Disclaimer- I do not own any of the Total Drama characters that I choose to torture—I mean put in the story! They are merely here for mine, and your amusement. No profit is being made off of this (No one would would stoop as low as to pay me for this anyway) I give all credit to the creators of Total Drama, as well as Johnny Depp, because...well, he's Johnny Depp!
Notes From The Depths of Sarcasm- So I had some extra time before the wretched thing known as school happens, so I managed to finish this one pretty quickly! Glad I managed to get it out on the last day before my school starts. Since this is part two to the last chapter, I'm not gonna do any review replies, I'll do those again next chapter.
Also, super-duper fabulous-tastic news! Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race has been CONFIRMED to premier September 7th (AKA- Labor Day!) in the USA. If you think I'm excited, you're mistaken. I'M SUPER EXCITED (Seriously Fangirl-ing right now, and I'm a guy!) I already saw the first episode on YouTube, but I can't wait to see it on TV! Since most of you know the contestants by now, feel free to leave a review and tell me who your favorite TDRR contestants are! Now, let's get back to the superhero action! ;)
Chapter 06 (Day 04, Part 2)- Super Hero-ld 2: Age of the VR
(Team Hero – Dave, Owen)
"...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Dave wailed. "That's not fair! I can't kill anybody?!"
"Nope!" Said the mini Dave, and then he dispersed into air.
"Whoa dude, you've been screaming a long time! I mean, I get the whole split episode part, but you've been screaming all this time?" Owen asked.
"I thought I was an all powerful Sky destroyer! I've got to be able to kill people!" Dave shouted. He cast a hand at Owen, and it shot a red beam of light.
It hit Owen in the belly, but his fat, er...personality deflected it back onto Dave, knocking him over. [1]
"Ow! Oh come one! I can't kill anyone?! This game is bull!" Dave shouted, lifting Owen up into the air and slamming him down on the pavement, giving him a couple bruises and scars.
(Outhouse Confessional- Poor Owen)
Owen- "Boy am I glad Chris didn't install pain into the VR games! That would've hurt! Well, Chris didn't install that, Joel did. Thank you Joel! Whoever you are! My well-insulated body and I thank you!" Owen waved to the camera.
Dave- "Okay, maybe I got a little carried away in the VR game. Testing my powers on Owen probably wasn't the brightest idea, but at least I couldn't actually kill anyone, so he was fine! That also brought me to thinking that my plan to make Sky jealous won't work. Ella was the only one who might have helped me succeed, but I voted her off." He sighed.
(Team Villain – Scarlett, Max)
"Max, do you even know where we're going?" Scarlett asked.
Max hovered along in front of Scarlett he stopped suddenly and turned his floating chair around. "Of course I do, and my name is no longer Max! It is Little Mr. Dreadulocks!" He scolded.
"Fine, but I do not expect you to force me to play along outside of the VR." Scarlett rolled her eyes, getting annoyed. "Now, Mr. Dreadulocks—
"Little Mr. Dreadulocks!" Max corrected.
"Oh, my mistake." Scarlett gritted her teeth, her eye twitching. "Little Mr. Dreadulocks, what do you suggest we do? We're not getting anywhere in this sewer."
"Fine then, EVIL suggests we go up through that manhole. Use your telekinesis to lift the cover!" Max said, pointing to the manhole above them.
"Why don't you do it?!" Scarlett hissed.
"Because, you're my sidekick! Evil refuses to do what his sidekick can do for him!" Max declared.
Scarlett sighed and resisted the urge to gut him on the spot. While it was a VR, she wished she could do it in real life. "Fine." She growled. The brainiac stared up at the manhole cover and her eyes began to glow red. "Azarath Metrion Zinthos!" She hissed. [2]
The manhole cover began to glow red around the edges, and suddenly lifted up through Scarlett's doing. She cast the manhole aside, and it clattered to the pavement.
Max flew his hover-chair up first before Scarlett could maker her way up. Once he was up and out, Scarlett hovered up after him.
"So where are we minion?" Max asked.
"I don't know! We've been in the sewer this whole time, I don't know the entire layout of the city!" Scarlett shouted.
"Well you should. You're lucky you've proven yourself to be un-useless thus far!" Max retorted.
(Outhouse Confessional- He's gonna regret that)
Scarlett- Her eye is twitching and her fists are clenched. "I want to personally press the remote control to send Max hurdling into the heavens! Or if I'm lucky, he'll land in HELL!" She roared. "I'm only keeping him around so he can finish that stupid helmet! I'd do it myself, but I need to work on my cloning device." She sighed.
"Hmm...I'd say we're on a street of some sort..." Max concluded.
Scarlett face-palmed. "Of course we are you moron!" She hissed. "I meant, what part of the city?"
"Hmm...I'd say the street part of the city." Max offered.
Before Scarlett could come up with 500 ways to kill him with a manhole cover, a white beam of light shot said manhole cover, which flew up and hit Max in the face.
"Owie!" He whined.
"Max, there's no pain in the VR, how could that hurt?" She asked.
The two looked up to see Cody, Jasmine and Samey. Cody was hovering via rocket power from his suit, and began to fire more laser beams at them. Jasmine was in eagle form, flapping above them while Samey stood on a building top.
"When did they get here? I thought this was our street!" Max shouted.
Cody fired energy beam after energy beam at Scarlett, but the brainiac dodged them with mad skills. She somersaulted, back-flipped, and cart-wheeled out of harms way each time.
(Outhouse Confessional- Mad Skills!)
Cody- "Is it just me, or did Scarlett look super hot in that superhero VR?" He asked. "Don't tell her I said that." He quickly added. "I want to keep my eyes intact while I sleep!" He gulped.
As Scarlett continued to avoid being hit by Cody's shots, Jasmine the eagle dove down towards Max, talons exposed. She let out an eagle shriek and clawed at Max's face with her talons.
She succeeded in doing so, leaving many bloody scars on Max's face. Also, his hair was messed up. "Ah! My evil hairdo!" max wailed. "Scarlett! I demand you come and fix my hair!"
"Kind of trying to stay alive!" Scarlett hollered. "Why don't you actually use your damn powers already!"
"How dare you speak to your future overlord like that!" Max shouted.
Before Scarlett could respond, Samey jumped down and kicked Max in the face. "Stop hitting your future overlord in the face!" Max shouted.
Samey jumped out of the way and Cody shot a beam at the complaining Max. The beam slammed into his chest, knocking him back, slamming him into a lamppost, making a cartonish Max-and-hover-chair dent in the metal post.
Cody flew forward, his hands extended in front of him. He rammed his hands into Max, effectively cutting through the lamppost and pushing Max farther until he crashed through a building under construction.
The self proclaimed evil genius hit one of the support beams, forcing the unreconstructed floors above to collapse on top of him. "Is he dead?!" Scarlett asked hopefully.
There was no response. "Thank you! Thank you!" Scarlett praised, hugging Cody's armor. She realized what she was doing. "Oh, I forgot something." She said. The brainiac's eyes glowed red, and she shot a blast of red energy at Cody, hitting his mechanical suit at point blank range.
"Gah! 76%!" Cody cried as his suit took damage. Jasmine morphed back into herself and rushed to Cody's side, Samey followed.
"Thanks for killing Max, no see ya!" Scarlett cackled, lifting from the ground and flying away past the buildings.
"Crikey! She got away!" Jasmine exclaimed.
"At least Cody's okay, and so are we! Technically, we did good! We took out Max, and none of use were killed in the process!" Samey pointed out.
"You've got a good way of lookin' on the bright side!" Jasmine chuckled, patting Samey on the back. "Alright, I say we head into Downtown, that's where most battles happen! Maybe we'll find more Villains, or more heroes to team up with!"
(Team Villain – Noah, Eva, Izzy)
The three Villains (or so they had been dubbed) walked along the street. Up ahead was the McLean Stadium, it was glorious, except for the giant Chris head logo sitting above the main entrance to the Atrium.
"Yuck, how much did hosty pay the builder to put so much Chris into this city?" Eva asked, disgusted. She was currently normal size, but with her temper, that probably wouldn't last long.
A car veered for them, but Izzy wasn't about to let it hit them. She pulled out a stick of dynamite tossed it at the car. It shattered the windshield and landed in the shotgun seat, effectively blowing the car up, spinning it in mid air.
The car came down towards them and Eva held up a fist. The car split in two as it collided with her fist. The NPC inside screamed and fled the torn up vehicle. "Wimp." Was all Eva had to say about the matter.
"Ah, McLean Stadium." Noah marveled as they came to the entrance. "I can't wait for you to tear it up." He told Izzy.
"BOOM BOOM!" Izzy cackled in a Spanish accent. She tossed a bomb into the entrance. A few seconds later, the entrance blasted into small material bits, and Chris's face fell from it's position above, blocking the exit. "Yay! More BOOM BOOM!"
Izzy tossed another bomb at the Chris head, blowing it up instantly. Noah grinned smugly. "Ah, it's refreshing to see Chris getting torn up."
"I know right! I replayed the destruction of the Chris-bots from last season so many times!" Izzy cackled.
"I'm glad we tossed that freak into the lake." Eva commented.
"Alright, so now that Chris is dead, so to speak, let us enter the stadium." Noah said, strutting forth.
The three entered the Atrium, which only had more pictures of Chris. "Oh no! Chris has cloned himself!" Izzy shrieked.
"Yes, he has," Noah said, going along with it, "And it's your job to blow it all up!"
"I love this game!" Izzy howled. Eva and Noah ran for the entrance to the stadium seating. A few seconds later, they heard an explosion, and Izzy walked out of the atrium, soot covering her face and hair, which was blown back by the explosion.
They all turned to the field to see Alejandro and Ezekiel. Heather was flying above in a bee suit. Noah mustered a laugh. "Ha! Queen Conniving looks like a total nerd!" Noah laughed. "And that's saying a lot coming from me!"
"Oh shut it you book freak! You're just lucky we're on the same team or I'd toast you right now!" Heather retorted.
"Have you seen any heroes, eh?" Ezekiel asked.
"Nope, we spawned in the park, which was just a couple blocks down from here. The city's pretty big, just like McLean's ego." Eva remarked.
Suddenly, a ninja-throwing star flew down and landed in the seats near Eva, Noah and Izzy. A few seconds later it let off a small explosion, tearing up some of the seats. "Hey! I'm supposed to be BOOM BOOM!" Izzy shouted.
They all looked up to see Geoff flying in on a giant iceberg. It was big enough for him to surf on, with Bridgette at his side. Harold had stabbed his katana blade into the bottom of the iceberg and hung from that, throwing more ninja-throwing stars at them.
Bridgette shot some water at Heather, but she dodged it. Bridgette continued to try and hit her, especially in the wings, and when she finally managed to douse Heather's bee wings, they couldn't flap anymore, and Heather landed with a thud on the field.
"That probably would have hurt if this was real life." She groaned, rubbing her head. To add insult to injury, Bridgette splashed another gallon of water in Heather's face.
"Quick make me angry!" Eva hollered at Izzy.
Izzy grinned devilishly and ran up to Eva and kissed her on the lips. Eva shoved her aside. "Not like THAT!" Eva roared.
"Hey, it worked." Noah grinned.
Indeed it had, Eva was growing bigger and bigger. And as she got bigger, she began to weigh more. Her weight forced the seating under her to collapse, and her feet dug into the stadium. Luckily, she was still big enough to reach up and grab Geoff's iceberg.
The ice almost instantly melted/got crushed in Eva's hand, causing Geoff and Bridgette to fall onto the field, followed by Harold and his katana, which stabbed into the AstroTurf.
"Don't kill them!" Heather shouted quickly.
She walked over to them and spit bee-shaped parasites onto all their foreheads. Harold, Bridgette and Geoff were now hypnotized onto Team Villain.
(Team Hero – Gwen, LeShawna, Tyler, Trent)
The four still stood in the center of the water park. "Imma see if I can spot anyone from above." LeShawna offered. She jumped up, which wasn't very high, given her large rump.
She managed to landed on her inflated butt, which launched her higher and higher upon each landing. "I think I can see..." She said as she came down, "...Amy or Samey's hair! I can't tell...which twin it is!" LeShawna finished, finally landing on her feet this time. It was difficult to see over the tall and winding water slides.
"Did you catch their surroundings?" Gwen asked.
"I saw the tip of a Ferris Wheel." LeShawna offered. "Maybe there's an Amusement Park somewhere 'round here."
"Cool, we need to find a map, maybe there's a park map somewhere, or better yet, a city map!" Gwen said.
"Or we could go through that entrance with the blinking lights that says Amusement Park." Trent suggested, jabbing a thumb behind him.
"You say somethin', sugar?" LeShawna asked, suddenly turning around to Trent.
"Guys!" Tyler said, pointing to the Amusement Park entrance. "We can go through there!"
"Nice find!" Gwen said. Trent stood there, baffled as the rest of his group followed Tyler into the Amusement Park.
"You've gotta be kidding me, man." Trent shook his head.
(Outhouse Confessional- What the heck man!)
Trent- "Getting ignored by my teammates, and only being remembered for sappy music, dating Gwen, and getting injured, is seriously making me mad, man! I'm gonna do something about it!" He huffed.
Gwen- "Okay, I sort of realized that I was being a jerk to Trent. I really need to stop doing that." She thought to herself.
LeShawna, Gwen, Trent, and Tyler headed through the entrance to the Amusement Park from the water park, and instantly saw Amy standing tall near the Ferris Wheel.
"How does the dock support all her weight?" Tyler asked.
"First of all, you don't talk about a girl's weight." LeShawna snapped at Tyler, shaking her hips (which looked really weird with LeShawna's large butt).
"And second of all, she's standing in the water." Gwen pointed out.
"Oh." Tyler observed.
"The question is, is she all alone?" Gwen wondered.
They saw Amy walking towards the shore since she was out in the water at the end of the pier. Suddenly, a figure shot from the ground and into the sky, then back to the ground, then back to the sky.
"It's Sky!" LeShawna exclaimed. As soon as she said this, Amy turned to see them.
She and Sky headed for them, and the group of four headed for the giant. Trent strummed his large bass guitar, sending a shock-wave out at Amy. The shock-wave hit Amy in the gut, but it barely seemed to faze her.
Suddenly, Sky came down and landed on Trent's guitar, snapping a string. "Hey!" Trent shouted.
He strummed his guitar again and the off-key shock-wave hit Sky as she was in the air again. Sky was sent flying out of mid-air and into the ocean where the waves washed over her.
Before Trent could react, Amy reached down and grabbed his guitar and pinched it between her fingers. Then, the giant Twin kicked her foot out, taking out a Carnival game booth, as well as Trent. The musician screamed at the top of his lungs as he flew through the sky to his virtual death.
"Whoa, savage!" Gwen exclaimed.
(Outhouse Confessional- Owch)
Trent- "At least she noticed my death. That's gotta count for something." He sighed.
Gwen went invisible and stalked closer to Amy. LeShawna hopped up higher and higher and bombarded Amy as Tyler ran faster and faster around Amy's feet.
As Tyler turned to a blur, electricity was visibly rising into the air around Amy's legs. Amy screamed as the electricity coursed through her body. Unfortunately, LeShawna collided with Amy as the electricity flowed through her, and the shock hit LeShawna.
The ghetto girl let out a scream as well and fell to the ground, dead. The amount of electricity that coursed through Amy's body was too much for LeShawna when she touched the twin.
Amy continued to scream as she continued to get electrocuted. A few seconds later, Tyler stopped running and Amy fell to the ground.
As she fell, she took out the entire Amusement Park pier with her. The combined weight of Amy and everything on the pier, including the pier itself, created a huge splash that drenched Tyler and a now visible Gwen.
"Owch!" Tyler exclaimed as he got a slight shock.
"It's a good thing this is a VR." Gwen hissed, the water dripping from her soaked hair.
"Alright! We took 'em down!" Tyler exclaimed. "Let's go!" he said proudly.
"Technically we lost LeShawna and Trent." Gwen said, proud of herself for actually remembering Trent.
"Sure, but there's more people out there, and we can take them out!" Tyler said with full confidence. Before Gwen could respond, he raced off happily. Gwen rolled her eyes and followed.
A couple minutes after the two heroes had left the Amusement Park, something crawled out of the sea. Sky coughed and hacked the water from her system and climbed over Amy's giant dead body.
(Outhouse Confessional- dun Dun DUN!)
Sky- "I can't believe I survived! I guess my champion swimming skills helped me, even in VR's! It's time to win this game!" She pumped a fist.
Trent- "Hey, Gwen remembered I died! That's pretty cool right? Well, in my position it is." He sighed.
Gwen- "Tyler can really get on my nerves. His ridiculously happy spirit and his dumb brain remind me of Geoff back when I hated him." She sighed.
Amy- I can't believe I let those losers take me down! If I want to run this show, I need to be the big man. Er...big girl." She corrected herself.
(Team Villain – Courtney, Duncan, Scott)
"Come on, princess!" Duncan chided. The punk tossed a chain at Courtney and it wrapped around her waist. "Let's get swinging!"
"No! Let go of me!" Courtney shouted, trying to free the coil of chain from her waist, but Duncan didn't let go. "I said LET GO!" She screamed.
Duncan put his hands to his ears. "Ow! Don't do that!" He complained. Scott also had his hands to his ears.
"Then let go of me!" Courtney continued the argument.
"Nope!" Duncan cackled. He tossed another chain at the window, and it crashed through, latching onto an air vent on the building across the street.
Duncan ran for the window and burst through it, taking Courtney with him. Before Courtney crashed through, she managed to grab Scott's ankle and drag him out with her.
They all screamed as they swung through the air...until they slammed into the side of a building. "Ah..." Duncan whimpered.
Courtney dropped Scott to rub the side of her face. "DUNCAN!" She shouted. The shock-wave of her shouts caused Duncan's chain to collapse, sending them falling to the ground.
Scott landed face first in the pavement, and Duncan and Courtney landed soon after. "Mncum um mudiot." Scott mumbled, not taking his face from the pavement.
"What?" Courtney asked.
Scott peeled his face from the pavement. "Duncan, you idiot!" Scott said again.
"Mhmmun myumn mumunum." Duncan mumbled the same way Scott had.
"What?!" Courtney asked, getting annoyed.
Duncan peeled his face from the pavement. "Mhmmun myumn mumunum." Duncan said again. Courtney rolled her eyes and stood up.
"Alright, we need to find some heroes so we can kick their butts." Courtney said.
Suddenly, three robots began to slowly descend onto the street in front of him. Brick was in their hands and the cadet turned to see the three villains.
"Oh come on! You couldn't scan the ground to see if there were any villains?" Brick asked his robots. "I expect better of you guys. Well, I guess if we must, ATTACK!" Brick shouted.
His three robots advanced and Duncan lassoed one of the robots with his chain. He used his strength to lift up the robot with the chain, and slam it back down into the pavement creating a small crater.
Duncan released the chain after slamming the robot onto the ground several more times. The robot was now a pile of crumpled metal, wires and other miscellaneous parts. However, those parts began to move by themselves and began to repair its body.
Duncan and Courtney watched, mouths agape, while Scott made a move.
He chomped his teeth right into the robot as it repaired itself, damaging it more. Another robot came over and shot Scott in the gut, knocking him aside. The same robot continued to attack Scott, but the dirt farmer leaped up onto the robot and began chewing on its head.
Courtney warmed up to her power and let out a scream. The shock-wave hit just about everyone. Duncan covered his ears, but Scott wasn't fast enough. The shock-wave hit him, knocking him to the ground again. The shark guy was damaged, but not dead yet.
The shock-wave was enough to destroy the robot that kept trying to repair itself. Brick snapped his fingers, but a robot did not come. "What?! I only have one spare robot?" He complained. "Come on!"
The two other robots had been temporarily stunned, but snapped out of it. One robot advanced on Courtney, but she fended it using her screams.
"Seriously Princess, stop that!" Duncan shouted. "You're gonna kill us before you kill the robot!"
"Good, because I don't like you!" Courtney shouted.
(Outhouse Confessional- Poor Robots)
Duncan- "She still likes me." He said confidently.
Courtney- "Okay, so maybe I forgot about trying to woo one of them into an alliance, or both of them, but it was the spur of the moment! Duncan really gets on my nerves!" She growled.
Duncan hurled a chain at the other robot and sent it flying into a nearby building. He swung it back and hit the building on the other side of the street. He continued this pattern until the robot was nothing but metal scraps. It had lost the bolts and wires along the way.
"Aw come on! Get up!" Brick shouted to his robot. Unfortunately, the robot did not.
"Ha-ha! Yeah!" Duncan grinned wickedly.
"Cover your ears!" Courtney warned Duncan and Scott.
"Thanks for actually warning us, prince—
Courtney let out her scream and Duncan found himself unprepared, even with Courtney's warning. He quickly covered his ears as Courtney's shock-wave collided with the final robot, along with Brick himself.
Brick was flung into a building, and because he had no armor or anything but his robots, which were no longer there, the rock and stone put into the building crumbled on top of him, killing the cadet.
"Woo-hoo!" Courtney cheered as the final robot fell to the ground, defeated. In a matter of seconds, it burst into a mechanical explosion with wire, bolts and shards of metal flying in all directions as a small fire raged in the remains of the robot body.
On of the fiery pierces of metal flew into Scott's virtual eye. The dirt farmer cried out as his vision began to go blurry, and it soon turned to dark.
"Ha! You killed Scott! I knew you loved me!" Duncan cackled. "That proves it!"
"No, that was merely an accident!" Courtney protested. "I don't like either of you!"
Duncan rolled his eyes but smirked. "Whatever princess, I know you dig me. Now let's go, we need to find more lame-o heroes to beat." He said and walked off with Courtney in tow, albeit reluctantly.
(Team Hero – B, Dawn)
B and Dawn left the movie theater and found themselves on a street overlooking the beach. "Oh my, is that Jo?" Dawn wondered upon seeing a figure on a floating rock. Fire formed around the figure's body.
Suddenly, a loud roar that was distinctly of the Dakotazoid variety came from the beach. "I hear Dakota." Dawn declared and B nodded.
A large figure that was clearly Dakotazoid came into view, pointing towards the two heroes. Jo turned and suddenly Anne Maria came into view.
"Oh no, they see us!" Dawn exclaimed.
Dawn hid behind B just in time as Jo shot a blast of fire where she had just been standing. A trashcan burst into flames behind them and Jo, Anne Maria and Dakota approached them.
Anne Maria went for B instantly, shooting her hair out at him. The hair seemed to be an arm as it started to attack B, mostly by slapping the inventor across the face.
B used two of his mechanical arms to subdue Anne Maria. One arm pulled on Anne Maria's hair, and then, the unthinkable happened. Well, sort of.
The second mechanical arm reached for the top of Anne Maria's hair. The grabber at the end retracted and out came a large pair of titanium scissors. The scissors cut Anne maria's hair as the other arm pulled on it.
"Not the hair!' Anne Maria shouted as B pulled more on her hair.
The scissors managed to finally cut through Anne Maria's strong hair, and soon, B was holding up a long clump of hair. Anne Maria looked up to see that she was practically bald.
She let out a scream and fainted. "Oh come on! How does she faint in a virtual reality?" Jo complained.
B seized this opportunity and grabbed Anne Maria and hurled her into the movie theater. She flew through the front door and hit the counter as a bowl of popcorn fell on her head.
B moved in and grabbed Anne Maria once more. He threw her from the theater and she crashed though a window and into the water. She completely cleared the beach.
(Outhouse Confessional- He touched the hair)
Anne Maria- "Ooh!" She seethed. "B is really gettin' on my nerves now! First he disrespects the tan by fakin' it with orange spray paint, and now he cuts off my hair! Sure it's my virtual reality hair, but my hair none-the-less." She growled.
Jo scoffed. "Poof hair wasn't much use anyway. Nice throw by the way." She nodded to B. The silent inventor grinned and Jo suddenly hurled a ball of fire at him. B managed to doge it.
Dakota went for Dawn, but wasn't having much luck. She kept trying to pick her up, but Dawn's faint purple force-field prevented her from doing so. Every time Dakota hit the force-field, it glowed a darker purple.
"I'm sorry Dakota, but you cannot hit me." Dawn smiled.
"Why Dakota not be able to hit Dawn?" Dakotazoid asked.
"Because, I chose protection over brawn." Dawn explained. "Sorry Dakota, but you can't touch me unless I allow you to, and right now, I don't really want you to!" Dawn giggled.
Dakota thought for a moment. She ripped a lamppost from the sidewalk and held it like a baseball bat. "Sorry Buh-fuh-fuh." Dakota said before swinging the lamppost, hitting Dawn's force-field.
Because Dawn's force-field acted like a ball, she was sent flying high above the buildings, and when she came crashing down, her force-field broke, killing the petite girl.
(Outhouse Confessional- Poor Dawn)
Dawn- "I probably should have used my persuasion abilities with Dakota, but I've gotta give her credit, she came up with a brilliant solution!" She giggled.
Dakota- "I hope Dawn doesn't get mad at me for killing her in the VR game! She knows I had to do it for my team, right?" She asked the camera. "I really don't know much about being friends with someone." She sighed.
Dawn's death left B to face Dakota and Jo. The inventor looked worried. While he had already taken out Anne Maria, his four mechanical arms probably weren't enough to fend off a girl with acid-like fire and lava powers, and a two-ton mutated monster.
But he could try. B managed to grab hold of Dakota's tail with two of the mechanical arms and tried swinging. Unfortunately, his the metal arms were not as strong as he had anticipated, and Dakota weighed more as well. He managed to drag Dakota a couple feet, but couldn't do much more.
Jo took this opportunity have some fun. "Hey Silent Beverly, it's time to have a little fun!" Jo said.
She raised a rock wall behind B and pulled up another rock from in front of the inventor, so that it was floating in mid-air, much like the one she was hovering on right now.
She reached into the depths of the earth for lava, and three fountains of lava came forth. She held the lava over B, and the rock in front of him. "You're not going anywhere. If you take down the rock, I'll douse you in lava! If you try to escape, I'll hit you with the rock!" She grinned.
B sweated nervously. "Alright," Jo began her interrogation, "You have two options. One, I kill you here on the spot and go back to finding some other loser heroes to take down, or you talk and tell me where your teammates are!"
B looked nervous. He shook his head. "Not gonna crack?" Jo asked. "Are you sure?" The jockette forced the lava closer to B's head, and the rock was ready to corner him into the wall behind him and squish him.
B shrugged his shoulders. "Not a talker, eh?" Jo declared. "Well, I guess we get to do things my way!" With that, the take-no-prisoners forced the rock into B, and let the lava drip over him.
After some sickening crunches of possible virtual bone, and the screeching sound of decaying metal, B was no more. "Alright freakazoid, let's get moving."
(Outhouse Confessional- Talk B, Talk!)
Jo- "I probably should have tried to spare Dawn, since B doesn't talk, but I wanted to have a little fun, see if I could get him to talk." She explained with a chuckle.
B- He frowned and shook his head.
(Team Villain – Heather, Alejandro, Ezekiel, Eva, Noah, Izzy, Mind Controlled Captives)
"Alright men, let's set out and take over the city!" Izzy cackled.
"No way crazy girl, we need to find a group of heroes to take them down!" Heather snapped.
"Oh, that works too." Izzy said, getting a little down.
Noah patted her on the back. "I thought taking over the city was a good idea." he offered.
"Really?" Izzy asked getting her hopes up.
"No. That's a terrible idea." Noah told her.
Izzy shrugged. "Well, we can't go with every blood thirsty idea we want." She said.
"Noah, you're good at sensing stuff, where is the nearest group of heroes?" Heather ordered.
Noah closed his eyes and put his finger to his temple. "Gwen and Tyler aren't too far from our current location, but then again, so are Samey, Jasmine and Cody." He said. "They're both in around the same vicinity, so I suggest we head to Chris Street."
"Which Chris street? There must be a hundred Chris streets in this crappy city!" Heather said.
Noah turned to see that the street signs near them were all indeed Chris street.
"Hey, there's a different one." Alejandro pointed. "McLean street!"
Heather rolled her eyes. "Noah, lead the way since you know where they are."
"Who made you all naggy and bossy?" Noah asked. "Oh right, you've always been like that." Heather glared at the back of the bookworm's head as he turned around and headed down Chris street.
Heather motioned for her mind controlled slaves to follow her, and Geoff, Bridgette and Harold did as told. "Wow, that was fast." Noah observed.
Heather turned around to see a grizzly bear, Samey and Cody coming at them. "They must have been coming this way and saw us." Alejandro said. "Well, I guess it's time to fight!" he grinned, getting ready to charge.
"I think the real question is what the heck is that bear doing there?!" Eva said. "Not that I couldn't take it.
"Oh, that's Jasmine. She can turn into animals." Noah explained. Suddenly, Gwen and Tyler came into view behind them. Gwen suddenly began to disappear until she was no longer there, meanwhile, Tyler was building up static electricity as he shuffled his feet together.
And then the battle begun. Jasmine instantly took Eva up on her word and attacked her. Eva was doing a surprisingly good job at fending off the bear. She didn't even need to grow yet.
She used her strength to kick back Jasmine. When she got close again, the fitness buff punched the bear across the face, knocking it aside. Jasmine then began to morph once more.
The bear's nose began to lengthen and became wrinkly. The paws turned gray and the brown shaggy fur began to disappear. The bear's large brown ears turned gray with the body and grew larger and larger. The bear's short tail turned longer and ended in long black hairs. The sharp snaggled teeth turned dull except for the first two, which became longer and longer still, ending in sharp points.
Jasmine in elephant form let out a loud trumpet that shook the buildings around them. She quickly grabbed Eva by the waist using her trunk and hurled the fitness buff into a nearby building, but that didn't stop Eva.
Eva let out an angry roar and began to grow. She was now about fifty feet tall, much bigger than an elephant. Jasmine charged forward and her tusks stabbed into Eva's shins. The muscle bound woman let out an angered cry as her shins went numb.
Eva reached down and grabbed the elephant and hurled it into another building. Jasmine crashed through the wall, letting the building collapse on top of her.
Eva turned to see Samey duplicating herself. Her duplicates advanced onto Eva, several of them climbing up her legs. Eva tried to shake them off, but there were so many of them. About twenty Samey's swarmed around Eva.
(Outhouse Confessional- Go Samey, Samey, Samey and Samey!)
Amy- "Ha! Now they're all Samey's! Get it? Cause they're all the same and Samey is her name!" She laughed wickedly at her own joke.
Eva slapped her shins, taking out about five Samey's. The other duplicates were climbing Eva's back and her sides. When they got close enough, Eva smashed two duplicates under each armpit. "Ha! Smell my victory! Smell it!" Eva shouted.
She managed to rip three Samey's from her back and threw them into nearby buildings, killing them. Ten more Samey's remained, five of them continued to climb her back while the other five were climbing her head. The original Samey remained somewhere on Eva's body, but she couldn't tell which.
Eva ripped four Samey's from her hair with each hand, leaving six duplicates. She swept a hand across her back taking out three more. A scream from Samey signified that Eva had hit the original. When Samey hit the ground, the last three duplicates evaporated into thin air. Eva grinned and turned to see who else there was to attack.
As Eva began to shrink, Alejandro sharked for Tyler, but missed and ended up getting his horns stuck in a wall. Tyler saw this and grinned.
He rubbed two of his fingers together and zapped Alejandro on the butt. "Gah!" The Spaniard shrieked. Tyler did this over and over, laughing the whole time. "Stop it!" Alejandro shouted.
Suddenly, Alejandro managed to get to get his horns free, and turned around to face Tyler. The jock screamed and high-tailed it out of there. "Wow, I did not think it would be that easy to send him running." Alejandro stated.
"Go take down loser Cody-bot!' Heather demanded. A hypnotized Bridgette, Geoff and Harold moved forward.
"What? You can't hypnotize them!" Cody exclaimed.
"I can, and I did!" Heather grinned. "Take care of him guys!" Heather commanded, thrusting her finger at Cody.
Geoff shot a blast of ice at Cody, and the tech geek melted it with an energy beam before it collided with him. "Oh, this is harder than I thought!" Cody exclaimed. "I can't fight my fellow heroes!"
"Go for Heather! She's the source of their hypnotizing!" Jasmine shouted, suddenly coming from the rubble in her human form.
"What?!" Eva exclaimed. "I killed you!"
"Elephants are tougher than you'd think!" Jasmine grinned. "Good luck Cody and Gwen wherever you are!" She shouted, and morphed into a hawk and flew off. Eva tried to grab her out of mid-air but missed, letting Jasmine fly off.
Bridgette shot a blast of water at Cody, but he dodged it. Harold jumped up and brought down his katana on Cody, but it shattered upon hitting Cody's suit. The tech geek blasted Harold off of him and the nerd landed on Bridgette.
"Hey! Lay off my girl!" Geoff shouted, suddenly snapping out of his hypnotizing.
"Hey! You're supposed to be under my control!" Heather shouted. She snapped her fingers.
"Oh yeah!" Geoff said, and his eyes suddenly turned hypnotized again.
"Come on! Take down the nerd alread—
Heather was interrupted when Gwen appeared out of nowhere behind her and stabbed her in the back. "Yes! I've always wanted to do that!" Gwen grinned.
Heather fell to the pavement, dead. Suddenly, Geoff, Bridgette and Harold all snapped from their spell. "What is going on?" Bridgette asked, rubbing her head.
Suddenly, Izzy leaped from nowhere and detonated a bomb under Bridgette's feet. The surfer girl was blown sky high as Geoff watched in horror. "No! Not my girl!" Geoff shouted.
Izzy held up three sticks of dynamite in one hand, and a bomb in the other. She grinned wickedly at the party animal and he gulped. "Um...I'll be going now, see ya Harold dude!" Geoff shouted and summoned an iceberg and flew away.
"What?! How could he leave me? Gosh!" Harold exclaimed. "Well, Samurai Guy never backs down!" Harold grabbed his katana and saw that only the handle remained. "What happened to my sword?!" He wondered.
"You smashed it over Cody's iron suit when you were hypnotized." Noah told him from the sidelines.
"Say, why aren't you helping, eh?" Ezekiel asked.
"Because I'm lazy, and fighting isn't my strong suit." Noah said.
Cody shot a blast of energy at Noah, blowing him up. "He deserved that." Izzy stated.
(Outhouse Confessional- Lazy outhouse)
Noah- "At least it was Cody who killed me. That should put an end to all that NoCo crap, YOU GOT THAT CRAZY FAN GIRLS?!" Noah shouted, jabbing a finger at the camera.
Izzy- She cackles wickedly. "Oh no, this is not the end of NoCo, my friend." She grinned devilishly.
"Izzy, gimme a bomb!" Ezekiel said.
Izzy struck her finger like a match and lit a bomb, and tossed it to Ezekiel. "Ah! No, don't light it!" Ezekiel shouted, throwing the bomb into the building that had already collapsed.
"Izzy, you moron!" Eva shouted.
Izzy tossed Ezekiel another bomb, only this one wasn't lit. He stabbed an arrow through the bomb (Don't ask us how this is possible) and notched it. He fired and the arrow struck Cody in the chest.
"Izzy detonate it!" Ezekiel shouted. Izzy flicked a finger at Cody, and a ticking sound could be heard. The arrow was embedded in Cody's chest and tried to pull it out but only managed to get about an inch out. The bomb detonated, blowing Cody up on the spot.
Harold weighed his options. There was still giant Eva, Alejandro the bull, Izzy the bomb expert, and Ezekiel with the arrows. And then there was him and Gwen.
"As a samurai, it hurts me to say this." Harold paused. "It's time to get the heck out of here!" The ubber nerd screamed like a little girl and jumped up a bunch of buildings and left the scene.
"Well, it seems they're gone." Alejandro said. "I suppose we must move onward!"
"Don't tell me what to do!" Eva shouted. "Now where should we go?"
(Pahkitew Island Bonfire Pit)
Bridgette and Cody were both released from the game and sat over in the seating area for losers. "Wow, I can't believe Heather hypnotized me! Did I do anything bad?" Bridgette asked.
"Nah, you just shot a blast of water at me, that's about it." Cody shrugged. "And I dodged it too."
"Looks like the heroes are losin' big time." Chef grinned at Chris. "Might as well pay up now! Or maybe you'd like to give me my freaking paycheck!" He roared in the host's face.
"Calm down man, the games not over." Chris said. "And the heroes are gonna win."
Chef rolled his eyes. "We'll see about that. Make sure your money's fresh, I like fresh money." Chef told him.
Chris thought for a moment. "I can't let Chef win this bet! He'll never let me live it down! It's time to take action." Chris whispered to himself.
"What'd you just say?" Chef asked Chris skeptically.
"Nothing, you're clearly gonna win! We'll just have to wait and see!" Chris lied. "Be right back, I'm gonna grab some grub."
Chef shrugged and continued watching the VR game. Chris got up and snuck off. "It's time for the heroes to win this one." he grinned and tip toed away.
"Are you crazy man, stop talkin' to yourself!" Chef shouted from his beach chair. "It's creepy!"
"Attention Superheroes and or Super villains, it is time for the final battle! Get your butts to McLean Stadium and get ready to bring it!" Chris's voice came from somewhere in the sky. "If you don't head there now, you'll be 'shocked' at what I might do to you." Chris chuckled, and ended his announcement.
Owen and Dave looked up into the sky in wonder. Suddenly, a tall transparent wall that reached higher into the sky than they could see, began to slowly move towards them. The whole wall was flashing red, and it stretched far past the bridge and behind buildings. It surrounded the city. "Oh the horror!" Owen wailed, running away from the mysterious red-flashing wall. Dave floated after him, not wanting to find out what the wall did.
Courtney and Duncan watched the red wall coming closer to them on the street. "We'd better get out of here and head to McLean Stadium, wherever that is." Courtney suggested and Duncan nodded.
Izzy, Eva, Alejandro and Ezekiel, saw the massive red wall coming towards them. "Perhaps we should tread back the way we came." Alejandro suggested. Izzy and Eva nodded and followed him while Ezekiel went closer to the large red wall. "I wonder what it does, eh." He wondered. Alejandro tried to warn him not to touch it, but the prairie boy walked forward and touched is finger to the red wall. He was badly electrocuted, and suddenly his body began to change from his body to strings of code. When his body was all code, it began to evaporate, leaving nothing but Ezekiel's bow and satchel of arrows.
Jo and Dakota were still on the beach when the long and tall red barrier began to come at them from the water. It crept up onto the beach, and Jo tried shoot lava at it, but the lava disintegrated when it touched the barrier. Jo's eyes went wide and she hopped on a rock and flew off, Dakota running behind her.
Scarlett flew alone over the city, gazing at the red barrier coming towards her. The brainiac fired a blast from her eyes, which did nothing to the wall. "It would appear the barrier is meant to push people towards Chris's desired location for the final battle, if one touched said barrier, they will disintegrate. Interesting." Scarlett thought out loud. She quickly dove down and flew over the streets, headed for the McLean Stadium. She could see four of the red barriers surrounding the city. Each one closing in on the stadium.
(McLean Stadium – Team Hero & Team Villain)
"Alright super-freaks, this is it! The final showdown! Which team will win? The Superheroes, or the super villains? Lets find out and FIGHT!" Chris declared over the loudspeaker.
The McLean Stadium was already disastrous enough with all of the Chris memorabilia and Chris head logos, but now it was about to become a mess.
Duncan threw a chain towards Harold, and wrapped it around him. "Let go of me you jerk, gosh!" Harold shouted. Duncan didn't listen and threw another chain towards Harold. The punk yanked the nerd's underwear out, giving him a monster wedgie. "My nuggets are numb!" Harold whimpered. "You're lucky this isn't real life, or I'd take you down with my katana!"
The nerd pulled out a new katana, one that wasn't broken. Harold leaped up and brought the katana down, stabbing Duncan in the chest. The punk screamed as blood leaked out of the numb area. "Taken down by a nerd!" Duncan wailed. "I have trained you well!"
"You didn't train me at all! A samurai warrior does not—
Suddenly, Izzy jumped into the fun and stuck three sticks of dynamite in Harold's blabbering mouth. She quickly lit them and bounced away, cackling the whole time. Harold tried to pull them from his mouth, but they blew up before he could, sending both the nerd, and the punk out of the VR system.
Tyler and Courtney plunged into a battle. "There's no way you can take down a guy who can electrocute you!" Tyler grinned with full confidence.
"Oh please, taking you down will be A CINCH!" Courtney screamed, sending a shock-wave out at Tyler. The jock was knocked back, but not killed.
Tyler summoned his electricity and slowly moved towards Courtney, reading to zap her. Courtney let out several screams in Tyler's direction. One of the shock-waves managed to hit Tyler again, and sent the jock flying back, his electricity dying down.
Tyler crashed into Eva's shin, and fell to the ground. Eva noticed this and quickly stepped on the jock before he could crackle with electricity again. The sound of crushed bones could be heard as Tyler was released from the VR.
"Wow, maybe this power isn't so sucky after all!" Courtney grinned.
"Oh please, I did the killing, you just handed her to me." Eva rolled her eyes.
"The score is now 8-6, villains!" Chris shouted from the sky. "Just thought you'd like to know that!"
"What? But the only heroes here are Gwen, Dave and Owen! Who else could there be?!" Courtney complained.
Suddenly, out of the sky, Geoff was being carried in by a pterodactyl. The prehistoric flying reptile let out a screech before morphing into Jasmine. Geoff and the Australian girl fell to the ground, the latter landing on her feet with a cloud of dust.
"Four and five." Jasmine grinned.
"Yeah dudes!" Geoff cheered. He shot two blasts of ice at Courtney, but the CIT dodged it.
She screamed in their direction, but Jasmine turned into a triceratops and the shock-wave rolled off her frill, knocking her back slightly.
"But that's still only five people!" Courtney shouted.
"Behold, IRON CODY!" Cody exclaimed, soaring into the stadium, fist shooting out in front of him.
"What?! But you're dead!" Eva shouted accusingly. "I saw you blow up! Izzy and Ezekiel did it!"
"Um...I blew sky high but landed...in a junk yard! And my suit...saved me. I used the spare parts in the junk yard to, um...fix my suit, so now I'm still alive!" Cody lied.
The screen flashed back to Cody sitting next to Bridgette in the seating area. They watched the battle rage on. Cody offered Bridgette some popcorn and she took a handful.
"Pst, Cody!" Chris whispered from the bushes near the seating. "Come over here!"
Cody looked confused but got up. "Um...be right back." He told Bridgette. "Feel free to eat or share more of the popcorn." The tech geek added before leaving to the bush.
Chris quickly pulled him into the bush without being seen. "What do you want with me?" Cody asked the host.
"With your super suit in the VR game, you can beat the villains! All you gotta do is hook back up into the VR machine and come up with a lie for why you're still in the game!" Chris told him.
"But that's cheating!" Cody argued. "That's not right!"
Chris sighed. "I've got a bet going with Chef, and I am not losing to that cooking Gorilla, so you'd better get hook up to that VR or you're off the show!" Chris threatened. "I can do that you know!"
Cody yelped. "Okay, fine, I'll get in the VR." He sighed. Chris grinned and lead him to a seat. The others were occupied by watching the game, so no one noticed Cody pull the dome over his head and hook back into the VR.
Chris brushed his hands off. "A job well done, and that's a sweet fifty bucks for me!" He cackled.
The host walked over to chef and sat back down on his special beach chair. "I thought you were gettin' food!" Chef said, clearly disappointed.
"Couldn't find any, the fridge was empty. A raccoon or one of the campers must have raided it while we were gone." Chris shrugged and got back to watching the game.
"Yeah, that's what happened." Cody lied again. "Now it's time to win this!" He shouted.
Before Courtney could protest again, Cody shot forward and rammed Courtney into the seats, snapping her back. To finish her off, he shot an energy beam at her, releasing her from the VR.
"Savage, Cody!" Geoff exclaimed.
Suddenly, Jo flew towards him and shot fireballs at him. Geoff deflected it with an ice shield, but the fireballs melted it, canceling each other out.
Geoff was quickly to shoot Jo with several clouds of ice, freezing her over. "Yul ay er is!" Jo tried to shout, but she couldn't move her lips.
"'Chya bro! I did it!" Geoff cheered. "That one's for you Bridgie-bear!" He said, pointing to no one in particular.
"Oh no! We're down a man!" Izzy shrieked.
"No we're not!" Sky declared. She came down from the air, and landed in front of Izzy.
"Okay, I know for a fact we killed you." Gwen said.
"Yeah!" Tyler added. "We saw you plunge head-first into the ocean!"
"I used by expanded diaphragm to hold my breath long enough to barely make it to the surface!" Sky explained. "I crawled out after you guys left."
"Touche." Gwen grinned. "Well, you'll be down a player again once I'm through with you!"
The Goth flew forward and seemed to faze into Sky's body. "Whoa!" Sky exclaimed. "I can't control my limbs!" She shrieked.
"That would be me." Gwen chuckled from somewhere inside Sky's head.
Gwen made Sky jump up and land on Jasmine's back as she was in rhino form. She let out an angered bellow and charged forward, trying to buck Gwen in Sky's body off.
Sky jumped off of Jasmine's back as she rammed into one of the stadium walls, getting her horn stuck. "Eh, I don't have much use for this body." Gwen said. "It's been fun possessing you!" She chuckled.
Gwen left Sky's body and floated away, leaving Sky to fall over. Owen ran over and took a bite of the rubble from the wall where Jasmine was stuck. He munched on it for a couple seconds, and let out a monster burp, sending a shock-wave into Sky, knocking her into another wall.
Owen turned around and released a fart in Sky's direction, probably choking her to death. Either way, Sky was released from the VR game.
"Nice work Owen!" Gwen grinned, high-fiving her friend.
Dakota came over and picked up both Owen and Gwen in a fist. Owen let out a burp in her face, but it only blew her hair back. Dakotazoid roared and hurled Owen into the Stadium's seating. Due to the guy's big size, he went right through the wall and into the atrium.
"That takes care of Owen." Eva remarked.
Dakotazoid roared in Gwen's face and was about to chuck her too, but Gwen had an idea. She fazed into Dakotazoid the same way she had done with Sky. The goth took over the monster's limbs and began to attack.
She went for Alejandro first. "Hold on a second, I wanna do a roar!" Gwen said. She possessed Dakota's mouth and let out a roar that shook the whole stadium. She then quickly reached down and swatted Alejandro out of the way.
As he soared through the air, screaming, Jasmine morphed into a T-Rex, ripping herself from the wall. She turned around and let out a roar louder than Dakota's. It was so loud that it knocked Gwen in Dakota's body off of her feet.
The monster landed on Scarlett, who was trying to blast Geoff with her eye lasers. Jasmine in T-Rex form leaped up and snatched Alejandro out of mid-air, swallowing him much to Eva's disgust and Izzy's excitement.
"We're out numbered!" Izzy declared. "It's time to do the only thing we can do!"
Izzy ripped open her suit, revealing a black tank top underneath with a large red button where her belly button would have been. "You don't mean..." Gwen wondered, leaving Dakota's body.
"It's been fun guys! Thanks for comin' out!" She cackled, and slammed the red button. There was a rumbled from under Izzy's feet, and suddenly, she blew up.
A mushroom cloud blew up within the stadium as the dead contestants watched in anticipation from the bonfire pit. All that could be seen currently was dust and fire.
When it cleared, the dead bodies of Geoff, Eva, Dakota, Gwen, Owen and Dave could be seen. A T-Rex carcass lay where Jasmine was, and a pile of ash sat where Izzy would have been.
Suddenly, a figure emerged from the dust and fire. It was Cody. "The heroes have done it! The heroes win the first ever Superhero Virtual Reality!" Chris declared from the sky. Cody was released from the VR.
(Pahkitew Island Bonfire Pit)
"The heroes win!" Chris announced. "Thanks to Izzy's exploding and Cody's iron suit, Cody wins it for the heroes! Villains, I'll see you at elimination!"
The members of team hero let out several cheers and cries of excitement. "Go Cody!" Gwen grinned as the rest of her team hoisted Cody up and carried him away.
The members of the villain team sulked, all except for Heather who just grinned devilishly.
(Outhouse Confessional- Go heroes!)
Heather- "Excellent! Normally, I'd kick Izzy's crazy butt off this show right now for costing us the challenge, but I'm actually glad she lost the game. "Now, I can convince her and one other person to vote with me, Courtney and Amy." She grinned wickedly. "Bye-bye Alejandro!"
Bridgette- "Cody handed me popcorn when he got out! There was no way he was still alive! Something's up, the heroes couldn't have won the challenge. Someone's been cheating!" She gasped.
Cody- "Okay, I feel bad about the cheating, but Chris threatened to kick me off if I didn't! At least no one can blame me if they find out." He sighed.
Chris McLean- The host let out a laugh as he rolled through his wad of fifty bucks. "Heh-heh, I couldn't actually kick Cody off if he didn't cheat for me, I just said that so the heroes would win." He cackled. "And Chef didn't even notice!"
Chef Hatchet- "Mr. Hair-gel's gonna pay." He seethed. "Stupid pretty boy forgot that I edit the confessionals." He grinned even more wickedly than Chris.
"Today was a long challenge." Chris said. "And in the end, you guys sucked."
The villains rolled their eyes as they sat on the stumps, which had been exchanged for the VR machine again. The bonfire crackled in front of them as Chris behind his oil drum.
"But here's the twist. We've got 17 campers sitting here, but seven of them will get immunity and will be safe from the vote. And who gets to decide who gets immunity? None other than the one who killed the most heroes. Izzy!"
Nearly everyone gasped. "What? So we can't vote her off?!" Alejandro protested. "But she cost us the challenge!"
"Well, looks like you'll have to choose someone else to vote off." Chris grinned. The host tossed Izzy a PDA that had the heads of each Villain on it with a check-mark box next to them. "All you gotta do is tap who you want to give immunity, and you can only choose seven people, including yourself."
Izzy tapped the screen a couple times and then handed it back to Chris. "Done!" She said cheerfully.
Chris looked over her choices. "Alright, those who have immunity are: Izzy, Noah, Eva, Heather Duncan, Courtney and Scott. Interesting choices, Izzy."
"Why'd you give us invincibility?" Duncan asked, motioning to himself, Courtney and Scott.
"Cause, I wanna see where this love triangle goes!" She chuckled.
"STOP CALLING IT THAT!" Courtney screamed.
"Relax princess, we're not in the Virtual Reality machine anymore, you don't have your screaming power." Duncan joked, making Courtney fume even more.
"You're just lucky I can't vote for you." She hissed.
"One more question, why'd you save Conniving-McBackstab?" Noah asked, jabbing a thumb at Heather.
"Cause, she stirs up the drama!" Izzy chuckled. Noah rolled his eyes but remained silent.
"Alright, it's time to vote for one of your fellow campers, other than Izzy, Noah, Eva, Heather, Courtney, Scott, or Duncan." Chris instructed.
"And the votes have been cast." Chris said. "When I call your name, come over here and claim your marshmallow. Izzy, Eva, Noah, Heather, Duncan, Courtney and Scott." Chris listed the contestants with immunity. Each one walked up one by one and grabbed their marshmallows from the tray.
"Ezekiel, Dakota, Anne Maria." Chris read off. Ezekiel looked ecstatic to receive his marshmallow and quickly ran up, followed by a happy Dakota and a smiling Anne Maria.
"Jo, Sky, Amy." Chris said next. Jo looked confident and went up to claim her marshmallow. Sky breathed a sigh of relief and followed. Amy just kept her usual glare on her face and went next.
"Scarlett." The brainiac nodded approvingly and walked up to retrieve her marshmallow.
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"Alejandro." Chris said, tossing the last two marshmallows to Rodney and Max.
"Undoubtedly." Max said, catching his marshmallow.
"What?!" Alejandro exclaimed. "But I can't be going! I lasted longer than almost all of you! Why would you vote me off when you could vote for Max or Rodney! Or Scarlett!"
"Oh, too bad so sad." Heather teased and taunted. "See ya later, Loser-andro!" She grinned.
"You'll regret this Heather, you'll regret this!" Alejandro shouted, pointing an accusing finger at the queen bee. "And you!" he said, turning around to Chris. "You cheated! Cody was dead, but you brought him back into the game! This is an unfair elimination!"
"Yes yes, it's always a shock." Chris said, hurriedly pushing Alejandro towards the Boot of Shame. "And I did no such thing. Cody landed in a junk yard." He explained.
Chris placed Alejandro on the big red X in front of the boot that was ready to kick. "This is an outrage!' Alejandro shouted, clearly enraged. "Your name will be dirt from here to Latin America! I'm going to—
Chris pressed the button and the rocket powered boot swung down, hitting Alejandro in the back. The charmer screamed as he soared towards the silhouette of a cruise ship in the distance.
"Well, that's it for this episode!" Chris said. "What will our next Virtual Reality game be? Will Alejandro get his revenge? And did I really cheat to win fifty bucks? Of course not!" he lied. "Find out what happens next, next time on Total...Drama...Unfinished Business!"
(Voting Confessionals)
Alejandro- "Since Heather is immune, I shall vote for Rodney. He believes he is a charmer, but he insults me." He said. "Someone like that must not be on a reality show."
Ezekiel- "I'm gonna have to vote fur Alejandro, eh. He did hit me when we were in the Virt'ooal Reality machine. While it was an accident, I don't have anyone else to really vote fur, eh."
Jo- "Alejandro's a threat, so I'm voting for him. And not just because Heather suggested I should, I was gonna vote for him anyway." She explained.
Max- "For someone of my vast intelligence, it would be idiotic for me not to vote for Scarlett. After all, what is a good sidekick if they can't protect you from being killed in a Virtual Reality machine! Not to mention she made fun of me." He added.
Scarlett- "After today's challenge, it is only acceptable to vote for Max. While I can calculate that this will indeed be a throw-away vote, at least he'll still be around to finish that wretched helmet."
Rodney- "I gotta vote for Alejandro! The way he treats the ladies isn't cool!" He shook his head.
Amy- "Well, Heather said I should vote for Alejandro. I might have voted for Heather, but she got immunity from that stupid Izzy, so I'm gonna go with her suggestion." She said. "And it'll be the start of my take-down of my fellow villains." She grinned wickedly.
Heather- "Alejandro, duh." She rolled her eyes. "It's pretty obvious if you've been watching this episode. Courtney, Amy and Jo better vote for him too if they know what's good for them."
Courtney- "While I'd love to vote off Duncan, he has immunity along with me, so I'll go with Heather's suggestion and vote for Alejandro, I don't like him anyway."
Duncan- "Man it sucks I can;t vote for Scott, so I'm gonna vote for Alejandro cause he's a threat."
Scott- "I'm voting for Scarlett because she's the one who made me a shark guy for the entire episode!" He shouted.
Eva- "I'm voting for Rodney. That guy has issues in his head that need to be fixed. Maybe the doctors at the new Playa de Losers will know what to do." She remarked.
Izzy- "Woo-hoo! Izzy's got it going on! She gets to blow everyone up, and she gets immunity for it! Yeah! I'm gonna go ahead and vote for Alejandro because I'm pretty sure he's in cahoots with those gnomes I was looking for a couple episodes ago."
Noah- "Izzy's a wack-job, but she did give me immunity, not to mention she's got it herself. I'm gonna vote for Rodney. That kid's weird."
Sky- "I don't really know who to vote for. I think I'll go Max because he's getting kind of annoying. I think the new Scarlett would agree with me." She said.
Dakota- "Okay, so Jo was kind of bossy in the Virtual Reality game, so I'm gonna vote for her." She said as she applied some lip stick to her lips.
Anne Maria- "I wish I could vote for B, but he's a hero, so I'm gonna vote for Jo. Heather told me to vote off Alejandro, but how could I vote off a scrumptious piece of man like him!"
Votes
Alejandro- Rodney
Ezekiel- Alejandro
Jo- Alejandro
Max- Scarlett
Scarlett- Max
Rodney- Alejandro
Amy- Alejandro
Heather- Alejandro
Duncan- Alejandro
Courtney- Alejandro
Scott- Scarlett
Eva- Rodney
Izzy- Alejandro
Noah- Rodney
Sky- Max
Dakota- Jo
Anne Maria- Jo
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Alejandro- 8
Rodney- 3
Max- 2
Scarlett- 2
Jo- 2
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Voted Off – Topher, DJ, Ella, Alejandro
Reason: Alejandro's a cool character, but I mostly saw him as a cross between Heather and Justin. Not to mention, he got the one-up on Heather way too many times, so I decided to give the original villain a break. Also, I just couldn't come up with a good plot for Alejandro that hadn't been done before, it would just be redundant. For those of you who do like Alejandro, you'll be able to see more of him in the bonus episodes. ;)
[1]- If you've ever seen The Amazing World of Gumball, you might get this reference.
[2]- Azarath Metrion Zinthos are the words Raven says before casting a spell in Teen Titans. Also, if you think I like Teen Titans Go, you are greatly mistaken.
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Next- Laser Tagging Losers (~A/N~ I plan to post the next chapter September 7th to accompany the premier of The Ridonculous Race, have a great Labor Day! ;)