Disclaimer- I do not own any of the Total Drama characters that I choose to torture—I mean put in the story! They are merely here for mine, and your amusement. No profit is being made off of this (No one would would stoop as low as to pay me for this anyway) I give all credit to the creators of Total Drama, as well as Johnny Depp, because...well, he's Johnny Depp!
Notes From The Depths of Sarcasm- And I manage to get three Episodes out in one month! Yay! I wanted to get enough out before school starts, because that's when updates get slower. I'd also enjoy it if you reviewed so I know what you guys want! Who should get more screen time? Is there a plot you want to me to incorporate into the story? Who do you want to make a cameo? Reviewing helps me change things in your favor! So, just think about that for a moment. Speaking of reviews, it's time for some replies!
Review Replies:
Smokescreen2841: I know right! Despite them being taken, Rodney will go after any girl. And that's what makes him funny, trust me, things are gonna get bad for him soon!
Bob: Nice name, and thanks for the review! Don't worry, I'm not pairing Noah and Cody, but I do love to annoy Noah when characters question his sexuality, it's just funny! I do have other plans for Cody though...
Guest: I realize Dave's plan is wrong, and that's the point. I need to make it seem like both he and Sky are in the wrong. I can't put bias into the story, so I need to even the sides. As for Gwen and Trent, their love trail has not yet derailed!
Creaturemaster: "Yeah, that was worded a bit weird, I suppose I should fix it, but I'm kind of lazy, so maybe later. :P
NerdyNightStocker: Yes, Sugar's many returns will be a recurring gag. Alejandro and Heather's feud has to end somehow, and we'll get to see very soon! Thanks for your ideas for Jo, Eva, Amy and Samey, I might just use those! I'm glad you like the story, and thanks for the reviews!
Zachsaur94: I'll definitely keep trying to update this story! Even with school, I've got a planned schedule for when I post new chapters! ;)
Booboojohnson1: Yeah, I guess I do. Even if I didn't, this story includes Sky and Dave's ups and downs, so don't worry if you're a fan of Skave ;)
Thanks for the reviews, and I hope you guys enjoy this episode! That's right, it's time for the FIRST Virtual Reality challenge! I've been waiting to write this one for some time now, so I hope you guys really enjoy it!
Chapter 05 (Day 04, Part 1)- Super Hero-ld 2: Age of The VR
"Last time on Total Drama Unfinished Business," Chris began. "We took the campers into the sky and dropped them from planes! Well, some of them anyway. For those that weren't skydiving, they got to push couches for the jumpers to land on! Chris statues were recovered, some were sadly eaten by a mutated shark. The yeti still has not been found in the snow, and Dakota went Dakotazoid mid-air!" Chris recapped.
"Depress Trent saved his teammates from three mutant gophers, Rodney got to see Dakota almost-naked, and Ella sent an avalanche upon her teammates. In the end, she was sent home, thankfully before she could do another musical number!" Chris said. "This week, we're going Virtual for the first time on Total Drama! So, stay tuned to see how it all goes down on...Total...Drama...Unfinished Business!"
~Theme Song (I Wanna Be Famous)~
(Outhouse Confessional- First of the Episode!)
Rodney- "Getting to second base with Dakota yesterday was the best! I've decided I'll meet with her early morning in the girl's cabin!" He giggled.
(TDRI Cabin – Dakota, Anne Maria, Jo, Dawn)
Rodney tip-toed into the girl's cabin and searched for Dakota. Unfortunately, all of the girls were deep in their covers and Rodney couldn't tell who was who.
He sneaked over to the bed closest to him, and found that Dawn was hanging upside down from the top bunk. He stepped back, and bumped into another bunk.
The farm boy flinched and realized Dakota could be sleeping in the bed. He slowly approached it and carefully lifted up the covers to see a fist fly into his face.
"Ow!" He cried, nursing his nose. He quickly covered his mouth, remembering that he had to be quiet. Rodney looked over to see that it was Jo that had punched him. However, Jo let out a loud series of snores. "Sleep punching?" Rodney wondered.
He moved on to the next bed. He slowly pulled the covers off and Anne Maria let out a scream. She grabbed the nearest can of hairspray and pressed down on the nozzle, spraying Rodney in the face.
"AAAAAAAAHHH!" Rodney shrieked, running around. "My eyes!" His eyes watered as the hairspray sank into his corneas.
"Get out pervert!" Anne Maria shouted, throwing her can of hairspray at him. It hit Rodney in the kiwis and he let out another cry of pain. With that, he did as Anne maria said and ran out of the girl's side of the cabin, screaming.
Jo, Dakota and Dawn all woke up to see Rodney's legs leaving the room. Jo looked down at her fist. "Why is there blood on my fist?" The jockette asked. She inspected it and licked her fist. "Eh, tastes fine to me." She shrugged.
Anne Maria watched in disgust and finally snapped out of her funk. "Farm boy was being a pervert!" Anne Maria said, jabbing a thumb at the door that Rodney had run out of.
"Scott?! I'll kill him!" Jo shouted, getting up from her bed.
"No, Rodney," Anne Maria corrected her, "If I was talking about Scott, I'd have called him dirt boy!"
"Rodney? What would he be doing in the girl's cabin?" Jo wondered.
'Um, trying to get ta second base with us girls? I don't blame him, I'm hot!" Anne Maria chuckled.
"I don't know about you two, but Rodney creeps me out. Yesterday, he kept looking at my boobs when I was practically stripped." Dakota sighed. "I'm definitely gonna vote him off if he tries anything else."
Meanwhile, Dawn had been listening to the entire conversation, but hadn't said anything. "I believe Rodney is afraid to talk to girls, thus he messes himself up, and can't say what he wants. Since he lives on a farm with many brothers, he has no experience with girls, and thinks every girl is pretty. Except Sugar." Dawn concluded.
Jo and Anne Maria looked slightly freaked out. "Um...I don't care, he has no good reason to be entering the girl's cabin. I say we lose him next elimination, that is if we're on the same team." Jo said.
Dawn shrugged while Anne Maria and Dakota nodded. "Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to take a shower, and do my 5k up hill. See you at the Mess Hall!" Jo said, and left the cabin with a clean pair of clothes.
(Outhouse Confessional- Poor Rodney)
Rodney- "Gah! I'll never enter the girl's cabin again! My eyes are still stinging from Anne Maria's hair spray. Although she is pretty hot, she kind of scares me." He whimpered. "It didn't help that she hit me in the kiwis. I knew I had to get out of there once she woke up! I couldn't risk Jo finding out I was in the girls cabin!"
Dakota- "If I weren't on this stupid island, I'd get a restraining order on the annoying farm pervert!" She huffed.
Heather left her cabin and headed for the Communal Washrooms. Most people were still sleeping, or beating Rodney in the head with a spray can.
A loon called out in the distance and Heather covered her ears. "Loser bird, it's too early for this!" She grumbled, storming into the girl's washroom.
She slammed the door open and saw Courtney brushing her teeth. Amy was applying some mascara to her eyes, ignoring the queen bee.
"Courtney, Amy, just the people I wanted to see." Heather grinned devilishly.
"What do you want?" Courtney asked rather rudely. "I don't need people thinking I'm with you, plenty of people already hate me."
Heather put her arms up in defense. "I simply need one thing from you both." Heather explained. "I need Alejandro out of here."
"And why should I vote with you?" Courtney asked.
"Because, you don't like Alejandro anymore than I do." Heather answered. "If you help me out and vote him off, I'll do something for you. But only if Alejandro goes home. Are you in?"
Courtney thought for a moment. "I suppose. So to make this clear, if Alejandro goes home to night, you have to do something for me." Heather nodded. "Alright, I'm in. But just this once."
Heather looked at Amy. "So, are you in better twin." She asked. The queen bee knew Amy would be listening if she complimented her.
"Spanish jerk-boy is hot, but yeah, I don't really care if he goes." Amy shrugged. "I'm in, as long as you keep your promise."
Heather nodded. "Excellent." Heather grinned. She snatched the mascara from Amy's hands and began applying to her own face.
(Outhouse Confessional- Alliance, dun Dun DUN!)
Amy- "I don't like Heather. However, I do admire her. When I watched TDI, I learned from her and started bossing Samey around, and it felt so good!" She exclaimed. "After Alejandro's out of here, I intend targeting more of the villains, especially Heather. I will be running this game this time around. Chris is lucky he brought me back!" She scowled.
Heather- "Whoa, whoa, whoa, 'Spanish jerk-boy is hot?!" She shouted. "Alejandro is mine, I'm only getting rid of him so I can focus on the game! Better twin my butt!"
Courtney- "Heather is a formidable player, but I don't approve of her tactics. I'm only agreeing to join her alliance this one time because I despise Alejandro!" She explained. "No one womanizes me and gets away with it!"
"Attention Campers!" Came Chris's annoyingly chipper voice. "Report to the bonfire pit in five minutes! It's challenge time!"
"What? What happened to breakfast?" Bridgette asked, coming out of the TDI girl's cabin.
"Personally, I'm thrilled to be skipping breakfast!" Noah said, leaving the guy's side of the cabin. "Chef's crappy burnt eggs are nothing to be happy about."
Noah and Bridgette headed for the bonfire pit, followed by several other campers.
No one bothered to sit down on the stumps, Chris did say it was challenge time after all. Once everyone was there, Chris began his spiel. "Welcome to the fourth challenge of Total Drama Unfinished Business!" He declared.
"Are you gonna do that every time?" Cody asked, slightly annoyed.
"Yup!" Chris chuckled.
"No you won't." Dawn said.
"What?" Chris asked. "Of course I will!"
"Aura reading isn't my only talent. I can see into the future, but only a couple days." Dawn explained. "And I do believe you're not going to say that every time."
"Oh yeah? I'm gonna prove you wrong!" Chris said, pointing a finger at Dawn.
"I'm betting on creepy girl." Geoff said. "No offense!" He added quickly. Dawn shrugged indifferently.
Suddenly, Owen came up next to Chris, munching down on a chicken leg. "Hello there Owen!" Chris said.
"Hey Chris...I mean ma'am, I mean sir, I mean poo-bah!" Owen stuttered. "Um...boss?" He wondered if he'd gotten it correct.
"No Owen, not boss." Chris shook his head. Owen looked confused and Chris sighed. "Owen, you are no longer an intern."
"What?!" Owen exclaimed. "But-but...you me and Chef...we had such good times!"
"Be that as it may, you never did any actual work, you talked with the campers too much, and you ate everything in the staff fridge!" Chris told him.
"But I used the communal washrooms! Now their all stinky, isn't that what you wanted? I did something!" Owen protested.
"Sorry Owen, but you're stinky services are no longer required." Chris concluded.
"Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" Owen cried. "Wait, do I have to get kicked by that big boot?" He asked nervously.
"Nope, because...Owen is now back in the game!' Chris announced. Several campers such as Cody, Noah and Trent cheered and hugged or high-fived their friend.
Others like Heather, Alejandro, and Jo were not very happy. "What? You can't bring fatso in! That's not fair!"
"Yeah! You can't do that!" Courtney agreed.
"You should talk prissy CIT wannabe lawyer girl!" LeShawna retorted, joining the argument. That shut Courtney up.
"Calm down everyone! Save the drama and arguments for the challenge." Chris said. "Now, allow me to explain. You see, we reviewed some of the footage of the first three seasons, and found that Owen does still have a bone to pick with this show!"
"He was unfairly kicked off in TDA, and then booted off again after failing to be my spy. Then, in TDWT, he was eliminated to to Alejandro's sneaky work behind the scenes. So, in conclusion, Owen is indeed liable to compete, so I don't wanna hear any complaining from you all!" Chris summed up.
Alejandro glared at Chris. "Must you dwell on the past and my wrong-doings? You're really not helping me this season." Alejandro said.
Chris shrugged. "Just stirring up the drama!"
"Can we just get on to the challenge already?" Jo requested. "I'm getting tired of just standing here, staring at fat boy over here." Oddly enough, Owen didn't seem hurt by this comment at all.
"Fine, fine, today's challenge is a cool one anyway." Chris said. "For the first time in Total Drama history, we're going...Virtual!"
Tech geeks or computer nerds like Noah, Cody and Harold cheered and pumped their fists. "What world is it?" Harold asked quickly.
"Virtual? Ugh! I am not pretending to be some computer nerd!" Heather shook her head.
"Too bad." Chris returned. "For today's Virtual Reality challenge, you will all take the identities of...Super Heroes!"
"Wait, you actually have a Virtual Reality machine?!" Cody exclaimed. "How on earth did you manage that? Those things are way expensive and there are only like, five in existence!" [1]
"Correct-a-mundo Cody!" Chris answered. "Why do you think we were so low on funds in the past seasons? That's why they were only 13-14 episodes long! We were saving money to buy up one of these babies!" He chuckled. "We bought it from some guy named Joel, if it ever breaks down, B can probably fix it." [2]
B just rolled his eyes but continued to say nothing. "I thought you just spent all the money on hair gel." Noah rolled his eyes.
"That too," Chris nodded, "Anyway, you might wanna step off to the side from the bonfire pit, things are gonna get techno!"
The campers looked confused, but did as they were told. Once the seating area was cleared, the ground began to lower, and soon, the stumps, oil drum, and bonfire were replaced by a deep hole in the island.
Some campers looked in to see the island's mainframe, which was blue and tech-looking. Suddenly, a new platform rose from the interior of the island and replaced the hole.
Sitting in front of the campers was a shinny, new-age looking machine. It was quite large, and took up most of the bonfire pit space. The machine was chrome with TV screens on all sides so people could watch the action going on inside the virtual world.
At least forty pipes branched out from the main-machine and turned down, ending in what looked like an upside-down bowl. Underneath said bowls were seats, one for each pipe. "For the Virtual Reality challenges, you each be sitting in a VR chair, and you will put on your VR headset. When I flick on the machine, via this lever," He said, motioning to said lever, "You will be transported into the Virtual Reality world, where you will compete in your challenge."
Izzy raised her hand. "Will there be pain in the Virtual Reality world?" She asked.
Chris shook his head. "The lawyers insisted we replace pain with a numb feeling. So, if you get injured while in the VR game, you'll just feel numbness, however, the injury will still appear there, you just won't feel it."
Izzy snapped her fingers. "Aw." She said sadly, causing several people to look at her with scared expressions.
"Okay, so you said we're in a superhero world, what's the goal of the challenge and what do we do?" Eva asked.
"Excellent question. For this challenge, you will have five minutes to think of a superhero power you want. When you five minutes is up, you must think about that power when I turn on the machine. Once you're transported into the VR world, the computer will give you your superhero name and outfit. So basically, you only get to decide the power."
"Wait, I'm definitely not a hero," Heather said, "Will there be teams?"
"Of course! This isn't the merge!" Chris chuckled. "I'll read off the teams once I finish explaining the rules. They'll be heroes and villains, you'll be put onto a team based on your past performances." Ezekiel looked nervous after hearing that last part.
"Okay, so the basic goal of the challenge is to make sure you're the last one standing on your team. There might be more then one of you left, but you have to take out the entire other team. When you are killed in the VR world, your headset will unlock and you'll watch the rest of the challenge from the sidelines, got it?"
Everyone nodded. "Wow, I think that's the first time I've actually gotten rules past you without questions!" Chris exclaimed. "Well, it's time to decide the teams, and then you'll have to think of a superhero or villain power. Oh, and you cannot be an all-powerful god. The VR machine will deny it if you try, and then you'll get a random super power." Chris grinned.
Many of the contestants didn't have problems with this, most of them already had superpowers in mind. "Alright, first up are the villains!" Chris said. "Alejandro, Duncan, Eva, Noah, Heather, Ezekiel, Courtney, Izzy, Jo, Scott, Dakota, Anne Maria, Sky, Max, Scarlett, Amy, and Rodney." Chris read off.
Several people were not happy. "Aw come on man! I'm not a villain, eh! I've changed my ways! Honest!" Ezekiel protested.
"Sorry dude, this is based on past performances. Sexist comments, stealing a million dollars and throwing it in a volcano is bad stuff." Chris shrugged.
"But I changed, and that money thing happened when I was feral, eh! I don't wanna go back to that!" Ezekiel said. Chris shook his head and Ezekiel sighed in defeat. Bridgette put a hand on his shoulder in comfort.
"How am I a villain?" Noah and Dakota said at the same time.
"Noah, you're a sarcastic whazbag, and a cynical egghead. This makes you a villain. Dakota, you're a snobby princess and you're not very nice when turning into Dakotazoid." Chris answered.
"But that's not my fault!" Dakota protested as Noah rolled his eyes. "In fact, it's you're fault I got mutated! Not to mention, I've changed and I'm not snobby anymore!"
"Um, Chris, I don't think I really qualify as a villain." Sky spoke up. "I was nice to my team last season and encouraged them!"
"Sorry Sky, but leading Dave on like that was not a very nice thing. That makes you a villain for this challenge." Chris said as Dave cheered. Sky glared at him but didn't argue anymore.
"Alright, no more arguments?" Chris asked, and Courtney raised her hand. "Good! Now, the heroes are Geoff, Harold, Tyler, LeShawna, Trent, Gwen, Cody, Sadie, Katie, Bridgette, Brick, B, Dawn, Jasmine, Dave, Owen, and Samey."
No one on the heroes team disagreed. "Alright, now that the teams are settled, grab a chair! You've got five minutes to think about what your power will be. When I pull the lever, you'll be randomly spawned somewhere in the game, most likely alongside a teammate or two." Chris instructed.
The campers all took seats and began to think about what their powers should be. Several already knew what they wanted to be, so they just sat back and relaxed.
Scarlett saw this as the time to be crafty and gain an advantage. She leaned over to Courtney who sat in the chair next to her. The CIT was thinking furiously about what her power should be.
"You've got ten seconds to decide what power you wanna be, then it's game time!" Chris called out.
"How about a loudmouth, it suits you well since you always open your mouth too much." Scarlett whispered to Courtney.
The CIT thought about this and turned to protest. While she did this, Scarlett leaned over to Scott who sat on her left. "How about Shark boy, you're afraid of sharks anyway." She whispered to the dirt farmer.
"What?" Scott asked. "No way am I gonna be a shark guy! I'm terrified of those things!" Scott hissed.
"I am not a loudmouth! The nerve of you, that would make an awful superpower!" Courtney snapped.
"And times up! You're now entering the VR world, I hope you were thinking of the right power!" Chris cackled as he pulled the lever, sending the teens into the Virtual Reality game for the first time.
(Outhouse Confessional- So exciting!)
Scarlett- "Brilliant plan!" She chuckled to herself. "Now Courtney and Scott will have bad powers, and thus will be most likely to be blamed for a possible failure. I knew that if I could get them thinking about the power, whether they hated it or not, they'd receive that power in the game! Meanwhile, I had the perfect villainous power in mind." Scarlett grinned.
Courtney- "Why that murderous pest! She sabotaged me into giving me a crappy power! I'll get my revenge on her!" She growled.
Scott- "Not cool, Scarlett, not cool!" Scott scowled. "Being a shark guy the entire game was terrible! It was like I was becoming my enemy!" he shivered.
(Team Hero – Geoff, Bridgette, Harold)
Bridgette, Geoff and Harold all woke up in the Virtual Reality world. They sat in an alleyway between two buildings. Unfortunately, the buildings were very tall, and they couldn't see anything but scenic dumpsters and sewage.
"This is mega cool!" Geoff exclaimed, grabbing Harold and Bridgette into a hug.
Suddenly a disembodied female computer voice spoke. "Chill Zone, Aqua Gal, and Samurai Guy entering the game." It said.
Geoff looked down to see he was wearing a tight white and blue suit, his arms appeared to be frozen in ice. "Whoa, I said I wanted to be cool, I guess this is how it interpreted it!" Geoff chuckled. He forced his hand out and shot a blast of light blue energy at one of the dumpsters.
The dumpster suddenly froze over into a large block of ice, ice shards flying back. "I'm Chill Zone!" He chuckled. "That is awesome!"
Bridgette looked down at her outfit. She was wearing what looked like her normal wet-suit, except that it was covered in what looked like fish scales. She looked down at her her arms and they appeared to be slick and faintly blue. She wore a starfish in her hair, and a seaweed tie held up her ponytail.
She shot a blast of water from her hand and it splashed against the sewage, sending the liquid in a splash-back. Then, Bridgette tried something different. She jumped up, and went higher than expected.
As she was in mid-air, her legs welded together and transformed into a mermaid tail, complete with green scales and a dolphin tail at the end. "Oh my gosh! This was my dream superpower forever! Now O actually get to be it! This is the best thing ever!" She said.
"I guess you're Aqua gal then," Geoff said, "Sweet! We can, like, work together and stuff! Cause I'm ice and you're water!" Geoff kissed her on the lips for a few seconds and then let go.
"If you're Chill Zone and you're Aqua Gal, then I'm Samurai Guy! Sweet! This is the best superhero power ever! At least in my opinion" Harold said.
The ubber nerd was now dressed in full Samurai attire. Metal armor covered his body, and he wore a metal Samurai helmet, which glistening in the sun shinning into the alley.
He unsheathed a sword from his belt and held it up. "Awesome!" Was all he could say. He leaped up, kicking off of the walls of the buildings on either side, going higher and higher. He then stopped, and landed back down, not receiving any pain. He dug his sword into the asphalt, and it went through without a problem.
"Harold, that was amazing!" Bridgette exclaimed. "This is probably the best challenge Chris has ever made us do!"
"You got that right dudes, but we still need to kill everyone else on the other team!" Geoff said.
"I want to take Heather!" Bridgette grinned.
Harold looked down into the sewage and saw a license plate. He pulled out and shook off the gross liquid. "CHRIS M." He read the plate. "Manufactured in...Chrisopolis?!" He exclaimed. "Of course he'd name the city after himself! I can't wait to destroy it during the battle!"
"And this challenge just got slightly less cool." Bridgette shook her head.
(Team Villain – Noah, Izzy, Eva)
"Temper Tantrum, Explosivo, and Mind Messer entering the game." Came the disembodied voice.
Eva looked up into the sky to see if she could spot whoever was speaking. She looked around and saw Noah and Izzy standing next to her in a park setting.
A fountain in a nearby lake trickled as NPC's walked around the park. Trees blew in the air, and the grass was perfectly cut and green.
"Oh yeah! Explosivo's here to cause some trouble!" Izzy cackled. She was dressed in a black full-body suit that looked similar to a ninja garb. The body-suit had a gray outline near Izzy's legs. She wore a black belt around her waist, which had several bombs, sticks of TNT, and other explosives hooked onto it.
Izzy yanked one of the bombs from her belt and hurled it at the lake. A few seconds later, the lake exploded into a watery mess, drenching several nearby civilians, including Eva and Noah.
"Nice." Noah deadpanned.
"Izzy! You got me all wet!" Eva shouted.
Izzy shrugged. "Explosivo is just glad that Team E-Scope is together again! There is no villain team, there is no hero team, there is only Team E-Scope!" Izzy cackled and bounded off through the park.
"I assume I'm Mind Messer." Noah said. "Hypnotizing and foresight. Excellent." He grinned.
"Wait...if you're Mind Messer, and Izzy is Explosivo...then I'm Temper Tantrum?!" Eva gasped. "No way! That's the worst name ever!" She shouted.
Suddenly, Eva began to grow taller and bigger. She wore her normal fitness outfit, but it seemed to grow bigger with her body. "Whoa!" Eva exclaimed, her voice booming through the park. She was now about as tall as one of the buildings next to her.
"Looks like you get larger with every vein you pop." Noah grinned.
"Shut up!" Eva growled, growing taller. "Crap, you're right."
(Team Hero – LeShawna, Gwen, Tyler, Trent)
The foursome spawned in what looked like a water park. Civilians splashed and played in the pools and slid down the water-slides.
"Cannon-Booty, Gwen Reaper, Static Charge, and Sound Barrier have entered the game." Came the female disembodied voice.
LeShawna looked at her butt and saw that it had swollen up the size of at least four beach balls. "I think I'm Cannon-Booty!" LeShawna chuckled. The ghetto girl jumped up and landed on her butt, launching her higher into the sky.
Gwen watched in amazement while Trent and Tyler mustered laughs. Gwen looked down at her garb. "Of course, I'm the Gwen Reaper." She grinned.
She wore a Grim Reaper outfit, which was basically just a long, black, ripped robe. She held a scythe in her hand, and seriously did look like the Grim Reaper. "Watch this." She grinned.
The Goth closed her eyes, and her body began to slowly disappear. As she turned invisible, Trent and Tyler watched in amazement (LeShawna would have too, but she was too busy bouncing all over the place).
Pretty soon, Gwen's entire body and her scythe disappeared. She was now invisible. "Can't see me anymore, can ya?" Gwen grinned, although they couldn't tell.
"That is awesome!" Tyler exclaimed. Suddenly, Gwen reappeared behind Tyler.
"Boo." She said out of nowhere.
"Wah!" Tyler shrieked, jumping back from Gwen as the Goth chuckled.
"So what can you do?" Gwen asked the jock.
Tyler wore an outfit similar to The Flash. In fact, it looked a LOT like the The Flash, only different colors. He wore a white superhero suit with yellow boots and yellow trim. He had lightning strikes on the side of his head. Yup, definitely like The Flash.
"I think I've got electrical powers." Tyler said. He suddenly shot a flash of lightning from his palm and it struck a nearby water-slide, electrocuting a couple NPC's. "Oops..." Gwen couldn't help but laugh at the fried civilians.
(Outhouse Confessional- Owch)
Gwen- "I'm not a sadist like Chris McLame, I just enjoy watching NPC's die. They're so stupid in video games, they never run when the destruction comes." She chuckled.
LeShawna- "Never thought I'd say this, but that was probably my favorite challenge of this crappy show, yet! I didn't think it was possible to make my booty anymore luscious than it already was!" She grinned.
"Look what I can do!" Trent said, trying to get Gwen's attention.
The musician was dressed in a camo-green jump suit. He had a large guitar that was big enough to stand on! "Watch this!"
Trent strummed on his bass guitar and a sonic boom erupted from the strings. The shock wave slammed into the wave pool, churning up hundred foot waves, toppling over several civilians. "Oops..."
"Nice aim." Gwen chuckled.
(Team Villain – Duncan, Courtney, Scott)
"Chainpunx, Megaphone, and Shark Dude, now entering the game." said the disembodied female voice once more.
"Chainpunx! Alright, coolest name ever!" Duncan pumped his fist. The punk was dressed in a similar torn robe to Gwen's, only his didn't have a hood. Long, wrapping chains stretched out from under his wrists, coming from somewhere in his sleeves.
The trio were currently in an office complex, surrounded by NPC's doing boring office work. Duncan hurled one of his chains at one of the office workers and it wrapped around the guy's waist. Duncan then proceeded to pull the man from his cubicle, and swing him out the window, releasing the chain from his waist, and letting the NPC plummet to it's doom.
"Ha! That was awesome!" Duncan cackled.
"You are revolting!" Courtney scoffed. "And why am I with you two? I swear Chris purposely programed the VR to put me with you jerks."
"Oh please, it's just a stupid NPC, it's not like they're people." Duncan chuckled. "And it could be worse. You could be stuck with the two people you hate most in the world."
"You are the two people I HATE IN THE WORLD!" Courtney screamed. She quickly covered her mouth upon hearing her voice, it had tripled in volume, making her shouts deafening.
"I think you're Megaphone." Duncan remarked as he covered his ears.
"THAT'S A TERIBLE NAME!" Courtney barked, sending a shock-wave through the office building. She shattered all of the windows on the floor, and knocked down every single cubicle wall.
"You think you have it bad? I'm a SHARK! My worst fear and enemy!" Scott exclaimed, huddling up into a shivering fetal position.
The dirt farmer was now wearing a white armor chest-plate instead of his usual tattered tank-top. He had a blue shark fin sticking out of his head and more fins on the underside of his elbows. His normal human teeth had been replaced with shark jaws that resembled a bear trap.
Courtney rolled her eyes. "I'm out of here." She muttered.
(Outhouse Confessional- Sucky Superpowers)
Duncan- "Okay, so Courtney can be annoying, but she's really hot when she's mad. Who'd have thought I still had feelings for her, especially after we hated each other back in World Tour." He chuckled. "Those were some stupid times." He muttered.
Courtney- "Really Chris? I know you programed the VR to put me with those two scuzzballs!" She accused.
Chris McLean- "I just love messing with the challenges!" He cackled. "Of course I'd put Courtney with Duncan and Scott, it's basic Drama math!"
(Team Hero – Jasmine, Samey, Amy)
"The Aussie Animal, Repeat, and Iron Cody, now entering the game." said the electronic voice.
"Alright! I got my dream power!" Jasmine cheered, pumping her fist. "I've always wanted to turn into animals and see how it feels! But sadly, earthly limitations don't allow me to." She sighed.
"Jasmine, that is so cool! Change into an animal!" Samey requested.
Jasmine nodded and she suddenly began to morph from her normal clothes and body. She slowly got onto her hands and knees, and her body began to lengthen. She began growing orange fur, and her feet welded into her back legs. Her hands formed into paws with sharp claws, and her face morphed from human to feline. Whiskers sprouted from her nose, which turned pink and sank back into her face. Her eyes began a pale green color, and her ears traced the side of her head until they reached the top. A tail sprouted from her behind, and orange and black fur now fully coated her body.
The tiger let out an almost deafening roar, forcing Samey to cover her ears. Then, as quickly as she had been a tiger, Jasmine began to morph back to her human state. Her tail retracted back into her behind, her ears slid down to their normal position, her feet became feet again and her hands became hands again, and she lost all of her orange and black fur.
Jasmine stood up, back to her normal self. "How's that?" She asked proudly.
"That was awesome!" Cody exclaimed, Samey was at a loss for words, and just nodded.
"Say, Cody, your voice sounds a bit techno!" Jasmine said, turning around to see Cody in a full iron man suit. The tech geek was hovering over them, powered by jets on his feet. He literally looked exactly like Iron Man in his suit, only shorter and thinner.
"This is so cool! I can see clearly for a hundred miles, and I can fly, and I'm strong! I'm a totally different person!" he exclaimed.
"So Samey, what can you do?" Jasmine asked the twin.
"Well, I wasn't sure exactly what to pick, so I chose this!" Samey said, and in the block of an eye, at least twenty clones of Samey spread out around her, each one cloning from the last.
In a split second, they all shot back into Samey, and she looked winded. "Whew, I probably shouldn't clone too much! It makes me tired." She breathed. Samey pretty much wore her normal cheerleader outfit, except that there was an infinity sign on her belt, which was also new.
"Well, I think it's a cool power. It's a good thing you chose it and not your sister! We don't need more Amy's running around!" Jasmine joked, to which Samey and Cody laughed.
(Outhouse Confessional- Iron Cody!)
Jasmine- "I think it's great that Samey's finally loosening up!" Jasmine grinned. "Crikey! I should probably stop calling her Samey, that's not her real name!"
Samey- "I'm so glad Chris put Amy on the villain's team! Because that's what she is!" She huffed. "Now I can have fun with Jasmine! Oh, and Cody too, but I don't know him that well." She admitted.
Cody- "I get bullied all the time back at my high-school. It might be because I'm short, kind of geeky, and not such a hit with the ladies like I'd like to think I am." He sighed. "But this suit made me feel completely different! I felt like a whole new me, a me that could kick any bully's butt!"
(Team Villain – Alejandro, Heather, Ezekiel)
The three teens spawned in the middle of what appeared to be a stadium. No one was playing, so there was no one in the stands.
"El Toro, Queen Bee, and Home-schooled Arrow, entering the game." Came you-know-who (or what. Are disembodied voices considered a someone?).
Heather took one look at Alejandro and couldn't help but laugh. The Arch Villain was slightly taller than his normal self, maybe ten feet tall. He had ripped muscles, and speaking of ripped, his shirt was ripped open as well.
But what was most hilarious (at least to Heather), was the fact that Alejandro seemed to be a mutated bull-man. Long horns stuck out of the side of his head and hair,and he had a muzzle with a ring through the nostrils. His hands has been replaced by hooves, as were his feet.
"Ha! You look like a freak!" Heather laughed, pointing in his face.
"Don't tempt me to run you over!" Alejandro threatened, bowing down and pawing at the ground with his foot. He was ready to trample her if she let out another snarky comment.
"Okay, okay, I won't say anything else!" Heather promised, putting her arms up in defense. "But I guess you could say you're a piece of Bull—
"Don't you finish that sentence!" Alejandro warned. "And you should talk, you look like an idiota in your queen bee getup!"
Heather looked down at what she was wearing. She did indeed look like an idiota. She had antennas on her head, and her entire body was replaced by a Queen Bee's body, making her look fat with a bloated butt. Her normal legs hung from the hind-quarters of the bee body, and her arms stuck from their normal position.
"You look like a bloated hippo in a bee costume!" Alejandro laughed.
"At least I have a crown!" Heather said, pointing to the crown on her head, which circled her antenna. "And, I can do this!" She grinned.
The queen bee (literally!) spat something out at Alejandro, and it hit him in the forehead. It was a tiny parasite that latched itself into Alejandro's forehead. It looked like a bee. Suddenly, the parasite glowed, and Alejandro's eyes went hypnotic.
"Hypnotizing! Excellent!" She cheered. "Even though it's kind of gross..."
Heather then made a flicking motion, and the parasite flew off Alejandro's face. His eyes went back to normal. "What did you do?!" He asked accusingly.
"I hypnotized you!" She cackled. "Better than your stupid bull-headed power! Ha, these jokes are easy to make." She chuckled. This just enraged Alejandro more.
He bent down, pawing at the ground with his foot again, kicking up dust behind him. He faced his horns at Heather, and charged.
Luckily for Heather, the Queen Bee getup also came with wings. Albeit very small and slow wings, but wings nonetheless. She managed to fly away just in time and Alejandro charged right where she had been.
"Ha! Missed me!" She taunted from the air.
Alejandro however couldn't stop, and accidentally rammed into Ezekiel, knocking the prairie boy off his feet and into one of the stands. "Ow, eh! What was that fur?!" He asked.
"Sorry amigo, I could not stop. I was aiming for Heather." Alejandro explained.
Ezekiel got up. He wore a black mask that only covered his eyes. He still wore his toque, but his sweatshirt was replaced by a Robin Hood style coat of the same color. He wore his normal pants and shoes, and he had an arrow pouch on his back. He held a bow, and grabbed an arrow from his pouch and notched it.
"Arrows, is that all you can do?" Heather scoffed.
"Nope, I can do this too, eh!" Ezekiel said. He closed his eyes and suddenly, disappeared in a flash of turquoise light. The same colored light flashed next to Heather and Ezekiel stood there. "Teleportation, eh!"
Suddenly, Ezekiel remembered that, while he could teleport, he couldn't fly. "Oh no! Ah!" He screamed as he landed with a thud on the grass in the stadium.
(Outhouse Confessional- Bee Better Be Bright Because Bull)
Heather- "My power is way superior to that of Alejandro and Ezekiel! Look at me, I can fly and hypnotize!" She grinned. "Alejandro's just lucky I released him from being hypnotized, and Ezekiel's lucky I remember his name!"
Alejandro- "Oh, I detest Heather so much now! Of course once I eliminated her and I win the game, she'll fall in love with me again." He grinned. "I knew I should have picked a better superpower."
Ezekiel- "I'm used to being furgotten, eh. But not as much as poor Trent. I don't knoow why everyone ignored him. I think I should try being friends with him, then maybe he won't be so lonely and depressed."
(Team Hero – Katie, Sadie, Brick)
"BSFFL 1, BSFFL 2, and General Whizzy, now entering the game." Said the electronic voice for the seventh time.
Katie, Sadie, and Brick all spawned together at the beach. The waves lapped over them, soaking them, but since they were superheroes, they didn't care.
Katie and Sadie got up. "Omigosh! We spawned together!" Sadie giggled.
"Omigosh you're right! But what's you're superpower? Mine is speed when I lock hands with you!" Katie exclaimed.
"Omigosh, that's mine too! We're like, such good friends!" Sadie giggled as Katie nodded.
Brick got up and rubbed his head. "What does BSFFL 1 and 2 stand for anyway?" He asked the friends.
"Best Speedy Friends For Life!" They both said together.
"We replaced Female with Speedy." Katie said.
Brick rolled his eyes. "Look what I can do!" He said. He snapped his fingers and three large orange and black robots appeared behind him. They didn't appear to have faces, but they had arms and legs. They looked very techno.
"Ooh! I hear Orange is the new Black!" Katie said. [3]
"Omigosh, I heard that too!" Sadie said. "Those robots are so fetch! Um...what do they do?"
"I think of a command and they do it!" Brick exclaimed. "I'm like a general now!" He giggled like a little schoolgirl. "And if they break, they reform! They're practically indestructible!"
Just as he said this, a blast of lava shot through one of the robots, knocking it to the ground. A hole appeared in it's mechanical stomach, but was soon replaced by metal and wires as they worked to repair themselves. The robot stood up again, only to be blasted down once more.
"What the...?" Brick asked. He turned around and saw Jo hovering on a large rock, Dakota and Anne Maria behind him.
The jockette was a strange sight to behold. Not only was she flying on a rock, but half her body was rock! Anything from the collarbones down made of rock and flowing magma, which was somehow concealed to it's rivers in her body. She wore army boots on her feet, and while her head looked like her normal Jo head, it was on fire.
"Jo...your head's on fire." Brick observed.
"Yup, what this!" She grinned. "KRAKATOA!" She roared, and suddenly the ground began to shake. The beach tore, and cracks arose in the sand. A few seconds later, five jets of lava shot up into the air, spewing hot molten liquid. [4]
Several beach-goers screamed and ran in opposite directions. Jo silenced a few of them by shooting them with fire from her hands.
"I wouldn't get too close to the ocean if I were you!" Brick chuckled.
Suddenly, the disembodied female voice sounded once more. "Lava-head, Dakotazoid, and Hairricane, now entering the game." It said.
"Lava-head? Ha! Funny name!" Brick chuckled.
"You should talk, General Whizzy!" Jo laughed.
"Yeah, who came up with that name?!" Brick asked, looking up into the sky, expecting an answer from the disembodied voice. Nothing came.
"Whatever, I still have an awesome power!" Brick said as his robot reformed once more and stood up. Jo proceeded to shoot it back down again, and shot it four more times while it tried to reform. The robot was not able to reform again, and lay there, dead.
Brick was indifferent as he snapped his finger and another robot appeared, taking the dead one's place.
"Very well." Jo shrugged. "Dakotazoid, Hairricane! Go!" She shouted.
Dakota began morphing into Dakotazoid, no different than in the real world. Anne Maria wore her normal getup, but her normally poofy hair was large and long. She looked determined as she shot her air towards Katie and Sadie. The follicles practically had a mind of their own!
Katie and Sadie both screamed and locked hands, instantly sending them zooming across the beach. Anne Maria was quick though, and her hair followed them, trying to get a good hold on them.
Unfortunately, when she did get a good hold on them by wrapping her hair around their connecting arms, their speed dragged her along for the ride.
"Wah!" She shrieked as she was yanked along by the hair (owch). Dakota managed to grab her by the legs before she went anywhere, and due to her size, she remained firm on the ground.
Katie and Sadie both continued to try and run, but they couldn't move. "Could you hold them still already?" Anne Maria asked. "I don't think I'm comfortable with this position!" Anne Maria was practically being stretched out by the hair and legs. "I'm not Elastigirl!"
Dakota pulled Anne Maria back, and continued to pull until she got Katie and Sadie. She ripped apart their hands, so they weren't connecting, and held one in each hand.
"I don't wanna die!" Katie whined.
"But if you did, your outfit is still cute!" Sadie said, complimenting Katie's outfit, which was the normal one she always wore.
"Omigosh, your outfit is cuter!" Katie said.
"No yours is!"
"Nuh-uh, yours is!"
"No way, your outfit is cuter!"
"But I love yours!"
"You wear the same dang outfits for sobbing out loud!" Jo shouted, and with a quick motion of her hand, she shot them both with lava, melting their faces, and killing them both, releasing them from the game.
"Well, I think it's we get moving, don't you?" Brick asked his robots. Although they didn't have faces, the robots nodded and held Brick in their hands, and blasted off.
"They're getting away!" Jo hollered. She would have gone after them, but they had already flown far into the sky.
(Team Hero – B, Dawn)
B and Dawn spawned in the center of a Movie Theater lobby. The smell of popcorn filled the room and Dawn breathed it in. "Ah, it smells delicious!" She giggled.
She walked over to the counter with snacks and asked for a bucket of popcorn. 'And how will you be paying for that?" The guy asked.
Dawn said nothing, and just blinked her eyes at the man. They had appeared to grow bigger, and her blue pupils appeared to be looking into the guy's soul, or so it looked like.
"Here you go." The man said, giving her some popcorn and turning around to do something of no particular interest.
Dawn wore her normal clothes, all that was different was that there was a light purple ball of energy around her. "It's okay to take popcorn in a VR world." She giggled as she munched some corn. "I'm glad Chris installed taste and smell into the VR!"
B nodded and tried to grab some popcorn from the bucket with one of his large mechanical arms. That's right, he had four large mechanical arms attached to a metal backpack on his back. The arms resembled squid arms with the ends being grabbers.
"Aura and Dr. Cephalopod, entering the game." Said the voice.
"A bit late." Dawn chuckled.
B reached for the popcorn, but was stopped by some sort of force. Suddenly, the faint purple shield around Dawn brightened, signifying it was there. B could not touch Dawn no matter what he did. Not even the popcorn bucket.
Dawn realized this and handed the bucket to him. Apparently, if she willingly let the person enter her force-field, they could. B happily munched on the popcorn and the two heroes headed out. B didn't even have to use his feet to walk, he just walked on two of his mechanical arms.
(Team Villain – Sky, Amy, Rodney)
"Skyrocket, Twin Titan, and Lovestruck, entering the game." Said the disembodied voice.
Amy, Rodney and Sky had spawned in an Amusement Park. Tall wooden roller coasters soared around them, hundreds of civilians milling about or enjoying rides.
"I still don't understand why I'm a villain!" Sky exclaimed. "I'm not mean! I just accidentally lead Dave on! I feel an injustice!"
"Can it jumpy." Amy snapped, her voice echoing across the city. She wore her normal cheerleader outfit, just like Samey, except that she was a hundred feet tall, easily towering over every roller coaster and building around the Amusement Park.
Rodney stood by her foot and looked up. He could see Amy's underwear. Again. His eyes turned into hearts and he fell back, lovestruck. Wow, can the VR come up with accurate names or what?
Sky looked at a mirror on the wall, which was part of the Hall of Mirrors. Her body looked distorted so she moved to the next one, with the same result. She moved again and finally saw herself in the normal mirror. She wore a red and white daredevil jacket, but the rest of her looked normal.
Except for her legs that is. She still wore her normal black tights, but her legs bent backwards, similar to a cricket or a bird. Sky hunched down, and leaped up, soaring so high into the air, that she jumped over one of the roller coasters with ease. She landed on the other side and hopped back over, doing a flip. "Cool!" She exclaimed.
"What are we gonna do with lover-boy?" Amy asked. She could see Rodney by her foot, and he looked like a tiny speck.
Sky said something from down below, but Amy couldn't hear. "What? I can't hear you, you're too small!" Amy shouted, once again echoing across the city. She forgot that she was big. And loud.
Sky launched herself high up so she met Amy's face. "I said we should..." She fell back down and jumped back up, "...Splash him with some...Cold water!"
Amy dipped her hand into the ocean, which was right near by them. The Amusement Park happened to be on a pier. Being big, her hand easily pocketed a swimming pool's worth of water. She knelt down and tossed water onto Rodney, soaking him from head to toe in cold ocean water.
"Wha! Where am I?!" Rodney exclaimed, standing up. Oh, did I forget to mention Rodney was wearing a large diaper and had a cupid's arrow in hand? Yeah, terrifying.
"Amy!" He exclaimed. He saw how big she was. "My love is bigger than your...um...bigger than you!" He stuttered. The farm boy notched his arrow and fired it at Amy, hitting her in the leg.
"Ow!" She exclaimed. "You're gonna pay for that, Rodn—Oh wow!" She gasped. Amy's eyes had turned into hearts as she saw Rodney.
"I think I love you!" She said as Rodney pumped his fists. Unfortunately for poor Rodney, Amy was swooning. And being 100 feet tall is not good when swooning. Amy toppled over, knocking over two roller coasters, the Ferris Wheel, and a carousel. Oh, and she crushed Rodney to death too.
Sky managed to jump out of the before getting hit. Now that Rodney was dead, Amy had snapped out of her funk. "Whoa...did I just say what I think I said?" She asked.
She got up and saw Rodney crushed to bits. "Well, he got you crushing on him alright." Sky said, trying to make a joke. Amy was not amused.
(Outhouse Confessional- Rodney, Rodney, Rodney)
Rodney- "Okay, so I might have died, but Amy still said she loves me! Not to mention when she fell on me, she crushed me with her boobs. Her giant boobs. What more could a man ask for?" He swooned.
Amy- "For the record, I only said I loved him in the VR, and because he shot me with a stupid love arrow! Seriously, why would I fall for such an ugly cupid man-child?' She asked.
Sky- "Well, the team-kill was a setback, but at least I survived. Jumping was pretty fun!"
(Team Hero – Owen, Dave)
"Gas Attack and SkyFall, entering the game." Came the voice.
The two boys found themselves on a bridge that resembled the Brooklyn Bridge. Except there were flags of Chris. Go figure.
Owen got up. They were in the middle of the street, and cars trying to get places honked their horns at them, and drove around. Some of them subsequently crashed. Poor NPC's.
"Awesome! Gas Attack!" Owen grinned. Before Dave could protest it, Owen let out a fart, which knocked out a seagull that was passing by, and shattered several car windshields (I don't know how).
"I gotta eat something!" Owen quickly said.
The former intern ripped a tire from one of the crashed cars and gobbled it down. Yes, he ate a car tire. Owen's stomach rumbled, and he let out a monster burp that was so loud, it sent a shock-wave at some more cars, hurling them off the bridge.
"Sweet!" Owen cheered and began to devour more tires.
Dave watched in disgust. "Disgusting!" He groaned. He looked at himself. He was a muscular, blue genie. "Wait, my name is SkyFall! I can kill Sky!" He grinned.
"Hold on a second..." He then thought. "I wished that I could take down Sky, what are my actual powers?" He wondered.
Suddenly, a mini-version of himself popped out of think air. "Who are you?" Dave asked the mini-me.
"I'm you, but smaller! I'm here to explain what you can and cannot do!" The mini-Dave said, in a high-squeaking voice. "Three rules, uno, dos, tres." He said, holding up three fingers.
"Rule number one, I can't kill anyone, so don't ask!" The mini-Dave used his hand to cut off his own head, which quickly grew back.
"Rule number two, I can't make anyone fall in love!" He said, making a kissy face.
"And finally rule number three, I can't bring anyone back from the dead!" He said in an Igor tone, miming a zombie. "It's not a pretty picture, I DON'T LIKE DOING IT!" [5]
"If you can't do it, can I do it?" Dave asked the mini-him.
"Of course not you moron! I'm you! Really, am I this stupid?" The mini-Dave asked.
"So I can't kill Sky?!" Dave screamed. "I can't kill anyone?!"
"Nope!" There was a pause.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—
(Outhouse Confessional- OOOOOOOOO—)
Sky- I swear I heard Dave screaming something across the city. I know it's a VR, but that boy's got lungs! Just like me1" She giggled.
Dave- "It's not fair! AAAAAAAAGGGHGHGH!" He screamed. "I hate this show!"
(Team Villain – Scarlett, Max)
"Brainzilla and Highchair, now entering the game." Said the electronic voice for the final time.
Scarlett found herself in the sewer. She and Max spawned on the walkways on the side, so thankfully they weren't knee deep in sewage. The brainiac was wearing her usual attire. Except for the fact that her normal orange but had been replaced by glass in the same shape. It revealed her pink brain, which was kind of grotesque, but still hypnotic to look at.
"Highchair?!" Max exclaimed. "I'm so sorry Scarlett, looks like EVIL has got the better super villain name." He said, although he wasn't sorry at all.
"No you twit, your name is Highchair." Said the disembodied female voice (Okay, so maybe it wasn't the last time).
"What?! Inconceivable!" Max shouted.
"It's true Max, you're sitting in a floating high chair." Scarlett told him.
Max seemed to be more bloated than usual, and not just in the belly region. His brain had grown three times it's normal size, making his head swelled up to an abnormal size. He wore his normal clothes, which barely rounded his extended belly. The self proclaimed evil genius sat on what looked like a floating highchair, hence his name. The bottom was powered by rockets and the chair looked very technologically advanced.
"Phooey!" He huffed. "Whatever, everyone knows EVIL is truly EVIL! Soevil in fact, that he doesn't need a petty name such as Highchair, everyone knows him to be Evil Mr. Dreadulocks! I expect you to refer to me as such from now on!" Max said.
Scarlett rolled her eyes. "Don't temp me to kill you this early in the game." She muttered.
"What was that?" Max asked.
"Nothing Mr. Dreadulocks." Scarlett sighed, rolling her eyes. Scarlett stared at the back of Max's head as he spun his chair around and began to hover down the corridor of the sewer. She focused, and her eyes began to glow purple. Suddenly, a beam of energy shot from her eyes, singeing Max's hair. This created a small canyon in his hair, revealing the top of his partially-bald head.
Max noticed none of this, and while it was only a VR, Scarlett couldn't help but enjoy herself. If only the effects in the VR world happened in real life.
(Pahkitew Island Bonfire Pit)
31 of the 34 contestants still sat on their VR chairs. In the outside world, they appeared to be sleeping with the headsets over their heads, but in the VR world, they were very much active.
Chris and Chef both sat in a beach chair with a table in between. The chairs faced one of the television screens on the machine. They were currently watching Jo and Brick's battle.
"So, which team do you think is gonna win?" Chris asked as Rodney was released from the VR machine. The headset lifted up and he walked over to a large bench and set next to Katie and Sadie so he could watch another screen, but he was currently busy thinking about love. Obviously.
"Are we bettin' on which team's gonna win?" Chef asked.
"Of course! Why wouldn't we?" Chris asked the co-host. "I call team hero. I think it suits me well, don't you think, Chef?"
Chef burst out laughing, as well as Katie and Sadie were currently watching with Rodney on the sidelines. Chris huffed. "Whatever, I'm better fifty on team hero."
"I'll bet fifty on team villain." Chef grinned wickedly, slapping a wad of cash onto the table.
"Isn't betting on who's gonna win, like, totally immoral?" Sadie asked, suddenly popping up behind Chris.
"Gah!" Chris shrieked. "What? I thought you were...over—never mind. And I don't care, I don't even know what the word immoral means!" He chuckled.
There was a pause. "Oh yeah, Noah and Gwen are both still in the VR. No one to make a snide quip." he sighed. "Well, whatever."
"Well, if I was gonna bet on a team, I'd go for team hero because they're our home team!" Sadie cheered.
"Omigosh, you're so right, not to mention team hero has some super cute outfits! Look at Bridgette, her outfit is so fetch!" Katie observed.
"Omigosh, an Geoff is looking, like, so hot! But don't tell Bridgette I said that!" Sadie giggled.
"Could you two shut it? We're trying to watch the battles!" Chris shushed.
Katie and Sadie kept quiet and continued to watch with Chris and Chef. After a while, Katie got bored. "Okay, this is like, so boring. No one's fighting anyone! They're all just running around the city blind!"
"You're so right," Sadie agreed, "It's like a bad superhero movie!"
Chris let out a frustrated cry. "Whatever! Since theirs no action, it'll be a perfect time to throw to commercial." Chris sighed.
He stood up. "Which team will prevail? The heroes are down a player, could that cause a loss? Not if I have anything to say about it, and of course, I do! Find out when we return after this commercial!" Chris announced.
"Can it hosty, it's getting good!" Chef hollered, tossing a piece of popcorn into Chris's mouth. The host choked on it and fell to the ground while Katie and Sadie giggled at the sight.
~A/N~ That's right! It's a two-parter! All VR challenges will be two chapters for three reasons. One, for suspense! Two, for suspense! And three, so all your favorite characters get enough screen time and awesomely bodacious battles!
What could Chris be up to? What extremes will he go to to try and win this bet? Is betting on a challenge immoral? Yeah, probably. But be sure to stick around for the next chapter and the thrilling conclusion to the Superhero VR! It's also got all the battles, so you should probably stay tuned anyway.
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Heroes Alive- Geoff, Harold, Tyler, LeShawna, Trent, Gwen, Cody, Bridgette, Brick, B, Dawn, Jasmine, Dave, Owen, Samey
Heroes Dead- Katie, Sadie
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Villains Alive- Alejandro, Duncan, Eva, Noah, Heather, Ezekiel, Courtney, Izzy, Jo, Scott, Dakota, Anne Maria, Sky, Max, Scarlett, Amy
Villains Dead- Rodney
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Heroes
Geoff- Chill Zone. Ice powers, flying, he's Elsa!
Harold- Samurai Guy. Metal armor, sword skills, agility
Tyler- Static Charge. Electric powers, speed, agility
LeShawna- Cannon-Booty. Butt-crushing powers, bouncy
Trent- Sound Barrier. Ear-splitting guitar powers, flying (on guitar)
Gwen- Gwen-Reaper. Invisibility cloaking, flight, scythe
Cody- Iron Cody. Mechanical suit, flying, strength, super vision
Bridgette- Aqua Gal. Water powers, speaks to ocean creatures, swims well
Brick- General Whizzy. Nearly-indestructible robot army of three, commanding
B- Dr. Cephalopod. Mechanical arms, speed, agility
Dawn- Aura. Force-Field, persuasion
Jasmine- The Aussie Animal. Animal morphing powers, agility, speed
Dave- SkyFall. Anything but Killing, making someone love him, or resurrecting the dead
Owen- Gas Attack. Sonic farts, sonic burps, eating anything
Samey- Repeat. Cloning, speed, agility
Katie (Dead)- BSFFL 1. Speed when locking hands with Sadie
Sadie (Dead)- BSFFL 2. Speed when locking hands with Katie
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Villains
Alejandro- El Toro. Speed, strength, charge attack
Duncan- Chainpunx. Any use of chains you can think of
Eva- Temper Tantrum. Grows bigger when angry, strength
Noah- Mind Messer. Hypnotizing, foresight
Heather- Queen Bee. Hypnotizing, flying, stinging
Ezekiel- Home-Schooled Arrow. Firing arrows, speed, Teleportation, agility
Courtney- Megaphone. Loud, Loud, REALLY loud, speed
Izzy- Explosivo. Literally anything you could think of with a bomb, self destruct
Jo- Lava-Head. Lava powers, fire powers, controlling of rocks
Scott- Shark Dude. Strong teeth, swims well
Dakota- Dakotazoid. Strength, endurance, jumping
Anne Maria- Hairricane. Control of hair, speed, hair strength
Sky- Skyrocket. Super-jumping abilities, speed, agility
Scarlett- Brainzilla. Extremely smart, telekinesis, eye rays
Max- Highchair. Flight, telekinesis
Amy- Twin Titan. Strength, being big
Rodney (Dead)- Lovestruck. Shooting someone with an arrow and making them fall in love with him.
[1]- I don't actually know any stats on VR machines, and if they exist at all. The idea for a VR was thought up by The Kobold Necromancer in one of his most popular stories.
[2]- Joel is the name of one of the contestants in Total Drama Battlegrounds. He's an inventor that creates things that shouldn't be possible, including the VR machine. The VR in my story is what I picture his VR machine to look like.
[3]- Orange is the New Black, 'nuff said.
[4]- KRAKATOA! Is what Squidward shouts in Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy V. He plays Captain Magma, seriously, go watch it, it's one of the better episodes.
[5]- The entire sequence of the mini-Dave genie, is a homage to The Genie from Aladdin. It's one of my favorite lines, and I couldn't resist putting it in with Dave's character, especially since it'll drive him crazy! ~R.I.P Robin Williams~
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