Anne Maria)
"There ain't no way I'm jumpin' or wheelbarrowing." Anne Maria said. "The heat from the lava might frizz my hair, and I can't risk my nails on the wheelbarrow." She said.
Amy rolled her eyes. "Fine, Anne Maria will do the logo puzzle." Amy sighed. "Since Rodney's the strongest and biggest of all of us, he can do the wheelbarrow, right Rodney?" Amy said. "Rodney?"
"Uh...wheelbarrow and nails...frizz...volcano girl...forever!" Rodney babbled; he was trying to find the right words and was talking nonsense.
Amy raised an eyebrow. "Shut it, Mumbles." She snapped. "That means Dawn, B, Samey and I will jump." Amy said. Dawn sighed and B shrugged.
Samey rubbed her arm nervously. "Um...I don't really want to jump." Samey said. "Um...skirt."
Amy looked at her and realized what she was saying. "Oh, you don't want them to see your pink panties?" Amy taunted. "Well too bad, you're jumping!"
Rodney and Anne Maria chuckled and held in giggles as Dawn and B shook their heads disapprovingly. "That was not a very nice thing to say." Dawn said. "Are you troubled because you feel like Samey has the potential to be better than you?"
(Outhouse Confessional- Was she right?)
Amy- "How did she know that?!" She gasped. "I mean...that's not true. I thought Dawn was supposed to read auras, because there's no way Samey could be better than me. I'm the older twin, therefore I'm better and prettier than she is!"
Samey- "I hate it when Amy is so mean! But what she doesn't realize, is that if my skirt exposes my underwear, it'll do the same to her, because we're wearing the same outfit!" She giggled. "And I think I have a solution to keep my panties from being exposed." She blushed.
Rodney- "I'm so glad Amy's back in the competition with me! Now, we can move our relationship forward! Of course, I'm going to have to call it quits with Jasmine and Scarlett. Oh, why must love be so difficult!?"
Dawn- "What Amy doesn't realize is that she is the darkness of her family. She fears that Sammy will overthrow her as the better sister, when in reality, she is acting as the tyrant. Perhaps I'll be a family counselor this time around." Dawn giggled.
"Attention Campers!" Came Chris's voice through his megaphone. "Your five minutes is up! Please head to the clearing down by the volcano! It's time for the carnage to begin!"
"Not cool!" Gwen shouted. "Why can't you be a nicer host, like that one Don guy from that other reality show?"
"Because, being mean is my thing!" Chris said. "It's the show's thing!"
"Perhaps you're being mean due to the lack of being held as a child." Dawn spoke up. "Or could it be the fact that you were teased throughout your teen years for sucking your thumb?"
Chris's eyes widened. "I got over that!" He shouted. "You'd better keep your aura reading trap shut before I shut it for you!"
Dawn shrugged, smiling at her victory. She turned around where Gwen grinned at her. "I think we'll be getting along just fine."
The contestants were now in the clearing, divided up into their groups. In the large field were six large and round, stone slabs. "Contestants who are sitting back and putting the logo pieces together, choose a stone slab." Chris said. "That is where you will put your logo together."
"Jumpers and wheelbarrowers, head to the top of the volcano. Wheelbarrows, find a wheelbarrow. Jumpers, decide who's going first and carefully attach the bungee cord to your ankle. I'm pretty sure none of you want to be flambeed."
"You got that right!" Harold said as Alejandro shivered, remembering his lava incident.
Cody, Trent, Noah, Harold, Scarlett, and Anne Maria stayed down in the clearing, each of them claiming a different stone slab. Noah sat on the slab, reading his book. Anne Maria was applying more spray tan to herself, and Trent was sulking.
Cody and Harold were both sitting on their slabs, Harold beat-boxed to himself while he waited and Cody let out a quiet whistle. Scarlett was relaxing against the side of her stone slab. In other words, it was pretty awkward.
"So," Harold said, trying to break the ice, "Noah, when are you gonna make-out with Cody?" He grinned.
Not two seconds after he said this Noah stood up and threw his book at Harold. "Really, to break the ice you asked that?" Noah shouted. "Do you just sit there thinking, "Hey, what would an idiot say right now"?"
(Outhouse Confessional- Do we want to know what goes on in Harold's head?)
Harold- "I had to!" Harold chuckled. "Pretty much every season that Noah is in, someone makes a crack about his sexuality, so I thought I'd be the first to do it. I've probably made an enemy of Noah though..."
Noah- "As a fellow nerd, I expected much better out of Harold." Noah scowled at the camera. "Why does everyone have to question my sexuality? One incident in the first season and kaboom! I ought to find myself a girlfriend this season, and maybe my dad will stop teasing me." He sighed. "Unfortunately, pretty much all of the girls here are crazy or annoying."
Meanwhile, on top of the volcano, teams were scrambling for their positions. Tyler, Jasmine, Ella, Alejandro, Eva and Rodney ran to their team's wheelbarrows.
"Alright campers, if you're jumping, attach the bungee cord to your ankle, because this challenge is a GO!" Chris shouted through his megaphone. He was sitting on a lawn chair down in the clearing, several flat-screen TV's were positioned around him. Chef sat in a large easy-chair next to the host and the two watched the flat-screens as they sipped fruited drinks.
(Orange Wolverines – Brick, Jo, Heather, Gwen, Cody, Tyler)
"I'll go first." Jo said, already strapping the bungee cord to her ankle.
"Be my guest." Gwen shrugged.
With that, Jo peeked over the side of the volcano and jumped off. She let out a manly scream as she plummeted further into the crater. The jockette was looking around, keeping an eye out for orange logo pieces.
"Great idea Chris! Making a logo piece the same color as the entire inside of the volcano!" Jo said sarcastically.
Then, she spotted a piece on a ledge next to several rocks. She shifted her weight to one side and her bungee cord flung over that way.
"Gotcha!" She grinned as she grabbed the orange logo piece. It was rounded on one edge and cut on the other side. Just as Jo grabbed the piece, she was yanked back up into the sky by the bungee cord. "Wah!" She yelped. The cord flung her up a bit higher than the lip of the volcano, and then she landed with a thud next to Brick and Gwen.
"Aw yeah!" Jo whooped. "First try!" She tossed the orange logo piece to Tyler who held out his hands to catch it. Unfortunately for Tyler, he wasn't a very good catch. The jock missed it completely and the orange logo piece flew right through his hands.
The logo piece crashed into the ground and shattered into about fifteen pieces. "Oops." Was all Tyler said.
"Oh come on! I was five feet away from you!" Jo complained. "Now what?!"
"Did I forget to mention that the pieces will break if you drop them? Cause they do." Chris said through his megaphone. "If they break, there's no replacement, so you'd better get all of the pieces and run 'em down to your puzzle person"
"Good going Sport sock!" Jo snapped. "Now Cody's got more to do! Pick up every single piece of that broken logo piece and run it down to him! NOW!" Jo roared.
Tyler yelped and quickly bent over and picked up all fifteen shards of the logo. He tossed them into the rusty orange wheelbarrow and quickly began driving it down the side of the volcano.
(Outhouse Confessional- Shattered, battered, but not broken!)
Tyler- "Jo kind of scares me..." He said, tapping the tips of his fingers together. "I hope we don't loose because of me! I know I'm not always the best at sports, but it would suck so much to be voted out first." He said nervously.
Jo- "So far I've been right. Heather tried to take leadership from me, and Tyler already screwed up." Jo sighed. "All that's left is for sports sock to trip on a rock and fall into the volcano." The jockette rolled her eyes and shoved her hand into the camera as she left the outhouse.
Gwen- "There'd better be a reward for this challenge."
(Purple Loons – Jasmine, Scott, Courtney, Sky, Duncan, Trent)
"Can I go first?" Sky requested.
"No need to ask, just take a crack at it!" Jasmine chuckled. "And quick, I just saw Jo dive into the volcano!"
Sky quickly hooked the bungee cord to her tennis shoe and dove into the volcano, executing a perfect swan dive. "Whoa, she's good!" Courtney exclaimed.
"She's not the only one lookin' good." Scott grinned. He winked at Courtney
"Ew! Do not try to hit on me!" Courtney cringed. "We already broke up because you can't forgive me for something I didn't do! So don't even try with me!"
(Outhouse Confessional- Friend-Zoned!)
Courtney- "What disgusts me is that Scott and Duncan have both been acting strange lately. I'm pretty sure they're competing to see which one can win my heart again, and to be quite frank, I don't want to see either of them!" She sneered.
"Although... if they're trying to win my affection again, that could be a perfect chance to trick them into an alliance..." She grinned.
Scott- "I think she's falling for me again already." He grinned.
Duncan- "Scott thinks he's got it good with Courtney, but he's not the one who dated her for two and a half seasons! Trust me, I've got this in the bag."
Jasmine- "This stupid love triangle better not interfere with the challenge. Why can't Courtney just take Duncan back? I always was a fan of Duncney." She admitted. "You know what they say: opposites attract!" She chuckled.
Sky continued to plummet a good distance down into the volcano until she spotted a purple logo piece directly below her. "Too easy!" She grinned. The female gymnast grabbed the piece and a few seconds later, the cord pulled her right back up. She landed with a thud on the top of the volcano.
"Woo! I got it!" She cheered. She tossed the piece to Jasmine who caught it right away. The Australian survivalist put it in the wheelbarrow and raced down the side of the volcano, easily passing Tyler.
The athlete looked shocked and suddenly heard Jo shouting down at him as Brick leaped into the volcano, bungee cord attached. Tyler got a determined look on his face and ran harder.
Of course, being Tyler, he tripped on a rock and fell face-first into his wheelbarrow. The tool continued rolling down the volcano, until it hit a rock and toppled over the side of the pathway. "WAAAAH!" Tyler screamed as the wheelbarrow, with him in it, barreled down the side of the volcano.
"Dude! Aim the wheelbarrow for that tree stump!" Jo hollered from the top of the volcano. Surprisingly, Tyler heard this and shifted the wheelbarrow towards the stump down below. The wheelbarrow hit the stump and Tyler and the shards of logo went flying, directly at Cody.
The tech geek screamed and ducked as Tyler flew overhead. The logo shards landed on the stone slab and Cody hurried to find how they fit together.
"Now get back up here!" Jo shouted. Tyler rubbed his head and ran back to the stump to retrieve his wheelbarrow. As he hurried towards the pathway up the volcano, Jasmine passed him and stopped by Trent. She handed him the logo piece and immediately turned around and headed up after Tyler.
(Outhouse Confessional- Wow, she's fast!)
Jasmine- "I wasn't about to let that jock beat me! I just had to tap into that extra energy and ran right past him!" She said proudly.
Tyler- "Dang, that Jasmine chick is fast! If I wasn't dating Lindsay, I wouldn't mind going out with her, she's probably captain of her football team back home! Or is it called Rugby..."
(Blue Bears – Geoff, Noah, Izzy, Ella, Dave, Dakota)
"Dudes! This is gonna be awesome!" Geoff shouted. He hooked the bungee cord to his ankle and fastened it tightly. "Whoooo-hoooo!" He whooped as he leaped off the edge of the volcano.
The party dude's eyes widened as he fell further and further. "Whoa! Get a load of the beautiousness down here!" Geoff shouted. Ella and Izzy both peaked over the edge.
"Geoff's hurling towards lava! I hope he's gotta parachute!" Ella sang.
"Geoff! There's a piece down to your left! It's blue, so it's ours!" Izzy shouted.
The party dude turned to see the piece. Unfortunately, he couldn't grab it because his bungee cord reached down lower into the volcano. He spotted a purple piece coming up towards him. "Dudes, I found a purple logo! What should I do with it?" He asked.
Dave perked his ears up after hearing this. "Purple is Sky's team!" He remembered. "Kick it into the lava!" Dave screamed.
Geoff yelped in surprised and accidentally swung his arms at the purple piece, which was in a precarious perch, hanging slightly over one of the ledges. Geoff's arms hit the purple piece and it flew over the edge.
"Oh no!" Geoff cried.
"Oh YES!" Dave cheered. "Take that Sky! Sky?"
Dave turned to see Sky diving into the volcano again. He imagined the bungee cord snapping and Sky falling to her doom. He grinned wickedly and looked into the volcano. To his surprise, Sky was going for the falling piece.
The Olympic gymnast snatched the logo out of mid air and waited till she reached maximum length, and the bungee cord yanked her back up. Her team cheered as Dave stared in shock.
"No no no!" He whined. "That wasn't supposed to happen!" Dave shouted. Suddenly, Geoff came hurling back out of the volcano, empty handed. "Great! Just great! Sky's team has two pieces already, and we have zip!" Dave shouted.
"I'll go!" Izzy shouted. She took the bungee cord and yanked it from Geoff's ankle. The party dude let out a cry of surprise and Izzy attached the cord to her ankle. "This one's for my buddy Owen!" Izzy screamed. She gradually leaned over the side of the volcano until gravity took its toll and she fell over the edge.
Geoff, Ella and Dakota looked over the edge expectantly and saw Izzy heading for a ledge. "Izzy, there's no logo piece on that ledge!" Dakota shouted.
"Oh yes there is!" She grinned. The crazy red-head landed on said ledge and ran into the volcano's wall. The others expected Izzy to crash into the wall and fall on her back, but she ran right through it!
Ella turned her head a certain angle and saw that Izzy had run into a cave. "Izzy found a cave!" Ella said happily. Suddenly, the bungee cord dragged Izzy back out of the cave, but she had enough time to grab the blue logo piece.
She landed with a thud in front of the others and held up the piece proudly. "Take it Ella!" Dave screamed. "I want to beat Sky!" He cackled.
Geoff and Dakota looked at him like he was crazy (He kind of is, now isn't he?). Ella gracefully took the blue logo piece and set it in her wheelbarrow. She then began to sing a song as she skipped her way down the volcano. "We're never going to win this." Dave sighed, face-palming.
(Outhouse Confessional- Pretty Precarious Perch isn't it?)
Dave- "Why does Ella have to sing and dance everywhere she goes?! It's slow, and it won't beat Sky!" Dave screamed. "Gah! I just want to win that money so I can rub it in Sky's cheating face!" He cackled.
Geoff- "Okay, so maybe I was too busy looking at the beautiousness of the volcano, and I forgot to get the piece. But hey, it's all cool! We can win this, and if we don't, we'll just vote someone off from the other team." Geoff shrugged.
Dakota- "I'm not saying Dave's crazy or anything, but yeah, he's totally psychotic. He's reaching Izzy level now." Dakota shivered. "What did Sky do to him?"
(Yellow Beavers – Alejandro, LeShawna, Harold, Bridgette, Ezekiel, DJ)
"So, who's goin' first?" LeShawna demanded. "All the other teams have already sent someone in."
"I really would rather not do it first." Bridgette admitted, nervously rubbing her arm.
"Would DJ like to go first? Oh, or maybe Ezekiel, seeing as he thinks men are smarter and more athletic than girls? LeShawna scoffed.
"Act'ooally, I will go." Ezekiel said, already starting to hook the bungee cord to his ankle. "I'm tired of all you guys and girls picking on me for what I said in season one, eh."
"Maybe because it was offensive!" LeShawna returned. "What you said was sexist, and you got a lot of hate from it!"
"You do'on't think I do'on't know that?!" Ezekiel shouted. "Me and my family have been sent extremely croo'el emails and letters complaining about what I said! And guess who took the blame, my parents, eh!"
LeShawna and Bridgette both kept quiet while Ezekiel continued his rant. "I never got the chance to apoo'logize, cause Chris never let me back on the sho'ow! I got on TDWT, but he kicked me off in the first episoode, then I became a deranged mutant, and I never thought I'd see you guys again to apoo'logize!"
LeShawna looked surprised. "Whoa...um. Sorry for ridiculing you so much." She apologized. "I never really got to know you, so I guess I shouldn't have been judging."
Bridgette ran over and hugged Ezekiel. "I'm glad you apologized! I knew you were a good guy! The only problem is you still might have to apologize to everyone else here!" She chuckled.
"Um...Bridgette..." Ezekiel gulped. "Could you let go of me, we're gonna fall!" He screamed.
But it was too late. The force of Bridgette's hug was enough to accidentally send the two stumbling off the cliff. Ezekiel had the bungee cord, but Bridgette didn't.
"Hoold on tight Bridgette!" Ezekiel shouted.
"What do you think I'm doing?!" Bridgette shouted as they continued to plummet.
Now, Bridgette was only hanging onto Ezekiel's hand, which was growing increasingly sweaty by the amount of action. This was not good because the sweat on Ezekiel's palms were causing Bridgette to slip. "I'm slipping!" Bridgette screamed and began panicking.
The bungee cord stopped as Bridgette's feet were inches away from the net down below, which was only about three feet above the boiling hot lava. Then, the cord yanked them both back up and they fell onto the top of the volcano in front of their teammates.
"Well...that was...exciting." DJ gaped.
"We're alive!" Ezekiel cheered.
"Of course we are, silly!" Bridgette giggled. "And guess what I got!" She held up a yellow logo piece and her team cheered.
"How did you get it?!" Ezekiel marveled.
"I managed to grab it when we were being pulled up. It was wedged into the rock, but not very tightly." Bridgette explained. She tossed it to Alejandro and he ran down the volcano's pathway, wheelbarrow in hand.
"Spicy, eh!" Ezekiel grinned.
"Um, it's sweet." Bridgette corrected him, trying to keep in a giggle.
"Oh, I don't quite have the lingo down, eh." Ezekiel admitted.
(Outhouse Confessional- Sweet & Sour or Hot & Spicy?)
Ezekiel- "I'm so glad LeShawna and Bridgette forgave me, eh! It might be hard for the others like Eva and Heather to forgive me though..."
Bridgette- "Ezekiel's such a sweetheart!"
Alejandro- "If you ask me, Ezekiel could be a good ally. I did free him from that crate he was in in TDWT. Maybe he'd join my alliance to take down Heather!" He grinned.
LeShawna- "Now I feel guilty." She sighed.
(Green Snakes – Eva, Max, Scarlett, Katie, Sadie, Topher)
"Who should go first?" Katie asked. "Because I don't really want to go first." She gulped, peeking over the edge of the volcano, her eyes widening at the sight of the deep crater.
"Oh, I totally do not want to go first either." Sadie shook her head. "Aw, I think my hair if frazzling out!"
"Is frazzling a word?" Katie asked.
"I don't know, but it is now, I just said it!" Sadie giggled. "I love doing that."
"Would you two blubbering bassoons keep quiet! Especially you, extra blubbery one!" Max shouted, pointing at Sadie. The larger of the two BFFFL's looked shocked, and then her expression turned to sadness after hearing Max's comment.
Katie gasped. "You do not talk to my BFFFL like that!" Katie scolded. "You could lose a couple pounds yourself, Mister!"
"You could stand to gain a couple of pounds you tooth pic!" Max scoffed. "Anorexic is more like it!" Katie and Sadie both gasped. There was a pause before they both broke down crying. They hugged each other and sobbed. [1]
Max rolled his eyes. "You two could stand to take an insult! You'd never make good minions! I'll probably just send you to the gallows when I rule the world." Max said, waving them off snootily. "So, who's jumping? Obviously those two sobbing saps are in no condition to do so."
"How about you jump." Eva grumbled. "You sure aren't acting like a team player lately."
"How dare you make such comments! Evil will not jump first, it's ridiculous!" Max refused, crossing his arms.
"What about Chris-lover over there?" Eva asked, jabbing a thumb in Topher's direction. "He hasn't said much." Topher was currently busy tapping away at Chef's phone, trying to contact the producers.
"Doesn't look like it's gonna happen." Max shrugged. "Maybe you should jump."
"I can't you moron! I'm the wheelbarrower, now jump, you idiot!" Eva snarled. She grabbed Max (which wasn't too difficult), and attached the bungee cord to his ankle.
"How dare you grab evil like this!" Max shouted. "You will pay for this!" The pudgy self proclaimed evil genius was thrown off the edge, screaming the entire way.
"You'd better grab a logo piece down there or I'm gonna hurt you!" Eva hollered. This only made Max scream more.
(Outhouse Confessional- Now that's satisfying!)
Max- "How dare that fitness gorilla throw me over the edge! I will not stand for it!" Max declared. "She will most definitely not be a good sidekick. She reminds me of Scarlett. The old Scarlett anyway. That raises a pertinent question...who will be my new sidekick?" Max pondered. "I must find someone to clear out the bats while I create a light source for my new secret lair."
Eva- She rolls her eyes. "Ugh, Max reminds me of Heather. Annoying, a jerk, and they're both weak. Although, Max is much stupider than Heather." She stated.
Topher- "Now that I have Chef's phone, I can call the producers. None have picked up yet, but it'll happen soon!" He grinned. Suddenly, the phone lit up. Topher gasped and pressed a button on the phone. What he saw made his expression drop. "Shoot, it was just a picture of the new Twilight soundtrack sent by his mom." He grumbled. "Come on Chef, I thought you were better than that!"
(Red Raccoons – Rodney, Amy, Samey, B, Dawn, Anne Maria)
"So, who will be going first?" Dawn asked.
"I'll go first!" Amy offered. She wasn't thrilled about it at all, but she knew she had to be better than her sister, so she began hooking the bungee cord to her ankle.
Samey walked over, wearing blue shorts, which she normally wore for her sleepwear. "Samey, why are you wearing your pajama shorts?" Amy asked. "You look stupid, your outfit is all mismatched." She scoffed.
"When did you change anyway?" Dawn asked.
"I stopped by the communal washrooms on the way to the clearing." Samey explained. "Have fun jumping in a skirt, Amy." Samey grinned devilishly.
Amy realized she was wearing a skirt like she thought Samey would have. "What? But...I thought...you were supposed to..." She blubbered. But she didn't get to finish. Samey shoved her off the side of the volcano and Amy went down screaming.
(Outhouse Confessional- She got burned! Hopefully not literally!)
Samey- "I've always wanted to do that!" She giggled, pumping a fist in the air. "I've had dreams of doing that! And, what was better was when they saw her underwear when she fell!" Samey laughed.
"Samey! What is wrong with you?!" Rodney shouted. "What if Amy hadn't attached the bungee cord? Not to mention that was really rude!"
Samey fumed, but it didn't last long when she saw Amy screaming. Her skirt fluttered behind her, revealing her pink panties, complete with smiley faces. Samey fell over laughing, she was giggling so hard that her legs were kicking up in the air.
B looked like he was laughing as well, but he made no sound. He seemed to be enjoying the show though. Dawn was also giggling slightly.
Despite defending Amy earlier, Rodney couldn't help but grin at the sight of Amy's underwear.
(Outhouse Confessional- Rodney's got a dirty mind!)
Rodney- "I got to see Amy's underwear! I knew we had something, but I never thought we'd make it to second base so quickly!" He grinned, lovestruck.
Samey- /She's giggling uncontrollably. So much so, that she falls over, still laughing and kicking her legs in the air/
Amy- "How dare she push me off the edge and trick me like that!" She fumed. "She is so gonna pay for that! No one humiliates me!"
Meanwhile, down in the clearing, Scarflett was growing frustrated. "Ugh, what is taking them so long?" She wondered out loud. She would have been more insulting, but there were others around her, so she was trying to act nicer.
"Well, you've got Katie and Sadie on you team," Trent said, "They aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer.
"Oh yeah and Max is on your team too." Dave said, glad he didn't have Max on his team.
"Don't remind me." Scarlett muttered.
"Eva's probably up there yelling at all of them." Cody chuckled.
"Okay, I get it. MY team sucks." Scarlett said, rolling her eyes.
(Outhouse Confessional- Where people rant)
Scarlett- "Ugh, keeping up this nice routine is sickening! Especially when Chris puts me on a team with complete morons!" She groaned.
"Time to figure out who to vote off, because I can guarantee you we're gonna lose unless some miracle happens." She sighed. "Max might actually be useful in terms of an alliance, but I'll have no problem dumping him, given a good opportunity. Katie and Sadie are useless, but they aren't threats either, so they wouldn't be terrible to keep around. That leaves Topher and Eva. I still despise Topher after last season, so he'd make good cannon fodder, and Eva might be a good alliance member. She's strong, she's working on her anger problems, and she's not stupid..."
Cody- "I kinda feel bad for Scarlett." Cody chuckled. "Her team's pretty sucky right now. Although, she did try to kill five people last season, so I guess it's punishment. Either that or Karma."
Dave- "Scarlett thinks she's got it bad? She wasn't the one who was lead on by a girl she liked, given a kiss, and then dumped again!" Dave growled. It took him a minute to realize what he said. "Oh...does that sound kinda wrong in this scenario?"
Chris McLean- "The challenge was getting kind of dry, so we're just gonna fast forward it to towards the end. That's where the drama starts picking up!" He grinned.
"The Orange Wolverines currently have four pieces, putting them in the lead, only to be tied with the Yellow Beavers!" Chris announced. "The Blue Bears and Purple Loons both have three pieces, while the Red Raccoons and the Green Snakes only have two! Clearly, it's still anyone's game!"
"Is it?" Gwen asked. "We just need one more piece to win, along with the Yellow Beavers! If we both win immunity, that leaves two other spots, which would obviously be taken up by the teams with three pieces!"
"Hey, you never know!" Chris protested. "There's always some kind of twist towards the end!"
"Whatever." Gwen said, rolling her eyes. Brick suddenly came hurling back out of the volcano, as if the volcano and burped him back up.
"No luck." He sighed. "There's one caught in between a rock and a hard place. Literally!" The army cadet pointed to one of the ledges where an orange logo piece was wedged against the wall. "I couldn't grab it going down, and coming back up was too fast."
"I'll win this." Gwen grinned. She took the bungee cord from Brick's ankle and hooked it up to her own. She made a diving formation and dove into the volcano, heading straight for the ledge.
The Goth girl fell past the ledge, but managed to hold onto it, stretching the bungee cord, which wanted to pull Gwen back up. With her free hand, she yanked the orange logo piece from in between the ledge and wall and then let go of the ledge, skyrocketing her up and over the lip of the volcano.
"That wasn't so hard." She remarked, grinning. Brick smiled sheepishly as Gwen stood up and handed the piece to Tyler.
"Don't mess this up, or so help me, you will be voted off!" Jo threatened the jock. Tyler gulped and nodded. He put the logo piece into the wheelbarrow and hurried down the trail, only to trip up.
Jo face-palmed, but luckily Tyler managed to regain his footing and continued running. "Our only hope is that he doesn't trip up again, and that Cody can piece together the broken pieces." Jo sighed.
"At least we're ahead of the Yellow Beavers." Heather shrugged as DJ reluctantly dove into the volcano, albeit screaming his head off.
"Well, Tyler's screwed up a lot this challenge." Jo reminded her. "He's broken two of the logo pieces and he's tripped five times already!"
Suddenly they heard a thump and a crash, followed by, "I'm okay!" From Tyler.
"Six times. He's tripped six times already." Jo corrected herself.
"Eh, Cody's smart, he can get this done." Brick assured. "No matter how many pieces there are." They all looked down into the clearing and saw Tyler's wheelbarrow hit a root sticking out of the ground.
The logo piece flew out, but Cody managed to catch it. Tyler wasn't so lucky. The wheelbarrow, refusing to move over the root, and went up on its wheel, but Tyler wasn't anticipating this. The jock went up with the wheelbarrow, and landed crotch-first on one of the wheelbarrow handles until the wheelbarrow flipped over. Tyler whimpered in pain as he lay on the ground.
"Ooh." Gwen, Brick, Heather and Jo all cringed in unison. "That's gonna hurt come morning." Brick observed.
"I think it already hurts." Gwen said, trying to stifle a laugh.
Down below in the clearing, Cody was working furiously on the puzzle. He had about thirty individual tiny pieces, along with three larger sized ones. The tech geek managed to get the three larger pieces together, and was now working with the smaller ones, much like a jigsaw puzzle.
Gwen, Brick, Heather, Jo, and a still whimpering Tyler stood around him. "Remember, none of you can help him! He's gotta do it himself!" Chris told them through the megaphone.
"We know!" Gwen shouted. "That's like the seventh time you've said that!"
"Sheesh, I'm just making sure you follow the rules." Chris muttered. "Excuse me if I'm trying to keep you from disqualification."
"And...done!" Cody said triumphantly. Chris sighed and made his way over to them. He looked at their logo, which was an orange wolverine bearing its teeth.
"What happened?" Chris asked. "It's put together well, but what's with all the tiny shattered pieces.
"Tyler tripped." Jo explained. "A lot."
"I see." Chris said. "Well, I still declare you the winners!" The host pulled out his megaphone. "The Orange Wolverines win Immunity! There are three spots left, so you might wanna hurry your butts up!" Chris shouted, startling a few people.
(Outhouse Confessional- They're all winners in our book!)
Jo- "I'd say we did pretty well as a team today. Cody was much more useful than I had previously thought. Heather was still annoying, but Gwen and Brick weren't too bad. Tyler sucked though. I never thought I'd diss another athlete, but wow, he is really bad." She said, baffling herself.
Heather- "Well, I didn't get to lead exactly, but we still won." She shrugged. "Maybe being the leader isn't always necessary. Especially this season, considering there won't be any official teams."
Brick- "I think we did good work today as a platoon. I am thoroughly excited to find out who my next team will be!" He grinned, giving a salute.
(Yellow Beavers- Alejandro, Bridgette, LeShawna, Harold, Ezekiel, DJ)
DJ's classic scream could be heard across the volcano's crater (and the island for that matter). The kind hearted-football player was barreling towards the lava for the first time.
He had been afraid to jump before, and LeShawna and Bridgette were kind enough to take turns, along with Ezekiel. Then, DJ had decided he wanted to try and conquer his fear, so he did the next jump.
So far, he wasn't doing such a great job. "DJ! The last piece is hanging from the ledge over there, I can see it!" Bridgette shouted, pointing to the ledge that DJ was falling towards. "Grab it on your way back up!"
DJ gulped as he fell past the ledge. He spotted the piece dangling from the ledge, being held up by a rope. As he ran out of cord, he thought about how he'd grab it.
Once the bungee cord went maximum length, DJ was yanked back up, screaming once again. He looked up to see the piece dangling above him. He grabbed it just as he was flung back up and onto the lip of the volcano.
"You got it DJ!" Bridgette exclaimed. "You actually got it!"
DJ looked down into his arms and saw he did indeed have the yellow logo piece. "I got it?! I got it!" He cheered.
"Good, now give to Alejandro and we can stop jumping." LeShawna remarked. DJ tossed the piece to the Spanish womanizer and he ran down the trail with it in his wheelbarrow.
"Nice job, eh!" Ezekiel said, giving DJ a pat on the back. "You conquered y'er fear!"
"I guess I did!" DJ said happily.
(Outhouse Confessional- OR DID HE?!)
LeShawna- "He may have conquered his fear of jumping into volcanoes, but he's still gotta conquer about fifty other fears as well." She said, rolling her eyes. "I mean, I love having another brother around, but DJ can be a real chicken, and that routine is gittin' old."
DJ- "I'm proud of myself for conquering my fear! If only conquering my fear of snakes was as easy. I'm okay with small ones, but any snake bigger than my foot is bad news." He shivered.
(Purple Loons- Jasmine, Scott, Courtney, Sky, Duncan, Trent)
"Come on guys! We've still got two more pieces to get a hold of!" Jasmine said. "And I just saw Alejandro making his way down the volcano, which means the Yellow Beavers are gonna place second for immunity!"
"If someone would stop hitting on me, I could focus!" Courtney snarled, giving a glare in Scott's direction. The farm boy smiled sheepishly while Duncan observed this, grinning slyly.
"I don't care who's hitting on who, you've been missing pieces that are simple to get! Sky's the one who's gotten all three pieces!" Jasmine said. As if on cue, Sky came flying back out of the volcano, holding up a purple piece. "Make that all four.' Jasmine smirked.
"Okay, I see your point." Courtney sighed. "But perhaps Mr. Ladies man should give it a try." Courtney sneered. She handed Scott the bungee cord and the farm boy gulped.
"No big deal, heh-heh." He chuckled nervously. "Back on the farm we bungee jumped into the river, and sometimes the harness would snap!"
"I don't think you're reassuring yourself here." Courtney said, rolling her eyes.
(Outhouse Confessional- We're reassured!)
Courtney- "While I'm not interested in Scott or Duncan, leading them on might not be such a bad idea. I realize Sky got major heat for doing that to Dave last season, but Scott and Duncan both deserve it, and they can both take it." Courtney assured herself. "Leading them on, or pretending to favor one over the other could gain their help for an alliance." She grinned.
"WA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AH!" Scott wailed as he plunged into the volcano crater. The cord reached maximum length and he spiraled back up, but he didn't hit the ledge of the volcano where the others were standing on. He fell back in for another shot, but just ended up tying himself up in the rope.
Pretty soon, after much repetition, he had bungee cord wrapped around himself. Scott hung there in defeat. "I could use a little help! I have bungee cord where bungee cord should not be!" He shouted.
"Ew, TMI!" Courtney cringed.
"Well this is great." Jasmine sighed. "Sky, try to untie him. I don't think I'm allowed to help. I'm probably only allowed to man the wheelbarrow."
Sky rushed over and pulled up Scott. She surveyed the bungee cord. "How did you get yourself tied up like this?" She asked him.
"I don't want to talk about it." He grumbled."
(Outhouse Confessional- All tied up!)
Jasmine- "Well, I think we blew that one right out of the water. More like Scott did though." She sighed. "I think Scott, Courtney and Duncan are good people, and I don't exactly want to vote for them if I don't have too. I'll wait to decide who to vote for once the other losing team is announced."
Courtney- "Yeah, I'm pretty sure we're gonna lose. Like I said before, Scott and Duncan could be useful, so I won't vote against them. Perhaps Trent, no one really cares about him anyway." She shrugged.
Duncan- "If Scott thinks he can win Courtney back, he's got another thing coming. The way I see it, Courtney votes off Scott, I vote off Scott, I convince the others to vote of Scott. Simple as that." He grinned wickedly.
Scott- He is massaging his joints. "Gah, that rope really cuts into your circulation!" He marveled. "I think I still have some rope in between my butt cheeks!" He said, reaching into his pants. Thankfully, the camera cuts out before we can see anymore.
"And the Yellow Beavers Complete their logo!" Chris shouted. "Only two places left! The Purple Loons seem to be stuck with four pieces now that Scott's all tied up! Can they pull through? The Blue Bears also have four pieces, going on five, thanks to Geoff!"
"Would you can it already?!" Duncan hollered from atop the volcano.
"Nope!" Chris shouted happily. Behind him, the members of the Yellow Beavers and Orange Wolverines were heading to the washrooms and the cabins. "Don't forget! You've still got to attend the marshmallow ceremony!" Chris called after them.
"We know!" Most of them shouted in unison.
Meanwhile, far atop the volcano, Dave leaped in for the Blue Bears. He screamed as he barreled towards the lava below. "Dude, what do you have to loose? You've lost your girlfriend and your hair!" Izzy called down.
"I wasn't his girlfriend!" Sky shouted from across the crater.
"Izzy, probably not a very good idea reminding him about his past failures." Geoff said. "He's just gonna lose it and miss the piece.
Shockingly, Dave flew back up out of the crater, a blue logo piece in his hand. "Guy, awesome! How'd you get it?" Geoff asked.
"Well, when Izzy reminded me of how Sky dumped me and how she made me lose my hair, I just got angry and tapped into my extra energy I guess." Dave shrugged.
"Hey! It wasn't my fault!" Sky shouted again. "And I didn't make you lose your hair! I told you to duck, but you didn't!"
Dave ignored her as Ella took the piece and began dancing down the trail. "Ella, could you run instead of dancing, we're kind of on a tight schedule!"
"Why of course Prince David!" Ella giggled. She began running down the trail now.
"Yes! Izzy's gonna win this one!" Izzy cackled. She ran down the trail after Ella. Geoff shrugged and lead the rest of his team after her.
(Green Snakes – Max, Scarlett, Katie, Sadie, Eva, Topher)
"Hurry up! We're in last place!" Eva shouted. "Scarlett's waiting at the bottom with two pieces! She needs three more! The only ones we're competing with here are the Red Raccoons and the Purple Loons! We're just lucky the Loons are stuck right now!"
"Don't talk back to Evil!" Max sneered.
'Don't make me throw you into the volcano again!" Eva threatened.
"I already jumped." Katie said. "I don't wanna do it again."
"Agreed, I jumped too, it was so scary!" Sadie shivered. "But at least we got the two pieces!"
"Omigosh, we so totally got those pieces! We rock!" Katie giggled.
Eva let out a frustrated cry. "Topher, into the volcano!" She roared.
"No can do, I'm waiting for an important call. Can't risk dropping the phone in the lava, or missing the call while I jump." Topher explained.
Suddenly, next to them, Eva saw Dawn getting launched back out of the volcano. She was holding the last piece needed for her team.
"Hurry! We can win this!" Dawn said to Rodney. Rodney took the piece and began running down the volcano.
After lots of running, Rodney realized there was no way he could pass Ella, who was already much farther down the volcano. Then, he did something shocked his entire team, along with Chris.
Rodney grabbed the piece from the wheelbarrow and chucked it down towards Anne Maria's stone slab. She had all the pieces together and was currently turned around, doing her makeup in a hand-held mirror.
Rodney's team watched in horror as the piece flew the air. They were almost certain it would break on impact. "I can't watch!" Dawn cried. B put a hand to Dawn's eyes, covering her vision.
Then, by some miracle, the piece came closer and closer to fitting right into place on the stone slab. Time seemed to freeze as everyone watched the piece fly through the air.
Rodney, looking hopeful, watched as the piece was about to fit into place. Then...it flew right past it. The Red Raccoons sighed in defeat, but all was not lost.
The red logo piece slammed into Anne Maria's hair, but did not break. It bounced off her poof and landed right in place, completing the puzzle. This happening seconds before Noah put his piece into place.
"And the Red Raccoons have done it! Thanks to Rodney's surprisingly quick thinking, they win the third place of immunity! The Blue Bears get the fourth spot, leaving the Purple Loons and Green Snakes up for elimination!" Chris shouted.
Several teams cheered, other teams sighed. "Eh, it was inevitable." Jasmine shrugged. "Sky, you might want to get scissors."
"Good call." Sky said as Scott hung from the bungee cord.
"Wait, but don't teams have to run the piece down in a wheelbarrow?" Scarlett asked down below.
"Actually, I never said you couldn't throw it down, it just wasn't a good idea." Chris shrugged. "But Rodney and Anne Maria made it work somehow."
(Outhouse Confessional- Tension is rising!)
Jasmine- "Well, the other team has lots of options to choose from for voting, so I think I'll vote for someone from the opposite team, to avoid hostility." She shrugged.
Scarlett- "So many people to choose from. My team totally screwed up today, so no doubt someone from out team is going home." She sighed.
Max- "Clearly, it was not my fault. Evil shall never take the fault! Currently, I am working on finding a new sidekick, but no one seems to be working. I guess Scarlett could scare the bats out of the cave if she showed them her face."
Katie & Sadie – Katie- "Omigosh, the guy with the purple hair was so mean!"
Sadie-"Omigosh, so mean!"
Katie- "I don't care what he said about your weight! You're still the prettiest girl I know!"
Sadie- "And you're the prettiest girl I know! You're so pretty, you should get a boyfriend! I want to hook you up with someone this season!"
Katie- "Oh, you don't need to do that!" She giggled. "But it'd be fun."
Eva was walking past the communal washrooms. She had just finished taking a shower and was currently heading for the TDI cabin. The fitness buff shook her wet hair off, much like a wet dog.
Suddenly, someone pulled her into the shadows, and before Eva could sock them right in the face, the person assured her they were no trouble.
"What do you want?" Eva snarled.
"All I request is that you vote for someone with me tonight." Said the mystery person. "I saw you in the challenge today, and I know you're working on your anger management, so I thought you'd make an excellent alliance member."
"It depends on who you want me to vote for." Eva answered. "I don't normally care for alliances, so I might vote just this one time."
"That's okay, it's all I ask of you right now. If you're interested you know who to talk to." Said the person. Eva leaned in as the mystery subject whispered the name of the person to vote off into her ear.
Eva looked at her and nodded. And with that, the two walked off in opposite directions.
The night had grown dark, and the traditional Total Drama elimination music was playing from disclosed location. The bonfire crackled as all 36 campers sat on the stumps around it, creating quite the crowd.
In front of them, Chris stood at the oil drum, holding out a tray of 18 marshmallows. Since there were so many campers, there was another plate of 17 marshmallows sitting on top of the oil drum. "Welcome to the first Marshmallow ceremony of Total Drama Unfinished Business!" Chris declared.
"Not bad for you first challenge!" Chris acknowledged. "There was love, there was hate, and there was lots of trip ups and hilarious moments, most of them brought to us by Tyler!" Chris chuckled.
Tyler glared at the host. "Relax, your team won, so you all get marshmallows! Along with members of the Yellow Beavers, Red Raccoons, and Blue Bears! Marshmallows for the lot of you!"
Chris tossed the first six marshmallows to Brick, Gwen, Jo, Heather, Cody and Tyler. Brick and Gwen grinned as they caught their marshmallows. Jo smiled proudly at her accomplishment. Cody gave a sly (or what he thought was sly) grin as he caught his. Heather caught hers, and Tyler's hit him in the face.
The next three marshmallows went to Alejandro, Bridgette and LeShawna, who caught them happily. Well, except for Alejandro. LeShawna slapped him before he could catch his thus, it hit him in the face. The next three were tossed to Harold, Ezekiel and DJ.
Izzy gobbled her marshmallow down much like feral dog tearing into its prey as soon as she caught it, leaving Noah slightly disturbed as he caught his gooey treat. Ella sang a happy ditty as she caught hers and Geoff let out a cheer as he caught his and popped it into his mouth. Dakota caught hers happily, while Dave took his and threw it on the ground and began stomping on it.
Many people watched this, some of them, like Sky were slightly disturbed. Rodney's marshmallow hit him in the face while Amy and Samey both caught theirs gladly. Anne Maria's marshmallow landed in her poof and she plucked it out while Dawn and B both caught theirs happily.
"Alright, we're down to our last tray of marshmallows!" Chris said.
"We were already down to our last tray." Gwen observed. "The first eighteen of us received ours, and then the next five got theirs from tray two."
Chris glared at her. "Do you always have to be so technical?"
"Yes. It drives you crazy." Gwen grinned.
"Fine, fair enough." Chris sighed. "Anyway, that leaves us with the Purple Loons and the Green Snakes. The first three marshmallows go to Jasmine, Sky, and Eva, who all actually tried to do something."
Jasmine smiled as she caught her's, as well as Sky, who made it well aware that she was eating hers to Dave. Eva grinned as she caught hers.
"Scarlett, Katie, Sadie, you all get marshmallows as well!" Chris said, tossing each of them one. Scarlett looked satisfied as she caught hers and Katie and Sadie both squealed, much to Noah's annoyance.
"The newly formed love triangle!" Chris said, throwing marshmallows to Scott, Courtney and Duncan.
"Don't call it that!" Courtney whined.
Chris ignored her and focused on the remaining three campers. "The next marshmallow goes to...Trent." Chris said, and tossed the musician his marshmallow.
Trent actually seemed shocked, but then warmed up to it as he caught his and ate the white, fluffy treat.
"That brings us to the final marshmallow." Chris said. "Max and Topher. One of you will be sent packing!"
Neither Max nor Topher looked worried. "Come on! Where's the shivering in fear? The biting of the nails? Fierce glaring at the other?" Chris whined
"Dude, I haven't talked to him ever." Topher said. "And I'm not worried.
"Same goes for your Evil highness!" Max stated.
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"Max." Chris said.
"Ah-ha! Evil prevails again!" Max cackled as he stood up. Chris tossed him his marshmallow, which flew into his mouth, causing him to hack and cough as he swallowed it. [2]
"What?!" Topher exclaimed, standing up in shock. "How did I lose?!"
"You were too busy playing with your little phone there than helping us with the challenge." Eva barked.
Suddenly, Chef walked up. "Gimme that!" He snapped, and snatched his phone from Topher's grip.
"But-but...I was supposed to win this! I was supposed to become the new host! I was gonna be famous!" he cried.
"Oh hush, you're already on this show." Chris rolled his eyes. "I knew you were trying to play me all along."
"No you didn't!" Chef argued.
"Shut up!" Chris retaliated.
"Um, hello..." Gwen said. "Annoying Chris wannabe has to get sent home!"
"Oh yeah," Chris grinned wickedly. "This season, we've got my favorite transport home yet!"
"I call her, The Boot of Shame!" Chris declared, putting his hands up for dramatic effect.
Topher gulped as he stared at the large, black, sailor boot. "You mean I'm going to be kicked off of the island by that?!" He cried, observing the rocket engines on the heel.
"Yup, you'll literally be kicked off the island!" Chris chuckled. "About 32 more of you get to ride this baby home too!" Chris told the other campers. They all stared in horror at the monster sized boot, which was perched on top of the small peninsula branching off from Pahkitew Island.
Chef placed Topher on a large red X on the ground. The Chris-wannabe was too petrified to move. "We'll try to aim for that Playa De Losers cruise ship over yonder." Chris grinned. In the distance, the silhouette of a cruise ship was visible.
"Thar she blows!" Chris cackled as he pressed a red button on his remote control. Suddenly, the large, black, boot swung down, being power by the rocket engines on the heel. The toe of the boot slammed into Topher's back and sent him soaring off into the water, complete with a scream that echoed into the night.
"I think he's close enough to the cruise ship." Chris chuckled, putting down a pair of binoculars "Well, that's it for the first episode of the season!" He said, facing the camera. "Stay tuned to see what crazy drama goes down next week on: Total...Drama...Unfinished Business!"
(Voting Confessionals)
Jasmine- "Topher really screwed things up for my team last season, so I guess he'd be a good vote home. This'll probably be a throw away vote though, but hey, you never know." She shrugged.
Sky- "Jasmine told me to vote for Topher, and I guess I don't disagree. Plus, Dave's immune so I don't care."
Scott- "Duncan, duh."
Duncan- "Scott, duh."
Courtney- "Well, I want to keep Scott and Duncan around, so I'll vote off Eva. She's probably still got some anger management issues anyway."
Trent- "I'll vote for Eva, mostly because she still scares me sometimes!"
Scarlett- "I'm voting Topher because he totally screwed things up this challenge! I'd normally vote for Max, but I'm starting to find a bit of use in him."
Eva- "Someone told me to vote for Topher, so that's who I'm voting for. And no, I'm not gonna disclose who told me to vote for him!"
Max- "I'm voting for Sadie, mostly because she's a blubbering baby that can't take an insult."
Katie & Sadie – Katie- "I'm voting for Max because he was being a big meany today! Especially since he was insulting you!"
Sadie- "Aw, I'm voting for him two! He was insulting you too!"
Topher- "I'm voting off Scarlett because she's gotten really scary lately! Now if only the producers would call already! I've left them like fifteen messages!"
Votes
Jasmine- Topher
Sky- Topher
Trent- Eva
Scott- Duncan
Duncan- Scott
Courtney- Eva
Scarlett- Topher
Max- Sadie
Katie- Max
Sadie- Max
Topher- Scarlett
Eva- Topher
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Topher- 4
Max- 2
Eva- 2
Scarlett- 1
Scott- 1
Duncan- 1
Sadie- 1
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Voted Off – Topher
Reason: Topher is pretty annoying, so I didn't care to keep him around. Plus, it's fun to watch him stutter when his plans have been foiled by none other than Chris! Not to mention, his plot was difficult to work with. Thus, he his banished to the Cruise Ship of Losers!
[1]- I'm not trying to offend anyone here! Eating disorders are not a laughing matter I'm sorry if I did offend anyone, it was just part of the characterization.
[2]- A reference to Spongebob of all things! The best episode (In my opinion) is none other than The Camping Episode in which Squidward is repeatedly mauled by a Sea Bear. Yeah, I'm not making this stuff up. The point is, Max's choking on the marshmallow was a reference to when Squidward choked on one of the gooey treats. Mmm... Marshmallows! Just like the astronauts eat!
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