Disclaimer- I do not own any of the Total Drama characters that I choose to torture—I mean put in the story! They are merely here for mine, and your amusement. No profit is being made off of this (No one would would stoop as low as to pay me for this anyway) I give all credit to the creators of Total Drama, as well as Johnny Depp, because...well, he's Johnny Depp!
Notes From The Depths of Sarcasm- Ew, school has started! Well, at least I can still write this. Thanks for all of the reviews, and I'm glad to see some knew readers, thanks so much! I tried to get this episode up for Labor Day, that way you guys could enjoy both the premier of The Ridonculous Race, and a new chapter of TDUB! Now, with the respects to the viewers.
Review Replies:
Smokescreen2814: Thanks! I really enjoyed writing it, and I think you'll find that the next VR challenges will be just as good, or even better! I'm glad you liked the Alejandro twist, and yes, Teen Titans Go is a terrible show. It insults the original show.
Guest #1: Do not fret, I plan to give Samey a love interest. But who it is, maybe the viewers will get to decided... ;)
Guest #2: Yup, I love throwing references into the episodes, it's really fun! Especially Spongebob references, those are the best! Thanks for pointing out the Spongebob reference that I forgot to cover, and yes, Dave has freakishly strong lungs! XD
Austen: Thanks! I love writing it for you guys and it's great to know you like it! ;)
Guest #3: I realized there are two big sides to the Dave VS Sky argument, and I actually find Dave in the wrong, but Sky's not perfect either. I need to play two sides of the argument so the story isn't bias, therefore Dave is a hero, and Sky is unfortunately a villain due to Chris's say so. At least Gwen and Courtney are on the right sides!
Creaturemaster: While I can't promise more Genie lines, I'll be sure to add in more Spongebob references, and maybe some Aladdin ones if I can find good places for them! As for Chris, his comeuppance has yet to be determined (MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!) ;)
DSX62415: Thanks for reviewing, it's great to see new people liking and reading this story! While I admittedly have no idea what you're talking about, thanks for the compliment! XD
NerdyNightStocker: Thanks, I love putting the Spongebob references in too! And yes, I have big plans for Scarlett! As for Owen, I planned him to return from the very beginning, you can't have a season without Owen! I'm glad you like the Brick vs Jo moments! ;)
Guest #4: Yeah, Alejandro's cool, but I needed a surprise elimination, and he's been used enough times anyway. Yes, like I said to Guest #3, I needed to play two parts of the argument, in this case, Chris claims Sky is a villain and Dave is a hero (Neither is a hero in my opinion). As for Max's nickname, he actually said that in cannon, so I reused it.
Icetundra: Thanks, I'm glad you like it! I really enjoy writing it for you and receiving reviews! To answer your question, I can't reveal who might be returning, if anyone at all, but I can tell you that no new people will be coming into the competition like Blainley did.
Thank you to all who reviewed, and favorited and followed, you guys are awesome! I currently have almost every challenge planned, but I still need 7 more, so if any of you has a good idea, be sure to PM me about it and I'll take a look at it! So, without further ado, let's get on to the next episode! ;)
Chapter 07 (Day 05)- Laser Tagging Losers
"Previously on Total Drama Unfinished Business," Chris recapped. "Our contestants competed in the first ever Total Drama Virtual Reality Challenge where the theme was superheroes VS super villains! As the contestants hooked up to the machine, they soon found themselves in a crazy world with super crazy powers!"
"Rodney succeeded in getting Amy to crush on him, but not in the way he was hoping for!" Chris said as a clip of a giant Amy falling on Rodney played. "Heather mind controlled Bridgette, Geoff, and Harold, until Gwen did what she's always wanted to, and stabbed Heather in the back, literally!" He chuckled.
"After an explosive final battle, courtesy of Izzy, the heroes were victorious with Cody being the only one standing when the dust cleared! And no, I did not cheat for the heroes so I'd win fifty bucks, I don't roll like that." Chris lied. "In the end, Alejandro was blindsided when Heather managed to get enough votes again him. Needless to say, he wasn't too happy about it!"
"With Owen getting fired from his Intern position, and being placed in the game, that's thirty-three contestants left, soon to be thirty-two! Who's gonna be shocked after today's challenge? With any luck, everyone will be!" Chris grinned maliciously. "Will Amy manage to take down her fellow villains? Will Bridgette get to the bottom of the cheating that I didn't do? And what's the crazy challenge I have in store for our campers? Find out on this week's hectic episode of...Total...Drama...Unfinished Business!" Chris finished.
~Theme Song (I Wanna Be Famous)~
The sun rose high above Pahkitew Island as the faint breeze blew by. A bald squirrel wearing boxers slowly trudged out of his tree home holding a cup of coffee. The squirrel let out a yawn and scratched its back.
Out of nowhere a hawk screeched and swopped in, snatching the squirrel up, leaving the cup of coffee to fall on the branch. The camera panned away to reveal the campgrounds.
It was quiet until Chris came screaming out of his cast trailer, running onto the campground. He scratched furiously at his hair as he let out more blood-curdling creams.
Bridgette, Sky, and Brick ran from their respected cabin to see what the commotion was. The others followed soon after, yawning and trudging slowly.
"What's going on, is there another Psycho Killer?!" Geoff asked as he ran out of the guy's side of the TDI cabin.
"Who put itching powder in my hair gel?!" Chris demanded, still itching his scalp furiously.
Chef strutted into camp and grinned wickedly, holding a can of itching powder. "That's what you get for cheatin' on the last challenge!" Chef snapped. "And there's plenty more where that came from!"
"Ugh! You're gonna pay for this!" Chris threatened. "Alright campers...agh, wake up and head to the Mess Hall in ten minutes while I get this itching powder off of my head!" He continued to scratch.
As the host continued to scrape his scalp, he walked back to his trailer. "Nice one dude!" Geoff grinned, high-fiving Chef.
"Hey, where's Duncan and Tyler?" Harold asked.
"They're still sleeping." Owen said, jabbing a thumb behind him and into the cabin where Duncan and Tyler sleeping on their designated bunks. "We should probably wake them up."
"I got a better idea, dudes." Geoff grinned. He pulled an air-horn out of his pocket and showed it to the other guys. He slowly crept into the doorway of the cabin, air-horn in hand. Noah was next to him while Owen, Harold and Trent watched warily from the porch.
Geoff pressed the air-horn button and released it immediately, letting out a short yet loud honk. The party animal and the bookworm quickly ran from the door and waited for an angry Duncan and Tyler, but neither came.
The two crept closer again and honked the air-horn a bit longer this time. They ran from the door again, but Duncan and Tyler didn't come. "Come on!" Geoff complained quietly.
The two guys crept into the doorway for a third time and only managed to honk the horn for one second before they saw an angry Duncan running for them. "Oh crap dude!" Geoff shouted and bolted from the doorway, Noah in tow.
Duncan ran after them, but couldn't catch up to Geoff. Noah was smart and ran for the Communal Washrooms instead of running straight ahead. Geoff was laughing the whole time as Duncan chased him, and Owen, Trent and Harold couldn't help but snicker from the sidelines.
"Guys, what happened?" Tyler asked, trudging from the cabin rubbing his head.
"Oh, nothing." Trent shrugged. "Geoff just had a death wish."
Courtney, Bridgette and Izzy peeked from the girl's side of the cabin and watched with confusion. Courtney shook her head. "They are so immature." She sighed.
Bridgette put a hand to her mouth as she tried to stifle a laugh. "I think they're pretty funny, especially Geoff." She chuckled.
"Izzy thinks that looks like fun!" Izzy exclaimed, and ran after Duncan, joining the chase.
Courtney raised an eyebrow and shook her head again. "I'm going to take a shower before this gets any weirder." She said and walked to the Communal Washrooms.
(Communal Washrooms)
Duncan, Owen, Tyler, Noah, Geoff, and Cody were all in the guy's side of the Communal Washrooms. "Alright, so far three guys have been eliminated and one girl. We need to focus on kicking off more of the girls." Duncan explained.
"Dude, I think you're getting paranoid." Noah said. "There's still a lot of guys left."
"Guys, it's better to pick the girls off right now, then never." Duncan told them. "I'm telling you."
"I don't know, I kind of agree with Noah." Owen shrugged. "I don't feel right picking off the girls so early." He said.
"'Chya bro, I don't wanna vote off my babe yet!" Geoff exclaimed.
"I don't think Lindsay would approve." Tyler shook his head. "If you're watching Lindsay, I love you!" He said, getting up close to the camera.
"There's no way I'm gonna vote off all the hot girls on this show!" Cody shook his head. "Not unless I hook up with one, then I'd vote the rest of 'em off if you wanted me to."
Duncan shook his head in disgust. "If you guys say so, but just remember, we're still an alliance, so when I call upon you guys after the merge, you'd better answer." Duncan said, and left the washrooms.
"Is it just me, or did he sound really creepy?" Owen wondered.
The others shrugged and left the washrooms too. Owen followed them, and when Tyler, Cody, and Geoff left for the Mess Hall, Owen caught up to Noah.
"Hey little buddy, can I ask you a question?" Owen asked.
Noah shrugged. "Sure, what is it?"
Owen tapped the tips of his fingers together. "Um...could you help me get back together with Izzy?" Owen asked. "Remember how she broke up with me back in World Tour? I really miss her." He sulked.
Noah thought for a moment. "What will you do for me?" Noah asked.
"I'll stop hugging you." Owen suggested. Noah thought it over and nodded.
"Alright buddy, you got yourself a deal." Noah grinned.
"Yes! You're the best!" Owen giggled, picking up Noah into a strong bear hug. He realized he wasn't supposed to hug Noah and dropped him. "Sorry." He said sheepishly.
(Outhouse Confessional- Go Ozzy!)
Eva- "Looks like hanging around the washrooms isn't such a bad idea. I'll make it a morning ritual." She chuckled. "It's nice to know who's in the alliance, maybe I can get 'em voted off" She grinned.
Scarlett- "Eva has informed me that Noah is apart of a new boy's alliance. Interesting, it would appear he is not as trustworthy as I had made him out to be. However, she has also informed me that the alliance has been put on hold. Thus, I can take out the competition when necessary." She smile approvingly.
(Pahkitew Island Mess Hall)
The thirty-three contestants were seated at the tables in the mess hall. The day's special was paste with extra stick. Jasmine desperately tried to pull her spoon from the bowl, but the paste wouldn't give. Samey grabbed onto Jasmine's waist and pulled with the Australian, after lots of struggle, they pulled spoon and fell back into the table across from them.
Chris entered the Mess Hall, his hair was frazzled from lots of scratching, and his scalp was red and raw. But what was most weird was the fact that his normal black hair had turned green. "Alright campers, it's time for today's challenge!" Chris declared.
"Dude, what's with your hair?" Scott asked.
Chris sighed. "Chef replaced my hairspray with green paint." He whimpered, sulking. Chef grinned from the kitchen, enjoying every minute of watching Chris.
Brick sniffed the air around Chris. "Is that...beef?" He asked in shock.
"Chef stuck a beef bouillon cube in my shower head." Chris said with more than a tinge of irritation. [1]
The teens tried to stifle laughs, but it was no use, most of them burst out laughing, pounding on the table uncontrollably. Chris grit his teeth. "Anyway, it's challenge time, so get ready to bring it." Chris said, getting back into his usual cheerful self.
The contestants were now standing at the base of one of the cliffs. A black room was built half-way into the cliff side. All that was on the black wall was a pair of gray doors.
"Welcome to the specially made Total Drama Laser Tag Arena!" He announced.
"Guy, awesome!" Geoff cheered, exchanging a high-five with Tyler. "I love laser tag!"
"So the guns aren't real?" Bridgette asked.
"Negatory!" Chris answered. Bridgette smiled. "For today's challenge, you'll be split into two teams and will compete in a 'Capture the Flag' style game with five rounds to decide the winner." Chris explained.
"Is that all?" Dawn asked.
"Um...well I'm not done explaining the challenge..." Chris said.
"Ha!" Dawn exclaimed, looking proud of herself. "You didn't say Welcome to The fifth challenge of Total Drama Unfinished Business!" Dawn grinned.
The rest of the contestants cheered and gave Dawn high-fives. "Alright, Creepy Girl just went up on the 'you're alright' scale!" Duncan grinned.
Chris fumed. "Okay, so you were right, can I just get on with the challenge rules?!" Chris asked angrily. The teens grinned but nodded. "Alright, you'll be given laser guns and laser vests, your goal is to hit the other team in the chest, back, or the shoulders!" Chris told them.
"If you get hit enough times, your vest will begin to weigh down, and you won't be able to move from your spot until the round is done." Chris said. "Kinda like this!"
Chef came up behind B and stuck a vest on him and Chris took aim and shot the silent genius in the chest. His vest glowed red and he was electrocuted. Chris shot B four more times and he went down with smoke curling off of his body.
The vest weighed him down and he was pinned to the ground. B glared at the host and struggled to get up, but couldn't. Chris laughed. "That almost makes up for my hair being green!" He chuckled. "Now then, the second way to win is to capture the other team's flag! It'll be glowing with their team's color so you'll have no trouble finding it."
"Alright, time for the team breakdowns!" Chris said. "Team 1 will be The Hunters! Members are Duncan, Tyler, Eva, Noah, Trent, Ezekiel, Sadie, Katie, Courtney, Brick, Anne Maria, Scarlett, Dave, Jasmine, Samey and Amy."
"Well, at least I'll have a human shield." Amy sneered at her sister, who looked very nervous.
"Looks like I've got princess this time." Duncan grinned at Scott. The farm boy grit his teeth and glared at the punk.
"Team 2 will be The Stalkers with Geoff, Harold, LeShawna, Gwen, Cody, Heather, Bridgette, Izzy, Jo, Scott, Dakota, Dawn, Sky, Max, Owen and Rodney!" Chris declared.
"Sorry to interrupt again, but you forgot B." Dawn said, raising her hand.
"Actually, I didn't." Chris said. "I shot B down, therefore he's out of today's competition!"
"What?!" Several campers exclaimed in disbelief. "But that's not fair!"
"Actually, it's totally fair!" Chris told them. "We had an odd number, so now the teams are even. Also, the Virtual Reality machine is broken, so now B can fix it!" He grinned, and B frowned. "And to prove I'm a nice guy, I'll also give him immunity from the vote."
The contestants thought for a moment. "That seems fair." Dawn nodded.
"Alright, Chef, taken B to the VR and make him fix it." Chris ordered.
"Wait, how did the VR break? It seemed fine when we used it yesterday." Cody said.
"Yeah, some of us more than others." Bridgette said, striking an accusing eye in the tech geek's direction.
"Pretty boy was using it after the challenge yesterday, seems the machine can't handle his oversized ego!" Chef chuckled.
Chris glared at the cook as he took B to the broken machine. "Okay, enter the Arena and suit up!" Chris told the contestants.
Both teams were in the prep room. Vests with laser guns hung on hooks on the walls. The contestants took the vests off the hooks and put them on and held their guns.
"Sweet, dudes! This is gonna be awesome!" Geoff grinned, pointing his gun at the door leading to the arena.
"It'll be like I'm in the military!" Brick exclaimed also holding his gun.
"Alright competitors, head to the arena!" Chris said over the intercom. "The Hunters are on the left side of the arena, and The Stalkers are on the right! Oh, and friendly fire DOES count!" Chris ended with a signature chuckle.
The teams entered the arena where the walls were decorated with glowing paint and strobe lights. "Crikey! This is amazing!" Jasmine exclaimed upon entering.
The green and red strobe lights flashed from the ceiling and ran along the low walls and barricades. Mirrors were tapped to the walls and ceilings so lasers would reflect off.
The teams moved to their respected areas of the arena. "Alrighty campers! This laser tag game is ON!" Chris declared over the intercom.
(The Hunters)
"Alright, I say we split into teams of two to slowly take down the enemy." Jasmine said, taking the leader roll. "Any objections?"
Courtney raised her hand. "What if the other team has teams of three or four?" She asked. "Being a CIT, I think ahead. It's what'll make me a prime candidate for when I run for presidency." She said proudly.
"Oh please, don't even get started on that CIT business." Eva grumbled. "That's the only thing I was happy about leaving after getting voted off second." Courtney glared at the fitness buff, but Eva paid her no heed.
"I think we'll be efficient with teams of two," Scarlett assured them, "Chris did say there were three rounds, so we'll have time to counteract their strategy if they decided to follow what Courtney suggested.
"Alright then, teams of two it is!" Jasmine nodded. Courtney rolled her eyes but remained silent. "Alright, Duncan and Courtney, you can be a team."
"What?!" Courtney complained.
"Sounds good to me!" Duncan grinned, putting a hand over Courtney's mouth before she could start complaining again.
"Tyler and Eva, I think you two would make a good team," Jasmine said, "And Katie and Sadie should suffice as well."
Katie and Sadie held hands and squealed while bouncing up and down. Eva glanced over at Tyler, who was looking down the barrel of his laser gun with his finger on the trigger. The jock accidentally pulled the trigger and a red laser shot into his eye. The jock let out a scream and ran around shouting "I'm blind!" Eva shook her head and sighed.
"May I request a partner?" Scarlett asked, raising her hand. "I'd like to be paired with Noah, for we both have similar brains and we think alike."
"Really? Last time I checked your brain thought murder." Noah remarked, causing Scarlett to glare at him.
Jasmine shrugged. "I see where you're coming from. As long as you don't plot to blow up the island with him." She joked, but Scarlett was not amused.
"I would prefer you not poke fun at my past self." Scarlett requested.
"Alright," Jasmine agreed, "Anne Maria and Ezekiel, you'll be a pair, as well as Trent and Dave."
Anne Maria was not particularly happy about being paired with the prairie boy, but she only let it show on her face. Dave and Trent looked at each other and shrugged.
"I'm with Samey, not arguments!" Amy snarled, grabbed Samey by the hair and yanking her closer, causing Samey to let out an "Owch!"
Jasmine looked at the mean twin who was glaring daggers at her, and then she turned to Samey and gave her a look that said "I'm sorry!"
"I suppose that leaves me with Brick." Jasmine said, exchanging a fist bump with the army cadet. "Alright, we'd better get out there get that flag and shoot that team!"
Scarlett cleared her throat. "Excuse me, but I think it would be proper to have a team watch our flag, Noah and I will volunteer." Scarlett said.
"Good thinking, Scarlett!" Jasmine grinned. "You and Noah can stay here and guard the flag, don't let those Stalkers touch it!"
Scarlett nodded, and with that, everyone but she and Noah left in their respected pairs.
(Outhouse Confessional- Is she up to something?)
Courtney- "Jasmine taking the leader roll was a slight annoyance, not to mention her pairing me with Duncan. But on the bright side, he'd either take a laser for me, or I could shove him into danger if it comes to it." She shrugged.
Duncan- "Alright! Remind me that I owe Jasmine a favor!" He grinned.
Scarlett- "It was refreshing to have Noah as my partner, especially with the very imminent threat of him turning over to another alliance. All he needed was a quick refresher on how my alliance will work." She said, putting a scary amount of emphasis on the word 'will'.
Anne Maria- "Lousing Jasmine pairin' me up with the prairie boy. For his sake, he'd better not be a sexist anymore, or I might just take Chris's friendly fire ta heed!" She threatened.
Katie & Sadie – Katie- "Omigosh, Jasmine was so nice to pair us up!"
Sadie- "Omigosh you're right! We could have been paired up with the sexist or the downer musician, oh I forget their names!"
Katie- "I think the sexist was Zachariah or Zekey. I can't remember that much." She said, tapping her chin in thought. "Oh, but the downer musician is Trent! Don't you remember him?"
Sadie- "Omigosh, I do! Wasn't he dumped by Gwen, and didn't we start that Anti-Gwen club?"
Katie- "Omigosh you're right! That was so fun!"
(The Stalkers)
"Alright dorks, we're splitting into groups of three!" Jo said.
"Um...don't you mean four groups of three and one group of four?" Cody pointed out.
"Sure, whatever Tech dork." Jo rolled her eyes. "Anyway, I'll be choosing the teams, so no objections!"
"Who died and made you leader?" Gwen asked.
"For once I agree with weird goth girl!" Heather scoffed. "If anything I should be leader!"
"Settle down maggots, I'm the leader of this operation, and if anyone wants to argue, you can take it up with me after the challenge, because we're winning this! And the only way to do that, is to be lead by me." Jo snapped back.
"I for one am not following a sweatpants-wearing gorilla with a whistle!" Max sneered, walking away. Suddenly, Jo grabbed him by his EVIL collar and yanked him up.
"Oh, I think you will listen to what I have to say, or you can bet you'll get electrocuted." Jo snarled. "Now, The teams of three."
Jo looked at what she had to work with, most of them were glaring at her. "Party boy, you're with surfer girl and gym-nut." Jo said. Geoff looked confused and Jo sighed. "You, Bridgette and Sky." She grumbled.
"Oh..."
"Alright, Ubber nerd, you're with ghetto girl and Goth-ball." Jo said.
"Oh no you didn't!" LeShawna snarled, getting up in Jo's face. "You did not just call me that! You and yo' bossy ways can pack up and get the heck outta here, or you'll face the wrath of lil' LeShawna!"
"Little?" Jo scoffed. "More like freight-train size."
LeShawna lunged for her, but Bridgette and Geoff held her back. "Why are you holding her back?" Gwen asked the part boy.
"Bridge says violence isn't the answer." Geoff said. "But trust me, it'd be great to see her go at it!" Geoff chuckled.
"Geoff," Bridgette chastised. "fighting isn't cool! Violence is never the answer." She then turned to LeShawna. "Come on LeShawna, you're not a violent girl!"
"Yeah I am!" She snapped.
"Okay, sorry. But can we just calm down? I'd rather not fight right now during a challenge." Bridgette told her. "If you want to talk to Jo later, please do It after we win."
LeShawna glared at Jo and crossed her arms. "Fine, but queeny better not make anymore remarks." She hissed.
Jo rolled her eyes. "Alright, Heather, you're with the fame monger and the tech geek." Jo said. Heather looked to her left to see Cody, and them looked to her right to see Dakota. Needless to say she was less than thrilled.
"Meat shield, you're with me and crazy girl." Jo said. Owen looked delighted to be reunited with Izzy.
"Yay! We're on the same team Big O!" Izzy said, fist-bumping Owen.
"That leaves creepy girl with lover boy and evil genius over here." Jo said, jabbing a thumb at Max. Dawn sighed but nodded.
(Outhouse Confessional- Snappy Jo)
Owen- "Yes! I'm paired with Izzy! Maybe I can sweet talk her back into loving me again!" He giggled. "Just like this!" He then let out a fart and began to giggle again.
LeShawna- "I like Bridgette and all, but she's too nice some times! Jo really needs to be taught some respect!" She growled.
Heather- "I don't know who Jo thinks she is, but she is not leader! There's no way I'm giving up the leader spot like I did in the volcano challenge!"
Dawn- "While I don't particularly care for either of my teammates, I will work with them to win the challenge. It'll just get me closer to the million dollars, and I can save all the poor mutated creatures of the Fun Zone."
(The Hunters – Duncan and Courtney)
"Stupid Jasmine putting me with a neanderthal like you!" Courtney hissed.
"Ah, but you love my neanderthal ways!" Duncan grinned. "I know you do, you're just denying it."
"Did the Virtual Reality fry your brain, or are you just that stupid?" Courtney asked the punk. "Why would I like you when you cheated on me?!"
"Because, you like bad boys!" Duncan exclaimed.
"Not anymore! I knew dating a bad boy wouldn't last forever, and I'm done with you." Courtney shook her head.
"So you like Scott then..." Duncan glared at her accusingly. "I knew it!"
Courtney let out a frustrated cry. "WILL YOU SHUT IT ALREADY?! You're gonna get us found by the other team!" She shouted.
"I'm afraid it's a bit too late for that." Jo grinned devilishly. She lead her team of Owen and Izzy, who looked like her cronies from where they were standing.
"Looks like you're the one who attracted the other team." Duncan grinned. Courtney face-palmed and began firing at Jo, Owen and Izzy with red lasers. Unfortunately, she kept missing.
"How could you miss Owen, he's a perfect target!" Jo wondered, firing back at Courtney with green lasers. The jockette turned to see Owen chewing on his laser gun. "What, Owen! Stop chewing on your gun!" Jo scolded.
"But I'm so hungry, and it reminds me of a hot dog!" Owen giggled as he munched on his laser gun again. Suddenly, the laser gun crackled with static and Owen was promptly electrocuted. "Ow!" he whined.
Suddenly, his vest began to weight him down. "Aw...I'm going down." He sighed. Owen sank to the ground and finally landed with a thud. He tried to get up, but his vest wouldn't let him.
"Well, there goes the meat-shield idea." Jo sighed. She fired more times and finally managed to hit Courtney in the chest. Her vest electrocuted her, causing her to cry out in pain.
"Wah!" She shrieked as Jo landed more hits to her vest. One on the shoulder, and two more in the chest. "Stop h-hitting me...y-you-" She tried to say through her zaps.
Finally, she had gotten enough hits and her vest weighed her down. "Crap!" She shouted from the floor. "Duncan, get out of here!" She told the punk as he kept firing at Jo and Izzy.
"If you say so, princes! I'll avenge you!" he chuckled and ran off, weaving around the short walls and barricades that littered the playing arena.
"After him, maggot!" Jo hollered and ran forward, Izzy following. The sounds of more lasers being fired could be heard.
Suddenly, Geoff, Bridgette and Sky ran towards them. "Where'd they go?" Geoff asked. "We heard noise!"
"They went that way." Courtney muttered, pointing in the opposite direction of where Duncan, Jo and Izzy had gone.
"Thanks, dude!" Geoff grinned and ran off with Bridgette and Sky in tow.
Courtney smirked. "I can't believe they believed me!" She laughed.
"Hey Courtney," Came Owen from a few feet away, "Did I ever tell you about the time me and my grandpa went fishing and we caught a shark? I'd show you the monster bight I got on the butt, but I can't really move. Well, anyway..." Owen went on.
"I sure hope this round ends soon." Courtney muttered.
"Ah, my nose itches, could you try scratching it?" Owen asked.
(The Stalkers – Geoff, Sky, Bridgette)
"I'm startin' to think Courtney was lying." Geoff said as he, Bridgette and Sky walked past several barricades and short walls.
"Ya think?" Bridgette asked sarcastically.
"Well, she is on the other team." Sky pointed out. "I don't see why she would rat out her team to tell us where they are."
"Now that you mention it, that makes some sense.." Geoff trailed off. "Well, now what?"
"I guess we look for more of the other team." Sky suggested.
"Quiet down guys, I think I see someone!" Geoff whispered. The party animal was peeking through a peep hole in one of the barricades. "It's Trent and Dave!"
Sky gasped. "Dave?" She asked.
(Outhouse Confessional- Does she still have feelings for him?!)
Sky- Her hair is frazzled and she as a few burn marks on her face, but they weren't serious. "I still really like Dave, but I don't think he's ever gonna forgive me. Not to mention, every time I try to talk to him, he brings up his hatred against me and I end up getting into another fight." She sighed. "I just wish there was some way I could go back in time to make things right!"
Dave- His hair is also frazzled and smoke curled off of his head. He let out a frustrated cry. "How could Sky shoot me with he laser gun?!" he exclaimed. "We had something, but then she went and ruined it! I just wish there was a way I could go back in time and tell myself not to fall for her ways!"
Geoff brought his laser gun up to the peep hole, and promptly fired it at Dave. The first laser hit him in the butt, causing him to jump up and yelp.
"What was that?" He asked frantically. "I felt a zap!"
"A mosquito probably just made its way in here and bit you." Trent said. "Don't worry about it."
"What?! Of course I'm gonna worry about it!: Dave exclaimed. "Do you know how many people mosquitoes kill each year?! They carry malaria! They carry germs!" With that, the Germophobe began to run around Trent in panic.
The musician face-palmed and sighed. Geoff took fire again and struck Trent in the shoulder. The musician jumped as he was electrocuted and he turned around. "What was that?! Someone shot me!"
Geoff hit Trent in the back, shocking the musician once more. Bridgette kneeled down next to her boyfriend and fired at Trent too. He was hit in the back again and then the chest when he turned around. "Ah crap! I didn't even know where they were shooting from!" Trent complained as his laser tag vest weighed him down to the ground.
"Hey, at least they got you first, I guess it means you're not totally forgotten, right?" Dave suggested, trying to cheer him up.
"Yeah, I guess you're right!" Trent grinned.
Sky took a knee and peeked around the side of the barricade and got a perfect view of Dave. The Germophobe turned to see Sky. It was difficult to see in the dark, but he managed to spot her under the black-light.
"You!" Dave shouted. "How could you?!" The Germophobe raised his laser gun and shot Sky in the chest. After a quick electrocution, she returned the favor, hitting him in the shoulder. She took the opportunity to shoot him again while he was electrocuted.
Dave fired back and landed a hit on Sky's shoulder. They both shot a laser, one red and the other green, at each other, hitting their opponent at the same time. And at the same time, they went down. Their vests weighed them down as the smoke curled off their frazzled bodies.
"Ugh, why does Chris have to make these things so painful?" Sky wondered. "Electrocution brings back bad memories." The screen cut to a flashback of Clucky the psycho chicken stealing Rodney's remote and electrocuting everyone.
"Ha! We got 'em!" Geoff exclaimed, and suddenly noticed Sky lying on the ground. "Oh crap! You got taken out!"
"Don't worry about it, there's four more rounds anyway, Chris said so." Sky told them. "Now get going, the sound of our battle might have attracted the other team!"
"Are you sure you're gonna be okay?" Bridgette asked. Sky nodded and the surfer and the party animal left the scene.
(The Stalkers – Jo and Izzy)
"Come here, Duncan!" Jo cooed. "Come out, come out wherever you are!"
"Yeah, come out so we can shoot ya!" Izzy cackled. "I wanna blow that Mohawk of your head!"
Jo looked at her like she'd lost it (Let's face it, she lost it years ago!). "You do realize the laser guns don't shoot actual working lasers, right? They only give you a zap if thy hit you somewhere that's not a vest." Jo told her.
"I know, but still want to take him down. I don't want to lure him into a false sense of security." Izzy said.
"That's exactly what we should be doing!" Jo stopped to argue. "We lure him into a false sense of security so we can take him down when he thinks we've left!"
"I saw we go kamikaze on his butt and run in there!" Izzy grinned devilishly.
Jo opened her mouth to say something, but a laser shot her in the back, knocking her over as she was electrocuted. She breathed heavily and looked up. "Where did that come from?!"
"Banzai!" Duncan cackled from atop one of the barricades. He fired three more shots, taking Jo out. The suit pinned her down as she began to swear profusely.
Izzy shot up at Duncan, but the bunk jumped onto the top of another barricade, causing Izzy to miss. She fired more, turning each time as Duncan moved atop the structures. "Hold...still...so I can...shoot you!" Izzy said as she repeatedly clicked her trigger. "Izzy's trigger-happy!"
"No way!" Duncan laughed as he moved. "I'm gonna—
The punk was cut off when a laser shot him from behind, hitting him in the back. Duncan fell, mid-jump and hit the ground with a painful shock. "Ow..." He moaned.
"Ha-ha! Take that!" Izzy cackled as she clicked the trigger dozens more times, shooting Duncan in the back. "Take that and that! And that!"
"Okay! You got me, you weight down my suit!" Duncan said. "Stop shooting me!"
Izzy decided to ignore him and kept shooting him. The punk was still getting electrocuted, despite being out. "He is out, there is no need to continue this torture." Dawn said, coming from behind a barricade.
"Was it you who shot me?" Duncan asked between electrocutions. Dawn nodded. "Well, at least you only hit me once, unlike this psychotic nutjob!" the insult earned him another hit by Izzy.
Dawn turned up to Izzy. "Perhaps your craziness and interesting behavior towards others is due to—
Before Dawn could explain why Izzy was crazy, she was struck in the back. "Ow!" She shrieked.
Smoke curled from Max's laser gun as he held it, trying to figure it out. "Oh...was that me?" He asked. "I'm trying to figure out how this blasted laser gun works!"
"You click the trigger." Rodney said, showing him to hold it, and flexing his finger where the trigger was. Max did the same, but hit clicked the trigger, sending another laser into Dawn's back. "Stop it!" She commanded.
Max grinned. "Hey, this is fun! Can you show me how to shoot it again?" He asked Rodney.
The farm boy nodded and clicked his trigger, shooting Dawn in the back once more. "Hey! Izzy commands you to stop shooting her!" Izzy shouted.
"What if we don't want to?" Max asked. "It's fun!"
Izzy had a bored look on her face as she held up her laser tag like a pistol, and fired several shots. Each shot easily hit Rodney in the chest, and several more landed hits on Max.
The two trouble-makers fell to the ground in a daze as smoke curled off their bodies. "Owie..." He whined.
"Girl...shoot...electrocuting pineapples...laser love." Rodney mumbled as his eyes turned to wonky swirls instead of his usual hearts.
"That's what happens when you cross Izzy!" Izzy said as her three teammates laid on the ground.
(Outhouse Confessional- Izzy the marksman!)
Izzy- "No one messes with Izzy or her friends!" She hissed. "Okay, so maybe I could have figured out a better way to teach those two troublemakers a lesson, rather than take out more members of my team, but it was worth it!"
Rodney- "Holly crap! Izzy terrifies me! Maybe shooting a teammates was a bad idea." He whimpered.
(The Hunters – Amy and Samey)
"Hurry up Samey!" Amy snapped. "You're so slow, just like you were when you were born!"
"Um...I'm ahead of you..." Samey pointed out.
"Shut up! Don't you dare correct me!" Amy hissed. "You're just lucky that I took you in, because no one else would. I'm just gonna use you for a meat shield anyway." She shrugged.
"For your information, Jasmine was gonna pick me before you-"
"I said shut it!" Amy growled. "You're just a spare me, in fact, why haven't I been calling you Sparamy?" She wondered.
"Because that's not my name! And neither is Samey! My name is Sammy!" Samey said, getting irritated.
"Quit being so rude to your sista!" LeShawna scowled, showing up from behind one of barricades. She fired at Amy, but the mean twin grabbed Samey and held her twin in front of herself for protection.
The laser hit Samey in the chest and the nice twin took a shock. "Ow!" She exclaimed.
"Quiet, meat-shields don't talk!" Amy snapped.
"Sorry, girl." LeShawna apologized ahead of time as she continued to shoot the nice twin. Finally, her suit weighed her down and Samey fell to the ground in a daze. "Wow, those lasers sure pack a punch."
"Get up Samey! I need you for a shield!" Amy shouted. She tried to rip Samey from the ground, but her weighed down vest prevented Amy from doing so. "Ugh! Why do you have to be so heavy?"
"It's not me it's the suit!" Samey replied.
LeShawna and Gwen both glared at the mean twin and fired. They hit her in the chest, and the shoulders, effectively electrocuting her. "Maybe you should quit pickin' on your sista and actually play the game! What is with you anyway?"
"Samey's the younger twin, therefore she's just a spare me, so she's useless!" Amy said. "Now go away so I can yell at her in peace!"
"Sorry again, girl." LeShawna apologized, reaching down to give Samey a pat on the shoulder.
"Stop giving her sympathy!" Amy growled.
"You are one cruel piece'a gruel." LeShawna shook her head and walked off. Gwen followed, but glared daggers at Amy. Harold quickly followed and began to compliment LeShawna until he was out of earshot.
"Ugh, why do you always have to drag me down!" Amy glared at her sister. "You're just lucky I didn't land on top of you!"
Samey sighed. "I sure hope this round is over soon." She whimpered.
(The Hunters – Scarlett and Noah)
"So, any particular reason why you chose me as your partner?" Noah asked. "Do you want me to be apart of one of your murder plots?" He remarked.
Scarlett glared at him. "I'm past that. I've been rehabilitated, now stop joking about that, it is not a laughing matter." She hissed.
"Scarlett, there's no point in hiding it, at least not around me." Noah said. "You're not rehabilitated and I know it. You're still your smart, murderous, psychopathic self."
The brainiac rolled her eyes. "Okay, so I may have hacked the phone call between the producers and my prison guards, tied them up, and tossed them onto a flatbed truck headed for Siberia." Scarlett told him.
"How does one transport someone by way of vehicle to Siberia?" Noah asked. "From Canada..."
"Never underestimate the power of public transportation." Scarlett said. "Anyway, if you tell anyone that I haven't changed, I'll make you wish you were headed for Siberia yourself!"
Noah rolled his eyes. "Alright, fine. I guess I don't feel like shivering in the cold snow today." He shrugged. "So what do you want to talk to me about?"
"I heard from a source that will remain nameless, that you are apart of another alliance." Scarlett explained. "Is that true?"
"It's just the guys." Noah answered. "And trust me, I'd rather work with a fellow nerd than those obnoxious gorillas. I'll work similarly to a double agent."
Scarlett grinned. "Excellent. So just to clarify, you will vote with Eva and I, and you will relay information from the guy's alliance to me." Scarlett reiterated. Noah shrugged. "Alright, so who is in the alliance?"
Noah thought for a minute and began to count on his fingers as he listed the names. "Duncan, Tyler, Geoff, Owen, and Cody." He said. "Oh, and me of course."
Scarlett thought for a moment. "Perhaps it'd be wise to take one of them out soon." She proposed. "Of course there are other options but—
Scarlett was interrupted when she was hit in the back by a laser. "Gah! Who was that?!" She snarled after recovering from a quick electrocution.
"Sorry, but we gotta get that flag!" Cody chuckled. He ran up the short flight of stairs that led up to a large alter with a glowing red flag sticking up from it.
"Not so fast!" Scarlett hissed and shot Cody in the back. The vest sent out an electrical shock and Cody fell to the ground in a curl of smoke. "Ow!" He cried.
Noah shrugged. "We're not really keen on protecting the flag, so take it as you wish." Noah motioned to said flag.
Cody grinned and snatched the flag from the alter. "Sorry, but we can't be too sure." Heather said. She fired her laser at Scarlett two more times and Dakota proceeded to shoot at Noah. The lasers hit them in the shoulders and chest.
"Ow!" Noah exclaimed as smoke curled off his body. "Jerks!" He fired his laser, hitting Heather in the chest, electrocuting her. Noah grinned in satisfactory, at least until Cody shot him in the shoulder. Noah's suit began to grow heavy and it finally weighed him down. Dakota hit Scarlett in the chest one last time and the brainiac went down. "I WILL DESTROY YOU!" She roared.
Dakota's eyes widened and she quickly scampered off. Heather followed and a terrified Cody ran soon after with the flag in hand.
"Well, we could have played that better." Noah stated.
(Outhouse Confessional- Outhouse Destruction-bot 3000)
Scarlett- "Okay, so I got a little angry, but can you blame me? McLean made the lasers send out electric shocks each time you get hit! Not to mention having my face pressed against the dirty floor was no joy."
Noah- "I see why Heather enjoys having multiple alliances to betray people. It's actually quite fun to be a double agent." He grinned.
Dakota- "Since when did Scarlett, like, get scary?" She shivered. "Did I like, miss something?"
(The Stalkers – LeShawna, Gwen, Harold)
The three members of the Stalkers headed back to their Flag alter. "Two hours invested in this game and we only ran into one group!" LeShawna huffed.
"That's nothing!" Harold stated, putting up his finger signaling it was time for a lecture. "Once, my friend and I had spent five hours invested in a Live Action Role Play, and we didn't even end up slaying any dragons in the end! That was the worst game of Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons that I've ever played!" He shook his head. [2]
"You spent five hours playing a board game?!" LeShawna exclaimed. "You some kinda crazy!"
"Once one starts a game of DD&D, there's no stopping." Harold said matter-of-factly.
"Hey! They're trying to steal our flag!" Gwen shouted, pointing to Katie and Sadie who were sneaking up the stairs to to the alter. Sadie grabbed the flag just as Katie was shot in the back. "Aw!" She screamed as she was electrocuted.
"Omigosh are you okay?!" Sadie asked, dropping the flag. Harold and LeShawna fired at Sadie while Gwen continued to fire at Katie. Gwen missed a couple times, some of the lasers flying past the thin BFFFL and a few of them hitting her in the legs and areas of the vest that weren't targets. Finally, Gwen hit Katie in the chest and shoulders, electrocuting her again and then her vest weighed her down.
"Katie!" Sadie cried. The plumper BFFFL was struck in the shoulders by both LeShawna and Harold, sending her to the ground as well. "Aw, at least we're by each other!" Katie giggled.
"Yeah..." Sadie said in a daze.
Suddenly, Heather, Dakota, and Cody came running onto the scene. "We've got their flag!" Heather declared. Behind them, several red lasers were fired, but they missed.
"Hey, you give that flag back!" Anne Maria called out, firing more lasers.
"Yeah! That's our, eh!" Ezekiel shook a fist. The prairie boy shot some more lasers at the other team, but only ended up hitting Dakota once.
"Ow!" She cried. "Chris is, like, so mean! Is my hair frazzled?" She quickly pulled out a portable mirror and looked at herself. She gasped. "Oh my gosh! I have electrical-hair! CHRIS!" She growled angrily.
"Calm down, eh!" Ezekiel tried ton comfort. "You don't wanna go Dakootazo'oid!"
"Oh...yeah, I guess you're right." Dakota sighed. She took a deep breath and exhaled.
"Hate to break it to you," Cody said to Ezekiel, "But I think we just one!" He grinned.
"Indeed you did Cody!" Chris said over the intercom. "Round 1 goes to The Stalkers! Take your flags back and head back to your team's base. If you're out, your vests should release you any minute now!" A few seconds later, the sounds of several contestants breathing sighs of relief could be heard.
"Woo-hoo! We did it!" LeShawna grinned, high-fiving Cody, Gwen and Harold.
(The Hunters)
"Alright, so admittedly Round 1 didn't go so well." Jasmine said sheepishly as Courtney glared at her. "Well do things Courtney's way this time." The Aussie motioned for Courtney to take the leadership role.
"Okay team, I'm going to split you into groups of three, and one group of four, that way when you come across the other team, you'll be either evenly matched, or greater in numbers." Courtney explained.
"Scarlett and Noah, you two will not be guarding our flag this time. What happened anyway?" Courtney asked suspiciously.
Noah shrugged. "What can I say? They came out of nowhere, guns a-blazing! We didn't have any time to react." He lied, shaking his head.
Courtney rolled her eyes, doubting this was true, but not wanting to get into a discussion about it. "Either way, Scarlett, you'll be with Ezekiel and Eva. That way you have brains, brawn and...whatever Ezekiel's good for." Courtney told them.
"Hey!" Ezekiel protested.
"Noah, you're with me and Anne Maria." Courtney said. "Jasmine you can be with Samey and Brick."
Jasmine and Samey high-fived and Brick joined in, grinning at his two partners.
"Duncan, you're with Dave, Tyler and Trent." Courtney ordered. "And Amy, you're with Katie and Sadie I guess." She shrugged. Amy looked at the two BFFFL's, who were currently trying to recover from being electrocuted several times. The mean twin scowled but said nothing.
"Alright guys, we are not going to lose this one!" Courtney said as they did a team cheer. They all put their hands in the center and raised them together as they shouted, "Hunters!"
(Outhouse Confessional- Go Team Confessional!)
Amy- "Oh my gag!" She said, sticking her finger in her mouth. "I can't believe she put me with Tweedledee and Tweedle-dumb!"
Samey- "Yes! After an entire round of being used as a shield by my sister, and then being yelled at, I finally get a break, and I get to be with Jasmine! Oh, and Brick too, he's cool."
Courtney- "With my superior leadership skills, we should be winning this round in no time." She grinned confidently.
(The Stalkers)
"Alright, we did pretty good last time, so I think we should do the same thing again. Four groups of three and one group of four." Jo told them.
No one argued. "I see no reason to change the groups, so let's stick with who we had last time." Jo declared.
(The Hunters – Amy, Katie, Sadie)
"So then, he drove the car into the same snack shack that you did, but he went right through it! He drove across the beach, but it was empty so it was okay, and he stopped halfway into ocean! I dumped him later that week." Sadie explained.
"Omigosh! I remember that! I was like, the third wheel!" Katie giggled. "It was so funny that he ran into the same snack shack!"
"Omigosh, but then I was the third wheel when you went on a date with that cute boy, Billy!" Sadie giggled.
"Oh yeah! He was cute, but we were in the theater, and someone spilled their drink on him. He had to take off his shirt to dry it, and then I saw it: he had," She took a moment to pause, "Backne!" She said dramatically. [3]
"Ew, that is so gross!" Sadie cringed. "You broke up with him, right?" She asked and Katie and nodded. "Good, no girl should have to suffer through Backne!"
Amy let out a low growl as she scowled at the two BFFFL's. "Will you two shut up already? You're stories are getting really annoying!"
"Omigosh, sorry!" Sadie apologized. "We're just really excited we got to be together twice in a row!"
Amy sighed. Suddenly, something popped into her mind and she began to grin wickedly. "Say, you two wouldn't be in the market for an alliance, would you?" She asked.
Katie thought for a moment. "Well, as long as Sadie agrees, I guess!" Katie shrugged.
Sadie bounced up and down happily. "No one's ever asked us to be in an alliance before! Omigosh I'm so excited!" She giggled.
"I am too!" Katie agreed and she bounced up and down with her friend, squealing as they did so.
"Alright, calm down, you're gonna give us away to the other team with all your squealing!" Amy scolded.
Katie and Sadie stopped. "Sorry! Wait, so what are the rules of the alliance? I've never been in one..." Katie said.
"Well, rule number one, you do what I say when I say it." Amy told them. "Number two, breaking the rules will result in being kicked out of the alliance, in which you'll be voted off."
Katie and Sadie gasped. "We'll follow the rules!" Katie exclaimed.
"Yeah, we don't wanna get voted off!" Sadie agreed.
"Excellent. I think we'll be good as long as you follow those two rules." Amy grinned.
(Outhouse Confessional- Sound familiar?)
Amy- "Ha! Those two are suckers!" She cackled. "But with them, I'll be able to vote off my loser sister and anyone else who I don't like."
Katie & Sadie – Katie- "Omigosh, we're in an actual alliance! I knew this season of Total Drama would turn! I love this show!" She giggled.
Sadie- "Yeah, I bet we're the only two people to ever say that!" She giggled. "Thanks to Amy, we'll get to play more and be together longer!"
Katie- "Hopefully it won't turn out like last time. Total Drama Island was really hard for us, and it was awful when we had to be separated!"
Sadie- "Omigosh, that was the worst day of my life! And then the day after that was even worse!" She exclaimed. "But we're together again and nothing will separate us!"
(The Hunters – Scarlett, Ezekiel, Eva)
"Ezekiel, stop picking your nose." Scarlett sighed as she walked behind the prairie boy and Eva. "I know it's a force of habit, but it is very disturbing to those around you."
"What?" He asked, whipping the snot onto his jacket. Scarlett shook her head but remained silent.
"Ugh, I can't believe we have to do another round after this." Eva complained. "This is so boring!"
"In that case, I'd be glad to take you out!" Izzy cackled. She bounded onto the scene, firing wildly at the three. She hit Ezekiel in the chest and Scarlett on the shoulder. She fired several times at Eva, hitting her in the chest repeatedly.
"Gah! Chris is gonna pay for this!" Scarlett barked. She managed to get her gun and fire at Izzy, but missed. Izzy shot more blasts, hitting Ezekiel again, and Eva on the shoulder.
Scarlett fired wildly at the crazy red-head. Suddenly, the footage slowed down to slow-motion as Izzy did a matrix and proceeded to jump through the air, doing a somersault, dodging each and every laser. Scarlett's eyes widened and her mouth was open agape. "Wow..."
Eva fired at the red-head and managed to strike her in the shoulder, barely hitting her. Izzy was electrocuted, but she didn't seem to mind. In fact, she seemed to enjoy it.
"Hit me again!" She grinned. Eva raised an eyebrow, but shot her anyway. Izzy laughed as she was electrocuted again. Once she was done smoking, she fired more shots at the three, taking out Ezekiel. Scarlett was electrocuted, and when she was shot again, she was taken down. Eva growled and fired at Izzy, but the redhead was too quick. Izzy fired more shots at Eva and finally took her out.
"Wah-ha-haa, ha-ha-haa!" Izzy laughed wildly. "Time to go set some traps!" She cackled and ran off through the barricades and low walls.
"That girl has serious mental blockage." Scarlett shook her head from the floor.
(The Hunters – Jasmine, Samey, Brick)
"So your sister used you as a human shield?" brick asked as he shook his head. "Where I'm from, that'd get you sent to the The Box." he shivered.
"The box? What's so bad about that." Samey asked.
Brick began to sweat and looked very nervous. "Um...let's just keep it at bad." He gulped. Jasmine and Samey raised and eyebrow in worry.
"I'm not asking for any kind of commitment, I just think we should at least team up to vote off Amy when we get the chance." Jasmine suggested.
"Oh, I don't think we'd be able to get rid of her that easy, not like last time." Samey said glumly. "But if you wanna try, I guess we could give it a shot, but she'll be really mad if she finds out we voted for her..."
"Don't worry, Samey." Jasmine assured her. "I'm sure that-"
She was interrupted when she was suddenly hoisted into the air and left hanging by a rope. The rope was slung over one of the taller barricades, creating a trap. "A rope trap? In a laser tag arena?" She asked. Since Jasmine was abnormally tall, her head was just inches from the ground.
"Um...let me see if I can get you down!" Samey said. She walked around the side of the barricade to inspect the rest of the trap when Jasmine heard her yelp.
"Uh...could I get some help too?" Samey asked. Brick peered around the corner of the barricade to see Samey was tied up in the same rope trap as Jasmine.
"I was wondering what that second rope was..." Brick chuckled sheepishly. He tried to help untie Samey, but was stopped when he screamed in pain. "Gah! Bear-trap?! Who set this up?!" He wondered.
Izzy walked onto the scene nonchalantly. "I see you've fallen into my traps." She grinned wickedly. "Time for the torture process!"
With that, Izzy proceeded to shoot all three of them enough times that their vests weighed them down. Jasmine and Samey's ropes snapped, sending them crashing to the floor. Brick fell over with the bear-trap still attached to his leg. "Could you at least get the bear-trap off?" He whined.
"I'm afraid I can't do that." Izzy shook her head. "I'll be back." She said, reminiscent of a certain Terminator. With that, the psychotic red-head began to march off like a robot.
(Outhouse Confessional- We'll be back!)
Brick- He still has the bear-trap chomped onto his leg. "I think Izzy was a bit too into the game of laser tag." He gulped. "Gah, anyone know any way to remove bear-traps?" he asked the camera.
Jasmine- "Alright, Izzy's definitely crazy, but I've gotta give her credit, she'd make an excellent survivalist in the Outback. She could snatch up crocodiles in those traps! And those knot skills, wow! I've never seen such perfectly crafted knots! Even I don't do 'em that well!" She exclaimed.
Izzy- "Izzy doesn't play around when it comes to laser tag. SHE WILL DOMINATE!" She howled, raising her fists into the air and bursting out of the confessional.
(The Stalkers – Geoff, Bridgette, Sky)
The group of three stalked through the arena, carefully moving around each barricade to make sure no one from the opposing team would run into them.
"See anybody yet, dudes?" Geoff asked.
Sky shook her head. "Haven't seen anyone, I suppose that's good, except that we won't be getting any points." She gymnast sighed.
"So, what's up with you and Dave?" Geoff asked, trying to strike up a conversation.
Sky sighed again. "Things are complicated. Last season, before I came into the competition, I had planned to break up with my boyfriend Kieth, but I didn't get the chance." Sky explained. "In the competition, I guess you could say I fell for Dave, and he liked me back, but then the competition set in."
Geoff nodded in understanding. "Dave fell head-over-heels in love with me, and I tried to tell him that I still had a boyfriend, but he didn't want to hear the but. Every time I tried to tell him, he always shushed me or Chris interrupted." Sky continued. "When I was switched to the other team, Jasmine made me betray my former teammates, including Dave, and he thought I didn't like him anymore. He voted himself out, and then, at the finale, I kissed him, which I probably shouldn't have done." She admitted. "Chris showed him my audition tape, which had me saying that I'd miss my boyfriend Kieth. Dave then went all crazy and tried to kill me in the final race!"
"Wow, major harshness..." Geoff spoke.
Sky nodded. "Things have never been the same, and I doubt they will be." She sighed. "I just wish I could make things right with him."
"Well you should! Don't let him interrupt you anymore." Bridgette advised.
Sky smiled. "Thanks, you two are really nice." She said.
Geoff suddenly shushed them. "Guys, I see Courtney, Anne Maria, and Noah!" He whispered. The party animal was currently peering around a corner. "Let's get closer and we can take them out!" Sky and Bridgette grinned competitively and tip-toed after Geoff.
"Stop being sarcastic!" Courtney snapped at Noah. "It annoys everyone, and it's not gonna get you further in the game!" Bridgette, Geoff, and Sky inched closer, peering through the peep holes in the barricades.
"What do you care?" Noah asked. "As far as I'm concerned, you'd be glad to get rid of me." He smirked. Courtney glared at him and continued walking. Anne maria just followed them, spraying more hair-spray onto her hair.
Geoff put his gun up to one of the peep holes and fired a couple shots. They hit Courtney in the thigh, rear and the back. "Owch!" She cried as she was electrocuted. "Where'd that come from?"
Bridgette and Sky took this opportunity to fire at the others. Courtney spotted the lasers coming and managed to dodge them. However, Anne Maria and Noah weren't as lucky.
Noah dodged the first two, but the third and fourth both struck him in the chest. "Gah!" He jerked violently as the electricity shot through his body.
"Ow! Stupid Chris, he's gonna pay fa' that!" Anne Maria hissed. Bridgette and Sky fired more shots at the Jersey Reject and landed hits on her shoulders, back and chest as she spun around, trying to figure out where the lasers were coming from.
Sky shot two more lasers at Anne Maria, and one hit the can of hair-spray she was holding. She shrieked as the can fell from her hands and rolled away. The other shot hit her in the back as she tried to walk and reach for it. Unfortunately, the final laser took her out and she was weighed down to the ground, a couple feet from the can of hair-spray.
She tried to reach for it, but couldn't grab it. "No! My hair-spray! I need it for my poof!" She growled.
More shots were fired, two of them striking Noah in the chest, sending him down, and the other shooting through the can of hair-spray. On closer inspect, a small hole was made symmetrical on both sides of the can. An orange liquid seeped out of the hole and Anne Maria gasped. "MY HAIRSPRAY!" She roared.
Courtney found where the lasers had come from and began to fire in that direction. Two cries of "Ow!" could be heard from Geoff and Sky, signifying that they had been hit.
Courtney turned around the see a look of pure anger on Anne Maria's face. The CIT watched as the Jersey Reject slowly began to break out of her weighted restraints. Courtney and Noah gaped, the latter lying on the ground.
Anne Maria snapped out of the weight on her vest and stomped over to he can of hair-spray. "WHO DID THIS?!" She screeched.
"Whoa..." Noah gaped.
"Anne Maria! You can't do that! You can't break from the weight restraints!" Courtney hissed.
"Right you are Courtney, and do you know what that means?" Chris asked over the loud-speaker. "That's right, The Hunters are disqualified from this round since Anne Maria broke the rules! Everyone, head back to your team's side! If The Hunters lose again, they're toast!"
Courtney and Noah glared at Anne Maria, the latter being released from his restraints. "Way to go, you just cost us this round!" Courtney snapped.
Anne Maria looked at her confused. "What, I didn't do nothin', I just got my hair-spray can back!" She explained.
(Pahkitew Island Bonfire Pit)
The scene switched to B and Chef at the bonfire pit. Like in the VR challenge, the usual stumps and bonfire had been replaced by the large VR machine.
B had opened one of the panels and was tightening some bolts. "So...what'chya been up to?" Chef asked as he bobbed on his heels.
B looked at him confused. The black boy shrugged and got back to work. "Sorry, I'm just really bored right now. Chris said I have ta 'supervise' you cause he's not sure if he can trust ya." Chef shrugged.
B rolled his eyes and began to hammer at the tech inside the panel. "You don't talk much, do you?" Chef asked.
B held out his hands as if to say, "Did you watch any of season 4?" But he still remained silent.
(The Hunters)
Pretty much everyone on the team was glaring at Anne Maria. "What, I don't see what I did wrong, quit lookin' at me like that!" She snapped.
Jasmine sighed. "Regardless of what Anne Maria did, we can still win this challenge!" She said. "All we have to do is stick to our teams from the last challenge, and make sure no one cheats! Courtney, keep your eye on Anne Maria." Jasmine instructed.
"Don't tell me what to do!" Courtney snapped. "Anne Maria, I'm keeping an eye on you." Jasmine glared at the CIT but remained silent.
(The Stalkers)
"Same teams, 'nuff said." Jo scoffed. "All we gotta do is win this round and those guys are toast." She grinned.
"Alright campers, Round 3 is now in play! Head out, get that flag, and shoot the opposing team!" Chris said over the intercom.
(Outhouse Confessional- 'Nuff said)
Anne Maria- "I seriously don't get what they're all glarin' at me for. All I did was get my hair-spray. Those guys need ta chill." She scoffed.
Jo- "I knew poof-head wasn't gonna make it far in this game. I won't be missing her." She shrugged.
(The Hunters – Duncan, Tyler, Trent, Dave)
Dave fervently began to swat his arms and legs. "Gah! I swear, there are mosquitoes sucking my blood! Do you see any mosquitoes?" He asked Trent.
"Dude, you're fine. Even if there are mosquitoes in here, they'd probably go for Owen, I mean, if you were a mosquito, who's blood would you want? The over-size sugar compactor, or a skinny person like yourself?" Trent asked him
"I guess you're right." Dave sighed. "But I feel like there are mosquitoes buzzing all around me and biting me!" He exclaimed, waving his hands in the air to emphasize his point.
Suddenly, three lasers shot at him, but all three missed and whizzed by his head. "Gah!" He shrieked. Duncan, Tyler, Trent and Dave all turned to see Max, Rodney and Dawn firing at them. Well, Max and Rodney were anyway. Dawn fired a couple times, but the lasers missed by a mile.
"Get 'em!" Duncan hollered. He and the other guys in his group fired at Rodney and Max, hitting them easily in the chest and shoulders.
"Owie!" Max whined. "Evil will not take this kind of abuse!" He declared.
"Shut it." Duncan barked, and fired three more shots at Max. The pudgy evil genius couldn't move out of the way in time and one laser hit him in the chest, and the other two hit him in the back soon after.
Max went down in a curl of smoke. Tyler and Trent went after Rodney, firing at him dozens of times. The farm boy managed to fire back, but only managed to hit Tyler once. After the jock's recovery, he shot more lasers at Rodney, and finally, he and Trent took him out.
Dawn gulped as the four boys grinned at her wickedly. "AAAH!" She let out a high-pitched shriek, closed her eyes, and fired wildly at the other team.
Several screams of pain caused Dawn to open her eyes to see Duncan, Trent, Tyler, and Dave moaning and groaning on the ground. "I took you out?" She asked.
"Whoa...I've never seen someone who could take out four guys at once in laser tag!" Tyler exclaimed. "I salute you!" He said weakly.
"Um...thanks?" Dawn wondered. She quickly ran off in fear.
"Well, that's some dumb luck." Duncan sighed.
Dawn ran past the barricades and short walls, breathing heavily until she knew she was far enough away from the four guys.
Suddenly, she heard talking. "Come on, quit being so slow freakazoid." Heather snapped. Dawn peered around a corner and saw the Queen Bee walking ahead of Dakota and Cody.
"Hey! That's not nice!" Dakota scolded.
"Psh, like I care!" Heather scoffed. "I just wanna get this dumb challenge over with so I can go take a shower. I'm getting sweaty. Now get your fat pink butt moving."
"Hey! My butt is not fat! Is it?" Dakota wondered, trying to look at her rear. She noticed Heather and Cody walking ahead and she quickly ran after them.
"Newsflash, it is!" Heather sneered. "Not to mention, you're dating that ugly gamer! If I were you, I'd try hooking up with Alejandro, but I guess you're not lucky enough to be me." Heather taunted.
"Last time I checked, Alejandro hated your guts, so don't go bad-mouthing Sam!" Dakota snapped.
Heather stuck her tongue out at Dakota, causing the heiress to glare back at her. "I SAID, DON'T DISRESPECT SAM!" Dakota roared.
The fame-monger suddenly began to grow bigger. Her transformation into Dakotazoid continued with the tail sprouting from her rear, her clothes ripping, her collar bones jutting from her neck, and her hair receding and turning green. She let out another roar as she was now full-sized Dakotazoid. "Dakota mad!" She screamed.
Nearly everyone in the arena turned their heads to see the extremely tall mutant in the back end of the arena. Several of them screamed and ran from the scene.
Dakota swung her hand into three barriers, ripping them from the ground and hurling them into one of the walls, shattering them. She stomped over several more and shoved some others over.
"Dakota! Please calm down!" Dawn pleaded, chasing after the mutant as she went on a destruction rampage. "Dakota!"
"Dakota gonna tear it down!" She roared. Dakotazoid stormed through the arena, barely missing stepping on some of the players who were belted to the floor. She knocked down nearly all of the barricades and short walls, and finally ended her rampage by crashing through the walls, creating a gaping hole in the side of the cliff where they had entered the prep room.
"Dakota! Breath in and out!" Dawn hollered up at her. Dakota looked down to see Dawn.
"Uh...okay." Dakota agreed. She breathed in, sucking in some pine cones and pine-needles. She breathed out and the debris flew into some trees. As Dakota calmed down, she began to grow smaller, her hair growing blond again and her tail retracting back into her rear.
Dakotazoid turned back to Dakota and stood in front of the destruction of the laser tag arena. "Um...did I do that?" She asked. "Oops..."
"My Laser Tag Arena!" Chris cried over the intercom. "Dakota! You're DISQUALIFIED! That arena cost me a hundred bucks! I lost five interns working on it!"
Dawn gasped. "Oh my, Dakota, I'm so sorry!" She shook her head.
"So does this mean I'm, like, out?" Dakota whined. "No! I can't be going this early again!"
"Maybe you shoulda thought about that before you tore apart my Laser Tag Arena!" Chris roared. "Now, no elimination ceremony, Dakota, you're headed for the Boot of Shame!"
Suddenly, the Total Drama theme song as a ring-tone could be heard over the intercom. Everyone looked up from where they were and heard Chris responding. "Hello, McLean here." He said. "Yeah...she destroyed the whole thing! No, she's out...I'm not gonna...wait...how much money?! Alright...I tell 'em...alright, see ya." Chris finished.
Everyone raised an eyebrow expectantly. "Alright, well, thanks to Dakota's daddy, again, she's safe! And, so is her team! Which means, The Hunters are today's big losers since the arena is totally destroyed."
"Oh come on!" Came several of the complaints from The Hunters team.
"Stalkers, you guys are safe for tonight! You're just lucky Dakota's daddy has lots and lots of money!" Chris chuckled. "Alright, leave your laser tagging gear in what's left of the prep room, and get the heck out of there, my interns are gonna dismantle it."
"Good, I am so done with this challenge." Heather rolled her eyes and dropped her gear and walked off.
"Aw, Izzy wanted to set more traps!" Izzy whined.
"Whew, thanks daddy!" Dakota smiled at the camera. "Sorry Dawn, sometimes I just get worked up." She sighed.
"Oh, no worries, I'm certain I will help you stay in the game. It's a good thing your dad stepped in!" Dawn chuckled.
(TDROTI Cabin)
Anne Maria was looking into the mirror, spraying her hair with hair-spray as she applied some mascara. The door opened with a creak and Anne Maria turned to see who it was.
"What do you want?" She asked Amy.
The mean twin walked up to her, grinning. "I assume you know that you're on the chopping block today, and I have a proposition for you."
"Okay, no one's told me why there all mad at me!" Anne Maria scowled.
"That doesn't matter right now, the point is, people are going to vote for you, but I think I can save you." Amy said. "I've got an alliance with Katie and Sadie, but the only way I can protect you is if you join my alliance, and vote for who I say."
"Well, it depends, who do you want me to vote for?" Anne Maria asked as she continued to spray her hair.
Amy leaned in and whispered the name into Anne Maria's ear. "Her? Sure, I don't like her anyway, she's totally rude, mean, and she's got no sense of style." Anne Maria shrugged. "Sure, I'll join your alliance."
"Excellent. I'll see you at elimination, and you won't be the one going home, that I promise you." She grinned.
(Outhouse Confessional- Crafty Amy!)
Amy- "With my alliance of Katie, Sadie and Anne Maria, we'll be sure to get rid of Eva! That'll be two villains down, a few more to go, then I can take down my lame-o sister and some of her stupid friends." She grinned wickedly.
Anne Maria- "Okay, so I don't really trust Amy, but I think I gotta trust her on this one. My teammates looked pretty ticked, still don't know why though." She shrugged.
The members of The Hunters sat at the bonfire pit. B had finished the VR machine, and it had been switched out with the regular stumps.
Chris stood behind his usual oil-drum podium with a tray of marshmallows in hand. "You all played hard today, but unfortunately, one of you will be going home. The votes have been cast and it's time to hand out marshmallows!"
Several of the team members glared at Anne Maria, who in turn glared right back. Amy grinned devilishly and Katie and Sadie both looked worried for some reason, and hugged each other in terror.
"When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The person who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately head for The Boot of Shame!" Chris told them. "The first three marshmallows go to Duncan, Tyler, and Amy."
The delinquent, the jock and the mean twin all left their seats and walked up to grab a marshmallow. After taking theirs off the tray, they chewed them and took a stand behind Chris.
"Noah, Trent, Ezekiel, Marshmallows for all three of you." Chris listed. Noah grinned and walked up to get his, as did Trent. Ezekiel let out a cheer and ran up to get his. They too stood with the others behind Chris.
"Courtney, Katie...and Sadie." Courtney nodded, knowing she would get a marshmallow, and walked up. Katie and Sadie squealed and ran up to get theirs. "Brick!"
The cadet smiled and saluted, then quickly ran up to get his marshmallow. "Jasmine and Samey." Chris continued. The Aussie grinned and walked up and Samey smiled and felt confident as she headed up after her friend.
"Dave, and...Scarlett." Chris finished. Dave cheered and walked up to get his marshmallow, applying sanitizer to his hand and arms as he went up. Scarlett followed, no doubt knowing she'd get a marshmallow.
"That leaves us with Anne Maria and Eva." Chris said. The two girls were the only ones left sitting on the stumps, everyone else was standing behind Chris with their marshmallows.
Eva glared at her team. "Who voted for me?!" She hissed. She crossed her arms and looked at Chris expectantly.
"Anne Maria, you're on the chopping block for costing your team the win after breaking the rules. And Eva, you're on the chopping block for being mean and nasty to your teammates, not to mention complaining about the challenges."
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"Eva. Anne Maria, you're saying bye-bye!" Chris grinned wickedly.
"WHAT?!" Anne Maria and Amy shouted at the same time. "I mean...I don't care." Amy shrugged.
"Yup, you each racked up a lot of votes, but Anne Maria got more, so she's outta here!" Chris told them.
"Who needs you freaks anyway, at least you know that you just kicked off the hottest girl on the show!" She said, and strutted off to the boot of Shame.
"Any last words, Anne Maria?" Chris asked.
"Yeah, I'd just like to say that you're a massive—
Anne Maria was cut off before she could say something bad about Chris. The army boot swung down an slammed into her back, sending her flying into the night sky, screaming all the way.
"Well, that's another loser down!" Chris chuckled. "Who will be next? Will Amy's alliance hold without Anne Maria? Will Izzy set more traps? I hope not! Find out all the answers to these questions and more on the next episode of...Total...Drama...Unfinished Business!" Chris finished.
Suddenly, behind him, Chef grabbed him and shoved a laser tag vest onto him. Chris struggled to get free, but wasn't able to. Chef took some rope and tied Chris to a wooden post nearby. "Um...Chef, what are you doing?" The host asked nervously.
"It's payback time!" He grinned.
"Um...we're past this, right? I mean, you already got me this morning, no need to do anything else!" Chris said. "Hey, what are you doing with that laser gun?!"
Chef grinned wickedly and pulled the trigger to the gun. It fire several times at Chris, hitting him in the chest since he couldn't move. "Gah! Stop it!" He cried as he was promptly electrocuted each time he was shot. Chef continued to shoot the host until the camera faded out to black, Chris's screams could still be hear.
"I said stop it!" Chris shouted, before the episode ended.
(Voting Confessionals)
Duncan- "Anne Maria. She's prissy, annoying, and she cost us the challenge. I don't see why I shouldn't vote her off. Well, unless Scott was on our team."
Tyler- "It's gotta be Anne Maria! She cost us the challenge. I guess..." He shrugged.
LeShawna- "I'm votin' for Anne Maria cause she lost us the game. We mighta won if she didn't have ta break the rules. Sorry sista, but that's how it roles."
Eva- "I'm voting for Duncan, because he's the leader of the guy's alliance, and it's best to take out a threat now, than later when it's gonna be a problem." She said.
Noah- "Scarlett says I should vote for Anne Maria. I didn't need her to tell me that, I was already gonna vote for her. Anyone who cares about hair-spray that much has issues."
Trent- "I'm voting for Anne Maria cause she lost us the challenge. I guess that's it, don't have much else to say, it was a pretty boring challenge in my opinion, and a painful one." He cringed.
Ezekiel- "I'm gonna vote fur Eva, eh. She still scares me, and Anne Maria's not too bad I guess. Plus, Amy threatened to beat me with a lamppost if I didn't!" He gulped.
Katie- "Omigosh, like Amy told us to vote for Eva, so I'm gonna. She also told me and Sadie to vote alone for some reason. Oh, I miss you Sadie!"
Sadie- "Amy told me Eva, so I'm voting Eva. I miss you too Katie!" She waved to the camera.
Courtney- "I'm obviously voting for Anne maria, she lost the game for us right in front of my eyes! There's no denying it, she's out of here." She shook her head.
Brick- "Anne Maria's not a team player. She also broke the rules, and where I'm from that'll also get you put in The Box.
Anne Maria- "Amy says I gotta vote with her, so I ain't gonna lie. I'm votin' for Eva cause she told me too. She's not very carin' about her looks anyway, I mean, a uni-brow? Yuck!"
Jasmine- "Anne Maria cost us the game, it's only sensible to vote for her." She shrugged.
Scarlett- "The only plausible vote is for Anne Maria. She broke the rules, resulting in the challenge loss for our team. Thus, she must be eliminated."
Dave- "If I could vote for Sky, I would, but since she's on the other team, I'm voting for Anne Maria. She really needs to chill about the hair-spray."
Amy- "If Katie, Sadie, and Anne Maria know what's good for them, they'll vote for Eva with me. Especially Anne Maria since she's on the chopping block."
Samey- "A-Anne Maria, I g-guess." She said nervously.
Votes:
Duncan- Anne Maria
Tyler- Anne Maria
LeShawna- Anne Maria
Eva- Anne Maria
Noah- Anne Maria
Trent- Anne Maria
Ezekiel- Eva
Katie- Eva
Sadie- Eva
Courtney- Anne Maria
Brick- Anne Maria
Anne Maria- Eva
Jasmine- Anne Maria
Scarlett- Anne Maria
Dave- Anne Maria
Amy- Eva
Samey- Anne Maria
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Anne Maria- 12
Eva- 5
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Voted Off – Topher, DJ, Ella, Alejandro, Anne Maria
Reason: Let's face it, Anne Maria is cannon fodder. I couldn't think of a long running plot that would be interesting for her. Her vendetta against B was funny for a while, but it got old. So, she's out. Sorry if she has any fans, but as with the others, she'll be in the bonus episodes! I also hope you liked Chris's payback! ;)
[1]- This prank is courtesy of 6teen another show by the creators of Total Drama (Fresh TV). It was in the episode Prank'd, if you haven't seen 6teen, I suggest watching it, it's really good! You can find episodes on YouTube.
[2]- Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons is the name of the board game from Gravity Falls. If you've seen the latest episodes, you'll know this reference. Once again, another great show to watch.
[3]- The dramatic saying of BACKNE was another reference from 6teen. It's in the episode The Lords of Malltown. Don't know why it's called that, but it is. Seriously, watch it.
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