Disclaimer- I do not own any of the Total Drama characters that I choose to torture—I mean put in the story! They are merely here for mine, and your amusement. No profit is being made off of this (No one would would stoop as low as to pay me for this anyway) I give all credit to the creators of Total Drama, as well as Johnny Depp, because...well, he's Johnny Depp!
Notes From The Depths of Sarcasm- I'm glad many of you enjoyed the first Episode! The next episodes will remain only one chapter long, while the finale is scheduled to be a two-parter again.
As for the actual stories, there are plenty of plots going on, so be sure you can catch all of them! Lots of parts of this story will be borrowed from The Kobold Necromancer's stories, just wanted to get that out there! Now here's some replies to any questions you might have had in your reviews!"
Review Replies:
Elizabeth Life Stone: Thanks! I try to make it funny, cause hey, it's Total Drama! XD
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Guest: Ezekiel has returned to his normal human self, but he still has a few...quirks. Also, don't worry, Cameron will appear in the Bonus Episodes, and I'm not done with Owen, even if he is an intern...
Guest: Don't worry, there's plenty going on with the Sky and Dave love train. ;)
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Chapter 03 (Day 02)- Splash Zone!
"Last time on Total Drama Unfinished Business," Chris began, "We said hello to a familiar group of teens! That's right, we brought back 36 contestants who had something or other left against this show!"
"After getting cozy in their new/not-so-new cabins, the contestants were treated to their first challenge: A bungee-jumping adventure into the crater of a volcano! The contestants had to retrieve pieces of their logo and run them down the hill where a teammate would put them together!" Chris grinned.
"Noah annoyed the crap out of me, Duncan and Scott competed for Courtney's affection, and we saw a little more of Amy than we needed to." Chris chuckled. "In the end, Rodney saved the day for his team, and sent the Green Snakes and Purple Loons to the elimination bonfire pit! Everyone had had enough of Topher's scheming ways, and they sent him packing, Boot o' Shame style!"
"Will Heather best Alejandro? Can Max find the perfect sidekick to help him for his secret lair? And will Samey triumph over Amy? Find out on this week's episode of Total...Drama...Unfinished Business!"
~Theme Song (I Wanna Be Famous!)~
(Pahkitew Island Mess Hall)
Owen, dressed in a red intern shirt and green khakis, tip toed past Chef and made his way into the kitchen where a pot of some sort of gumbo sat on the stove.
Owen lifted the lid of the pot and sniffed the gumbo, which was a red goo with banana peels and a stray sock, which might have been Owen's. For some reason, Owen found this delicious and grabbed a spoon and shoved a spoonful of the stuff into his mouth.
"Mhm!" He giggled, savoring the gumbo, which was still in his mouth.
"Hey!" Chef scolded, running towards Owen and snatching the pot away from him. "Stay away from the gumbo! That's for breakfast!"
"But it's so good!" Owen whined.
"Dude, I used one of yo' socks in that gumbo!" Chef said, his eyes widened. "And you think it's good?! That stuff's supposed 'ta eat away at yo' intestines and stomach lining!"
"W-What?!" Owen gasped. He held his belly and looked down upon his girth. "You mean I'm dying from the inside?!"
Chef let out a crazy laugh. "Nah, I was just kiddin'!" He cackled. "But seriously, that stuff's not good for you."
Suddenly, Owen farted and Chef covered his face with his hands. "Gah! Dude, you gotta get that uner control!" The chef let out a cry of disgust and ran out of the kitchen, still coughing and hacking.
(Outhouse Confessional- Yay Owen's back!)
Owen- "Lots of people tell me I should see a doctor because of my...uh...odors. But I don't really mind it! It's just the result of a lot of yummy foods having a party in my belly!" he giggled.
Chef Hatchet- "Gah! I think the stank is eating away at my nasal passages as we speak!" He exclaimed, holding his nose with both hands. "That kid needs 'ta see a doctor!"
(TDI Cabin – Bridgette, Courtney, Eva, Gwen, Heather, Izzy, Katie, LeShawna, Sadie)
Heather let out a yawn and opened her eyes from her well-deserved sleep, only to be startled by Izzy, who was right up in her face. The crazy red-head hung from the bottom of the top bunk above Heaher's bed.
"Wah! What the heck?!" Heather shrieked, backing up from Izzy. "What do you want psycho hose-beast?!"
"Have you seen any magical woodland gnomes of Canadia?" Izzy asked her, sounding strangely serious.
"What? Magical woodland gnomes? Canadia?" heather asked. "Get out of my bed you crazy red-head!" heather demanded. "I haven't seen any stupid gnomes, because they don't exist! No leave me be!"
Izzy swung from the bunk above heather's bed and landed on top of Gwen's bed, startling her. "What do you want Izzy?" She asked, straightening out her hair with a few licks of spit.
"Have you seen any magical woodland gnomes?!" Izzy asked her quickly. "Any of the Canadian variety?"
"No, I haven't seen any, but maybe you should go check the communal washrooms." Gwen suggested, just going with the craziness.
"Good idea! Izzy will be off!" She shouted and let out a psychotic Tarzan scream and bolted out the cabin door.
"It's best to just go with it." Gwen told the others, who were questioning her sanity.
(Outhouse Confessional- Is she sane?)
Izzy- "I know there are woodland gnomes running around! It's only been one day so far, but I've noticed some things have gone missing, like a pair of my panties, my jar of macadamia nuts, and my squirrel-sized tuba among other things!"
"Wanna know how I know they're Canadian gnomes? Not just because we're in Canada, but because they've left signs! Like mysterious maple-leaf-shaped crop circles, and random hockey sticks laying about! I PROMISE I WILL FIND THOSE GNOMES AND BRING THEM TO JUSTICE!"
Gwen- "Izzy's searched for stranger things than gnomes before. Back in World Tour, she was searching for elves on the plane, and back on the island, she was searching for a mutated sponge and starfish. Sometimes I really wonder what's going on in the head of hers." [1]
Heather- "Agh, Izzy gave me the fright of my life this morning! She'd better not keep interogating me every morning, or she's gonna be off this island real quick!"
Max was currently walking through the forest, headed for his secret cave. He hid behind a bush and peeked out, making sure no one was following him.
He left the bush and tip-toed to his cave. "Yes! Evil has once again eluded anyone in the vicinity! No one shall find their way to me EVIL LAIR!" Max cackled, his face contorting into an ugly grin.
"Hello Max." Scarlett greeted, coming out from behind a tree trunk.
"Wah!" Max shrieked, falling over. "How did you find me and my secret lair?!"
"You're not that hard to follow you know." Scarlett told him. "So, what are you up to?"
"Something very technical, but there's no way I'm going to tell you." Max sneered. "But if you must know, I'm working on a secret lair where I can do my EVIL bidding!"
"Sounds very technical." Scarlett agreed.
"Yes, this cave will be outfitted with a secret password security system, and inside shall be several very evil devices!" Max cackled. "It's brilliant!" He said, the rolling the R in brilliant. [2]
"May I help?" Scarlett asked.
"Well...unfortunately there's a bit of a problem. The cave is dark and infested with bats, and I cannot work under these conditions!" Max said. "Luckily, I've come up with a brand new invention!"
Scarlett raised an eyebrow at this. "I call it, The Super Brighty Lighty-inator!" Max declared. "With the press of a button, it lights up any cave! Just hang it on the ceiling and boom! Instant lighting!"
"Max," Scarlett said, "That's already been done. It's called a flashlight, or a lamp."
Max looked at her like she was crazy. "What are you talking about? This is a brand new invention!" Max protested.
"Nope, it already exists." Scarlett told him.
"Well...whatever! I made one out of spare parts from Chris's many security cameras! I should at least get recognition for that!" He complained. "The point is, I still need to get rid of the bats."
"I have a simple solution." Scarlett said. She stepped into the cave, and Max was wondering what she was about to do. Suddenly, Scarlett let out a loud roar that sounded much like that of a grizzly bear's. The roar echoed through the cave, and seconds later, hundreds of bats fluttered out of the opening.
"Wah!" Max shrieked and ducked as the bats flew over him.
"Problem solved." Scarlett grinned. "Is that enough help for you?"
Max marveled at her. "You're perfect! I never thought I'd say this, but you can be my sidekick once more! Now come sidekick, we have much to do!" Max said, running into the cave.
Scarlett however, did not follow him. She just stood outside of the cave and counted out loud. "Three...two...one." She counted, and suddenly Max came screaming out of the cave, a grizzly bear on his heels.
The bear let out a roar as Max hid behind a tree, terrified out of his wits. "Let me handle this." Scarlett said. She walked up to the bear let out another loud bear roar. The actual grizzly bear whimpered and scrambled to get away from Scarlett.
"What was that about sidekick?!" Max demanded. "I could have used that bear to be my paid assassin! What were you thinking?!"
"Max, that's a terrible idea." Scarlett told him.
Max thought about this. "You make a good point," Max decided, "What would a bear do with money?"
(Outhouse Confessional- He'd by a candybar!)
Scarlett- She face-palms. "This is gonna be a rocky allaince." She sighed. "Dumping this kid is gonna be the best ever!"
Max- "Scarlett could be very useful! Now that my bear assasin idea is no more, I need to begin work on my evil lair! I'm thinking about purple shag carpet to match my evil hairdo." He said, gripping his hair.
Scarlett- "Perhaps I should let the bear eat him..."
(Pahkitew Island Mess Hall)
The line for breakfast was growing increasingly long. Due to the amount of contestants competing in the season, the waiting line had wrapped around the kitchen, and even out the door!
"I can't believe I'm waiting in such a long line for Chef's food!" Tyler complained. The jock was at the very end of the line and was currently on the wooden stairs outside the Mess Hall doors. "I mean, I know I want food, but to have to wait in such a long line for something that's clearly not worth it, it's just disgraceful!"
"Tell me about! I'm not gonna just sit in a long line for something I'm not looking forward to!" Harold agreed as the line inched forward.
"Hey, how about you two whiners get out of line and go sit at the tables rather than complain!" Courtney shouted at them from in front of Harold.
"Maybe we will." Tyler said. He got out of line and pushed past the other waiting contestants. He got to the tables and sat down and realized he was even more bored sitting at the tables.
The jock returned to the end of the line as Courtney smirked at him. "Maybe you shouldn't be complaining so much." She remarked.
"I recall you complaining quite a bit in Total Drama Action, Total Drama World Tour and even Total Drama All-Stars." Harold said matter-of-factly.
"Oh please, you weren't even in Total Drama All-Stars, and you booted yourself out second in World Tour. I don't think you have a lot of evidence to prove I was complaning a lot." Courtney concluded.
"Um...hello, I watched the rest of World Tour after I got booted and I watched the All-Stars season as well." Harold corrected her.
"Ugh! Why do I have to be stuck in line next to you?!" Courtney complained. "I ought to sue you for being annoying."
"SEE!" Harold exclaimed, casting a finger in Courtney's direction.
"Would you two keep it down?" Jo shouted. "Ugh, what's taking so long Chef?! Shouldn't you have had the meals prepared before-hand? What do you even do in your spare time? Read the Twilight novels?"
"For yo' information, tubby over here," he said, jabbing a thumb at Owen, who was currnetly gobbling down a hogie, "ate about half of the gumbo I was preparin'! So I'm working as fast as I can!"
"Fine, sheesh." Jo scoffed, rolling her eyes.
"AND THE TWILIGHT TRILOGY IS MASTERPIECE! DON'T DISRESPECT IT!" Chef roared.
"Oh, don't even get me started on those prissy little sparkling vampires." Jo snarled, making little fluttery gestures with her hands. "Vampires to do not sparkle!"
"WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!" Chef barked.
"Don't disrespect the Twilight," Jo recalled, rolling her eyes. "Whatever."
"Keep the line moving!" Chef hollerd, forcing several contestants to cover their ears. Next up at the window was Naoh.
"Is this gumbo safe to consume? Or did you get it from the leftovers when you were cleaning up Wawanakwa?" Noah interrogated.
"Keep yo' trap shut, and stuff yo' face!" Chef order, dumping another helping of gumbo in to Noah's bowl. The bookworm satred down at the extra food. "Wonderful." She remarked sarcastically.
The cynic left the serving window and sat down at a table next to Owen. "Are you gonna eat that?" Owen asked, pointing at Noah's meal.
"Nah, I think I'll stick with starving. You can have it." Noah said, scooting the tray towards Owen, who dumped its contents into his mouth, much like an incinerator at a trash dump.
Noah pulled out a book entitled: Reality Shows for Smart-Alecks, and began reading. Scarlett, who was waiting in line, spotted Noah sitting at the table. The brainiac stepped out of line and walked over to Noah, taking a seat across from him.
"Any particular reason you stepped out of line to come and talk to me?" Noah asked, without taking his eyes off of his reading. "Lemme guess, alliance?"
Scarlett grinned. "You're just about as smart as I made you out to be." Scarlett acknowledged. "So, being the two smartest people competing, perhaps you would consider an alliance?"
Noah thought about this for a few seconds. "Any particular reason you're wanting to form an alliance with me?" He asked dubiously.
"Because, pretty much everyone else here is insane and can't be trusted." Scarlett explained.
"Agreed." Noah nodded. "Anyone else you're planning to bargain with?"
"Well, I did talk to Eva, and I'm considering bringing Izzy into the alliance. Eva would be useful for her brawn, and Izzy would be useful for her agility and she could be expendable." Scarlett explained.
"Hmm...an alliance with all girls?" Noah wondered. "Perhaps people will stop questioning my sexuality. I suppose I'm in, but if anything goes wrong, or you try to murder people again, I'm out." Noah told her.
"Excellent. I've also talked to max, but he's more of bait than an actual asset for obvious reasons." Scarlett said.
"I don't blame you for going ballistic, what with being on a show with a zombie nutjob, an Amazon warrior, a psychotic country freak, a selfish gymnast and whatever Max was supposed to be. I'd have tried to kill themtoo." Noah shrugged.
"I'm liking you already." Scarlett grinned. "However, you're going to have to be slightly less cynical, or people will target you like in season one."
"I'm not sure I'm the one who will be targeted." Noah smirked. "Seeing as just about everyone saw your freak out last season." Scarlett rolled her eyes and walked off.
"Owen, stop chewing on my book." Noah scolded as he stopped mid-chew.
(Outhouse Confessional- Will we get knowledge if we eat books?)
Scarlett- "Now that I have Eva and Noah on my side, that'll be three votes against who I want, meaning Max is out of here." She grinned. "At least until I get enough use out of the little twerp."
Noah- "I'm not entirely thrilled about alliances, and frankly, I still don't trust Scarlett. However, she is a fellow nerd, although she'd definitely not want me to call her that. The point is, if she wants me to vote off one of my friends, it's not going to happen."
Eva- "So the mysterious person who talked me into voting off Topher was Scarlett. So what, the secret could only last so long. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!" Eva bellowed, jabbing a finger in the camera lense.
Trent had accidentally slept in, so he was the last one up at the serving window for breakfast. When the musician held out his tray for some gumbo, Chef looked at him, puzzled.
"Um, any breakfast for me?" Trent asked.
"Sorry, I forgot about you. I didn't acocunt for another meal, so I'm kinda out of breakfast." Chef shrugged. "Here." The burly Chef handed Trent two large eggs, which were covered in strange purple spots. "Go crazy." Chef muttered. With that, the cook slammed down the retractable iron bar wall, closing the kitchen.
Trent stared down at the two eggs. Suddenly, one of them began shaking and the shell started cracking. Trent let out a yelp and dropped both eggs, which cracked in mid air.
Suddenly, two baby flying mountain-goats emerged from the cracked shells and flew up into the air. Trent looked terrified, yet couldn't help cooing at the sight of the adorable baby goats.
"Oh my gosh!" Bridgette exclaimed, staring at trent and the baby flying-goats. She ran over from one of the tables and rushed to Trent's aid.
To Trent's surprise, Bridgette completely ignored the hungry musician and instead ran to the aid of the little mutant goats. She picked them both up and cuddled them. "Aw, what did the mean host do to you?" Bridgette cooed, petting the little goats.
"Who are you calling mean host?" Chris complained, suddenly walking in through the door. The baby mutated goats saw him and flew from Bridgette's arms. The creatures slammed into Chris before swifty flying out the door.
"Gah! What the heck was that about?!" Chris whined, rubbing the side of his head as he stood up.
"Don't ask me, Chef gave me the eggs." Trent shrugged.
(Outhouse Confessional- Pretty Egg-citing isn't it?)
Bridgette- "Yeah, I kinda feel bad about totally ignoring Trent." She said sheepishly, rubbing her arm. "But I couldn't help it! Those baby goats were so cute! I think it's terrible what Chris did to the poor animals on this island!"
Trent- "Ugh, even Bridgette forgot me! And she's like, the nicest person here! Not to mention Chef forgot me too. If no one remembers me, I don't think I want to be here!" he sighed.
Trent sat down across from Dave and Dakota, sitting at what seemed to be dubbed 'The loners table'. "So, how's breakfast going?" Chris asked them all.
"I give it five stars!" Owen applauded, shoveling more spoonfuls of gumbo into his mouth. Noah watched in disgust and decided to ducked behind the pages of his book.
"Owen, why are you eating the disgusting camp food?" Chris asked. "You're our main intern, so you eat with us! Do you actually like Chef's cooking?"
Before Owen could answer, the freaky cackle of Chef could be heard from the kitchen. "But it's so good! And you didn't tell me about the craft services food!" Owen said.
The loveable lug dropped his bowl and ran out the door, making a B-line for the craft services tent. Chris moved out of the way just in time, or be trampled by the lumbering death that was Owen.
"Okay then..." Chris shrugged. "Anyway, finish up breaky, cause it's time for your second challenge!" Chris said, expecting cheers and whoops.
"Yeah! Awesome!" Geoff hollered, raising a fist in the air. He looked around to see who agreed with him, but everyone just sat there, looking at him strangely. Cricket chriping no doubt played from somewhere in the background.
"Glad to see someone's excited." Chris said, still in a seemingly good mood. "Finish up and meet me at the beach in ten! Oh, and don't forget to wear your swimsuits!" The host left the Mess Hall before anyone could question.
"Oh God, if we've gotta wear swimsuits this can't be good." Gwen muttered.
"At least Owen's not in a swimsuit." Eva grimaced, not wanting to picture the overweight teen in a speedo.
"At least Sugar's not in a swimsuit." Sky said, holding back the vomit in her throat.
"I think I'd stick a rusty fork in my eye if I saw that." Duncan cringed. "I'd have to disinfect my eyeballs." Gwen couldn't help but chuckle at this, despite still having a slight grudge.
"I personally would have loved to see Sugar's swimsuit! I'm sure it would have been gorgeous!" Ella giggled.
"I KNOW YOUR ROUTINE!" Came Sugar's annoyingly loud voice. "Your nicey nice routine ain't gonna fool me for one second!" Several contestants looked around, wondering where her voice had come from.
Suddenly, Sugar burst through the floorboards, a glare on her face. She spotted Ella and stormed over to the princess-wannabe.
Luckily, before any harm could be done, Chef stormed over and Grabbed Sugar, and began hauling her off. "Quit comin' back!" Chef barked. "You ain't on the show anymore!"
"Oh fish-nuggets!" Sugar pouted.
As Chef hauled her off, the rest of the contestants stared in shock. "Well, I'mma go get my swimsuit on." LeShawna said, acting as if nothing had happened.
(Outhouse Confessional- We don't really wear swimsuits)
LeShawna- "It's a good thing no one brought up my booty when discussing people in swimsuits. It'd only take me three seconds to lay em' out." She snarled, punching a fist into her palm.
Ella- "I can't wait to see what today's water challenge is gonna be!" She exclaimed. "Ooh, and I'll get to show off me super cute swimsuit!"
The 35 contestants all stood on the beach, observing the massive obstacle structure in front of them, which sat on the water.
"Welcome to today's water-themed challenge!' Chris announced. "I call it: Splash Zone!"
"Um...isn't it Wipeo—
"Shush!" Chris hissed, interrupting Gwen. "We didn't get the rights!" Gwen rolled her eyes, but kept quiet.
"For today's challenge, you'll be split into five groups of seven." Chris said. "In this obstacle course relay, you must decide which of your teammates will be doing what obstacle. There are seven obstacles in total, so everyone will be doing one obstacle for their team."
"The first obstacle is called White Water Whiners! Which ever teammate you chose for this one must start at the top of the obstacle course and hop on a raft and ride it down the white water trail! As you go along, you will see arches with five green flags hanging down! There will be one flag per team. All you have to do is get all three flags from three different arches along the way!" Chris explained.
"Whoa, we have to stand up on a raft in rough water?!" DJ fretted. "Isn't that...dangerous?"
"Of course it is! This show wouldn't be Total Drama without a few dangerous challenges here and there!" Chris grinned.
"More like every episode." Gwen rolled her eyes.
"Wait a second, five rafts going down at the same time? Crikey! That'll be a sight to see!" Jasmine exclaimed.
"Oh yeah, you won't all be going at once." Chris told them. "Each team will go one by one. The first three teams with the lowest time will win immunity. The last two teams will be voting someone off tonight."
"Now, the second obstacle is the punching wall of hilarious hurts!" Chris declared. "It's simple! You you gott do is get across the platform without getting punched by the boxing gloves that periodically shoot from the wall!"
"From there, you must tag another teammate to do the Shark swing!" Chris grinned sadistically. "You must walk across a thin plank over shark infested waters while giant hammers swing at you!"
Many of the contestants gasped. "Are you kidding me? Someone could seriously die on that!" Courtney shouted. Surprisingly enough, many contestants nodded their heads in agreement.
"Whatever, I think it's great TV!" Chris chuckled. "Next comes the see-saw platforms! In this obstacle, you must run across several platforms that take a dip when enough weight is put on them! You'll have to be fast and agile to cross this one!"
"B-but that sounds impossible!" DJ stammered.
"Oh please, there are tougher workouts at the gym." Eva said, rolling her eyes. "You're just a big wimp."
"Next, we're bringing back the trapeeze over the jellyfish from season one, with a bit of a change," Chris added, "This time, one person has to swing across the jellyfish lake on monkeybars!"
"Not cool Chris!" Heather growled, glaring at the host. "Don't you remember what happened to me in season one?!"
"Yes, you were elctrocuted." Chris chuckled. "Much to the enjoyment of the entire viewing audience." He grinned, forcing Heather to return with a glare.
"Then comes the log roll! All you gotta do is run across the rolling log while hopping over the gears that move back and forth along the log!" Chris grinned.
"Lastly, you'll make your way over to the infamous bouncy butts! Jump, and subsequently crash, across the rubber butts and land on the mat to complete your time!" Chris exclaimed. "If you fail to complete your portion of the obstacle course you must repeat it until you can complete it!"
"Okay, so we know the obstacle course, but what are the teams?" Brick asked. "I'd like to meet my new platoon!"
"Alrighty then," Chris said, "Team 1 is simple. Eva, DJ, Scarlett, LeShawna, Scott, Brick, and Noah!"
Scarlett grinned, glad to be on a team with both noah and Eva. Scott seemed disappointed not being on the same team as Courtney, meanwhile J looked utterly terrified of the obstacle course itself.
"Nice to meet my new platoon! I'm sure we'll all do fine!" Brick greeted his new team. Scarlett and noah both gave him a bored stare and Eva showed no emotion on her face whatsoever. DJ was still looking at the course and Scott wasn't listening. LeShawna was looking in Harold's direction, and basically no one was paying attention to Brick.
(Outhouse Confessional- Poor Brick)
Scarlett- "Excellent, now that I'm on a team with Noah and Eva, I can convince both to join in an alliance. If we loose, I'll be guarunteed another safe spot in the competition." She grinned wickedly.
Brick- "Well, no one cared to greet me, but I haven't lost hope! LeShawna, Eva and Scott are all worthy competitors, so I think they'll do fine! Scarlett's definitely strong, but Noah and DJ don't strike me as doing very well this challenge. DJ's scared of water and Noah lacks body strength all together."
Noah- "Scarlett's probably ecstatic to be on the same team as me and Eva. That doesn't guarantee I'll vote with her if we lose, but you never know." He shrugged.
"Team 2 will consist of Jasmine, Amy, Samey, Geoff, Jo, Rodney, and Cody." Chris read off.
Jasmine and Samey high-fived, leaving Amy to glare at them. Rodney stared lovingly at both Amy and Jasmine, battling his mind, trying to decide which one he liked more.
Jo seemed less that ecstatic to be with wimpy Cody and lovesick Rodney. She decided having Jasmine on the team wouldn't be so bad.
"Alright... no arguments?" Chris questioned, slightly disappointed, "Well, whatever. Team 3 will be Duncan, Tyler, Courtney, Ella, Dave, Katie, and Sadie!"
"Omigosh! We're on the same team again!" Katie and Sadie giggled together. They hugged each other and bounced up and down.
Meanwhile, Duncan was eying Tyler suspiciously. Courtney rolled her eyes, not looking forward to being hit on by Duncan. Again.
(Outhouse Confessional- Tension!)
Ella- "Oh my, I'm on the same team as Prince David!" Ella exclaimed. "This will be a wonderful day! Perhaps David will share a dance with me, after all, he's a bit upset with Sky."
Duncan- "Tyler spilled the beans about me and Gwen kissing in Total Drama World Tour. It's because of him Courtney's mad at me, and doesn't want to take me back." He grumbled. "Needless to say, this challenge won't be going very well."
Courtney- "I'm actually quite fond of Tyler. He's the one who told me about Duncan when he cheated on me. Granted, it was also Alejandro, but that guy's evil so...yeah." She sighed. "The point is, he might be annoying, but he's truthful."
"Alrighty, tension is nice!" Chris grinned. "Team 4 will be Heather, Dakota, Dawn, Ezekiel, Trent, Bridgette, and Alejandro!"
Heather's eyes went wide in realization. "Wait, I'm with Ale-jerk-dro?!" She gasped. "Oh come on!"
"I thought we liked each other!" Alejandro protested.
"Not anymore! We're competing against each other!" Heather sneered. The popular girl stuck her tongue out at the disappointed Alejandro.
(Outhouse Confessional- More tension!)
Alejandro- "Heather thinks that because we're competing against each other, we can't be boyfriend and girlfriend. Well, if that's the way she wants to play the game, then so be it!" He snarled, glaring at the camera.
Bridgette- "Yes! Being on the same team as Ezekiel and Trent will be great! I can apologize to Trent for ignoring him earlier today, and I can help make Ezekiel nicer!" She smiled. "Oh, and that girl, Dawn, seems really nice! I wouldn't mind being friends with a fellow nature lover." She giggled.
Dawn- "Oh Bridgette, ever the kind soul! I'm certain we'll get along well." She chuckled.
"And our final team is team 5!" Chris declared. "Consisting of Harold, Izzy, Gwen, B, Anne Maria, Sky, and Max!"
Everyone from that team looked at each other. "You didn't try with this team at all, did you?' Gwen smirked.
Chris chuckled sheepishly. "All the interesting people were on different teams!" He explained, earning a glare from Gwen, Sky, Anne Maria and B.
"Hey! I'm interesting!" Izzy protested. "I'll set myself on fire if I have to!"
Chris's eyes widened. "Um...no need." He gulped. "You're interesting, but you're mostly crazy." He told her. Izzy accepted this and shrugged.
"How am I not interestin'?" Anne Maria snapped. "Look at me! Tan, nails, eye-liner; I'm hot!"
"You're annoying and covered in orange paint," Chris concluded, "Gothy looks like a vampire, inventor boy doesn't talk, gym girl is nothing without Dave, purple-head is annoying, and Harold...well, he's Harold."
"Um, rude!" Harold glared at him. "GOSH!"
"Evil will not stand for this! Evil is not boring!" Max protested.
"I am not a vampire! I hate the Twilight series!" Gwen argued, earning an angry glare from Chef.
"I am too interesting!" Sky snapped. "I don't need Dave to make me interesting!" She said, earning an angry glare from Dave.
Chris shrugged. "Not my problem. Now, you have your teams, so decide who's doing what obstacle!"
(Outhouse Confessional- We're interesting!)
Anne Maria-"I ain't boring!" She shook her head.
Sky- "Who does Chris think he is?! I am too interesting without Dave! That little germaphobe is the one who's not interesting, he's gone crazy because he thinks I lead him on, when it was his fault! He's the one who didn't want to hear the but!"
Harold- "As a member of possum scouts, I can say with no uncertainty that I am very interesting! One time, I earned the covetted 'Grass Patch'. I spent an entire two days watching the grass in my backyard grow! It took a while, but that patch was worth it!" He grinned. "I even had to fend off a couple blades of grass from a ladybug! It was tough, that ladybug was really bent on eating that grass, but I wanted that patch! Did you know that ladybugs are actually insects? Oh! That reminds me of the time I-" Thankfully, mercifully, the camera cuts out.
(Team 1- Eva, DJ, Scarlett, LeShawna, Scott, Brick, Noah)
"Since I'm the most muscle-bound person here, I think I'm qualified to lead this time around." Eva said. "Any objections?"
No one spoke up. They knew Eva was going through anger-management classes, but they had no idea if they working, nor did they want to find out for themselves.
"Alright, who's the tallest out of all of us?" Eva asked. Everyone jabbed a thumb at DJ, who looked very nervous.
"W-what? What do I have to do?" He asked skeptically.
"Well, the raft ride requires grabbing flags that are high up, and since you're tall, you won't have to jump." Eva reasoned. "Simple as that. If you don't want to do it and let down the team than that's fine." She shrugged.
DJ was still unsure, but after Eva pointed out that he might let down the team, he made his decision. "O-okay...I guess I'll do it." he gulped. "Mama I don't wanna die in rough water!" He cried, covering his face with his hands, forcing Eva to roll her eyes.
"Well, that's settled. DJ will be on raft duty." Eva declared. "Now then, I'll take the punching wall, trust me, I've got this." She grinned wickedly, making several people question her intentions.
LeShawna shrugged. "I wasn't gonna do it, so if someone's crazy enough ta want to do it, then I'm fine with that."
Eva didn't enjoy being called crazy, but held in her anger. "Alright, anyone willing to do the Shark Swing?" She asked.
"There is no way on this godforsaken island that you will get me to do that." Scott declared. "I can still feel the insides of that shark's mouth...so cold...and slimy." He shivered, hugging himself for comfort.
"Well, I guess shark baits not interested...Brick?" Eva suggested.
"Sure! I can handle it!" He said, giving a salute.
"I'll do the see-saw planks." Scarlett offered, raising her hands.
Eva shrugged. "Fine by me. Scott, you'll be on jellyfish monkey-bars, and there's no way out of it." Eva grinned wickedly. "LeShawna, you should do the log roll, since you did it in season one."
"Beating you I might add." LeShawna joked. Eva did not take this as a joke and seethed hot air through her teeth. She gave a furious glare at LeShawna but shockingly managed to keep in her anger.
"Alright." She said, taking in a deep breath. "That means book boy is on bouncy butts."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." Scott interrupted. "You put me on jellyfish duty?!" He exclaimed. "That's almost worse than sharks!"
"Exactly, it's almost worse than sharks. Now man up and stop complaining!" Eva snapped.
(Outhouse Confessional- How about outhousing up?)
Eva- "The reason why I'm gonna kick butt in this obstacle course is because the punching wall is easy. All I've gotta do wait for the right moment and sail right past the boxing gloves. Plus, if a glove does hit me, I'm as strong as iron, so it'll barely effect me." She grinned.
LeShawna-"I ain't gonna front, I could tell Eva was mad after I joked about beating her in season one. Note to self, don't joke around with Eva..."
Scott- He is huddled up in fetal position. "This is gonna be the scariest thing yet!" He gulped. "I think I'm gonna develop a healthy fear of hammers and jellyfish to go along with my fear of sharks." he shivered.
Scarlett- "The reason I decided to take the see-saw planks was because it was all about weight and coordination. As long as I put the right amount of weight on the plank at the right time, I knew I could skip along that obstacle easy."
DJ- "I don't know if I can do this challenge!" he gulped. "The raft is going through rough water, and I've gotta stand up and grab the flags? That goes against everything Geoff told me not to do in a canoe in season one!"
Noah- "Sure, put the brainiac on the stupid bouncy butts. That's a surefire way to destroy a couple braincells." he grumbled.
(Team 2- Jasmine, Amy, Samey, Geoff, Jo, Rodney, Cody)
'I'm the tallest, so I'll take the raft ride. It'll be easier to grab the flags that way." Jasmine explained. "Who wants to do the punching wall?"
Geoff raised his hand. "Hey, I can't loose anymore braincells anyway!" he chuckled.
"You got that right." Jo, said rolling her eyes.
Jasmine chuckled. "Well alright then! Rodney, wanna take the Shark Swing?" She asked.
Rodney stared lovingly into Jasmine's eyes. "Sharks...of course! Swing...love...I...girl. Sure!" He babbled.
Jasmine looked at him questionably. "Um...alright then. I guess Rodney's on sharks. Samey, you up for see-saw planks?"
Samey nodded happily. "Excellent! Jo, I think you'd make a good monkey bar crosser! You should do the monkey-bars over jellyfish."
"Who am I to deny someone who obviously knows my talents." Jo bragged. "I'll do it."
"Alright, that leaves Amy, and Cody!" Jasmine said.
"Cody can do the log roll." Samey said. "And Amy can do the bouncy butts, especially since we've all seen enough of her butt last challenge." She snickered.
Amy glared at her twin. "Shut up!" She snapped. "I'm the older sister, I'm the one who bosses you around and makes fun of you! You're not supposed to do that to me!"
Geoff, Jo and Cody looked at her questionably. "I thought you were both nice." Geoff said.
"Well we're not." Samey said. "I'm the nice twin and Amy's the mean one." She sneered. "And don't even try to fake it with crying again, Amy." The two twins began glaring daggers at each other.
"Samey! How could you say that to Amy? That's so insensitive!" Rodney scolded. Samey glared at the farm boy but said nothing.
"Well...we've got our positions! Let's make it happen!" Jasmine said, trying to change the topic from twin fights. Obviously this wasn't working considering Amy and Samey were facing opposite directions, both crossing their arms. Rodney was glaring at Samey, Jo was grinning at the fight, Cody was slightly scared, and Geoff was just confused about it all.
(Outhouse Confessional- We're confused too...right?)
Jo- "While I do enjoy watching the fights between Mary-Kate and Ashley, I think I'll be able to use this hostility against them..." She grinned wickedly. [3]
(Team 3- Duncan, Tyler, Courtney, Ella, Dave, Katie, Sadie)
"I can take on the raft rapids." Duncan grinned. "Trust me."
Courtney rolled her eyes. "Whatever. Tyler, you're on the punching wall, I'll do the shark swing, Katie does the see-saw planks, Dave does the jellyfish monkey-bars, Sadie does the log roll, and Ella does the bouncy butts. Any questions?"
There was silence, not even the usual sound of crickets chirping. "Alright, I think we're set!" Courtney grinned. For once, no one disagreed with her leadership skills.
(Team 4- Heather, Dakota, Dawn, Ezekiel, Trent, Bridgette, Alejandro)
"I will decide who's doing what!" Heather snapped.
"No, I will!" Alejandro argued.
"No way, no one likes you anyway, not after you womanized a bunch of people in World Tour." Heather snapped.
"Not like you're popular either! Everyone hates your guts, including me now, I hope you're happy." Alejandro sneered.
Heather glared at him. "Whatever, I don't need you." She scoffed.
(Outhouse Confessional- Relationship Problems)
Heather- "Alejandro needs to go now! I have a hard time admitting this, but I do like him a little...And that's what distracts me! When he's out of here, I can finally take over this contest like I did in season one!"
"Can I do the raft ride?" Bridgette asked politely. "I haven't gotten to do anything remotely like surfing on this show, and this raft ride is the closest thing to it." She pleaded.
"Well, I guess you'd assure a win in that department." Heather shrugged. "Why not."
"Yes! Thank you so much!" Bridgette cheered, grinning ear to ear now. The surfer girl found herself hugging heather and quickly let go. "Sorry." She said sheepishly.
Heather was a little off-put by the hugging. "Um...Alejandro, you're doing the punching wall, and...Dakota, you can do the...shark swing."
Dakota sighed. "Why do I have to do the shark one?" She complained. "Couldn't you get feral boy to do it?"
"Oh come on! I'm not a feral anymo'ore, eh!" Ezekiel protested. "How'd you like it if I called yoo mutant freak?"
Dakota thought about this and let out another sigh. "Okay, I suppose that wasn't very nice." She said. "Sorry, I'm kinda new at being nice." She admitted, leaving Ezekiel at a loss for words.
"Dawn, you can do the see-saw planks and Ezekiel you can do the monkey-bars over the jellyfish pool." Heather smirked. "Trent can do the log roll and I'll do the bouncy butts."
"Why do I have to do the punching wall?" Alejandro protested. "I do not want to damage my beautiful face! It is muy bueno, muy bueno indeed." He grinned.
"Oh, drop dead." Heather scoffed, rolling her eyes.
(Team 5- Harold, Izzy, B, Gwen, Anne Maria, Sky, Max)
"Izzy wants to do the shark swing!" She cackled, getting that insane 'Izzy' look on her face.
"I can rock the raft ride!" Sky offered.
"And I can rock the jellyfish monkey-bars." Gwen grinned.
"Is there anything I can do that doesn't involve my nails?" Anne Maria asked.
"Sure, you can do the log roll." Sky said.
"Log roll? Eh, that doesn't sound too bad." Anne Maria shrugged.
"Max, you can do the punching wall." Sky grinned. "Which leaves Harold on the see-saw planks and B on the bouncy butts."
"But Evil doesn't wanna do boxing gloves! Boxing gloves are scary!" Max whined.
"Too bad." Sky snapped.
(Outhouse Confessional- We like sharks)
Sky- "Max really irritates me, and I'm normally not rude or mean, but I couldn't resist putting him with the punching wall." She grinned. "I would have put him on sharks, but something tells me Izzy would be better at that."
"Alright, your five minutes are up!' Chris declared. "Team 1 is up first, get to your obstacle and wait for a teammate to tag you!"
(Team 1- Eva, DJ, Scarlett, LeShawna, Scott, Brick, and Noah)
"DJ's up first on the raft ride!" Chris announced. "He's gotta get three out of five flags hanging from the arches to win, then he's gotta tag Eva who'll go through the punching wall!"
"Quit the narration!" Eva barked, startling the host.
"Fine, DJ the clock starts...NOW!" Chris shouted.
The friendly giant hopped into his raft at the top of the course. He was outfitted in an orange floaty life-jacket and his usual white cap. "Here I go!" He gulped.
DJ grabbed an oar and began paddling his large inflatable raft down the man-made river. "Whoa...WHOA...WAH!" DJ yelped as the white water churned the raft around.
The football player struggled to regain his balance and ended up falling out of the raft before it even went under the first arch. "Wa-a-a-a-ah!" He screeched. The wild water shot into his face, causing him to sputter and spit the water from his face.
"And DJ bails early!" Chris announced through his megaphone. "That means he's gotta start over again!" He, Chef and Owen sat in an observation booth on stilts, which sat on the beach.
"Oh come on!" Eva snarled. "DJ! QUIT BEING A BABY AND GET IT DONE ALREADY!" She hollered.
"O-okay, I can do this!" DJ said. He left the river and climbed up a ladder back to the top as an intern dragged his raft and oar back up.
"A minute has gone by and DJ still hasn't finished the first obstacle!" Chris said, making Eva all the more angry. As he said this, DJ hopped in the raft again and made sure to keep sitting down.
Once the arch came into view, DJ stood up to grab one of the flags. The rough water twisted the raft, tripping up DJ just as he grabbed the flag. The raft was swept out from under him, leaving him hanging from the arch. "Wah! What am I supposed to do now?!"
"Start over. Again!" Chris chuckled.
Eva was now seething. "Oh come on DJ! We're three minutes in and you only have one flag!" She roared.
"I can do this! Rough water is n-no biggie." He gulped nervously. The football player hopped off of the arch and onto the sidelines where he climbed the ladder once again.
Up above, the intern had brought the raft back up again. Dj climbed in once more and sat out against the current. The water rocked the inflatable raft back and forth again as he went down the windy (and watery) path. The friendly giant managed to grab the first flag and fell backwards into his raft.
The raft carried on through the course, splashing over and through waves of white water. This caused DJ to miss the next two flag arches.
"DJ! You'd better get the next two flags or I'm gonna kick your butt!" Eva roared, not even trying to hold in her anger.
DJ yelped and stood up, only to get slapped in the face by an oncoming flag. Luckily, his head was strong enough to rip the flag from the arch, gaining him the second one. The raft his a bump and DJ fell forward, almost falling out of the raft. He used the oar to keep his balance and fell back into the dingy.
Another shout from Eva (of which we will not be airing because it's pretty violent) caused DJ to bolt upright, just in time to catch the third flag coming at him. Seconds later, the raft hit a rock and DJ landed with a thud on the foam platform in between the end of the raft ride and the beginning of the punching wall. He held up three of the green flags and Chris gave a thumbs up.
Eva ran over and tagged DJ's free hand and ran for the punching wall.
(Outhouse Confessional- We have no hands)
DJ- "Okay...I've never been good at anything with water, especially rough water." He sighed. "I don't think I conquered my fear." He sulked.
Eva- "Okay, so maybe I was a little hard on DJ, but he cost us four minutes!" She exclaimed. "In this obstacle course, seconds are everything!"
Eva clung to the punching wall. Several red boxing gloves shot out from the holes around her and then retracted back in. The muscle-bound teen slowly made her way across the wall, being careful to duck out of the way when a punching glove shot out above her head.
"And Eva makes up time as she crosses the punching wall! But can the rest of her team make up the time DJ spent on the raft ride?" Chris said through the megaphone.
"What?" Eva asked, not hearing exactly what Chris said. Suddenly, a boxing glove shot out from the wall, clobbering her in the head. "OW!" She roared. "I'm gonna-" She ripped the boxing glove from the wall and hurled it at Chris and Chef up in the observation booth.
"Gah!" Chris shrieked, ducking just in time as the punching glove sailed over his head. "Watch the merchandise!" Chris shouted, shaking a fist as Eva finished crossing the punching wall.
"What merchandise?" Chef asked. "Are you talking about the glove?" The cook grinned and Chris glared at him.
"That was a bad joke." He sneered.
Eva tagged Brick and the army cadet was off. He ran cross the foam plank until a giant foam sledgehammer swung down and clobbered him in the face, knocking him down.
Everyone watching gasped as Brick hung over the side of the plank; a few freshwater-man-eating sharks leaping at him every few seconds.
Brick quickly tapped into his upper body strength and pulled himself up. He made the rest of the way, barely dodging several of the foam hammers.
The army cadet ran over to Scarlett and tagged her hand. "That wasn't too difficult." he grinned, making Chris slightly disappointed.
Scarlett hopped along the see-saw planks, hopping to the next one just as the previous one tipped down into the water. "Woo! Go Scarlett!" LeShawna cheered.
Scarlett quickly skipped across the rest of the planks and made it to the next foam platform where she tagged Scott. The farm boy looked down at the jellyfish pool below him and gulped nervously.
He reached his arms out and clung to the monkey-bars as he made his way across the jellyfish pool. "I don't wanna die." he whimpered as he slowly swung from bar to bar.
The dirt farmer winced as he almost lost his grip on one of them, but managed to hold on strong. "What did you do? Coat the bars with butter?" Scott asked.
Chef cackled as he held up a bucket of butter with a paintbrush in it.
Scott managed to cross the rest of the monkey-bars without falling to his electric demise. He quickly tagged LeShawna as he took a deep breath.
LeShawna hopped onto the still log. As soon as she was on it, Chris pressed a button and the log began rolling. It almost took LeShawna with it, but she was ready. The loudmouth sista' began running with the log, all the while she was running forward, making it one difficult task.
"Log rolling ain't no trouble for little ol' LeShawna!" She chuckled. "I beat that bear and those piranhas skinned him alive!"
LeShawna suddenly came to one of the foam gears, which slid back and forth along the log. LeShawna hopped over one of them, but it slid in front of her, causing her to loose her balance and fall off the log.
When she surfaced the water, she was not happy. Her mascara was running and her weave clung to her scalp. "That ain't log rolling!" She protested. "How's anyone supposed to do that?"
She climbed up a ladder which lead back to the platform where she tried again. This time, LeShawna hopped over the gear and it slid behind her, allowing her to move forward.
She was doing pretty good until she came to the next gear. It slid behind her just as she jumped, catching her foot, causing her to fall off the log again, only this time, she didn't fall.
LeShawna was ready and clung to the log for dear life as it spun a full circle. She managed to grab hold of the gear and regain her balance, sending many cheers through the crowd of teens watching. The loudmouth sista' hopped onto the next platform and tagged Noah proudly. "This show ain't got nothin' on LeShawna!" She grinned.
"You do realize that you fell off once and nearly fell off a second time." Noah pointed out.
"MOVE IT!" Eva shouted before LeShawna could.
Noah yelped and hopped onto the first bouncy butt. The rubber launched him onto the second, and third, and fourth until he came to the last one. He landed on the fifth bouncy butt, and it launched him over the intended target platform and into the water.
Scarlett face-palmed as Eva raged. Noah surfaced, not looking any happier than LeShawna did. The cynic swam all the way back to the ladder and climbed back up onto the platform. He took another shot and hopped onto the first bouncy butt, which launch him face-first into the next one.
This continued with Noah bouncing along, different body parts landing on the bouncy butts until he crash landed onto the ending platform, at which Chris stopped a timer he had in his hand.
"Six minutes and forty-three seconds." He said. "That's just sad." A large analog clock sitting above the observation booth displayed the time.
"It's DJ's fault! He had to redo the raft ride three times!" Eva blamed.
"It didn't help that both Noah and LeShawna lost time on their obstacles." Scarlett added. LeShawna gave her a stern glare while Noah gave her a look that said "Really, you're blaming me now, I thought we were in an alliance".
(Outhouse Confessional- No alliances for us)
Scarlett- "Perhaps it was a bad idea to have Noah take the blame..." She thought to herself. "Of course, the failure was mostly due to DJ, so if we do loose, I think I could convince a few people to vote him off."
Noah- "Really Scarlett? You're just making the rest of the team hate my guts more. Is she trying to kick me off? I thought we had an alliance." he huffed.
Eva- She face-palms. "Okay, so maybe putting DJ on the raft ride wasn't the best idea." She sighed. "But what could I do? No on else was tall enough to reach the flags without standing up and falling out of the raft!"
LeShawna- "I love DJ, but like I said before, he is a massive chicken. This challenge was just pathetic, I mean, he was the tallest and most capable for that obstacle, and he goes and blows it."
DJ- "I think we did pretty good overall! Aside from me screwing up a few times and LeShawna and Noah screwing up once, I think we can win immunity, those obstacles are hard!"
(Team 2- Jasmine, Amy, Samey, Geoff, Jo, Rodney, and Cody)
"Alright, Team 2 is up!" Chris declared though his trusty megaphone. "They shouldn't have to work too hard to beat Team 1's pathetic performance!" He chuckled, earning several glares from the members of Team 1.
Jasmine was up first on the raft ride. "Three...two...one...GO!" Chris shouted, and Jasmine was off.
The Australian teen hopped into the inflatable raft and began sailing her way down with her oar. She was surprisingly good at it and used the oar as balance as she practically surfed her way down the white water. She grabbed the first flag before it could hit her in the face.
"And Jasmine gets the first flag! Seems she's got no problem with the raft ride!" Chris chuckled.
Jasmine continued down the windy path of the white water, grabbing her next three flags, and just for fun, she grabbed the last two flags.
"Jasmine grabs all five flags!" Chris exclaimed. "Which will shave off ten minutes of her team's time!" This earned Jasmine several cheers from her team.
Jasmine's raft hit a rock and launched Jasmine onto the platform where she landed on both feet. "That raft ride was easy! I've ridden more dangerous white water in the outback!" She chuckled as she tagged Geoff, who let out a whoop and ran to the punching wall.
The party dude was surprisingly doing a good job. He ran along the side of the wall, not getting struck by a single boxing glove. He was about to make it across completely unscathed when he slipped on a puddle of water.
He flailed his arms just as a boxing glove creamed him in the face. "Ooh!" came several voices in the crowd of teens. "That's gotta hurt." Bridgette cringed.
Geoff picked himself up and made the rest of the way across as he rubbed his aching cheek. He tagged Rodney and suddenly spit out a tooth, earning a laugh from Chris and Chef up in the observation booth.
"I hope he's okay." Owen cringed.
Chris rolled his eyes. "C'mon dude, you're supposed to act like us! You're lucky you don't actually do much work!" Chris said. "Laugh along next time someone gets hurt!"
Owen let out a nervous chuckle and remembered he was supposed to laugh along. His nervous chuckled gradually turned into a noticeably fake laugh. Chris face-palmed and shook his head. "Never-mind dude." He muttered.
Meanwhile, Rodney was having a difficult time crossing the shark swing. The lovesick farm boy was slipping and sliding along the plank, narrowly dodging the giant foam hammers swinging down at him.
"At'a boy, Rodney!" Jasmine cheered. Rodney turned and saw Jasmine smiling and cheering at him. His eyes turned into hearts and a montage of Jasmine surrounded by pink hearts and cherubs filled his mind.
(Outhouse Confessional- Shark love)
Rodney- "Oh...how am I gonna break it to Amy?" He wondered. "Jasmine and I have something special... but so do Amy and I! Oh, and what about Anne Maria? I couldn't break any of their hearts like that!"
As Rodney gawked at Jasmine, a giant foam hammer swung down and crashed into him, knocking him off the plank and into the shark water. He screamed and flailed his arms as the sharks raced towards their next meal.
Luckily, screaming and flailing his arms was actually quite effective. He unintentionally knocked back the sharks with his hands, accidentally slapping a couple on the nose.
The lovesick farm boy snapped out of his love montage in his head and swam for the ladder, where he climbed up and took a deep breath.
"Those sharks are crazy!" He exclaimed.
"C'mon Rodney! Move it!" Jasmine hollered.
Rodney yelped and stumbled across the plank, once again narrowly avoiding the giant hammers. He had to duck several times or get clobbered by one of the hammers. He finally made it across and fell over, tagging Samey in the process.
Samey looked worried about Rodney, but remembered that he favored Amy more, so she shrugged it off. The cheerleader tapped into her agile energy and skipped across the see-saw planks.
"OMG I did it!" She cheered, and tagged Jo. Jasmine walked over and patted Samey on the shoulder.
Jo took to the monkey-bars and swung across them like an ape (which might not be very hard to believe). Not even the butter-coated bars caused her to fall. "This is too easy McLean!" She cackled. "You need to amp up your game!"
"NO!" Shouted several contestants like DJ, Gwen and Courtney.
Jo completed the monkey-bars and landed perfectly on both feet. "I wanna see a real challenge next time." She called out.
"Hey! We were on a budget!" Chris protested. "Quit your whining, the challenges are gonna be better as we go, just you wait!"
"I agree with Ms. Jockette," Eva snarled, "These challenges are wimpy!"
"Says the person who got punched by the punching wall." Chris chuckled, earning another boxing glove getting hurled at him, compliments of Eva. "Hey! Watch the face!"
Eva and Jo both snickered at Chris's expense. "Fine, if you don't want sky-diving out of airplanes or awesome Virtual Reality challenges, then so be it. We can stick to 'wimpy' challenge." Chris said, using air quotes.
"Never-mind. Sky -diving and Virtual Reality challenges are cool." Eva grumbled.
"That's what I thought." Chris sneered.
Jo tagged Cody, who ran onto the log, which suddenly began rolling. "W-Whoa!" Cody stumbled along the log. One of the gears slid into him, knocking him off of the rolling log.
(Outhouse Confessional- Gear grinding)
Cody- "I thought that maybe, if I could show off my skills, I could impress Gwen!" He said. "Unfortunately, the log roll was harder than I had thought." He chuckled sheepishly.
Gwen- "I can tell Cody is trying to impress me because I'm single now. I hate to be stereotypical, but I'm 'the loner'. My past two relationships failed, I don't think I'm ready to hook up with someone on a reality show again." She admitted.
Cody was now back at the start of the log roll, slowly making his way along as he ran with the log. This time, he managed to hop over both gears, and complete the rest of the way.
He tagged Amy who looked at the bouncy butts in front of her. She didn't look so sure, but ran forward anyway. The cheerleader twin hopped onto the first bouncy butt, and was propelled into the next few. She ended up face-planting onto the target platform, ending her team's time.
"Four minutes and three seconds!" Chris called out, displaying the time on the large stop-clock above. "That puts Team 2 ahead of Team 1! Both teams still have a chance at immunity! Team 3, you're up!"
(Outhouse Confessional- Team performance review!)
Jasmine-"I think we did good! Definitely much better than Team 1." She grimaced. "It was pretty fun seeing Amy fall flat on her face."
Amy- "Ugh! This season is not going well for me! So far, Samey has been getting the better of me, and I cannot let that happen! I'm the older sister, I'm the prettier one, I'm AMY!"
Dawn- "I knew this would happen! Amy believes her sister will become more popular than she is, and will ruin her image. Now, Amy will stop at nothing to become the better twin! Oh, this can't be good!" She worried.
Jo- "Eva's my kind of competitor. She's strong, she's mean and she's ruthless! Not to mention, she wants more of a challenge! Perhaps an alliance with her wouldn't be such a bad idea. Without Lightning, I need to start targeting new people, which means new alliances." She grinned wickedly.
Chris McLean- "It's that time folks! Yup, we're running low on time again, so we'll be playing out a montage of scenes from each group, ending in their time!" [4]
(Team 3- Duncan, Tyler, Courtney, Ella, Dave, Katie, Sadie)
Duncan started at the top of the raft course as Chris started the timer. The punk hopped into the inflatable raft and began making his way down the water course. He jumped up and caught three flags from the first arch. "Duncan! That's against the rules!" Courtney scolded.
"Actually, I never said you couldn't do that." Chris shrugged. "So it's allowed!" Courtney glared at him, but sighed, realizing it helped the team. With that, Duncan finished his raft ride and tagged Tyler.
The jock crawled along the wall, getting punched in the face several times by the boxing gloves. He was almost there when one of the boxing gloves punched him in his coconuts. He collapsed on the next platform where Courtney ran over and tagged his hand.
Next, Courtney was running across the plank, ducking and jumping when a hammer came to close for comfort. The CIT leaped up onto one of the approaching hammers and preformed an acrobatic somersault in mid air, landing perfectly on the next platform, much to Duncan's pleasure.
Courtney tagged Katie who instantly began running across the see-saw planks. The thin BFFFL however came short as one of the planks gave out beneath her. She tried again, with the same result. After about four results, Katie managed to cling to the platform and pulled herself up. She tagged Dave as she tried to catch her breath.
Dave, still with a glum look on his face, tried to swing across the monkey-bars, but ended up slipping from the butter. He fell into the pool of jellyfish, causing everyone to cringe. "Owch, that's gonna hurt." Sky observed. Dave's screams filled the air as an intern (notably not Owen) dragged him out of the pool.
"That's one wimp to the infirmary!" Chris chuckled. Chef came down from the observation booth, dressed in a nurse outfit, and hauled Dave away on a stretcher. The jellyfish that clung to him shocked him periodically. "Hey, at least these jellyfish are non-lethal! They're just painful!" Chris grinned.
"I guess I'm up!" Sadie shrugged. The larger BFFFL hopped onto the log roll and began running across as it spun. She hopped over the sliding gears and managed to do better than her counterpart. She landed happily on the platform and tagged Ella's hand.
Ella sang a scale and danced her way to the bouncy butts. She leaped into the air and gracefully bounced along the obstacles. "Pick it up!" Courtney shouted. Ella did so and landed, one-foot on the target pad.
"And Ella secures five minutes and forty-two seconds!" Chris shouted. "That means Team 1 is still loosing, but it also secures Team 2 a place for immunity!" Several cheers were let out by the members of Team 2, while the Members of Team 1 and 3 both looked less than happy. "Members of Team 2, you can head back to your cabins and do whatever until the bonfire ceremony, I honestly don't care." Chris shrugged. The contestants didn't need to be told twice, they happily left to go take a shower (at least most of them).
(Team 4- Heather, Dakota, Dawn, Ezekiel, Trent, Bridgette, Alejandro)
Bridgette was ready at the top. She had her wetsuit on, and the oar in hand. The surfer girl hopped into the raft and began her way down the river as Chris started the timer. Bridgette was ecstatic to finally show off her surfing skills to her friends, and even enemies. She road the white waves and managed to grab flags from the second, third, and fifth arches. She stopped at the bottom and tagged Alejandro. "That was so much fun! Can I do it again?" Bridgette asked. Chris shook his head.
Alejandro was nervous as he crossed the punching wall. Anytime one of the boxing shot out from anywhere on the wall, he would flinch. "Oh, get a move on!" Heather shouted. "You're losing time!" Alejandro gulped and continued to cross as boxing gloves shot out and retracted all around him. Suddenly, one of the gloves hit him in the face.
The Spaniard groaned and held his face as he fell into the water. Heather face-palmed and watched Alejandro swim back to the ladder and climb back up to the wall. He crossed it again, this time only suffering hits to the thigh, arm, and gut. He doubled over in pain as he tagged Dakota.
The former mutant looked at the swinging hammers ahead as she ran towards them. She ducked as a couple hammers swung at her. Suddenly, one came out of nowhere and swung right into her. She was shoved off the plank and into the shark water.
Needless to say, she was not happy. The sharks sat back wand watched the horror unfold. Dakota surfaced from the water and gave the most terrifying glare as Chris and Chef cackled.
Suddenly, Dakota's entire body began to shake involuntarily. She began to grow taller, even though she was already taller than everyone else (Even slightly taller than Jasmine!). Her blond hair began to shrink back into head and changed to a radioactive green fiery look. She was now as tall as the observation booth, and her collarbones jutted out of her neck. Her clothes ripped at the seams and a large tail sprouted from her lower back. Dakotazoid let out a loud roar, equivalent to the sound of a Boeing 747 taking off.
The angry teen-turned-mutant grabbed two unlucky sharks and ripped a shred of fabric from her already-ripped shirt. She tied the two sharks together at the tails, creating them into one large, sharky pair of nun-chucks. Dakota growled and hurled the two sharks at the observation booth, where they crashed into the support beams, toppling the entire booth to the ground.
"WHOA!" Chris screamed as the observation booth went down. He fell out of the window and and hit the sand. Gwen tried to keep in a chuckle, but couldn't help it. "Looks like Chris has gone the way of the ostrich." She giggled, and indeed, Chris was in ostrich position, his head stuck in the sand.
As everyone laughed at Chris's expense, Dakota shrank, and returned back to normal, albeit with ripped clothes. She gasped and remembered what she had just looked like. She began to sob as Dawn walked over and tagged her hand. "Don't worry Dakota, I'll help you if you need it." Dawn assured. "Just not at this exact moment."
(Outhouse Confessional- Jurassic Dakotazoid Park!)
Dakota- "Okay, so the geneticists fixed the whole permanent mutant thing, but anytime I get really angry or really emotional, I suddenly turn into a hulkified monster!" She cried. "It's almost worse than before because now I'll have to change my clothes every time I change."
Dawn- "I vow to help Dakota through the rest of this season. So far, my aura reading has told me that Dakota will be okay to stay on the island this season, so anytime she goes mutant, I'll help her turn back."
Dawn skipped across the see-saw planks with supernatural grace. She didn't even slip or fall in once. The moon child reached the next platform where she tagged Ezekiel.
Ezekiel went for the monkey-bars and was doing pretty well. He slipped a few times but managed to keep his grip. "These are some slippery bars, eh!" He shouted.
"Don't worry Zekey, you can do it!" Izzy shouted from the sidelines.
"Izzy, you're on different teams." Sky pointed out.
"I know, but I got to hang out with Zekey at Playa De Losers for a while back in season one, and we really bonded." Izzy explained. "Oh, Owen and Zekey are the best!" [5]
Zeke had just finished the monkey-bars and tagged Trent for the log roll. The depressed musician got on the log and began running it. He managed to clear the first gear and was coming onto the second gear. To his surprise, he actually heard cheering coming from some of the members of his team. This gave an extra boost of will and Trent hurdled over next gear, landing on the platform.
He tagged Heather. "Finally." She scoffed. The queen bee hopped onto the first bouncy butt and was propelled to the next one. She bounced along all five and landed painfully on the target platform.
"Thanks to Dakota's little rampage, your time is six minutes and twenty-two seconds!" Chris said, brushing the sand from his messy hair. "Team 1, you're done, even if Team 5 gets a lower score, you're up for elimination, so you can go shower off and figure out who you want to vote for! Same goes for Team 3, you've got immunity!"
The members of Team 1 (especially Eva) groaned and muttered unkind things under their breath. The members of Team 3 all cheered and headed for the communal washrooms.
(Team 5- Harold, Izzy, B, Gwen, Anne Maria, Sky, Max)
Sky was ready at the top of raft ride with a helmet on and her oar in hand. When Chris started the timer, she leaped into the raft and began surfing her way down the man-made river. The Olympic gymnast grabbed two flags from the first arch and one flag from the third arch. "Woo-hoo!" Sky cheered. "This is awesome!"
(Outhouse Confessional- Yee-haw!)
Sky- "I gotta admit, when Dave wasn't there sulking, I was actually enjoying myself! Maybe I should just try to ignore him until he gets eliminated, then I'll actually have some fun this time around!"
Izzy- "I don't know what everyone was complaining about. Those obstacles were super easy, especially the shark swing! Barely anyone fell in!" She exclaimed, looking slightly disappointed.
Sky jumped from the raft, preformed a somersault in mid-air, and landed with grace on the platform. "Would you stop showing off and tag your EVIL highness already?" Max whined. Sky rolled her eyes and slapped Max's hand, to which he let out a sharp cry.
Holding his stinging hand, Max headed towards the climbing wall and clung to it as boxing gloves began to shoot out randomly around him. He let out a screech and quickly began moving along the wall. He came to the end and was suddenly struck in both the face and his nether regions. As he fell to the ground in pain, Izzy tagged his hand and headed for the shark swing.
"Cowabunga!" She cackled. The crazy read-head ran across the foam plank over the shark tank and let out several more psychotic battle cries (even though she wasn't going into battle). She jumped up onto one of the approaching hammers, similar to how Courtney had done it, only this time she began leaping from hammer to hammer. Chris, Chef and Owen watched from the beach, sitting in front of the rubble of their observation booth.
"Come back to me my sweet, red-headed mongol pizza-eating psychotic love!" Owen wailed. However, Izzy wasn't listening, she was busy doing a psychotic stunt over the shark tank. Izzy jumped from the last hammer and crash-landed on the platform. Suddenly, she stood up and brushed herself off.
"I'm okay!" She giggled, and tagged Harold, who looked at her in shock.
"I must congratulate you on your mad skills. You are almost up to the level of my mad skills." Harold bowed.
Izzy did not like this. "I just jumped from five swinging hammers over a shark pool, and that's 'almost at the level of your mad skills'?!" Izzy shouted. "I don't think so nerdling! NOW MOVE IT!" Harold decided to be smart and made a run for his obstacle.
(Outhouse Confessional- Izzy the madwoman!)
Izzy- "Okay, so maybe I was a bit harsh on Harold, but he said his skills were better than mine? I don't think so! I should probably apologize to him...although he's been running away every time I try..."
Harold- "Whoa! Izzy's really scary when she's mad!" Harold shivered. "I probably shouldn't insult her mad skills anymore! But as a fellow red-head, I can sense she's a nice person. It was probably just the spur of the moment." He shrugged.
Harold was now up for the see-saw planks. He used the same method as Scarlett, calculating how much weight per plank. His lanky body helped him scramble across; leaping to the next plank just as the one he was on dipped into the water. He managed to land on the platform as all of the planks lifted back up like a reverse domino effect.
He caught his breath and tagged Gwen, who was ready for her obstacle. The Goth jumped up and caught hold of the monkey-bars. She began swinging along them, not slipping once. She landed on the platform and tagged Anne Maria. "Hey! Watch the nails!" Anne Maria warned.
"Gwen, how'd you do that?!" Sky exclaimed. "Those things were covered in butter and you didn't even slip!"
"The monkey-bars are a good place climb on top of at recess at my school." Gwen admitted. "They're usually full of kids from the elementary school across from my high-school, but I think they make a good perch when drawing." She shrugged.
"So I'm guessing you've had lots of experience climbing up monkey-bars, no matter how slippery?" Sky asked. Gwen nodded. "Cool!"
The vision focused back to Anne Maria, who was doing a hilariously bad job at the log roll. She continued to fall in after the first few steps, but when she surfaced, all that was different was an angry glare on her face. Her hair wasn't even wet, the water just slid right off of it. She continued to try, but never made it past the first gear.
Suddenly, B had an idea. The silent inventor opened his coat and pulled out a can of orange paint. He produced a big black marker from his pocket and scribbled something on the front of the can. "Anne Maria, look!" Sky pointed to where B was. The jersey reject looked and saw B with what looked to her like a can of spray tan.
She gasped and ran over, hurdling over the gears and crossing the log roll easy. B tossed her the orange spray paint and she hugged it and began spraying herself with it, not realizing it was paint.
B didn't care though, he simply headed for the bouncy butts and jumped onto the first one, propelling him to the second, third, fourth, and finally fifth where he landed with a thud on the target platform. "The time is five minutes and fifty-six seconds!" Chris declared. "That means Team 5 gets immunity and Teams 1 and 4 are headed for elimination!"
Sky and Dawn high-fived, ignoring the whimpering Max at their feet. Izzy hugged Harold, who was shocked, but warmed up to it quick enough. B grinned and Anne Maria celebrated by spraying more orange paint to herself.
(Outhouse Confessional- I can't believe it's not tanner!)
Anne Maria- Her face is hard, and several cracks can be seen running along her complexion. "Shtpid B! He gve me actul ornge paint! Nuw I cen burly muve meh face!" Anne Maria complained, although it was difficult to hear her since the paint didn't allow her to move her mouth much. "I'm gunna tayke a shwer." She grumbled.
B- He shrugs his shoulders.
Sky- "I think besides Jasmine, I want to make some friends this season! Gwen seems really nice, and she's pretty cool! Maybe I could hang out with her some!"
Gwen- "Yeah, Sky's pretty cool. Don't tell Courtney, but I trust Sky more than that CIT. I know we made up in the All-Star season, but she kind of broke that with her chart. I still want to be friends, but I'm still gonna keep it cautious."
Max- "Excellent! Now that my kiwis are feeling better, I can begin work on my evil lair! The dark has receded and the bats have found a new home." He said proudly. "With Scarlett's help, I can set up shelves of beakers and vials, a purple shag carpet, and other evil things!" He cackled.
Scarlett- "Helping Max with his lair will be the first step to taking over this contest. Once the lair and everything in it is complete, I will get Max eliminated, thus I can take over his secret lair and use the weapons of malevolence against the morons of this show. Starting with Chris." She hissed.
Dakota sat alone on one of the large rocks on the beach. The Splash Zone course had been taken down, and now it was just her, the wind, and the waves lapping against the shore.
"You won't be alone forever Dakota." Dawn assured. Dakota let out a startled cry and saw the moon child sitting on the rocks next to her. She was in lotus position.
"When did you get here?" Dakota asked, catching her breath from the startle. "How'd I not notice you?"
"I'm good at not being noticed by people. They say I tend to drift along." She chuckled.
"Okay...well what do you mean? I'm half monster!" Dakota sobbed, head in her hands.
"Sam loves you." Dawn stated. "I like you." Dakota looked at her questionably. "Not in that way, silly." Dawn giggled.
Dakota let out a relieved sigh. "Well, that's only two people." Dakota said. "I screwed up the challenge for our team, and now we have to go vote someone off, and I'm certain it's gonna be me."
"Don't be silly, you did what everyone wanted to do to Chris." Dawn chuckled. "I cannot predict the future of what will happen at tonight's elimination ceremony, for the tea leaves have not stated, however, I think you'll be fine."
"I don't believe you." Dakota said.
"Look at it this way. If they don't vote you off, you get to stay and make more friends. If they do vote you off, you get to be with Sam on the Playa De Losers ship." Dawn told her.
"I guess you're right." Dakota sighed. "I guess we'll see tonight."
"I guess we will." Dawn nodded.
The contestants had all washed off and were now mud free. The day had gone and it was now night, the stars and moon lighting up the sky.
The bonfire crackled and sparks flew up in front of the contestants. All 35 contestants sat on the stumps and Chris stood behind his oil drum. Once again, the host carried one tray of marshmallows, while the second one sat on the oil drum.
"What a wet day it was today!" Chris chuckled. "Plenty of hilarious wipe-outs and mishaps!"
Anne Maria glared at the host, and then B, the paint still dried on her face. "Alright, the first marshmallows go to Team 2! They had the lowest score!" Chris said, tossing marshmallows to a happy Jasmine, Amy, Samey, Geoff, Jo, Rodney, and Cody.
"The next set of marshmallows goes to Team 5!" Chris declared, tossing marshmallows to Harold, Izzy, B, Gwen, Anne Maria, Sky, and Max. "Team 3, you get marshmallows too!" Duncan, Tyler, Courtney, Ella, Dave, Katie and Sadie all caught their marshmallows as Chris tossed them.
"That brings us to Teams 1 and 4." Chris said. "You failed big time when both teams went past six minutes!" Chris chuckled, earning many glares. "The first marshmallows go to Scarlett, LeShawna, Noah, Scott and Brick." Chris read off.
Scarlett grinned and caught hers, while Noah just looked bored and caught his. LeShawna nodded approvingly and caught hers while Brick gave a salute to go along with his. Scott just gobbled his down.
"Dawn, Ezekiel, Trent, Bridgette. You all get marshmallows too!" Chris said, tossing marshmallows to all four.
"Sorry I ignored you today at breakfast." Bridgette whispered to Trent as they both caught their marshmallows.
"It's okay. People do that all the time. I'm known as the depressed musician who gets hurt a lot. Or at least that's what people call me back home." He sighed. Bridgette couldn't help but feel even more sorry.
"Alejandro, Heather, you both get marshmallows." Chris said, tossing marshmallows to both of them. They both glared at each other as they caught theirs.
"Eva!" Chris tossed her her marshmallow and she caught it, glaring at her teammates who may have voted for her.
"That brings us to the last two." Chris said. "Dakota, you're on the chopping block for taking the time to ruin my expensive observation booth and loose the challenge for your team. Meanwhile, DJ, you're on the chopping block because it took you entirely too long to finish your raft ride obstacle." Chris said.
DJ sighed and hung his head while Dakota bit her nails, which were slightly longer than they should have been. "And the final marshmallow goes to..."
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"Dakota." Chris flicked the marshmallow to her and she caught it with a shocked expression. DJ was shocked, almost everyone was shocked.
"Sorry DJ, your fellow contestants have spoken." Chris said. "But don't worry, you will be missed!"
"Sorry you got eliminated, dude." Geoff sighed and gave him a high-five.
"See you later, man." Duncan said, fist-bumping him.
DJ stood on the big 'X' and watched his friends wave him goodbye. He turned around and Chris pressed the red button on his remote control.
The giant fisherman's boot swung down, being powered by the rockets on the end. It collided with DJ, kicking him off the island. His scream filled the night as he flew out towards the cruise ship in the distance.
"Well, that's two losers down, thirty-three more to go!" Chris said. "Stay tuned next week to find out who kicks the bucket, literally! Well...sort of. Anyway, find out next time on...Total...Drama...Unfinished Business!"
(Voting Confessionals)
Eva- "I gotta vote DJ, he really lost the challenge for us today. I still like the guy, but I can just see him screwing up more challenges because he's afraid in the future. No hard feelings."
DJ- "I think I have to vote Eva, she's really scary and I'm kind of afraid of her!"
LeShawna- "Don't get me wrong, I love DJ, but his chicken little routine got old real quick. Plus, he lost the challenge for us today. Sorry bud." She shrugged.
Scott- "If Duncan was up for elimination, I'd vote for him! I think I'm gonna vote for Dawn because she's creepy.
Noah- "Scarlett says voting for DJ would be the best course of action. She didn't need to tell me twice, the guy is strong, but he also lost the challenge for us." Noah shrugged.
Scarlett- "I'm voting for DJ obviously. He lost the challenge, enough said."
Brick- "I hate to vote for DJ because he's a really nice guy, but I think it's the best course of action. He lost the challenge for my platoon today, and I'm sorry to say he'd never make a good cadet." he shook his head.
Heather- "Alejandro. He needs to be gone!"
Alejandro- "Heather! She said we aren't a thing anymore, so she needs to be gone!"
Dakota- "I'm going to vote for Heather because she's mean. It's probably a throw-away vote since everyone's gonna vote for me." She sighed.
Dawn- "I vote for DJ. I'm sad to see a fellow animal lover go, but it seems that it's either him or Dakota, and I promised by the good name of Mother Earth that I would help her through this contest."
Ezekiel- "I gotta vote for Dakota, eh." He shrugged. "She did kinda lose the challenge for us."
Trent- "Dakota. While I enjoyed the Chris torment, she cost us the challenge. Sorry."
Bridgette- "I'm voting for Dakota because she used poor defenseless sharks as weapons. Sharks are animals too!" She stated. "While she was in her monster state, I have to vote for her." She shook her head.
Votes
Eva- DJ
DJ- Eva
LeShawna- DJ
Scott- Dawn
Noah- DJ
Scarlett- DJ
Brick- DJ
Heather- Alejandro
Alejandro- Heather
Dakota- Heather
Dawn- DJ
Ezekiel- Dakota
Trent- Dakota
Bridgette- Dakota
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DJ- 6
Dakota- 3
Heather- 2
Eva- 1
Dawn- 1
Alejandro- 1
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Voted Off – Topher, DJ
Reason: I love DJ, and I'm sure he's got a lot of fans out there, but I just found it hard to come up with a plot for him that hadn't been done already. If you like DJ, don't worry, he'll make more appearances in the bonus episodes and maybe even others!
[1]- An obvious reference to Spongebob and Patrick. Hey, I couldn't resist!
[2]- The way Max rolled the 'R' in brilliant was a reference to Yzma from The Emperor's new Groove. Once I again, I couldn't resist, it's one of my favorite parts of the movie!
[3]- It was only a matter of time before someone called Amy and Samey, Mary Kate and Ashley. So, I decided to have the queen of zingers do it.
[4]- I won't be skipping towards the end of challenges every time, just a few times if the story is running long, or if nothing of particular interest happens during that time.
[5]- Izzy bonding with Ezekiel was a theme in many of The Kobold Necromancer's stories, and I quite enjoyed it,n so I'm bringing it back, just maybe a little less than what he's done with it.
Next- Parachute Pandemonium